I think you’re persuming a lot about her attention span PRIOR to the bowling ball.
Besides, she’s not injured. Remember the shocked doctors looking at her X-rays and commenting that there was no swelling at all? They’re still being cautious with her aftercare, but mostly they’re just going through the usual motions.
She should pick a webcomic and read it all the way through. Now which one…?
TV Tropes, dear Shelly. TV Tropes.
Dear God, NOOO!
the end would be nigh, all would be lost, the only thing worse would be if she happened upon 4-chan.
Too bad she didn’t have access to TvTropes while in the time forest… THAT sure would have kept her occupied… 😛
She used up the internets in 10 minutes?!?
No, she didn’t use it up, it’s just that with her head injury, she now lacks the attention span to follow it.
Yeeg. Get this girl into intensive care NOW.
I think you’re persuming a lot about her attention span PRIOR to the bowling ball.
Besides, she’s not injured. Remember the shocked doctors looking at her X-rays and commenting that there was no swelling at all? They’re still being cautious with her aftercare, but mostly they’re just going through the usual motions.
Shelly should do what I do when I’m stuck somewhere but have internet access and don’t have something better to do: I read webcomics!
“the internet doesn’t use a phone line”…. Yeah, I remember when that was considered a potential hazard of using the web. Wow has that changed.
Ahhh dialups, they made such a cool sound connecting… when they worked