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Cave Monica

by Paul Taylor on August 17, 2011 at 12:00 am
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  1. Yamara
    Yamara
    August 17, 2011 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Okay, Paul, I think it’s time you did an air quality test on whatever particles are being kicked out your kitchen renovation.

    • Paula
      Paula
      August 17, 2011 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

      …
      /agreed :)

    • Julie
      Julie
      August 17, 2011 at 7:53 am | # | Reply

      On the one hand, I agree…

      …and on the other hand, I want to see what other oddities his tripped out brain creates before the haz-mat team shows up to clear the area of mind-altering particles. :)

    • Vorlonagent
      Vorlonagent
      August 17, 2011 at 11:31 am | # | Reply

      I called “Ice Cream Beast” yesterday. I am happy with Paul’s kitchen particles.

    • The Old Wolf
      The Old Wolf
      August 17, 2011 at 1:11 pm | # | Reply

      I’d say seal your windows hermetically so you can breathe more of that stuff in…

  2. Joe Minotaur
    Joe Minotaur
    August 17, 2011 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

    The missing link?

    • Paula
      Paula
      August 17, 2011 at 12:31 am | # | Reply

      its also missing chopped nuts

      • Julie
        Julie
        August 17, 2011 at 7:54 am | # | Reply

        Bah-dum! *aims for invisible cymbal and misses* :P

  3. shamaniaq
    shamaniaq
    August 17, 2011 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

    Monica discovers fire, which leads to the extinction of the last Custardsaurus.

    • Yamara
      Yamara
      August 17, 2011 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

      I may just put that on the Wapsiwiki timeline.

      • shamaniaq
        shamaniaq
        August 17, 2011 at 12:33 am | # | Reply

        1,000,000 B.C.? Before Custard?

        ;-)

        • Wyvern
          Wyvern
          August 17, 2011 at 1:40 am | # | Reply

          Chronology is here. More people should check out the Waspi Wiki.

          • slywlf
            slywlf
            August 17, 2011 at 7:48 pm | #

            Cool – maybe you can add an entry as to how Monica learned to poit and how? The only mention I see refers to the bra sneeze incident.

          • Yamara
            Yamara
            August 17, 2011 at 10:12 pm | #

            If Paul has more to reveal about it, we’ll add it.

            The question for awhile was “when was Monica’s first poit”? And that, on her ‘personal timeline’ on Earth 57 seems to be that wardrobe malfunction. (It takes her by surprise, and she has to spend another ep getting it back on.) Seemingly, the ability is innate, but not all its parameters are yet defined.

            For instance, Tina’s fear for Monica once she learned the Relic was full of wormholes may be an ominous clue, but still only a vague one.

        • Paula
          Paula
          August 17, 2011 at 1:58 am | # | Reply

          Wall paintings begin between 40,000-32,000 BC

          • Yamara
            Yamara
            August 17, 2011 at 7:08 am | #

            So… logically…

            If she’s writing on the wall, then the Library is sending out sphinxes…

            And it’s therefore?

            …

            A DEMON!

            *Mob goes wild, screaming about demons*

            We shall use my largest scoops…

          • Julie
            Julie
            August 17, 2011 at 7:56 am | #

            Yamara wins the humor game with that well adjusted reference. :)

          • TheDoctor
            TheDoctor
            August 17, 2011 at 10:23 am | #

            Great HOLY GRAIL Segue, Yamara.

          • bmonk
            bmonk
            August 17, 2011 at 12:31 pm | #

            Does that mean a demon weighs the same as a duck, even if it’s not a demon duck?

          • Casey
            Casey
            August 17, 2011 at 8:04 pm | #

            Great, now I’m distracted.

        • shamaniaq
          shamaniaq
          August 17, 2011 at 1:00 pm | # | Reply

          Given Monica’s costume, her buxom build and the date I proposed, I’d have thought foljs would have picked up on the reference to Racquel Welch’s campy 1966 movie… :-)

          • Sheik
            Sheik
            August 17, 2011 at 3:23 pm | #

            We did.
            We’re just too ashamed to admit it.

  4. Paula
    Paula
    August 17, 2011 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

    love the strategic planning for killing something 8ins tall :D
    spose it stays frozen because reptiles are cold blooded…even though i thought that meant they could survive at cold temperatues not that if you cut them ice-poles would come out.

    • BudFanboi
      BudFanboi
      August 17, 2011 at 6:24 am | # | Reply

      Nah, actually too cold is harmful for them. Cold blooded simply means they don’t regulate their body temperatures internally. IE, when you take your temperature normally you’re always at some variation of 98.6 degrees. Your body normally maintains that temperature, even if it’s hot or cold outside.

      Cold blooded animals don’t do this, relying on external means of heat to regulate. For instance, lizards sitting on a rock in the sun, turtles climbing out of the water to sit on logs, in the sun. Cold temperatures will actually make them more sluggish then usual.

