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Attack Of The Ice

by Paul Taylor on March 4, 2010 at 12:00 am
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  1. hewolf
    March 4, 2010, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Never taunt mother nature.

    • WilliamTheWolf
      March 4, 2010, 12:06 am | # | Reply

      At least it’s not the universe. The universe makes it personal

    • Stephen
      March 4, 2010, 1:56 pm | # | Reply

      You’re talking to a woman who went to an unknown place – went through an unknown adventure with some (sort of) unknown people (one of them Jin) – to handle an unknown object – AND SHE SURVIVED!!!

    • Puck
      November 8, 2010, 6:42 pm | # | Reply

      I taunted God once like that, because I’d managed to scrape enough flour out of an almost empty-bin to get the required amount for my class……

      Next thing I knew I was getting the broom. >.<

      • Amber Thompson
        March 28, 2012, 12:18 am | #

        That remonds me of a bit in the Xanth series of books, “never underestimate the perversity of the universe”.

        http://www.foxlingo.com/dictionary/?q=perversity&to=en

      • MidnightDStroyer
        June 6, 2017, 7:47 pm | #

        Nah, that wasn’t Wrath of God stuff, that was Murphy’s Law. It’s one of the Laws of Nature that point out that Nature doesn’t care about you or anybody else; Nature is gonna do what it’s gonna do, regardless of & in spite of us.

      • FreeFlier
        May 18, 2021, 10:07 pm | #

        Finangle’s Law: the perversity of the universe tends to a maximum.

    • Storel
      April 18, 2018, 3:13 am | # | Reply

      It’s not nice to fool with Mother Nature.

  2. Jim
    March 4, 2010, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Whoops !

  3. ziggy78eog
    March 4, 2010, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    I do believe that the snow has delivered the appropriate response to Shelly’s inquiry.

    • Stephen
      March 4, 2010, 1:57 pm | # | Reply

      I agree.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      June 6, 2017, 7:49 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, she taunted the snow, but the ice reminded her that snow is nothing more than fluffy ice.
      😉

  4. jwhouk
    March 4, 2010, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    “What’s the matter, Bjarni? Forget how to walk on ice again?”

  5. Zogh
    March 4, 2010, 12:29 am | # | Reply

    This is entirely too much like my past two days. I would laugh but I bruised my ribs on the ice today. Nature doesn’t fight fair!

  6. The Old Wolf
    March 4, 2010, 12:43 am | # | Reply

    Awesome! A pratfall joke! I knew there was a side to Pablo that we hadn’t seen before. Now all we need is a pie fight, and my life will be complete. 😉

    • Eric
      March 4, 2010, 9:19 am | # | Reply

      Well, hopefully it is just a pratfall. I can’t help but being reminded of the time Shelly got hit in the head with the bowling ball, though.

      Re: Comments about shoes further down:
      Athletic shoes usually do a decent job of gripping the ice. I’m more surprised that she is wearing her jacket open without much underneath it if the temperature is still in the 30s.

      • KarlBob
        March 4, 2010, 9:51 am | #

        Re: Shelly’s clothing:
        Temperature may be measurable to the degree, but there’s a sliding scale of “cold”. People here in Phoenix bundle up in six layers when the temperature dips below 60F. Folks in Minnesota probably start wearing shorts and t-shirts when it gets up to 50F.

      • Fairportfan
        March 4, 2010, 12:05 pm | #

        The bare midriff is what i’m wondering at.

        Here in North Georgia, i usually wear my light jacket and don’t zip it if i’m not going to be out too long in the winds and the temp is in the 40s or so.

        OTOH, when i was in Louisville after the blizzards in ’92, i wore a sweatshirt under a heavy leather coat. (The coat wasn’t all that warm, but it shut out the wind a treat…)

      • Eric
        March 4, 2010, 12:26 pm | #

        Well, one thing is that she is out in the sun. That makes a huge difference if there is no wind, even in the winter. And there is a sense of “I’m so sick of being bundled up” that makes you want to do the opposite of that. But still…

        By the way, thanks for reminding me of the term “comic relief” yesterday. I’m surprised I forgot that.

      • bmonk
        July 7, 2011, 2:21 pm | #

        Also, by March (early spring), a person is pretty well acclimated, so that 40° is a lot warmer than it was back in October. In March, this sort of outfit is just fine.

      • Marchbanks
        March 4, 2010, 4:36 pm | #

        It’s a cultural thing, I’m convinced–the same insane impulse that has people here in Austin (the OTHER Austin, the southern one) going about outdoors last week wearing short-shorts and T-shirts in five-degree (that’s 40 degrees American, allowing for the exchange rate) weather. I think they’re trying to adopt a Coué-like approach, and auto-suggest themselves into believing it isn’t as cold as it is.

