boy it’s a good thing that composites and re-bar last so long! can you imagine her trying to get a decent bra after the collapse of civilization? though i AM curious as to how she ended up with an ice-cream cone after said collapse…
Where does one find ice cream after the end? In the ice cream fields of course!
That link comes with two warnings. The first is a weird comic warning, but it is a rather cute sort of weird. The second is a disappointment warming on account of slow updating.
Ice and salt, cream, and an old fashioned ice cream maker! And someone with strength and endurance enough to turn the crank for an hour or two. Shelly or one of the GGG, obviously.
I’ve got a t-shirt with the Far-Side’s “early vegetarians returning from the hunt” on it, M would fit in with the group nicely… well, if she was a vegetarian that is… but the clothing is spot on, though.
Reminds me of a Non Sequitur I have around here someplace — a damned soul standing at the top of two stairways descending into the depths, with a devil inviting him to make a choice.
One stair goes to Burn In Hell For All Eternity.
The other goes to Live In Your House While It’s Being Remodeled.
The soul is saying thoughtfully, “Bit of a coin toss, isn’t it?”
Heh Reminds m of a radio ad promoting using radio advertising that Dick Orkin and Bert Berdis did.
Basically, it turns out ad agancies have dungeons where they torture particularly egregious offendors – like the guy who invented the phrase “New and Improved!”
Dick’s character is the media guy who forgot to include radio in the media buy. (Remember – Dick Orkin was Chickenman.)
“Okay, for not buying radio, you get your choice of two tortures. You can spend eternity on this boiling tar…”
(bubble bubble)
“Oh, i don’t think i’d like that. What’s the other choice?”
“…or share your office with an art director.”
“Is that tar real hot?”
(Eloise the Art Department at the small ad agency my folks ran at the time was less amused by that than i was,,,)
When I hear “New and improved”, I always wonder about the products that didn’t make the cut–are they “old and improved” or “new and deteriorated”?
And then there are the “all new” TV episodes–what, they make some that are only “half new”? And what sort of episode would that be? One with a lot of flashbacks??
Boy that just sums up my mind set perfectly! I am fresh out oh hospital with a third less colon and a noncancerous tumor removed and this picture just sums it up! Thanks Paul.
LOL!! Okay this one made me smile.
I love the expression on he face. X3
I’m sorry, *her* face.
Btw, Paul I really love your mastery of movement in your art. It makes your stylized characters seem so real.
Okay. That’s just … wrong.
Who commissioned this one?
Crap! You beat me to it…it’s Monica meeting Dr. Burbur’s alter-ego…
Juliette has nothing on Monica.
What’s wrong? The leopard-skin outfit, or the fact that it’s a halter and skirt/shorts?
Excuse me–I see it was later identified as a jaguar-print or -skin outfit.
Monica willingly doing anything that athletic.
But what If shes jogging…?
Look at those two huge . . .
. . . scoops of ice cream!
Frozen custard is her preffered diet-breaker, isn’t it?
Yes, there is a difference – eggs.
Diet Breaker? This is M we are talking about. Diet Staple is more like it!
Ice Cream? Where?
This is clearly some measure of insanity! My loony remarks might be once again unnecessary.
Wishing I was Tarzan right about now
lol DJ your gravatar always seems to fit your comment, or maybe force it to feel like a pouting remark.
Thank Fairport for that. He was gracious enough to do it for me as a one off since I have zero artistic talent.
About five minutes fiddling, loading the page into Paint.Net, cropping and then fiddling with the border to get it square…
I mean, you see how often i change my avatars – and mine usually have transparent backgrounds, which takes slightly longer.
OTOH, i’m happy with Hello, Schroddy!, My Little Spinnerette and Robyn and Sonja, so it might be a while before i change again.
Unless something Really Neet-o comes up. HS! will prolly be the first to go…
This is beyond wonderful work.
boy it’s a good thing that composites and re-bar last so long! can you imagine her trying to get a decent bra after the collapse of civilization? though i AM curious as to how she ended up with an ice-cream cone after said collapse…
Where does one find ice cream after the end? In the ice cream fields of course!
That link comes with two warnings. The first is a weird comic warning, but it is a rather cute sort of weird. The second is a disappointment warming on account of slow updating.
Ice and salt, cream, and an old fashioned ice cream maker! And someone with strength and endurance enough to turn the crank for an hour or two. Shelly or one of the GGG, obviously.
The waffle cone might actually be more difficult…
Actually it’s simple. You hunt the ice cream beast.
Here we see the mighty hunter returning with her kill.
I’ve got a t-shirt with the Far-Side’s “early vegetarians returning from the hunt” on it, M would fit in with the group nicely… well, if she was a vegetarian that is… but the clothing is spot on, though.
i am curious
how much fun do you have in the creation of these one-offs?
about the same as drawing the normal comic or quite a bit more?
