Meh…floatation aids they may be, but strong swimmers can overcome such things. Trust me, natural breasts may float, but they aren’t as strongly inclined to float as, say, a similarly sized inflated beach balls.
It is not the boyancy that is the problem but the volume displacement. Monica has increased volume with lesser density. Thus the water will resist being displaced by her with greater force. Sshe is not really strong so probably cannot overcome that force. Thus the weight belt will be needed. She would also have a tendancy to float face up inthe water as well.
I can hear the coast gaurd now. ‘Sir! Uncharted island off the port bow. I can see twin peaks on the horizon.’
Even the volume displacement isn’t so bad and can be overcome to an extent by a decent swimmer. Now, if she has to go VERY deep? Yeah…problem then. But most people would probably need weight belts or other assistance at that point.
M would ALMOST be great as one of the anonymous hotties that cavort during the opening titles…EXCEPT that too many of the titles would wind up obscured by her silhouette!
YES! I had this exact same thought (maybe because of my Bond obsession…maybe)! And given just how lethally sexy she looks like this, I’ll vote villainess.
AND ice cream! Must be saltwater taffy flavor. Hopefully. And not some recipe she got off Iron Chef America – during any fish challenge in which the ice cream machine was used……
Likewise… I think it’s the wetsuit hood, which makes her look like she has short dark hair. But the face – and, ah, other attributes – make it clear it’s Monica…
Oh, my. When I look the expression on that kitty’s facet, I can’t help but conclude that I have been judged, and found greatly wanting, by a much higher power than myself (the Egyptians were right!), and I have little doubt that retribution will arrive.
Possibly delayed until I least expect it. Revenge (like ice cream) is best served cold.
Now garlic flavored ice cream not only sells but is right up there is “must-have” ice cream list. It tastes far, far better than it sounds. (Annual July garlic festival, Gilroy, CA)
I should go fishing more often
Specially in the summer…
Almost upset its friday now.
been enjoying these pictures (again)
Get a great comic usually and when he is busy, a fantastic number of one-off randomness
From England. Sausage, mash potatoes, gravy, and peas in an ice cream cone. Technically it’s not ice cream, but it’s on a cone… and it’s gross… and that’s good enough for me.
which city is that from!!!
never ever heard of doing that
ever.
and the condom one is funny but the turtle wrapper is disturbing…
The lack of tank or regulator suggests Monica has been freediving with her speargun, which definitely makes it a much more challenging sport. Then again, the ability to poit to depth and back to the surface would certainly work to her advantage as well. I’m also betting that’s less a wetsuit than a diveskin, as any wetsuit that left that much skin showing would not be very effective in keeping out the cold (and hence they are designed as if by someone with very puritan sensitivities). Lycra diveskins, on the other hand, aren’t designed for insulation, and have a bit more leeway on their design. They also don’t obscure near as much of the figure beneath them. (winkwinknodnodsaynomoresaynomore)
Still that much cleavage…Monica would not be able to dive headfirst off a boat or the open space would act as a big ramscoop. If it’s not secured, the suit fills with water, flares and tries to slip off.
In high school I had a well-endowed friend with that problem when it came to bathing suits and diving into pools. Her one-piece wraparound suit came with a clip-on strap that kept the scoopage to a minimim.
I like the shading and other extra detail work on this one….good stuff, Paul! though I’m beginning to think you’re developing a bit of an ice cream obsession?
She is so damn tasty in the wetsuit. So’s the ice cream.
Monica definetly needs a weight belt or she could never have dived deep enough to catch that one. As the the flavor: Herd of herring?
Agreed. Monica’s flotation aids are going to keep her on the surface; she’ll need considerable ballast.
Meh…floatation aids they may be, but strong swimmers can overcome such things.
Trust me, natural breasts may float, but they aren’t as strongly inclined to float as, say, a similarly sized inflated beach balls. 
“In case of a water landing Monica can be used as a flotation device…”
It is not the boyancy that is the problem but the volume displacement. Monica has increased volume with lesser density. Thus the water will resist being displaced by her with greater force. Sshe is not really strong so probably cannot overcome that force. Thus the weight belt will be needed. She would also have a tendancy to float face up inthe water as well.
