Fresh As A Daisy
Just to answer several readers questions. That is a wrap top Monica is wearing. She does have a bra on under it, the dress alone is not providing the sudden support. The wrap top or wrap dresses are one of the most recommended styles for bustier gals to fit their bodies right. Google it. 🙂
ROTFL
OK, now we know what a mistress of the art of teleporting can do!
…and simulataneously and at the same time (thank you, Gonzo), poited her own clothes onto herself!
Hey, she even applied Monica’s makeup! And bra! and brushed her teeth as well, I’m willing to wager.
A whole new meaning to “I’ll only be a moment!”
I’m thinking clothing, makeup and brushing are easy compared to evacu-poiting.
Damn! That’d sure save time in the morning. Not a job for amateurs though!
the ultimate evolution of poiting is going from the bed to work immediately, poiting away pee & poop and poiting on (pun intended) clothes. in short, ABSOLUTE LAZINESS!
Monica, we did not need to hear the entire story! Edit, edit!
No coffee yet, remember?
I’m sure Jin can *Poit* Some coffee straight into her belly in the next couple strips XD
Yes, definitely a bit TMI there…
Hahahahaha ! That’d be a nice skill/power to have .
I wonder if you could shave that way …
That would certainly help with ingrown hairs…. Cheaper for sure.
Eeeeewwwww.
Ummm … just a thought … to precisely whence did Jin poit the aforementioned items?
“I send them somewhere even I don’t know where they go.”
Monica’s doubt eventually found it’s way back to Monica. I hope that doesn’t happen this time. 😎 Actually, I hope Jin returned Monica’s PJs and otherwise put things where they are supposed to go.
To give Jin credit, at least she is going to allow Monica to drink the coffee, rather than poiting it into her. I wonder how Tina will react to Jin this time, though.
jwhouk:
Thank you for that link; following it answered a question before I asked it: ‘Are the rest of the G³ as accomplished with this skill as Jin has proven to be?’
Whoops. A redundant redundant wording wording there …. accomplished: adjective: highly skilled
Well, you might have said “adept”, but i think “accomplished” gives the meaning you were looking for – referring to it as “this skill” is using it as a noun, meaning “something you can do or learn to do”, and, in context, “accomplished” describes level of having that skill.
I mean, if you phrased it as “…accomplished at poiting…” with a prepositional phrase replacing “this skill” (and a gerund as the *object* of the preposition), the correctness of the phrasing would be unquestionable, and the meaning would be essentially the same.
More or less what I thought I had written – I edited, did not replace a piece of text that had been superseded, did not re-read the text after the edit, and posted a melded mess, instead of the clarity I was attempting.
Bah, hamburger.
The poit-a-potty.
Oh jeez…*dies laughing* That made my night. I can go to bed giggling now.
Teleportation enema? … … that’s… that’s a new one.
My memory claims there’s a scene in Theodore Sturgeon’s book “More than Human”, where somebody complains that they need to go out to answer natures call, and one of the mutants does that.
You are correct, I’ve read that book twice.
ROTFLMAO! I bet Monica is wide awake now. (Poit!)
Poited the Pee and Poop! eeewwww! Don’t forget to wash your poit.
It’s interesting, this is exactly the sort of stuff my demi-god alter ego does.
It’s amazing what humans will do with immense powers if given them.
~D.
I’m thinking that third “poit” should be much bigger…
Odd, yet effective.
TMI Monica, TMI! Though that does really explain her expression in panel 3. 😀 Monica should think of this as a Master Class.
WAY TMI!
And I am surprised, VERY surprised, that M has a halter top like that.
I wonder what material that top is made of? Whatever it is, I’m sure a lot of engineers would be interested in it.
Just regular, stretchy material. It’s the Kevlar & steel-reinforced bra that’s giving her bust support and fullness. 😉
I have lots of shirts like that! They’re a nice modest(er) way to show off the girls.
M:”You mind flushing the toilet first?” XD
Unless she poited the materials right into the sewer.
Ah.. which is worse… that Jin can do this, or that Jin is practiced at doing this?
Bet Monica can learn to do that herself. She just needs a little poity training.
A. Little. Poity. Training…
Dear god, my ears are bleeding.
Buddum ching! Is that a Gaia avatar I see?
Yeah, my Gaia version of The Doctor I made a while back.
I just thought of something, as I was peeking through the archives and everything…
What if Monica has, in effect, “replaced” Jin? Perhaps that was how the whole thing started in the first place – Jin/Tochtli was the “spike-holder”, but in separating the Golem girls, the spike was removed?
The Clurichan in Spider Robinson’s (I think) Calahan’s Crosstime Salloon could do that, In the stories after Mick and wife went back uptime and Stonebender took over – I think it was after they moved the bar to out on Long Island. Nobody had to leave the party to pee, ’cause he poit-ed it away – after scavenging any remaining alchy for himself. Wait, has Tepoz ever been to Long Island…?
lol I’ve read that one, too! That was ‘Callahan’s Key’. 😀
So Jin could have just ‘Poit’ed coffee INTO Monica while she was at it…
I am officially in love with Jin now!! Roflmao!
I need her to hang around with me. What a time saver she is. 😀
Z
The plot, their constrasting attitudes, the (im)possible nature of that top…pure morning glory.
That is a wrap top, she is wearing a bra under it. The wrap top or wrap dresses are one of the most recommended styles for bustier gals to fit their bodies right. look it up. 🙂
This busty gal can’t seem to find one that doesn’t gape open in front. In theory they should fit and look great. In practice, they are not often manufactured for short slender busty women. I need an ancient golem creature to create a new wardrobe for me.
