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by Paul Taylor on November 8, 2010 at 12:00 am
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  1. Artemisia
    November 7, 2010, 11:05 pm | # | Reply

    “only two things are infinite, the universe and human ignorance… and i’m not sure about the former”-Albert Einstein

  2. Craig Roth
    November 7, 2010, 11:08 pm | # | Reply

    That is one cross-eyed cat.

    • amishangel
      November 8, 2010, 3:13 am | # | Reply

      Looks like my cat after it got into a snort of Laphroaig. Had to hang it over the toilet during the hangover stage of misery.

      • Cpt. Obvious
        August 1, 2017, 5:56 pm | #

        Well, Laphroaig is a bit harsh to start with when introducing your cat to the world of whiskey. Though it does make you think of smoked fish, tarred bacon and ground seagull so I guess it might have some attraction for a feline.

        Iv’e learned that even most humans finds it a bit smokey.

  3. jwhouk
    November 7, 2010, 11:15 pm | # | Reply

    Gee, Amanda hasn’t lost her skepticism in the face of getting poit-dunked in Calhoun Lake, hm?

    • Atomic
      November 8, 2010, 4:17 am | # | Reply

      It’s good to have Perspective!

  4. Dingo
    November 7, 2010, 11:30 pm | # | Reply

    AHAHAHAHAHAAaaa! Thats fantastic! I’m printing that one out and posting it on the Library wall! 😀

    • Fatuncle
      November 8, 2010, 12:09 am | # | Reply

      And that, in a nutshell, may explain everything we know about the Library!

      • StJason
        November 8, 2010, 1:05 am | #

        …and politics!

      • Fairportfan
        November 8, 2010, 9:36 pm | #

        Politicians, anyway.

      • eschmenk
        November 8, 2010, 8:26 am | #

        I was thinking that it was as if Amanda sensed everything happened the last couple of weeks. 🙂

        Of course, not expecting anything better means she won’t get rattled. That may be why Monica likes having her around.

      • eschmenk
        November 8, 2010, 7:54 pm | #

        Doh! It didn’t occur to me that Amanda had been told about what happened at library. I think now that she is specifically talking about the library when she says “something larger and beyond us.” Time has passed since she met Bud and was told about Jin’s problem, so she probably wouldn’t be reacting to that anymore.

  5. Xavienne
    November 7, 2010, 11:34 pm | # | Reply

    Poor Selenium, looks like Amanda just interrupted a good nip buzz.

  6. geekoncall
    November 8, 2010, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Ow! Ow! Ow! Whiplass!! Change of subject to fast!
    Also Kitty going to scratch if you manhandle her like that.

    • eschmenk
      November 8, 2010, 8:53 am | # | Reply

      Normally I wouldn’t say this, but I was hoping for some fluff today. IIRC, Selenium obeyed Amanda very well wrt using her claws and didn’t seem to mind being manhandled. Strange cat! Ah, that’s redundant. Sorry.

  7. geekoncall
    November 8, 2010, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups”
    (Picture of a boat sinking with to many people on it)
    Seen on a drink cozy in a supermarket.

    Wisdom is everywhere, Just keep your eyes open.

  8. ProfessorTomoe
    November 8, 2010, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Ah, so she’s heard of Bernie Ecclestone now! Never pictured her getting into Formula 1… ^_^

  9. Fairportfan
    November 8, 2010, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    my kinda woman!

    • RSinAustin
      November 8, 2010, 10:22 pm | # | Reply

      I’d like to see a romantic arc with Amanda! We’ve never seen the kind of guys she likes to date, have we?

  10. Bucc-i
    November 8, 2010, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    @ Paul
    what do you have against cats? you made Dietzel all super smart with a personality. then you made this (cant remember his name) cat retarded!

    • Allie
      November 8, 2010, 1:01 am | # | Reply

      Uh, I believe it says his name in the comic: Selenium.

    • Paul Taylor
      November 8, 2010, 1:01 am | # | Reply

      I don’t have anything against cats. Selenium isn’t retarded, he has an injured eye from being in a fight with another cat and observes more than acts. Although he looks like a kitten, he has a form of dwarfism that makes him small. He’s loosely based on my son, who has a lazy eye and is small for his age.