I can hear the coast gaurd now. ‘Sir! Uncharted island off the port bow. I can see twin peaks on the horizon.’
Even the volume displacement isn’t so bad and can be overcome to an extent by a decent swimmer. Now, if she has to go VERY deep? Yeah…problem then. But most people would probably need weight belts or other assistance at that point.
“Very deep”? Ooooh, she’d better be reeeeeal careful re-surfacing – I can’t imagine what the bends would be like feeling them THERE.
Do you realize she’s *snorkeling* and WANTS to stay near the surface?
In THAT outfit all she has to do it crook her little finger and say “pretty please.” The water lets her by and is gratified to do it.
Why isn’t anybody asking about the ice cream based life forms they’re hunting? Three comics with ice cream animals and nobody bats an eye.
Drumstick fish?
“It’s an… arm fish.”
Er, ummm, eww…ROFL! I must be more out of touch than I knew – never heard of these goofballs – gonna work at changing that
She looks like she could be a James Bond villainess or ally
Bond. Jane Bond.
Cue theme music, hitting play…
M would ALMOST be great as one of the anonymous hotties that cavort during the opening titles…EXCEPT that too many of the titles would wind up obscured by her silhouette!
YES! I had this exact same thought (maybe because of my Bond obsession…maybe)! And given just how lethally sexy she looks like this, I’ll vote villainess.
Sexy Sea Hunt… looks a Hell of a lot better than Lloyd Bridges.
Cue theme music, drop needle on scratchy 45….
“By this time, my lungs were aching for air!”
Her lungs, all things considered, are something else.
Two scoops!
AND ice cream! Must be saltwater taffy flavor. Hopefully. And not some recipe she got off Iron Chef America – during any fish challenge in which the ice cream machine was used……
That is a sinister smile. That smile says: “Not only did I shoot an ice-cream fish, but it was cherry garcia.
No, no no no. Phish Food.
How does this Woman find so many different varieties of ice cream cone lifeforms???
The only reason I noticed the cone first was the cone was above her head and I had to scroll down.
Monic’a discovered an ice cream ecosystem.
Well, when one has a passion, one may be more inclined to go to great lengths for in depth research on that subject.
Just sayin’…
I thought it was Jin at first
Likewise… I think it’s the wetsuit hood, which makes her look like she has short dark hair. But the face – and, ah, other attributes – make it clear it’s Monica…
Likewise. But Jin is not shaped like that.
Pablo, if your kitchen remains disassembled, how about some pinups of the Golem Girls as well?
Glad to see I wasn’t the only one. Jin’s…generous, but no Monica.
And here I thought Cave Monica was the best one yet…
Okay. I hope that’s a freshwater ice cream eel…
I haz kitteh!
LOL!! Cute.
Even cuter if you see the whole picture…
Such an eloquent expression on the one… Such mischief on the other.
Oh, my. When I look the expression on that kitty’s facet, I can’t help but conclude that I have been judged, and found greatly wanting, by a much higher power than myself (the Egyptians were right!), and I have little doubt that retribution will arrive.
Possibly delayed until I least expect it. Revenge (like ice cream) is best served cold.
I think I saw this made into a LOLCATS poster, captioned: “Idiot Friends – Everybody Has One”
A classic look of resignation….
Mmmm. Sushi . . .
Sushi flavored Ice cream. And they thought it would never sell…….
They thought right. It wouldn’t ever sell.
Now…ice cream flavored sushi…that has more potential.
Now garlic flavored ice cream not only sells but is right up there is “must-have” ice cream list. It tastes far, far better than it sounds. (Annual July garlic festival, Gilroy, CA)
Ahh yes…but I like garlic. I don’t like sushi in the slightest.
Russian sushi, guaranteed to contain no human flesh.
A cookie to whoever gets the reference.
I should go fishing more often
Specially in the summer…
Almost upset its friday now.
been enjoying these pictures (again)
Get a great comic usually and when he is busy, a fantastic number of one-off randomness
Huhbutwha? Ice cream fish?