It’s a different kind of fun, a fun that I’m indulging myself with this disastrous 4 MONTH kitchen remodel.
Four months! Ouch! Someone needs to find some good ninja contractors (home repairs while you sleep) and send them to your kitchen.
My apologies to all for the bad joke.
Reminds me of a Non Sequitur I have around here someplace — a damned soul standing at the top of two stairways descending into the depths, with a devil inviting him to make a choice.
One stair goes to Burn In Hell For All Eternity.
The other goes to Live In Your House While It’s Being Remodeled.
The soul is saying thoughtfully, “Bit of a coin toss, isn’t it?”
Heh Reminds m of a radio ad promoting using radio advertising that Dick Orkin and Bert Berdis did.
Basically, it turns out ad agancies have dungeons where they torture particularly egregious offendors – like the guy who invented the phrase “New and Improved!”
Dick’s character is the media guy who forgot to include radio in the media buy. (Remember – Dick Orkin was Chickenman.)
“Okay, for not buying radio, you get your choice of two tortures. You can spend eternity on this boiling tar…”
(bubble bubble)
“Oh, i don’t think i’d like that. What’s the other choice?”
“…or share your office with an art director.”
“Is that tar real hot?”
(Eloise the Art Department at the small ad agency my folks ran at the time was less amused by that than i was,,,)
When I hear “New and improved”, I always wonder about the products that didn’t make the cut–are they “old and improved” or “new and deteriorated”?
And then there are the “all new” TV episodes–what, they make some that are only “half new”? And what sort of episode would that be? One with a lot of flashbacks??
All kitchen remodels are disastrous. Some are more disastrous than others…
You DO realize that your contractor is a Wapsi fanboi who is sabotaging your remodel for the joy of getting more of these, don’t you?
Sounds like you need to run across the border and get Mike Holmes to finish things for you. (click link)
Link?
Link behind username…
Cowabunga!
Excelsior!
*wilhelm scream*
Spoooon!
That’s not leopard skin. That’s a print.
She’s at a theme park.
It’s jaguar.
Poor Tepeyollotl…
Well, Tata does produce Jaguar’s now…
Oh that theme park.
Please tell me the ice cream is not made from milk native to the Americas, too. ;D
I guess i’m a perv or something. The first thing that this image reminded me of was Kay Parker in Careful, He May be Watching
You’d be more of a perv if that link you posted actually contained a picture of Ms. Parker instead of the iMDB page of the movie…
…please?
Careful, children read this comic too.
Completely non-naked pic.
Sorry it’s so small – the only one i could find that wasn’t NSFW…
OK, I see the jungle resemblance now.
That’s Monica for you. Always going ape for ice cream!
One of the better puns so far.
what do you mean by better? This is the only pun I see :/
How about “2 scoops, one cup” then?
Just putting in my 2 cents for the pun jar.
*clink* *clink*
Wouldn’t have guessed Mon to be a swinger.
Me Monica! You lucky!
Monica of the jungle. Watch out for that Tree… of life lol
Off panel what we don’t see is a very confused Shelly wondering where her ice cream and a face palming Dietzel lol
PANTHER WOMAN LIVES!
That’s just gorgeous!
So… she’s gone bananas for Chunky Monkey?
*drops a twenty in the Pun Jar for others*
*stands atop the counter at work*
AAAAAAaaaaaAAAaaaAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaahhhhhh!
*watches customer run out door*
Some women resort to leopard-print (or leather) undergarments.
Jungle Monica wears her jaguar-skin outfit next to her skin.
Have you checked Lost Side of Suburbia yet?
AvengerReloaded, DJ, Vorlonagent & Cheesy1. If you noticed the Ice cream first, I may have news for you. Paul you should check this too.
http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Gay-Test-4984.jpg
If you are still not certain either way then try this one.
http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h368/blueskool9/JAN%202011/TEST_2.jpg
If further research is desired, I suggest…
http://www.google.com/search?q=gay+test&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=j9Q&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=CNJKTs_AFufTiALEiIyqBw&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CBAQ_AUoAQ&biw=1159&bih=780
Anyone else have a flashback to ‘Torgo of the Jungle’ from Sluggy Freelance?
http://sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/990110
Terrific and fun pic! I like the little details like the toe-hold
(Okay I like the, um, ‘big details’ too 
)
Boy that just sums up my mind set perfectly! I am fresh out oh hospital with a third less colon and a noncancerous tumor removed and this picture just sums it up! Thanks Paul.
“They had rocky roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!” *splat!*
I can just hear Monica now; “IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE- CREEEEAAAAAAAAMMMM