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by Paul Taylor on November 29, 2010 at 12:00 am
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  1. Jim
    November 29, 2010, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Doing the deed with Tina must be kinda like having a orgy .

    • Lustwae
      November 29, 2010, 8:09 am | # | Reply

      With a puma.

      • Darkond2100
        November 29, 2010, 9:50 am | #

        YOU W1N

      • Fairportfan
        November 29, 2010, 10:36 am | #

        Her body’s not that old, and …

        Oh – did you mean the teeth?

      • Negatron
        May 9, 2012, 9:47 am | #

        Actually, it is. She’s in her thirties.

    • Fauxlosopher
      November 29, 2010, 10:10 am | # | Reply

      Awesome. Unless each demon gets a ride at the helm. That would be a lot of sex, and I pity the man that has to satisfy all of them.

      • dakabn
        November 29, 2010, 6:30 pm | #

        Pity? Sounds like every man’s dream.

      • Fauxlosopher
        November 30, 2010, 1:40 am | #

        A man can be worn out, my friend. For example, let’s just say, for the sake of argument, Tina is comprised of five demons. That’s five rounds in one night. Could you pull that off? Nine? Twelve? What if thirteen demons want seconds?

      • CeltJono
        December 12, 2010, 3:48 pm | #

        Then I die a happy, happy man

      • Fauxlosopher
        December 16, 2010, 3:24 pm | #

        No, you wouldn’t. It would just get harder and harder to get it up until she’s sitting there naked on ya goin’ “Come on, come on!” and you still got nothing.

      • MikeB
        February 1, 2011, 9:32 pm | #

        Ah, but then you have all the fun of telling the remaining demon-women no.

      • GreyWolf
        February 20, 2012, 4:47 am | #

        “every man’s dream”?

        Only those men delusional enough about their own skills to think they can satisfy that many at once, or don’t care if they do.

        Someone like me, who prides themselves in making sure that their partner is satisfied before he is and knows the limitations of his own stamina … as much fun as I think Tina would be, I am damned sure it would KILL me.

        And no, not in a “what a way to go! high five!” kinda way either. For me, it would be a died-in-shame-what-a-loser sort of way – because my last fading thought would be “she probably thinks I am pathetic …”

  2. Jon B
    November 29, 2010, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Oh, the many possibilities

  3. Ray Radlein
    November 29, 2010, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Someone could actually write Tina/Tina slash.

    • StJason
      November 29, 2010, 1:08 am | # | Reply

      …wouldn’t that be Tina/Tina/Tina/Tina/Tina/Tina (maybe more) slash?

      Heh. Paul. Change Tina’s name to Jennifer. That way she can have Mike Doughty’s “27 Jennifers” for a theme song… 😀

      • Fairportfan
        November 29, 2010, 2:37 am | #

        Tina/Nudge?

      • Fairportfan
        November 29, 2010, 3:27 am | #

        Nudge/Phix?

      • jordinyc
        November 29, 2010, 4:24 am | #

        lol, Monica will poit back and they’ll be under the covers catching their breath, with one smoking a cigarette if only for cliché’s sake.

      • Julie
        November 29, 2010, 7:53 am | #

        For some reason, that one made me cringe. Hmm…odd.

      • eschmenk
        November 29, 2010, 11:00 am | #

        @Julie: It’s because subconsciously you’re aware of how horrible Phix was to Tina, even if you won’t admit it. 😛

      • W.
        November 29, 2010, 11:30 am | #

        @ eschmenk “You Always Hurt the One You Love.” 😉

      • SoWhyMe
        November 29, 2010, 1:37 pm | #

        Having sex with Nudge is pretty close to beastiality. At least Phix can look human and is mostly human. Still, dealing with her animal part when she is in natural form could be problematic (for normal people). Nudge looks like an intelligent animal on it’s hind legs. Not my cuppa, anyway.

      • Julie
        November 29, 2010, 3:41 pm | #

        @eschmenk – No. 😛 I think it’s probably more along the lines of what SoWhyMe said.

