Can’t Touch This! Too late the stinging insect already did!!
I like big butts and I can not lie! LMFAO!!!
*Slam dunks the pun jar*
Quoting a song lyric is a pun now? Hrm…
Well, I suppose it could be if he meant for the ‘F’ in LMFAO to mean ‘fat’. 😛
I’ll just leave this lovely tie-in from Adam Warren Empowered here for your enjoyment 😀
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face… 😀
I can see the 36-24-36, but is she 5’3″?
*officially* 4ft 10 .. check the ‘about’ link 🙂
4′ 10″ and the first number is 29J
which means she has the ratio beat, by a lot.
YT is bein mean, but there *are* other places… 🙂
Heh, she could always go..
“Hey, M.. On a completely unrelated note, ever hear of Jonathan Coulton.. I think you might like his music. Give me a sec to find one of his songs”
*Looks it up on her phone and plays*
Failing that, maybe Mon enjoys Gilbert & Sullivan:
I was thinking some Queen would do the trick. 🙂
And that would include calorie burning on her bicycle!
Hmmmm…. I’m thinking more on the lines of …
What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
And there ain’t NOTHING little about those humps!
Is there a god of corn chips that you can swear to?
Yeah, he’s up there with T-man with his booze makin’ powers!
Now we just need a deity in charge of making a really good salsa, and we’re set.
I think I would enjoy those religious services. 🙂
Xilonen (Young corn mother): Xilonen. Corn GODDESS
Oh, you’d be a-maized!
You hear that sound? That’s the sound of the pun jar collapsing on itself and becoming a singularity.
Welp. Pun Jar 3.0 is still in production, so everyone gets free pun usage for the next week…
Dave, that joke was corny.
All these responses to my comment!? I feel as if I’m being stalked.
*clink* *clink* *clink* *clink*
I suppose you will be all ears, to better hear us coming?
You mean the Spanish/Irish god Friet O’lay?
Shelly’s expression is sooo cute! So I guess they’re about to go into Mucho Mocha and collect Tina for a fun-filled afternoon at boot camp Punk Yoga.
As Shelly bites her lip to keep from giving the appropriate response…
80,000 years of wisdom won’t stop her from being a smart ass.
Monica’s ass smarts.
Smarting ass? Monica does look a bit more ‘balanced’ with her stung-swelled bun. She may not want a breast-reduction operation but perhap one of those Brazillian butt jobs?
She may be balanced, but ugh her low back posture is horrible! 🙁 A side effect of studying anatomy and physiology is you cringe when you see other people who have horrible body mechanics…
The “sway back” look that’s an s curve means much, much more pressure is being placed on the lumbar than should be. With a good leg regimine including squats and lunges you can get as round a butt and it be all muscle. 🙂
@Ozy – Maybe some of that enhanced sway-back look is from the swelling of M’s tush?
That…is some impressive swelling…
“So Monica, a hornet stung your butt, making it swell like that? How many got you in the chest?”
Its OVER 9000!
Great. Now the comment zone needs a Meme Jar.
i figured she be wearing a skirt, or a sundress type of thing, in order to relieve the pain from chafing and the cloth being very tight-fitting over the bite mark area… yet here she is in Daisy-Dukes… that should be making it WORSE not better! i can’t imagine how she even got INTO those shorts with the amount of swelling in her buns, and no, poiting them on doesn’t count.
that must be goood stretch fabric!!! 😀
Spray on cloth? It does exist now.
Maybe so, maybe no. I note that around 41s the “spray-on clothing” suddenly has a neat, separated neck.
Hope she doesn’t have to do sit-ups! She’d bee lopsided.
nope, too sensitive to go there…. 🙁
♪ ♪Pumps and a bump!
Pumps and a bump!
We like the girls
With the pumps and a bump! ♪ ♪
— MC Hammer
Aww, you linked to the 2nd video, not the original awesome zebra print speedo version. 🙁
That video has been banned by Youtube (hmmm… I wonder why). Also, this is HQ.