      • StJason
        November 8, 2010, 1:08 am | #

        Incidentally, Paul… You’ve been doing a really good job on eyes lately. I’ve really been noticing them in the last few months.

      • Fairportfan
        November 8, 2010, 6:10 am | #

        I have to say that his name is perfect for a photographer’s cat.

    • eschmenk
      November 8, 2010, 8:32 am | # | Reply

      Selenium knows how to get what he wants. Dietzel has to deal who means well, but is absent minded.

    • Julie
      November 8, 2010, 9:13 am | # | Reply

      I don’t think Selenium’s retarded. If you’ll recall, he understood when he was told he was only allowed to shred certain things. 🙂 He also understood “Selenium save us!”

      Actually, all of the pets in this series seem to be pretty smart…even Katherine’s fish (though that could be all her interpretation of his actions).

      • eschmenk
        November 8, 2010, 10:05 am | #

        Ah! “Nobiggerthanconfet” That’s why I couldn’t find anything with “confetti”. Grats! 🙂

  11. StJason
    November 8, 2010, 1:07 am | # | Reply

    It’s because dogs have to do something special to prove personality. Cats are personality. And yes, I’m being speciesist. 😛

    • Fatuncle
      November 8, 2010, 6:38 am | # | Reply

      And accurate.

      • Fairportfan
        November 8, 2010, 8:45 am | #

        Those who do not yet understand just how superior cats are to dogs need to read the sequence of strips that begins here and runs to here.

        Those of us who do understand, need to read it to reassure ourselves that, so long as they do not have opposable thumbs, cats still need us.

      • stjen
        November 8, 2010, 11:51 am | #

        I don’t know. I believe the proper definition goes something like this:

        To a dog — you’re family.
        To a cat — you’re staff.

      • Julie
        November 8, 2010, 5:52 pm | #

        Hmm…to me that doesn’t show that cats are superior…just that they are not to be trusted (which I already knew after living with a cat for 2+ years…I’ll never do that again).

      • Fairportfan
        November 8, 2010, 9:35 pm | #

        Which makes them just like small furry humans without thumbs.

    • Julie
      November 8, 2010, 9:14 am | # | Reply

      I disgree. 😛 Cat’s only reveal they are personality if they choose to interact with their humans. Dog’s always interact with their humans, so their personalities are easily manifest.

      • StJason
        November 9, 2010, 10:47 am | #

        This old joke says it all.

  12. Jim
    November 8, 2010, 1:24 am | # | Reply

    Will we ever see Selenium and Dietzel together ?

    • jwhouk
      November 8, 2010, 1:42 am | # | Reply

      Oh, I hope not. I think that’s the signal that Pablo has jumped the shark.

      • eschmenk
        November 8, 2010, 10:23 am | #

        I don’t know. Paul might find a way to handle it well.

        As long as the pizza girl doesn’t pay too much attention to Selenium, I suspect that Dietzel would think that Selenium wasn’t even worth his time. I don’t know that Amanda would want Dietzel with Selenium, though. They didn’t seem to get along that well.

      • Julie
        November 8, 2010, 5:54 pm | #

        Hmph! That’s what she gets for being a smart ass. 😛

  13. DCHorror
    November 8, 2010, 4:39 am | # | Reply

    She’s taking this exceedingly well.

  14. Lustwae
    November 8, 2010, 8:02 am | # | Reply

    Best. Cat. Ever.

  15. redbeard
    November 8, 2010, 8:42 am | # | Reply

    Well, Amanda, that’s certainly the way the percentages run if you’re wanting to place your bet.

    • Fairportfan
      November 8, 2010, 8:48 am | # | Reply

      Damon Runyon:

      The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet.

      also

      I long ago come to the conclusion that everything in life is six to five against.

  16. Julie
    November 8, 2010, 9:16 am | # | Reply

    You know, that’s certainly a perspective on life that explains oh so very much…

    • eschmenk
      November 8, 2010, 12:43 pm | # | Reply

      It’s funny to compare this scene with the bigger idiot who runs the galaxy in the HHGTTG. He has a cat, too. But he doesn’t know if he does. He just knows that it seems to him that he has was seems to be a cat.

