Even Man-Eating Cowboy Squirrel looks sorry for her! 🙁
Some ice for that swelling, Ma’am?
Hope she isn’t allergic to hornets…
Even without being allergic, hornet stings hurt like hell.
Yeowie!! This really does seem to be “twisted payback” week (or month), doesn’t it?
If that hornet’s like the ones I’ve encountered, Monca is likely to have trouble sitting down comfortably for days. Really vicious stings.
Why, this one is so insanely venomous that it blasted all of the color out of the black flats Monica was wearing two or three strips ago, and bleached them to white! I thought that only the spittle of a chloroxian hydra could do that.
You forgot that it also dissolved her socks (not that I am complaining ;-P).
Who will volunteer to kiss it an make it better?
No… I didn’t raise my hand so fast my feet came off the ground…
*looks left and right to see if anybody noticed*
Want me to get a ladder so you can climb down?
Some how I don’t think that question is really necessary.. a better question would be how many non-single guys need ice after their significant others bean them for taking too long to help her out… 😛 🙂
well it seems many are squeamish about blood and stuff….. but then some will help, even though they faint away… better to be blamed for fainting than slapped for not helping!!! 🙂
Yes, but the jokes at your expense that would follow you forever after would suck.
GF: Ooooh look, its Marvin Mcfaintalot. make rooom he may faint again. (Or some such taunt)
Hornet stings are a pain in the ass. I know. Someone had to say it.
Even if you get stung on the arm.
If you hadn’t, I was gunna…
That would be Karma biting her on the butt right there…
My thoughts exactly. 🙂
The hornet appeared because her Karma account was in arrears?
The stings and arrows of Lady Karma can be painful.
To bee, or not to bee, that is the question:
Whether ’tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Stings and Arrows of outrageous hornets…
I was thinking the same thing, but…
Am I the only one who also sees an innuendo tied in here?
“Well, Monica, karma definitely got you innuendo indeed it did!”
Waves pun jar ..
(deposits one set of World War II silver WASP wings)
Enlarge it and the hornet appears to be laughing!
I’ll bee damned! So it does!
This is why I go outside as little as possible. There’s entirely too much Nature out there.
I agree. Damn Nature, you scary!
How could you Paul? How could you?!
Well, he took a pencil, and he took a piece of illustration board, and he thought to himself, “Now what would be a bit of really funny Laser-Guided Karma for Monica?”
Noooooo! Not a tvtropes link! I have work to get done today!
Click here for my apology.
“Page Not Found
Click here to return to the home page or try a search:”
Okay. Click here for my sincere apology.
(I verified my HTML syntax and URL. If it don’t work, it’s Not My Fault.)
Okay – i broke the internet.
Try this one and see if it works.
Damn. Is that an armor-piercing hornet?
…And that explains why the hornet didn’t go for the large target. It might’ve tried and that “Darth Boobs” armor was just proof against it.
So, it was just Luke Skywalking it by aiming for the small exhaust port?
Wheel-barow for your contribution ..
Ummm – when did Monica change her shoes?
And (literally) knock her out of her socks?
Dayum, that’s some hornet. o.O
Though to be fair, clothing popping on and off of Monica is not an impossibility for her.
Has anyone brought up Kevin’s luck lately?
M’s instinctive poiting doesn’t seem to cover hornets…
[Roger Rabbit]Only when it’s funny![/Roger Rabbit]
Epi pen Monica?
…and Dietzel quietly thinks “Take THAT, bitch!”
That is quite a nice high jump Monica has. Hopefully this will be a opportunity for Monica and Dietzel to “make peace” while Monica heals from the sting.
Additionally, the artwork on this page seems exceptionally good. All three facial expressions are very well done. This seems like a good page to put on eBay.
So next one is a Sir Mixalot cameo after her behind swells up to match her chest? lol
Get an Antihistamine and and Ice Pack – quick.
And the pun vault swells with many new contributions .
Uhm. Hadn’t realized she was quite _that_ busty. Now I understand the need for a mil-spec bra.
Something like 29GG or thereabouts, i think.
I thought she was bustier than that, I’d have to wade through earlier comics, but isn’t she an M cup now?
Nope, 28J now. http://wapsisquare.com/comic/just-stop/
Of course – their is always this – http://chuckleaduck.com/comic/howdy-howdy-howdy/
the lines are very cool
Filthy hornets. According to the Schmidt Sting Pain Index, a yellowjacket’s caress is “Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.” This [NSFW] says everything I ever felt about wasps and hornets. Brr!
…and ants. Ants are wingless wasps.
Hornets are potent beasts. The Japanese giant hornet (V. mandarinia japonica) has the most potent sting (per sting) of any insect, and a Phillippine hornet (V. luctuosa) has the most toxic venom (weight for weight) of any wasp.
I think I would prefer to avoid gaining a closer acquaintance with either of these…
I have not been subjected to any stings beyond a three on that scale, and I would prefer to keep it that way. I had the misfortune to step on a nest of paper wasps while doing yard work.
I’ve been hit by (multiple) paper wasps – my very first stings, too; i was about ten or eleven.
Also honey bees and yellowjackets.
And SOMETHING that stung me above my right eyebrow that caused so much swelling that my glasses sat crooked.
To bee or not to bee, that is the question 🙂
Normally, when you set your butt down on a Vespa, you’re expected to travel rapidly, but in a horizontal direction.
Monica went diagonally. Not the usual thing.
You’re really in trouble if there’s a Kato bite next.
Will her butt now swell up to match her boobs?
Tonight’s random link:
Ah, the land of Milk and HORNET! (sticks out tongue at pun jar)
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