…
I can honestly say that is something I would have never thought of EVER… XD
Well, now. Just scroll on down to the bottom for your example…
http://preview.tinyurl.com/npo6bx
From England. Sausage, mash potatoes, gravy, and peas in an ice cream cone. Technically it’s not ice cream, but it’s on a cone… and it’s gross… and that’s good enough for me.
which city is that from!!!
never ever heard of doing that
ever.
and the condom one is funny but the turtle wrapper is disturbing…
Now to find a real ice cream fish to show you…
Very creative, Paul!
OK, the ice cream fish is identified. See below, and click through for the picture.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/3ee85e3
I’m confused and aroused.
Babe in wetsuit? Good.
Babe in goggles? Good.
Ice cream? GOOD.
Somewhere in all this is a Fukushima joke that should not be made.
I’m at a loss here.
ice cream cone and fish hybrid. Something so delicious in a form that ordinarily would leave one’s skin crawling! Awesome!
…of course, the wetsuit bursting at the seams is quite interesting too.
Wondering how DID she get into that.
Also wondering, what IS in the water?
I don’ EEEE-ven want to know what ice cream shop sells a critter like that…
…on the other hand, I’d like to find out where she fishes.
It’s the convenience store on the corner. The one with the Lanthian clerks…
The lack of tank or regulator suggests Monica has been freediving with her speargun, which definitely makes it a much more challenging sport. Then again, the ability to poit to depth and back to the surface would certainly work to her advantage as well. I’m also betting that’s less a wetsuit than a diveskin, as any wetsuit that left that much skin showing would not be very effective in keeping out the cold (and hence they are designed as if by someone with very puritan sensitivities). Lycra diveskins, on the other hand, aren’t designed for insulation, and have a bit more leeway on their design. They also don’t obscure near as much of the figure beneath them. (winkwinknodnodsaynomoresaynomore)
Still that much cleavage…Monica would not be able to dive headfirst off a boat or the open space would act as a big ramscoop. If it’s not secured, the suit fills with water, flares and tries to slip off.
In high school I had a well-endowed friend with that problem when it came to bathing suits and diving into pools. Her one-piece wraparound suit came with a clip-on strap that kept the scoopage to a minimim.
I like the shading and other extra detail work on this one….good stuff, Paul! though I’m beginning to think you’re developing a bit of an ice cream obsession?
DAYAM!!! THE BEST ONE YET!!! *WHEEET WHEEOOO* (but I live on the coast, so I probably would find this best)
I don’t know. That ice cream looks kind of fishy to me. (kerplunk)
I seem to remember mentioning I was a sucker for a good catsuit. (case in point: http://wapsisquare.com/comic/run-rabbit/)
Sorry Shelly. Monica wetsuit for the win.
OK so I finally notice the speargun.
…or is it more like a spear-bazooka? That thing’s taller than Monica.
What ISN’T taller than Monica?
Besides Tepoz…
Maybe Dietzel??
Actually it’s a very short speargun, considering Monica’s height.
I’m thinking I’m the only one here screaming ENOUGH MONICA! It’s not that I don’t like her, it’s that other characters deserve art too.
Golem Grrls FTW!
Brandi and bananas?
Add brown sugar and butter and you have Bananas Foster – which is AWESOME on ice cream….
Alluring indeed.
I could be mistaken, but I think you’ve been trying to convey something about Monica and ice cream this week…….can’t put my finger on it tho…..
It’s that dam kitchen remodel he’s going thru. Like in Jurassic park, where all the ice creams are melting when there is no power for the freezer.
And that;s the real tragedy here isn’t it? You CAN’T put your finger on it
…no matter HOW much you’d like to!
Yes Mistress. I will eat the strange and probably disgusting creature you have hunted down and killed. Any thing to please you mistress.
No, no, no – that’s Clarice, not Monica
Both definitely Miss Out-of-my-League…..
Dude! Yer killin me with monica all decked out in a skin tight wet suit.
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(Safe for any situation. Put the coffee cup DOWN.)
I couldn’t tell this was Monica by the face, only her boobs gave her away. When did she get such a cat nose? I thought it was Jin at first.