        On t’other hand, in the OTHER Austin today it’s sunny and 21 (yeah, yeah, 70), with light, variable winds. That’s shirt-sleeve weather, T-shirt weather, shorts weather. It’s a thing we have here, called March.

  7. restlesscourage
    March 4, 2010, 1:07 am | # | Reply

    YAY Minneapolis skyline! (seriously, it’s one of my favorite sights EVER.)

    Also…I totally had a moment like that a couple of weeks ago. My neck is still mad at me for that one. 😛

  8. Amethyst Shadow
    March 4, 2010, 1:35 am | # | Reply

    Maybe she’ll get lucky and land on her head. That way she wont get hurt 🙂

  9. Zespara
    March 4, 2010, 3:42 am | # | Reply

    I do this several times each winter thinking that the season is at an end by taunting Mother Nature. Each time it comes back with a vengeance. Lol

    Z

  10. Llewellian
    March 4, 2010, 4:25 am | # | Reply

    Converse Chucks on Icy Roads? Yeah.

    • DinkyInky
      March 4, 2010, 7:54 am | # | Reply

      Normally they’d be fine(I wear them in the winter when it’s not monstrously damp). It’s when you taunt both Mother Nature and Murphy that you go into dangerous territory.

      This happened to me last week…where are you hiding the cameras Mr. Taylor?

      Gorgeous attention to detail as always. Thanks for keeping my mornings bright!

      • sq_rigger
        March 4, 2010, 1:44 pm | #

        With temperatures in the “upper 30s”, you need spikes or crampons to be safe. I’ve used golf shoes to navigate sidewalks after ice storms with remarkably good results.

      • Heather D
        March 4, 2010, 4:45 pm | #

        Just so.

        I think I’ve fallen on ice about 3 times in the past 30 years. Well, heavy falls like the ones Tina and Shelly went through, that is.

        As long as you know it’s there ice isn’t much of a hazard unless you’re infirm in some way. Except for black ice, that is. That stuff’s dangerous.

    • BMonk
      December 15, 2024, 6:13 pm | # | Reply

      that sounds like a nice ice cream flavor!

  11. Dusty668
    March 4, 2010, 5:28 am | # | Reply

    *sings* Fly Robin Fly!!! Feet up to the skyyyy!

  12. Fairportfan
    March 4, 2010, 5:52 am | # | Reply

    “It’s all fun and games ’till someone gets hurt…”

    • jwhouk
      March 4, 2010, 4:03 pm | # | Reply

      “…and then it’s hilarious.”

  13. Dubael
    March 4, 2010, 6:31 am | # | Reply

    I concur with jwhouk, it’s not rocket surgery to remember how to walk or drive et al on the stuff. I also concur with those who mentioned that taunting nature is never wise.

    However, even before they introduced metric to Canada, I never could get a handle on Fahrenheit, most nonsensical system I ever encountered. For a moment there I was wonder what was in the upper 30s, immediately thinking of an address or something until the rest of the sentence registered that she was talking about the temperature.

    • redbeard
      March 4, 2010, 8:04 am | # | Reply

      Meh, the Celsius scale started out even more weird than Fahrenheit — originally Celsius had 0C as the boiling point of water and 100C as the freezing point. Fortunately he died a couple years after creating this absurd thing, and Linnaeus applied a bit of sanity and reversed the scale. There’s seems to be something fundamentally warped in the nature of guys that create temperature scales — kinda like the guys that name birds.

    • jwhouk
      March 4, 2010, 4:07 pm | # | Reply

      Bjarni has appeared in the strip before, actually…

      • Dusty668
        March 4, 2010, 5:34 pm | #

        Ice has too…
        http://wapsisquare.com/comic/01062005/

      • SoWhyMe
        March 5, 2010, 12:08 am | #

        Oh hey! There’s the comic I mentioned yesterday!
        Ass on fire

  14. Orbital199
    March 4, 2010, 7:16 am | # | Reply

    Great line of action in that last panel.

  15. Bucky Katt
    March 4, 2010, 7:36 am | # | Reply

    “Awesome! Another day in the upper 30s!”

    Both funny and true – and something you have to live up north to appreciate.

    Funny how 39 in March can feel warmer than 59 in October.

  16. Lee
    March 4, 2010, 8:51 am | # | Reply

    We Brits are such wimps. Back in January we got two weeks and half an inch of snow and ice and the country completely ground to a haly. On the other hand, if you do live somewhere that gets six inches of snow for six months then you kinda get used to it.

    • Paula
      March 5, 2010, 1:19 am | # | Reply

      Not where I lived 🙁
      It bypassed my area completly. Made a little snow circle round us 🙁
      Im still upset over the lack of snow this year 🙂

  17. Matthew
    March 4, 2010, 9:15 am | # | Reply

    Wow, She’s channeling Nate from Overboard. He does this every winter.