You mean this one?
Yes that’s the one! Its in horrible quality and, oh look! I just threw up in my mouth. Thank you Atomic!
Shelly’s not your problem Monica.
Stay 500 feet away from Amanda at all times until the swelling goes down.
HAHA! Good point! 🙂 Amanda would NOT let this slide without smarky comments.
And not without an 8-hour photo shoot poolside.
Snark she can live with – Amanda might be overcome by temptation to land a rat tail on her…..(the twisted wet towel snap – nothing actualy rodent-y).
“I like large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate.”
So, I do not make a habit out of being stung by insects on my derriere but, if it became that swollen (to the point that it was noticeable), wouldn’t you want to see a doctor?
My dear sir, you are both a gentleman and a scholar!
WAIT A MINUTE… I just realized something.
Monica now has J Lo’s butt, and Salma Hayek’s chest…
(@o@) Did I just describe the perfect latina?
Ya know I was thinking
Boom Boom POW or Lady Humps.
But then I’m a freaking moron.
Because I don’t know what it means, it just sounds so provocative.
Well, I almost got it right back on the 29th lol
My anaconda don’t want none unless you…
… got a Capybara?
+1 Interwebs for you, Bucc-i!
There are times I’m so grateful my taste in modern music doesn’t go much past Charles Ives. This is one of them.
Man, just look at that big Ho in today’s strip.
Well played, sir. 🙂
What are you talking about? I see no gardening implements anywhere!
While out on a rollicking spree
M’s backside got stung by a bee
and here for your eyes
and delighted suprise
her fanny you finally can see!
BTW- only the Colonel is allowed to swear to corn chips…
A limerick and a pun within the same five-minute interval? Doesn’t that make your head hurt?
Nicely done, Sarge!
No brain, no pain…
Is it just me, or are her breasts getting bigger with each new comic? IT’s getting…a bit asinine, to be frank.:/
I think its more to do with posture, and a better bra..
M’s tend to match the length to her elbow.. you will see that stays roughly the same!
and there is another modeling trick, lean slightly forward, and they seem larger – they are not being compressed by their weight..
We just saw her with lingerie ninjas, and you think the massive volume of her breasts is ridiculous? 🙂
Besides, illiad is right about the continuity of breasts-to-half-arm-length. 🙂
Well, IN THE END we know that Monica is definitely a SWELL gal… 😉
( Quick, to the pun jar! )
Atomic batteries to power! Turbines to speed!
Need to find a mp3 of Spinal Tap’s “Big Bottom.”
Just for the bass line, I swear!
My Queen, I ♥ your fat bottom.
Don’t mind if I do!
Uh, the heart was link to that song. Oh, well, it’s good enough for two.
Either Monica still has on that sports bra, and it… does something to her, or her cup-size has entered the second half of the alphabet.
Is there such a thing as “28Z” bras?
haven’t you noticed that since better bra design, girls are looking far better….. 😀 😀
Good grief, I think the biggest of all worries is poor M’s SPINE. It’s practically doubled-over backwards … I think her vertebrae are going to be in need of more reinforcement than her bra does, anymore. o.O
hey you would be doubled over, with a painful swollen bum….
Wow, put *one* link in the post and it gets flagged, I guess. Just in case someone else posts it and I end up looking like a copycat … was linking to:
ok how about trace adkins instead? seriously she could go to a honkytonk with that badonkadonk…. 😛 🙂
Bah, replied to wrong thread, see above for comment. 😛
Ever hear “Fat Bottom Girls” from a hillbilly band with Banjo? It’s actually KICKASS!!!
Wow, i didn’t realize small amounts of nay-saying will get you stricken from the record. I guess ill just go back to bad puns and drooling over cartoon tits.
looks to me like Baby got (broken) Back
Mon swore to corn chips! That means Baby Got Snacks!
Well, for someone in pain, she does sound awfully chipper!
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