Oh come ON now!”Deedle, deedle”?
Ah.. think Fred Flintstone twinkle toes bowling sound!
Well, DUH! It’s already been established that’s how ballet shoes sound. =P http://wapsisquare.com/comic/crimson-mantis/
Errr,,, ummm…. what… exactly … was IN that jelly donut?!?
I don’t know. But I’ll 2 please and an expresso.
What the F#%K IS THIS!
A jelly donut?
A JELLY DONUT!!!
Senor Bumbles no le gustan las zanahorias.
Keh? (ode to Fawlty Towers)
Que? (Don’t mind me, I’m from Barcelona).
So that’s how ya spell it ! Thanks!
I was just going to say “Senior Bumbles no tiene (tienes? Been a long since HS spanish) gusto.”
I’ll have what she’s having?
One large bowl of lack-of-custard, coming up!
Remember, drenching the baby carrots in dressing defeats the purpose…..
Two portions, please!
Oh, poor Señor Bumbles Dietzel. Oh, the indignity! Oh the embarrassment!
I get the feeling there’s a call to the pizza girl in Dietzel’s future. 😉
Hopefully Monica won’t catch Pizza Girl since she forbade Dietzel from calling her again.
When did she do that?
Yeah. I thought she just put some restrictions on when he could call.
and, if I recall correctly, Dietzel was told that Pizza Girl was to keep her street shoes shoes off of the couch or rug or ??
Agreed! Poor suffering Dietzel lol
I bet Robin never had to put up with that 🙂
I’d rather wear Dietzel’s deely-boppers than M’s sweatband. Which is not saying much.
Yep. Once again Dietzel’s the sidekick… Dietzel’s always the sidekick… …Dietzel wants to be a hero 🙁
Oh the indignity! NOt only that silly costume but no frozen custard reward. I guess when “Mommy’s” on a diet, so is he.
Talk about looking “hang dog”
does “non-newtonian” mean that the bra – and contents – are shielded from gravity? ifso, she’s 10-15 lbs lighter…
Well a properly designed bra will distribute the weight so it ‘feels’ lighter.. 🙂
Take a good backpack – once it is on, it will hardly be noticeable, even when full.. 🙂
Non-Newtonian Fluid goes solid on impact, otherwise liquid! 🙂
If you want a quality example of non-newtonian liquids, try http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN2D5y-AxIY
Perhaps a waste of custard, but scientific proof!
ah! even better, if you are tired of all the ‘playing about’ and want the *full science* stuff.. 🙂
more science, less play… 🙂
That clip ends too soon – having seen the trouble getting the guy out of the custard, I wanted to see what happened after the guy fell over in it!
It doesn’t do gravity. But it will stop random moments of inertia from impacting the space time continium. So once she is in motion she will remain in motion. That’s how she arrive on tip toes. Stopping will be a whole different matter. I wonder if it came with retro rockets installed? If not, maybe Senior Bumble has a handy JATO unit in his back pack.
who nowz??? maybe the mantis has a nullifier ray…. :E
aaaaagh! my L has failed… 🙁 🙁
aghh, L key failure…
as I wuz sayin…
mebbe the mantis has a nullifier ray….
Lol! She loks a bit like Princess Leia with that bra on her head.
She’s looking thinner already….
She’s a cartoon… her weight reduction program involves an erasure…
Touche.. if only life were that easy. 😛
It is, just harder. 🙂
The pun jar is waiting for you in the alley 😛
That is both disturbing and awesome simultaneously!
“baBBy-carrots”? we’ve got a typo as today’s file-name.
How is babby formed?
Do we start by babbling?
Don’t forget the BBQ sauce. LOL
Dirtzel rol playing as El Chapulín Colorado.
¡No contaban con mi astucia!
Correction that should be: Dirtzel role playing as El Chapulín Colorado.
It’s Dietzel, stephy.
Darn, the funny part of that didn’t print. Oh, well, trust me, it was funny. Not great, but….
Shutting up, now.
TOO funny. I’m going through the archives for the third? Fourth? time, and read this bit this morning…
Here begins the Crimson Mantis origen story.
The Crimson Mantis is no longer crimson. I guess that happens when comic companies “reboot” their entire universe.
This could be Wapsi2. Just wait until the Crisis on Infinite Squares.
Baby carrots are f#%king AWESOME!
Only with ranch dressing. Of course ranch dressing makes many things taste awesome.
Try mild salsa on salads! Yumsy!