Uch, i’ve been wondering – what size M’s bras actually are? 🙂
…J’s ability to poit whateverv she wishes is a bit frightening…
Due to some weight loss but otherwise bust gain, M has gone from her 28G to a special order 26I. Do not try this in a department store! o_O Some manufacturers refer to that size as HH instead of I and most only go as low as 28 for band size. That size either has to be specially made or any of these bras:
http://www.bravissimo.com/products/lingerie?back=28&cup=hh
taken to a professional tailor.
Thanks, Paul 🙂 I know the general theory of good fitting, I was just wondering how hard M’s life is – if she’s 26I, it’s pretty hard…
Poity Toity (RM)
THIS is exactly why I’ve always wanted a mature teleporter technology, forget that beaming between ships junk, telehygiene is the joy of the future!
Not that hot showers won’t still be great, especially when ‘conserving water’ heh.
I haven’t looked at that many Star Trek schematics (and yes they exist) but from everything I’ve seen on Voyager, DS9, TNG, and everything else, I have yet to see a single toilet. I think we now know why! XD
Wait, correction, the Enterprise D (star trek – the next generation) did have a toilet. ONE toilet, on the bridge, for 1000 people! I guess not everyone goes poit potty. XD
Actually, if you check the episode with the imaginary friend, there is a scene where Troi and the little girl are looking for the friend, and they are standing in the bathroom of the girl’s quarters, with the toilet in the center of the shot. It’s just the same color as the walls and the rest of the decor in the room.
That’s a toilet??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDxsTXhUKI&feature=iv#t=1m25s
Back in “the day” when the Vatican had to approve all major building projects for Catholic institutions (such as schools, religious order residences, etc.), I guess it was not too unheard of for the blueprints to be sent back with the comment, “Suntne angeli?” (“Are they angels?”) when the bathrooms had been forgotten.
Concerts and movies without having to leave your seat. Board meetings you don’t need to… “*cof* Excuse me…” at. Marathon gaming sessions! This is a skill we all need and we need it now! We can put the Toilet Paper Monopoly (TPM) right down the crapper!
I need sleep…
Wow, that’d be entirely disconcerting, coffee or not.
Paul… yuck
hee hee hee…alliteration is funny…
Oh man… that’s just wrong on so many levels.
One episode of ‘Weird Science – The TV series’ did that for pee.
One SF novel I read ‘vanished’ stuff by distributing it evenly throughout the universe. Each atom would be thousands of lightyears from the next, and all but a statisticly insignificant amount would be away from planets.
Jin could have used the sun, the center of the earth or the nearest toilet.
I can honestly saw that this is the creepiest thing I have ever seen in this comic so far. Not creepy scary. But creepy weird. I would have a similar disturbed look on my face.
Delightfully disturbing. It brings some realism to Jin’s urgency to talk, hehe. It also shows some more complexity to the teleportation powers in this comic :]
I thought “suddenly full of food/hard drink” was interesting. Today, we see “suddenly clean, dressed, and empty” and having her balcony tossed upwards as well. Unlike the Jetsons, where the tech usually gets clothes mixed up.
That’s some funny stuff right there. Even if it is quite disturbing…
Hahahahahahaha!
I laughed heartily, too. 🙂
Nice outfit
Oh, God, Monica must feel violated right now. 😛
Mon went straight from “Goddess” in panel 3 to “Mundane” in panel 4.
We need more “Goddess” moments, Pablo!
HOW COME THE REST OF US CAN’T GET DRESSED LIKE THAT? SO UNFAIR!!!
Check it out. In all the excitement about Monica’s outfit, it is easy to miss that Jin poited herself a new outfit, too. It’s a bit Sgt Pepper meets Chinese frogged blouse for me, hee hee.
Yeah – i noticed that after i stopped laughing and got up off the floor.
God, I’m with M. I would feel so violated. If she did that with semen, would it be rape? Hmm…
A manic Jin is *almost* as frightening as the “Are you lost?” version… (Followed by denial.)
(interesting – the day before, here’s Tina’s first mention of Jin’s emptiness.
That is so horribly wrong.
But Monica’s expression is hilarious! 🙂
… “You poited my pee and poop!”
Oh GOD what I wouldn’t give If I could do that to my sister XD
Aah but you have all missed the most important part of what it would be like if women in particular had this power…no more waiting an hour for her to get ready for a date!
Wow…
Well I suppose if I had 80k+ years of practice telepoiting, I’d be able to get around that whole pesky & time-consuming “personal hygeine” thing too…
WOW I see we all had comments on this one. I assume this is how the transporter on the original Star Trek actually worked because we never saw a bathroom. We did see them eating but never making a pit stop. Granted it was the 1960’s and you did not talk about such things but still could have showed Kirk taking a shower or washing his face. Later the next gen show Riker helping a colonist (Irish from the episode with the Highly advanced and lowly advanced people that try to steal the DNA to fix there cloning problems). Anyway, Riker shows her a place to wash her feet, but doesn’t realize she wants to do more.
I have done some long road trips (and discussions) with my Star Trek friend and the subject of replicators arose. Basically, replicators can take anything ever made (by man or nature) except dylithium crystals, break it down into energy matter and re-constitute it into something else. This means there is no waste from the ship- even from the ‘poop’ deck. Historically, the initial crews were unreceptive to replicator-produced food. But after many thousands of recyclings of kitchen galley supplies and ingredients, the crews accepted the replicated foods- thouigh the old comment of the Cook’s food tasting like sh!t never went over very well with the other diners…