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*blink-blinks and raises hand* I’ll bob… *Lol!* She is quite the flirt isn’t she?
Shouldn’t that be “Boob for apples”? 😀
motorboat for apples
M’s quite the frisky little thing ain’t she.
Hey! I found the apple!
She just put an apple in her melons!
Didn’t know pirates knew anything about motor boating
Yah know Chaplin always knew how to work with heavy machinery.
Talk about buried treasure!
An apple a day keeps the pirates on your mast!
…Alright thats all I got. I was gonna try some about an apple and the forbidden fruit but it didn’t really work.
So she made a fruit salad?
Woah, that apple just disappeared. Jeez, she doesn’t need to bury her treasure. She can probably just hide everything in her bodice!
I once dated a girl that could keep her wallet, cell phone, car keys, and a few articles of make-up in her cleavage, and I didn’t know she had any of it until she emptied Victoria’s Secret Compartment onto the table. True story.
Who knew that an apple & a couple of cassavas would make such a perfect fruit salad?
Damn now I’m suddenly hungry…
You mention one didn’t before, but I could use a bucket of ice water now! O.O
Djenser, you mean casabas. And yeah, that’s amazing storage powers right there. I gotta wonder, does she have Jimmy Hoffa in there?
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*blink-blinks and raises hand* I’ll bob…
*Lol!*
She is quite the flirt isn’t she?
Shouldn’t that be “Boob for apples”? 😀
motorboat for apples
M’s quite the frisky little thing ain’t she.
Hey! I found the apple!
She just put an apple in her melons!
Didn’t know pirates knew anything about motor boating
Yah know Chaplin always knew how to work with heavy machinery.
Talk about buried treasure!
An apple a day keeps the pirates on your mast!
…Alright thats all I got. I was gonna try some about an apple and the forbidden fruit but it didn’t really work.
So she made a fruit salad?
Woah, that apple just disappeared. Jeez, she doesn’t need to bury her treasure. She can probably just hide everything in her bodice!
I once dated a girl that could keep her wallet, cell phone, car keys, and a few articles of make-up in her cleavage, and I didn’t know she had any of it until she emptied Victoria’s Secret Compartment onto the table. True story.
Who knew that an apple & a couple of cassavas would make such a perfect fruit salad?
Damn now I’m suddenly hungry…
You mention one didn’t before, but I could use a bucket of ice water now! O.O
Djenser, you mean casabas. And yeah, that’s amazing storage powers right there. I gotta wonder, does she have Jimmy Hoffa in there?