      • W.
        November 29, 2010, 4:52 pm | #

        @ SoWhyMe What makes you think Nudge can’t look more human. She’s a trickster; she’d be a poor one if she couldn’t! 🙂

      • SoWhyMe
        November 29, 2010, 5:08 pm | #

        Perhaps, but we’ve seen no evidence of having the morphing abilities of Phix. Simply putting on
        lipstick, high heels and sexy undergarments won’t do it.

      • eschmenk
        November 29, 2010, 6:17 pm | #

        @Julie: Nevermind. I saw we started out with Tina/Tina and saw that Fairportfan say /Phix, but missed the Nudge/ part, so I thought it was Tina/Phix.

      • W.
        November 29, 2010, 6:52 pm | #

        Nudge is a Trickster it is in the job description. Of course, since this is Paul’s world, he has the final say.

      • Computer Matthew
        November 29, 2010, 10:34 pm | #

        It’s the United States of Tina.

  4. Bucc-i
    November 29, 2010, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Well… Shelly DOES have a point there. Also, I always thought of Tina as… well… you know INTO girls. And Paul, would it kill you to have at least ONE lesbian character?

    • Lily
      November 29, 2010, 12:21 am | # | Reply

      There was that one girl, Heather.

    • Tessa
      November 29, 2010, 12:24 am | # | Reply

      There was Heather a while back. I think she was bi, though. She got over Shelly, finally.

      • eschmenk
        November 29, 2010, 8:16 am | #

        That was because she had a new girlfriend.

      • eschmenk
        November 29, 2010, 10:54 am | #

        Were you thinking of this strip? I’m not sure how to take that. Earlier Owen thought she was interested in him, but really Heather was just interested in the amplifier he was using.

      • Tessa
        November 29, 2010, 1:28 pm | #

        Well, she was somewhat interest in Owen, http://wapsisquare.com/comic/01162004/
        (and strips following, but she’d since lost interest)

      • eschmenk
        November 29, 2010, 3:38 pm | #

        Yes, but in this one she sounds as if she is already more attracted to Shelly than she ever was to Owen: http://wapsisquare.com/comic/01262004/.
        Going back to when they first met, Heather seemed more interested in the amplifier than Owen on 01/03/2003. Then there was the “sloppy kiss” on 01/31/2003.

        I think Shelly and Owen were misreading her, but I don’t know by how much. She at least thought Owen was a nice guy and was flattered by the attention, but was it more than that? I don’t know.

    • Lily
      November 29, 2010, 12:25 am | # | Reply

      http://wapsisquare.com/comic/refinetheirfunnybone/

      • Tessa
        November 29, 2010, 12:54 am | #

        Wow… the page 2 updates after that one was (i’m pretty sure) the very last Heather page. I miss her, she was a great character.

    • TlalocW
      November 29, 2010, 12:50 am | # | Reply

      You’re going to feel really bad when Paul introduces another lesbian character and then gets hit by a bus.

      TlalocW

      • StJason
        November 29, 2010, 1:11 am | #

        TlalocW: …I thought we were past the infinite loops of time…?

    • Julie
      November 29, 2010, 3:44 pm | # | Reply

      I always thought of Tina as being non-sexual. She hasn’t really reacted to things in such a way that you’d think she was interested in “doing the deed” herself. It’s always seemed like more of a “friends are supposed to encourage and express an interest in this, so I should too” kind of thing to me.

      • SqueakyTiki
        December 10, 2010, 8:52 pm | #

        What about when she and Bud were dancing together at the Club?

  5. Lily
    November 29, 2010, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Well … touche.

  6. NOTDilbert
    November 29, 2010, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Tina’s got the mesmer-eyes goin’ in panel one……….

    • NOTDilbert
      November 29, 2010, 12:27 am | # | Reply

      ‘Look deeply into my eyes – or up my nose, whichever…”

      • StJason
        November 29, 2010, 1:13 am | #

        “…now cluck like a chicken!”

        Hey, I know she’s in a relationship, but in my first read-through… I thought Shelly was coming on to her…

    • SoWhyMe
      November 29, 2010, 1:20 am | # | Reply

      So she’s kinda mesmer-eye-zing?

