c’mon Dave, you too.. no shrimpin’ on the change..
*plink-plink*
*plonk*
….uh oh…
*whhrrr*
*THUUUM*
crap, hit the sub, good thing its in pun-space… I would hate for that reactor to go off out here…
You know the fish puns could go on for a loooong time. He looks more than ready to make his cast and then reel her in. He’s got the right bait so all he needs to do is watch for the float to go bobbing then set the hook.
See what I mean… and yes I’ll make a major deposit to the pun jar for this one.
I’m not gonna come back after a day or two–by then all these fish puns will surely stink even more than they do now. [drops an old bass fishing trophy into the jar]
The wonders of modern medicine, love, and properly blenderized spaghetti.
I have to say, the thought of fuzzy slippers on one who could have converted the planet into a vanillekipferl is quite delightful… a wonderful study in contrasts.
Seems like she’s in a constant state of frisky. I’m no sure if that’s good or bad. Eventually it seems like Alan would respond with “how about we just play cards?”
Hopefully, for his sake, that will be a looonnng time from now.
On the other hand I have known couples that were in a state of frisky for over 50 years (Yes their children have all been through therapy from all the TMI they tend to get from them).
I’m from a Scottish/Irish-Canadian family but my parents didn’t tell me anything ever… Had to find out myself through Fanfiction… but I don’t think my parents were EVER in a state of frisky… or drunk… they disgrace my ancestors…
well hopefully she has realized that life IS good, good BF etc….. and note she is only 18 (physically!) – lots of energy and health at that age, no problems..
Looks like he got a nibble.
*Rattles pun jar* Pay up.
Puns, are the highest form of intellectual humor.
What? Fishing for loose change? Am I on the hook? He lured her in and she bit. Ok, you’ve caught me.
Dumps life savings($4.67) into the jar.
… making a bass of himself …
c’mon Dave, you too.. no shrimpin’ on the change..
*plink-plink*
*plonk*
….uh oh…
*whhrrr*
*THUUUM*
crap, hit the sub, good thing its in pun-space… I would hate for that reactor to go off out here…
You know the fish puns could go on for a loooong time. He looks more than ready to make his cast and then reel her in. He’s got the right bait so all he needs to do is watch for the float to go bobbing then set the hook.
See what I mean… and yes I’ll make a major deposit to the pun jar for this one.
I’m not gonna come back after a day or two–by then all these fish puns will surely stink even more than they do now. [drops an old bass fishing trophy into the jar]
mmmmm! she hungry!!
:p
the lobe is only the start, get the gf just behind that, she loses all resistance….
:):):):)
fish? surely thats a bit later /lower…
(puts meerkat doll in pun jar, just in case…
)
Shades of Rowan and Martin!
“Grab it with your fangs and I won’t have a choice…”
Or as Bob Hope used to say, “Fangs for the memories”..
do we count quoted puns?
*places pun jar quietly on the table*
Broken ribs and nose healed quick…
The wonders of modern medicine, love, and properly blenderized spaghetti.
I have to say, the thought of fuzzy slippers on one who could have converted the planet into a vanillekipferl is quite delightful… a wonderful study in contrasts.
Eh, you get used to it
Nice. now I want to put that everywhere.
Seems like she’s in a constant state of frisky. I’m no sure if that’s good or bad. Eventually it seems like Alan would respond with “how about we just play cards?”
Hopefully, for his sake, that will be a looonnng time from now.
On the other hand I have known couples that were in a state of frisky for over 50 years (Yes their children have all been through therapy from all the TMI they tend to get from them).
hey I am from a 60′s sottish family – all that TMI is just ‘normal’ loving family to me.. I just have to tone it down for others…
ugh! SCOTTISH!!
I dunno. “Sottish” works for me…
dadman: LOL
but hey, it a real word 
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sottish
- point is, most scots can drink a lot, without keeling over, unlike the wimpish southerners.. :p
I’m from a Scottish/Irish-Canadian family but my parents didn’t tell me anything ever… Had to find out myself through Fanfiction… but I don’t think my parents were EVER in a state of frisky… or drunk… they disgrace my ancestors…
Well, they must have been frisky at some time. After all, you exist.
well hopefully she has realized that life IS good, good BF etc….. and note she is only 18 (physically!) – lots of energy and health at that age, no problems..
I can Soooooooo relate!
Keep getting well, Jin!
Haha, Merry Christmas Alan!
A little problematic if you need to get to work, but otherwise an extremely pleasant diversion in the morning.
It’s Minnesota. He’s thinking..”Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow!”. I’m sure you get the drift.
Subtle, very subtle…but you still owe the pun jar, sir.
Yes, we can’t afford to frost the pun jar.
*rattles pun jar* Icee what you did there.
(slips in a dollar)
OK, you caught me! [drops in a small rock of ice.]
LOL! been there… and got good boss who understands, and says, oh lucky man
AHHHHHHH! One of her changes since her mom rebooted her is that she must eat human ears to survive!!!
Might not be a recent thing, though… I wonder whether she ever dated van Gogh?
Or Mike Tyson:
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/522.jpg
But if Tyson got his urge to chew ears from Jin…
… communicable craving …
… fangs …
… Great Ghu! Jin is an Ear Vampire?!
That’s the right idea, don’t move an inch!
They can smell fear!!!
I don’t think that the smell of fear is whats attracting her.
Cheaper ear piercing than at the mall…
Probably cleaner too.
Alan – the most important part of a healthy breakfast? *shudder*
When did Jin get so tall?
The best part of waking up…
Celebrate the moments of your liiiiiiiiiiiife.
I actually thought she was licking his ear
looking closer i see what she is doing
and i was distracted by the pyjamas alan is wearing
i want some
I was distracted by the matching fuzzy slippers……
He has two left feet on … she has two right feet on …
Well, of course … they live together.
I believe this song is appropriate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
One way to get ‘up’ in the morning…
…or even out of bed, sometimes.
Now, don’t move. Whatever you do don’t move or this will go from sexy, playful, nice into Holyfield/Tyson levels of disturbing.
Dangitt! Did I leave that webcam on again, Pablo?
Looks like she accidentally blew his pilot light out.
Reminds me of be, with the roles reversed and teeth instead of lips.
All I want for Christmas is ..
Tyson and Holyfield?Tyson looks far different than I remember…
FLOSSING
You’re doing it wrong.
my ear lobes stretch about that far…
my ears are about the size of a deck of cards.
lucky lucky bastard
That’s Jinspeak for “Pay attention to me.”