The first thing that comes to mind on the question of what makes a Waspi Girl is “individuality.” For if you look at the list of women involved and read their thoughts it’s clear we aren’t dealing with the “average” and bland population. I’m happy to be included in the bunch. Although being bland and average can also be fun, so I make time for that a few times a month.
All of my life I’ve done what I thought was right even if I was completely wrong.
In a way this is good and on the flipside it’s perhaps bad. Either way I’ve had a full and adventurous time, and it’s still happening, complete with often jaw dropping experiences that no one else has had, or will ever have. I can say that with assurance simply because the events are so unusual it’d be far too astounding to find anyone else who shares them in the way I engaged in them. Quite a few of my life experiences, if I had them to do over, I might do just that. Or not. I love freedom of choice and am a strong advocate for Free Will. I go to the gym, but I exercise my Free Will more often.
I think Waspi Girls listen closely to their own callings. The voices in our heads telling jokes, news and giving great advice. The Satan and Angel on our shoulders are heard loud and clear as well. A Waspi girl knows which one to listen to when the time is right.
And how important it is to get outside as often as possible and hear what else is going on
and who might be saying it, even if it’s only the whisper of tree leaves.
And Waspi Girls are great kissers. UnWaspi girls slobber too much.
Waspi Girls hold the best dinner parties. UnWaspi girls meet at McDonalds.
Waspi Girls are passionate, but this can be misconstrued as “crazy” by the UnWaspi girls.