    • Joe Minotaur
      November 29, 2010, 12:40 pm | # | Reply

      Paul has said that Tina’s eyes are silver.

      • eschmenk
        November 29, 2010, 6:24 pm | #

        So, she’s mesmer-eye-silver, not -zinc?

  7. geekoncall
    November 29, 2010, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    DUDE!?!? Have you seen her face, chest, waist, hips, legs??? The whole package??? Ok, so your head been a little out there lately so I’ll try and tell you simple. Their a Girl !!!

    • W.
      November 29, 2010, 8:33 am | # | Reply

      I think ‘dude’, like ‘guy’, has become an asexual term.

      • Fairportfan
        November 29, 2010, 8:35 am | #

        “Dudette”?

      • bmonk
        November 29, 2010, 10:55 am | #

        As long as it’s not “Dudetrix”. Or “Dudess”.

      • Danzier
        November 29, 2010, 7:33 pm | #

        *shudders* I’ve gotten “dude” for years but I only got “dudette” once…from an ice skating teacher, in 1988. I think it missed the 90s bus.

      • SoWhyMe
        November 29, 2010, 1:26 pm | #

        I’ve noticed even bitch is becoming asexual. The song/rap/whatever the hell it is “Bitches Ain’t S*** ” has examples of this.

      • Julie
        November 29, 2010, 3:47 pm | #

        Hmm…possibly. Although, when it’s used in reference to a man, it’s usually insinuating that his manhood is questionable (ergo, still a feminine term); whereas, when it’s used in reference to a woman, it’s usually suggesting that she’s mean and/or aggressive.

  8. Qalypso
    November 29, 2010, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    Harrumph… Since Tina has mutiple personalities/conciousnesses, does the old song lyric “If you can’t be with the one you love, love the ones you’re with.” (sic) insert groan here…

  9. Jayessell
    November 29, 2010, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    Imagine Tina’s shop is between a comic book shop and a computer store.
    Now imagine the guys running those.
    Now imagine Tina with one of those guys.
    (Dang, I thought I had a point… It’s early!)

    • Fairportfan
      November 29, 2010, 8:37 am | # | Reply

      Well, what about “Never sleep with someone crazier than yourself”?

      (Of course, carried to its logical conclusion, that pretty much means nobody gets any…)

  10. Tessa
    November 29, 2010, 12:55 am | # | Reply

    I think she coulda stopped at Jin.

  11. SoWhyMe
    November 29, 2010, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    And so we finally get to the crux of the matter. Who knows, maybe there is a man out there with the same condition as hers. Writing a personals ad looking for such a person might be tricky, though.

    FseeksM:
    Attractive undead souless female desires to meet attractive previously deceased male with demons in control of body/shell. Object: multiple demon world couplings. Should be business oriented with keen sense of other’s auras. Ability to manifest demons on demand a plus. Men with MPD need not respond.

    • StJason
      November 29, 2010, 1:14 am | # | Reply

      You know who’d be a perfect match for Tina?

      …Nudge. >:D

      • Danzier
        November 29, 2010, 1:24 am | #

        Eugh. That’s… Oh, wait, you have a Jason mask. Nevermind.

    • Some Unreg Punk
      November 29, 2010, 9:20 am | # | Reply

      She would have to find someone else that has an entire football team in their head.

      There might be guys or girls with a single mind willing to date her…. but can they share with another single mind?

      I doubt it. Unless the author wants to make this character less complex of a character.

    • bmonk
      November 29, 2010, 10:57 am | # | Reply

      Doesn’t have to be the same condition–just someone turned on by her condition, and who has conditions that turn her/them on.

  12. Danzier
    November 29, 2010, 1:22 am | # | Reply

    I can’t help but wonder at the kids Tina would end up with, presuming that things can go there.
    …”Mom, Timmy pulled my hair!”
    …”Timmy, stop pulling your hair.”

    • SoWhyMe
      November 29, 2010, 1:33 am | # | Reply

      If she could reproduce, would the offspring have a soul?