  5. Paula
    Paula
    August 17, 2011 at 12:31 am | # | Reply

    and kudos to vorlonagent.
    you mentioned the icecream beast…here it is…

  6. Casey
    Casey
    August 17, 2011 at 12:43 am | # | Reply

    Paul has officially out-crazied me.

    • Ratcatcher
      Ratcatcher
      August 20, 2011 at 6:45 am | # | Reply

      Casey- And this is unexpected by you? WHY?

  7. themadkansan
    themadkansan
    August 17, 2011 at 1:14 am | # | Reply

    …You’re having far too much fun with all this, Taylor. Stop it immediately. You know there’s no fun allowed while working.

    :P :)

  8. Wyvern
    Wyvern
    August 17, 2011 at 1:41 am | # | Reply

    Why do the cave paintings not record the gargantuan Dietzelsaurus, which ruled the prehistoric Minnesota jungles?

    • Maark30
      Maark30
      August 17, 2011 at 10:30 pm | # | Reply

      I would picture her riding him like a horse much like Marvel Comics “Sheena” did with her Sabertooth Kitty Cat

  9. Francisco
    Francisco
    August 17, 2011 at 2:30 am | # | Reply

    The comics for the last two days keep reminding me of this one: http://wapsisquare.com/comic/05162005/

    • JeffEpp
      JeffEpp
      August 17, 2011 at 5:06 am | # | Reply

      I keep thinking of this one

      http://wapsisquare.com/comic/custard-of-that-magnitude/

    • Julie
      Julie
      August 17, 2011 at 7:58 am | # | Reply

      Love that strip…Well…Love most of the strips really, but that one makes me giggle.

  10. Fairportfan
    Fairportfan
    August 17, 2011 at 2:44 am | # | Reply

    What’s next?

    Monica in WW2 uniform with that big old thumb-buster of her G’Pa’s accepting the surrender of German ice cream cones?

    • BudFanboi
      BudFanboi
      August 17, 2011 at 6:25 am | # | Reply

      WWII and cleavage? Where do I sign? Throw in a destroyed Tiger tank of the PanzerKustard Division and you’d have my 3 favorite things lol

      • W.
        W.
        August 17, 2011 at 7:41 pm | # | Reply

        A quickie. Sorry no cleavage

        • BudFanboi
          BudFanboi
          August 18, 2011 at 5:58 am | # | Reply

          If the Gravatars would co-operate with me the fuzzy image would so be going there lol

    • TheDoctor
      TheDoctor
      August 17, 2011 at 10:34 am | # | Reply

      How about Monica,Shelly and Tina in WWII Uniforms as “The Andrews Sisters” Boogie-Woogie.

      • TheDoctor
        TheDoctor
        August 17, 2011 at 10:35 am | # | Reply

        BTW Fairportfan: Nice Avatars. and they’re from?…..

        • Fairportfan
          Fairportfan
          August 17, 2011 at 4:53 pm | # | Reply

          The Wotch – which just restarted after an almost-two-year hiatus. (The link is to the first of a seven-page recap of the history of the strip by the new artist.)

          Given that saying that the history of the strip is complex and digressive, that recap is more like “Something to get regular readers back up to speed,” though.

          • Fairportfan
            Fairportfan
            August 17, 2011 at 4:59 pm | #

            This avatar is a character called Robyn. The redhead is Sonja.

            However, normally (if such a word can be applied at all to this strip) their names are Robin and Jason.

            Here’s a link to a Flash animated intro featuring Robin and Jason in their normal (or at least original forms…)

          • Maark30
            Maark30
            August 17, 2011 at 10:37 pm | #

            Thanks for the link. I think that I am going to enjoy this strip.

    • Buggi
      Buggi
      August 17, 2011 at 12:54 pm | # | Reply

      I think it could be cool to see the group or a set in period piece. There can be a lot of fun in that. Victorian, Steam Punk (fantasy period of course, ha ha), Roaring 20′s, 40′s, 50′s, 60′s, Western/Frontier, Egyptian…

      But nothing with West World. That movie still creeps me out. He never stops coming after you!

      • W.
        W.
        August 17, 2011 at 5:24 pm | # | Reply

        The original Terminator. heh.

  11. Songdog83
    Songdog83
    August 17, 2011 at 6:20 am | # | Reply

    My Precioussssssss………Nom Nom Nom!

  12. Cholo
    Cholo
    August 17, 2011 at 7:44 am | # | Reply

    Well, i guess a icescream-animal isnt impossible.

    Especially as they just resently found those large snails living at a mile+ deep water right next to those active vulcanic black chimneys pumping out hot metals and the snails harvest the metals to make their house and coat their skin.

