I try not to be an impatient person but sometimes it just works
out that way. If i’m in a hurry at the store, every lane is
filled with a traffic jam of shoppers, stuck in an idiotic
stupor. If I’m trying to get anywhere through traffic (I’ve found
this is across the U.S. by the way) everyone has lost 90% of their brain.
Anyway, the guy in the goddamn minivan in front of me today has some
explainin’ to do if he wasn’t transporting a seven layer wedding cake
in the cargo part of the van. He gets to an intersection, slams
on the brakes, starts turning (so slow, he’d have to speed up to stop),
then turns on the turning signal. JEEZUS FRIGGEN FUCK ON A
STICK!!!!! MOVE!!!!
If it wasn’t a wedding cake or plutonium, just drive and get out of my way!
Sorry, had to vent…
carry on.
is ok, that’s what we are here for, right?
and I agree people apparentely don’t have any form of brain activity (invasion of the zombies!) when it comes to driving or being in the way of other people.
I’d rather people learn how to use the far left lane properly first.
Testify! Oh man you are so right. I never knew what was causing all this slowness until now. Clearly there’s been a tremednous upswing in Weddings and Nuclear Missile assemblies.
But I still want to kill them all the same.
tremendous upswing even.
fo’ serious.
Gawd, if I had a dime for all the times I encountered idiot on the way to work (35 miles one way)…. “Its called a turn signal, you use it to tell people which way yer going! @#$%&!!!!” BTW, Stop with the Friday’s comic “cliff hangers” fer chist sakes!! hehehehe
I want the rocket launcher that Dilbert had mounted in his car. “Move it or lose it” is a very appealing idea when dealing with people like that.
Completely understand where you’re coming from. Last night, I went to switch into a different (CLEAR AT THE TIME) lane in order to turn into a bookstore, and as soon as I got halfway over, the bitch behind me sped up enough to almost hit my car and then laid on HER horn like it was my fault. My favorite, though, was the time the car ahead of me slammed on its brakes and CAME TO A COMPLETE STOP to make a turn through a lane that was completely clear, causing me to slam on my brakes, which failed on the wet road, which in turn caused me to pull into a ditch. Who gives out the licenses?