My last job I typically worked with 3 people, at one point they were all named Lee. Someone once asked me how I kept them straight. I said the first was in college to become a teacher, the second dropped out of high school, the third her body was shaped like a watermelon. So they were smart-ass, dumb-ass, and fat-ass.
I have GOT to make sure I remember this one for my wife. ^_^
Another one that I’ve heard is, “Better a smart ass than a dumbass”
Better a dumbass than no ass at all….may I say again that I don’t miss being single?
Better to be a smartass than a dumb one, I always say.
🙂
My last job I typically worked with 3 people, at one point they were all named Lee. Someone once asked me how I kept them straight. I said the first was in college to become a teacher, the second dropped out of high school, the third her body was shaped like a watermelon. So they were smart-ass, dumb-ass, and fat-ass.