    If those Robo-xmen-snails exist in real life i guess ice-o-saurus is possible too. Using their extreme cold ice as a defense of cause .. making any predator have teeth- and brainfreeze :D

    • Julie
      Julie
      August 17, 2011 at 8:01 am | # | Reply

      Unfortunately they haven’t evolved to the point where they realize that their extreme cold is only a slight deterent and partial “reason for the kill” in the warmer climates (where so little animal skin is needed to be comfortable). The other reason for the kill is of course their fabulous flavor…they also haven’t evolved sweet, creamy goodness out of their genetic makeup. :P

  13. AvengerReloaded
    AvengerReloaded
    August 17, 2011 at 8:56 am | # | Reply

    Well, it looks like the ice cream has definetly gone to Monica’s head.

  14. Computer Matthew
    Computer Matthew
    August 17, 2011 at 9:25 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, This comic has officially entered fever dream territory.

  15. txmystic
    txmystic
    August 17, 2011 at 9:50 am | # | Reply

    Ick. What does she do with the legs and tail?

    • txmystic
      txmystic
      August 17, 2011 at 10:00 am | # | Reply

      …and ARMS? Ick.

      • Analyst
        Analyst
        August 17, 2011 at 1:32 pm | # | Reply

        Wow. That flashed me back to the 60′s (late 60′s) and the bat-winged hamburger snatcher of Dan O’Neil. (Can’t find a link to a dead tree)

        • Dave
          Dave
          August 17, 2011 at 3:07 pm | # | Reply

          Oh, what a wonderful flashback/memory… I love that particular work of Dan O’Neill.

          Some years ago I scanned, and cleaned up one panel of this book – Fred the bird, sitting woefully on the ground and saying

          Thank goodness for hysteria. If it weren’t for hysteria… I’d never make it.

          I have this posted on the entrance wall of my cubicle here at work. It helps me get through Those Days, when they arrive (as they inevitably do).

          Most of the book Hear the sound of my feet walking drown the sound of my voice talking is online, as a set of PDFs, at Dan’s site:

          http://www.danoneillcomics.com/books/index.htm

          Unfortunately the dead-tree edition is out of print (no, you can’t have my copy).

          Anyone for a Magic Cookie?

          • Fairportfan
            Fairportfan
            August 17, 2011 at 8:08 pm | #

            You do realise that “Odd Bodkins” is almost certainly the source of the term “cookie” in computer-speak? It’s actually short for the original term, which is – wow! – “magic cookie.

            Harvey Krishna, what’s your sign?
            Peace and love there is still time
            Spare change before you bring me down –
            Harvey Krishna’s back in town.

        • Dave
          Dave
          August 18, 2011 at 4:58 pm | # | Reply

          What are the odds… two other people familiar with Odd Bodkins and the hazards of encountering Sam the 100% American Dog? Yet another of the numerous reasons I’ve become so very impressed with Wapsi Square… it has one heck of an interesting fan base!

  16. sumdumnut
    sumdumnut
    August 17, 2011 at 10:39 am | # | Reply

    Stick figure drawings lack 2 spheroid objects..

  17. kingklash
    kingklash
    August 17, 2011 at 10:57 am | # | Reply

    I’m waiting on Monica and Shelly hunting Dutch Chocolate swirl Bison across the Great Plains, armed only with large spoons carved from lightning-struck trees.

  18. Jabberwonky
    Jabberwonky
    August 17, 2011 at 12:49 pm | # | Reply

    Screw ‘Jurassic Park’ methodology, I want a breeding pair of these…

  19. Dave
    Dave
    August 17, 2011 at 1:26 pm | # | Reply

    What Monica seems to be overlooking (in her quite understandable eagerness) is that she’s about to pounce on a new-born hatchling.

    The speckled markings on the legs clearly identify this youngster as a member of the Glaciescrepito megavanillae species. The adults of this species are a lot larger and much less tail-waggingly friendly (think “ambulatory iceberg with a hostile attitude”).

    If Momma Beast is still hanging around, M may be in for a very difficult (dare I say “bone-chilling”?) encounter.

    • bmonk
      bmonk
      August 17, 2011 at 2:35 pm | # | Reply

      Even worse than being chilled to the bone–the mature specimen can lead to a killer case of brain freeze.

      I volunteer to help Monica avoid that fate!

  20. CPUGuy1
    CPUGuy1
    August 17, 2011 at 4:22 pm | # | Reply

    UM …WHAT?!?!

  21. RSinAustin
    RSinAustin
    August 18, 2011 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

    I’m enjoying this week’s pictures! They’re funny and neat!

    This also explains why the rare custardasaur, sole survivor of the Jurassic Age, went extinct!

  22. Centaur71
    Centaur71
    August 19, 2011 at 10:38 am | # | Reply

    OOGAH OOGAH OOGAH CHAKA! OOGAH OOGAH OOGAH CHAKA! OOGAH OOGAH OOGAH CHAKA!

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