“Carrots are divine,
You get a dozen for a dime–
–Noted epicurian B. Bunny
Still like his “Barber of Seville” rendition. (i’m sure there’s errors, it’s late-)
Poor Deitzal, Ten bucks I bet that he wihes he was Amanda’s cat, furballs and all…
Poor Dr. Custard. I guess Monica creamed him.
Aw, that’s cold, mannnn.
Shakes pun jar *furiously* at you!
Chill, DJ, I’ll throw some cold hard cash in the vault.
Yes, she foiled his evil flan.
Ow ow ow.
Hell of a thing to read that, first thing on a Monday morning.
Remember: it’s no use crying over broken eggs.
And the punches keep on coming. The Pun Jar is gonna have a belly ache tonight
I’m wondering if Dr. Custard was truly defeated by ignoring him. Does M have any Dr. Custard in her freezer, providing temptation that she’s now (successfully?) avoiding? Or did she merely avoid the temptation of purchasing a fresh supply at her market, in favor of purchasing the baby carrots? (I’m assuming she never kept baby carrots in her fridge up until this point. She doesn’t seem to be the kind of person who regularly cooked her own meals.)
Recent studies have shown the best way to avoid or stop temptation is not to even think about it. To find ways to distract yourself.
Looks like Monica is semi-successful, getting into the image of a lilac fairy. I guess all’s fay in love and war. Even on this scale.
I expect to see at least two coins in the Pun Jar fom you for that, sir.
About distractions, though… Monica does need to be cautious. One of the obvious distractions for her involves Kevin and some noisy anaerobic sex, but if she has been channeling The Crimson Mantis she should probably delay this particular distraction until her alter ego has faded into the background again.
Remember, some female mantids have mating habits that are very rough on their partners. 🙂
How about a gift card to Weight Watchers?
I somehow doubt that when she and Kevin have sex that it is anaerobic by any stretch.
Remember, Monica is badly out of shape… she gets winded just climbing stairs. Her aerobic fitness is quite poor at the moment.
Don’t worry, it’s not like she’s gonna bite his head off……(plink)
That right foot better come forward pretty quick, or she’s gonna test the non-Newtonian properties of that bra again in a second or so.
If you think of it, It is a matter of Economics.
Baby Carrots $1.59…..Ice Cream $3.50 and they don’t even give you a half gallon anymore it started as 1 cup (8 ounces) LESS, however yesterday I past someone buying Ice Cream at Giant Eagle and the carton looked Smaller – while the price went UP!
Baby Carrots “Nummy-Nummy for my Tummy”
And this is actually a good thing, too. One of the biggest reasons it is hard to promote healthy eating in this country is because not only does junk food taste better – it’s cheaper, thanks to all the various subsidies enjoyed along the way. Take a peek sometime, it’s obscene.
So of course people eat candy bars instead of salads when you can get 4 or 5 large candy bars for the same price as a modestly sized salad with decent ingredients so it tastes all right.
Want to help with the obesity problem? Quadruple the price on snacks and use the proceeds to start giving out subsidies to lower the prices on fruits and vegetables. Watch those pounds DROP! 😀
Dietzel: “I’m gonna bite her. Sweartagod, I’m gonna bite her…”
With or without the Pizza Sause?
Hey, Dietzel IS a pizzaholic…
This is Dietzel we’re talking about. He’d just flush the toilet when Monica’s taking a shower.
OOOO! Or go for a repeat of the Bottled Water Incident! (Brrrrrrrrr…)
Dietzel’s more sophisticated than that, not to mention more devious when he needs to be.
He knows M is an audiophile, he’ll hide a couple bottle caps in the bottom of the cabinets of her speakers. The rattle from them vibrating will drive her nuts as she tries to figure out what’s wrong with the speakers themselves, heh.
Or, equally evil, he could just swap the + and – wires on one speaker, putting the two channels out of phase with one another. Monica would go nuts trying to figure out why the bass sounds weak and the stereo soundstaging has gone all weird and space-y.
I can imagine what Dietzel is thinking, “You are so lucky that I love you.”
@Maark30: Yeah, Friday was my birthday. I don’t advertize–I just show up with free cake. 😀
Hm, nice Idea, I guess now is my turn to bring out the cake. Mine is on Tuesday (today).
Hey Paul, just so ya know … you corrected the name on the page itself, but the filename for the page still says “babby”. 😉
Look around, there’s a couple right near me.
Maybe i think they can probably hear me.
Small and orange,
Ain’t nothing that rhymes with orange.
This clearly shows the averant juxtaposition between brains and BRA-wn
Rereading — I’d forgotten the prior appearance of The Scarlet Mantis…
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