      • kramegame
        November 29, 2010, 9:05 am | #

        thats an interesting thought. though its said one needs a soul to create life, so its possible, from a biological stand point, that she could make a dead baby because she has all the organs, (and from a wapsi stand point) then a few demons could inhabit the body…

      • SoWhyMe
        November 29, 2010, 4:54 pm | #

        That would be an interesting baby since it would be run by beings who are adults. It could talk right away and know all sorts of things. It would act like an adult, not a baby, though it might not be coordinated enough to fend for itself for a while.

      • Computer Matthew
        November 29, 2010, 10:32 pm | #

        I think we’ve just explained how Baby Stuey can walk talk and dress himself at one year old. Also why his voice sounds different from everybody else.

  13. SoWhyMe
    November 29, 2010, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    What is that Shelly’s wearing? A “Goodbye Kitty” tee shirt?

    • NOTDilbert
      November 29, 2010, 4:47 am | # | Reply

      That’s the conclusion I came to.

      • Fairportfan
        November 29, 2010, 8:34 am | #

        …and devoutly to be hoped.

      • bmonk
        November 29, 2010, 11:02 am | #

        can we use this gun (http://www.glamguns.com/hk47.html) to say goodbye?

      • eschmenk
        November 29, 2010, 12:18 pm | #

        According to the fine print at the bottom of the page, apparently not. 🙁

      • hswoolve
        November 29, 2010, 7:09 pm | #

        awww ….. but I want the babysitting kit!

      • Danzier
        November 29, 2010, 7:35 pm | #

        Dunno if I’d spend $1k to assassinate a shirt. I do ok killing them with chocolate milk.

  14. Obaki
    November 29, 2010, 1:44 am | # | Reply

    I think Tina’s issue is a lack of suitable candidates. She hears it all as a barista. Guys complain about girlfriends that can’t make up their minds. Imagine one that has to take a vote on every thing.

  15. Fauxlosopher
    November 29, 2010, 3:48 am | # | Reply

    Tina 2.0 has all the tools to get laid, she just needs to know how to use them. I, for one, love girls with a sharp wit, something Tina has in spades.

    • SoWhyMe
      November 29, 2010, 4:31 am | # | Reply

      Sharp pointy teeth too. Not a good thing during certain activities. And wouldn’t it be a lot like necrophilia, only the corpse is still moving?

      • M
        November 29, 2010, 6:17 am | #

        Indeed 😀

      • Julie
        November 29, 2010, 8:00 am | #

        I dunno…she’s not a corpse (since the body has functioned well enough for doctors not to freak out when putting her in a cast). Necrophilia enthusiasts would probably be disappointed by our dear barista. 😛

        I’m thinking your personals ad should be modified to accept MPD folks since she has a pulse. 🙂

      • Fairportfan
        November 29, 2010, 8:38 am | #

        “Take a cold bath and lie very still, okay, honey?”

      • SoWhyMe
        November 29, 2010, 12:20 pm | #

        But MPD folks only think they have multiple agents at the helm. Someone like Tina actually would have them.

      • Julie
        November 29, 2010, 3:49 pm | #

        True enough, but MPD folks wouldn’t know the difference. Tina likely would, but I have to wonder if their auras would change when the personality shift took place, and if that would be enough to validate the “existence” of other personas for Tina.

      • Rowan Hawthorn
        November 29, 2010, 8:13 am | #

        I could live with that…

      • Fauxlosopher
        November 29, 2010, 10:04 am | #

        The pointy teeth isn’t that bad if she doesn’t use them during the activities I’m pretty sure you’re talking about.

        Oh god.

        She needs someone to give her ‘the talk.’ Having the amnesia, I’m not sure anyone told her about hos sex works. She needs Monica or Shelly to give her ‘the talk’ STAT!

      • SoWhyMe
        November 29, 2010, 12:15 pm | #

        Better yet, “the demonstration.”

      • Fauxlosopher
        November 29, 2010, 2:34 pm | #

        A conversation comes to mind, from QC:

        “She doesn’t have a comfort zone.”
        “Maybe I could help her find it. With my tongue.”
        “You’d render her catatonic!”
        “Damn right I would.”

        I’m not sure how well that would go for Tina if she got a demonstration before she got a talk. She might not know exactly what was going on, even if she had a general idea.