      • eschmenk
        November 8, 2010, 12:44 pm | #

        He just knows that it seems to him that he has what seems to be a cat.

      • GEEKONCALL
        November 8, 2010, 1:08 pm | #

        Heisenberg???

      • GEEKONCALL
        November 8, 2010, 1:09 pm | #

        Schrödinger???

      • Artemisia
        November 8, 2010, 6:44 pm | #

        oh noooo keep him away from the box office

  17. Fnord
    November 8, 2010, 9:49 am | # | Reply

    Welcome to the Multiverse! Infinite diversity in infinite creation … and never once getting it right!

    • SoWhyMe
      November 8, 2010, 11:58 am | # | Reply

      Perhaps, but the real problem is that it is likely none of the species, including humans, actually have any concept of which way is the “right” one, let alone execute it properly if they did.

      My basic philosophy/meaning of life can be summed up as “it seemed like a good idea at the time.”

      • MAKATTACK
        November 8, 2010, 12:45 pm | #

        your philosophy of life also applies to the stunts preformed by the guys on “jackass”

      • SoWhyMe
        November 8, 2010, 3:03 pm | #

        Yes, but a slight difference. Those guys know it’s not a good idea, but they go ahead and do it anyway. Still, we should not knock them too much. We need guys like that to try things for the first time. Somebody’s gotta do it. It’s guys like that who take the risks on other, more meaningful things as well.

      • Julie
        November 8, 2010, 5:56 pm | #

        It’s guys like those who make the Darwin Awards entertaining…

      • Lizzibabe
        November 8, 2010, 7:54 pm | #

        I’m just surprised those dumbasses are still ALIVE!

      • GEEKONCALL
        November 8, 2010, 1:17 pm | #

        “First, find the right company. It must be big, very big, so big if fact that nobody knows what anybody is doing at any time.”

        How to succeed in business without really trying, Frank Loesser and book by Abe Burrows, Jack Weinstock, and Willie Gilbert, based on Shepherd Mead’s 1952 book.

      • Linux Learner
        November 20, 2010, 7:59 pm | #

        Thomas Sowell is fond of saying that the vast majority of trouble comes in two phases.

        “What could it hurt?”

        “How was I to know?”

  18. Alex
    November 8, 2010, 4:08 pm | # | Reply

    The amateur photographer in me LOVES that she has a cat named Selenium, such a photography geek joke…

  19. Jon Sloan
    November 8, 2010, 4:52 pm | # | Reply

    Nice to see Selenium back! Hope we get to see more Amanda, Owen, and Lakshmi as well!

  20. Julie
    November 8, 2010, 5:57 pm | # | Reply

    Today’s page is going on my wall at work. 😀

  21. GEEKONCALL
    November 8, 2010, 7:11 pm | # | Reply

    Speaking of Felines & weirdness

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIp77PUvLTE

  22. RSinAustin
    November 8, 2010, 10:20 pm | # | Reply

    Dietzel and Selenium must meet 🙂

  23. MerchManDan
    November 8, 2010, 11:56 pm | # | Reply

    I, personally, would not be comforted by the thought that there’s something larger & beyond us, potentially being run by enormous idiots.

  24. kingklash
    November 9, 2010, 11:19 am | # | Reply

    Long ago, I realized that my spiritual mentors are people like Groucho Marx, Harlan Ellison, Yogi Berra, Isaac Asimov, Yogi Bear, and Tigger. After that epiphany, I got along better with the universe.

    • morven
      November 11, 2010, 10:08 am | # | Reply

      It wasn’t until I reread this today that I remembered the Addams Family Values quote by Gomez: “They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And with God as my witness, I am that fool!” Gomez would be perfect as one of the “greater idiots”.

  25. Cassidy
    October 29, 2011, 6:31 am | # | Reply

    Hey, Amanda! Does this mean you’re going to be a Helenistic Pagan like me? Or are you going to choose another pantheon? Or just be agnostic? Well, you can’t really be agnostic, you KNOW Gods exist now. You just don’t know who the hell they are and what they do, except for Tepoz, but has Monica introduced him to you yet?

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