  18. Fnord
    March 4, 2010, 9:51 am | # | Reply

    Taunt ye not Nature, thy Mother.
    For thou art mortal,
    And doth bruise easily when smited.

  19. kingklash
    March 4, 2010, 11:01 am | # | Reply

    My Comanche Grandmother would have made a sideways hooking motion with her index finger and said, “Eeh-ha, that’s what you get! Act tough some more!”

    Shelly will be all right, the Wahnees are a resiliant bunch, actually. Even for Comanches, they can take a lot.

  20. Fairportfan
    March 4, 2010, 12:02 pm | # | Reply

    Nemesis is always listening for hubris…

  21. UncleRice
    March 4, 2010, 1:15 pm | # | Reply

    Would this be a bad time to talk about how little cold, snow and ice we got here this year?

  22. fatuncle
    March 4, 2010, 1:26 pm | # | Reply

    That’s the trouble with ice. It doesn’t say much. It just fangs your fanny if you stop paying attention to it.

    • Fairportfan
      March 4, 2010, 2:57 pm | # | Reply

      In the Avalon-Hill game “Panzer Blitz”, one of the weapons that’s available to both players is mines.

      The rules say “Mines have no friends. They attack any force that moves over them at 2 to 1.”

      • Bucky Katt
        March 4, 2010, 4:19 pm | #

        Panzer Blitz? Talk about a blast from the past! Great game, but it took forever to set up and moving the stacks of little pieces was a pain.

        Did they ever convert it to digital play? Seems it would have worked out pretty well.

      • Fairportfan
        March 4, 2010, 5:02 pm | #

        SSI (which, as i seem to recall, acquired AH) published a computer game called Panzer General; there’s a free Linux clone.

        Not sure if it’s still available commercially for Windows, but apparently a lot of people still play it.

      • dadman
        March 4, 2010, 8:44 pm | #

        Oh, that would rawk. I was a big AHer back in my day, shortly after the Pleistocene.

        Lot of ice between then and now. as well, let me tell you.

        And Fnord, if you post on BigSoccer, I’ll send some rep your way.

  23. Wafflebob
    March 4, 2010, 1:40 pm | # | Reply

    Ohh it’s so true. Yay life in the midwest. Acutally Minneapolis is horrible for this. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve banged up my knees on the sidewalks there and I don’t even live in Minnesota.

  24. T.S.Millar
    March 4, 2010, 2:01 pm | # | Reply

    And there we have it, folks. another vicious attack on the weather.

  25. SoWhyMe
    March 4, 2010, 3:16 pm | # | Reply

    Ice is Lucy holding the football and Shelly is Charlie Brown. Neither ever learn.

  26. Bucky Katt
    March 4, 2010, 4:20 pm | # | Reply

    So, is Shelly channeling Nate from Overboard today?

  27. Maji
    March 4, 2010, 4:39 pm | # | Reply

    Oh… it’s not nice to mess with ‘Mother Nature’! Fortunately don’t experience that too much where I’m from.

    Ain’t California grand?

  28. Gunnr
    March 4, 2010, 6:55 pm | # | Reply

    That last panel is a “Woopsie square” — sorry, guys, couldn’t resist

    • SoWhyMe
      March 4, 2010, 8:18 pm | # | Reply

      When I first came to this site I read it as Waspi Square for quite a while. That led me to expect it to have some sort of right wing kind of theme. Fortunately it seems to be pretty much apolitical which is a very good thing.

      • Paula
        March 5, 2010, 1:20 am | #

        I always read it as Wasapi.
        Like a japanese drink/dish or something 🙂

      • Eric
        March 5, 2010, 7:26 am | #

        Heh, it’s funny that of the eight people on the current cast page, Katherine Gilchrist is the only person who might even be in the right ethnic group.

    • jwhouk
      March 4, 2010, 10:45 pm | # | Reply

      PHWEEET! Gunnr, two minutes for Bad Punning! 😉

  29. CJhaacke
    March 5, 2010, 3:30 am | # | Reply

    Just mother nature idly passing the time before the asteroid hits.

    In the end, she will just outlast us. 🙂

  30. Jamie
    March 5, 2010, 8:31 am | # | Reply

    That was so me like 2 days ago.

  31. Centaur1971
    June 5, 2010, 10:47 pm | # | Reply

    serves you right Shelly, for being so FLIPPANT (hee hee)

  32. Danielle
    August 19, 2011, 5:09 pm | # | Reply

    I think this has happened to everyone in Minnesota.

  33. jdreyfuss
    April 26, 2018, 3:02 pm | # | Reply

    Heh. Snow: 1; Shelly: 0.

  34. Fredcritter
    May 13, 2021, 12:19 pm | # | Reply

    Ah yup. That’s Minneapolis for you.
    Don’t like the weather? … Just wait…

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