      • chrisleech
        November 30, 2010, 2:02 pm | #

        if they consider sex with vampires necrophilia then sex with Tina counts as necrophilia, basically it is sex with a person who has died (whether their body is still moving or not) and Tina did technically die

      • Fauxlosopher
        December 16, 2010, 3:26 pm | #

        So did Monica.

  16. jordinyc
    November 29, 2010, 4:22 am | # | Reply

    3 words

    in
    a
    HEARTBEAT

    (mine obviously XD)

    • Jabberwonky
      November 29, 2010, 7:20 am | # | Reply

      Totally agree, Tina is tied with Bud as my second favorite character. I’d volunteer for that experiment.

      • Fauxlosopher
        November 29, 2010, 10:14 am | #

        Oh God. What if Tina 1.0 never had sex? What if that’;s a virgin body? Ugh, the hymen breaking might turn the demons running the show off of sex forever.

      • SoWhyMe
        November 29, 2010, 12:23 pm | #

        Which brings up the question as to whether she as periods?

      • Fauxlosopher
        November 29, 2010, 2:30 pm | #

        Maybe that’s why she was such a buzzkill earlier, when she slammed M’s haircut and took a dig at Shelly.

  17. The Old Wolf
    November 29, 2010, 7:58 am | # | Reply

    Tina is ravishing. One, twenty, fifty – no matter! 😀

  18. Julie
    November 29, 2010, 8:02 am | # | Reply

    1. Drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth is something I avoid like the plague. It’s just nasty to me.

    2. Cough, burp, and fart at the same time? Really? First of all, is that even possible? Secondly, why is that something she’d think of to fill in the pauses in Shelly’s question??

    • Rowan Hawthorn
      November 29, 2010, 8:15 am | # | Reply

      Because (at least one of) Tina is a bit of a smartass?

    • eschmenk
      November 29, 2010, 8:40 am | # | Reply

      If you want to try to find out if it’s possible, be my guest.

      What else should she have said? I liked it.

      • eschmenk
        November 29, 2010, 10:20 am | #

        Come to think of it, you are from where they might still have debutant balls 🙄 (The Houston Chronicle was reporting on a bunch of them a few years ago, at least.) Shelly is a tough, northern, blue-collar girl. Tina wouldn’t care about stuff like that and is going to talk appropriately for the person she is talking to.

      • Julie
        November 29, 2010, 3:52 pm | #

        Yes, they do still have debutante balls here (though not loads of them), and Southern manners are instilled in many people from an early age.

        That said, we can appreciate crude humor, and I definitely fall into the category of those who do. I was mostly questioning how that would even occur to her. 😛

    • SoWhyMe
      November 29, 2010, 12:34 pm | # | Reply

      She left out hiccups. I do hiccup and cough at the same time. I think a small burp may have preceeded the act from time to time as well. I could go for the qudrafecta of cough, hiccup, burp and fart if I tried. Then I can work on the addition of a sneeze.

      • Julie
        November 29, 2010, 3:56 pm | #

        How?? Hiccups are usually an intake of breath and coughs are an expulsion of breath. While I can see them happening in close succession, at the same time seems very odd/unlikely.

        Or are you just special like that? 😛

      • SoWhyMe
        November 29, 2010, 4:22 pm | #

        What usually happens is that the hiccup occurs shortly after the cough starts, interrupting and stopping it prematurely. Then the latter portion of the cough finishes. So it’s all part of the same cough.

      • Fatuncle
        November 29, 2010, 7:14 pm | #

        And it’s painful as hell, if it catches you just right.

      • Danzier
        November 29, 2010, 7:37 pm | #

        It’s painful as hell if it catches you wrong, too.

      • shenron
        March 4, 2018, 4:28 pm | #

        painful and dangerous for the people around if a fire breather does it (many sorries again).

  19. PBHunnydew
    November 29, 2010, 8:23 am | # | Reply

    Love the first panel, What is Shelly implying here?
    “Com’n Dude Have you look at Jin, M, and me?” Is Shelly coming on to Tina? or something….(the first panel, has me wondering)
    or
    Is this just girl talk ? [geek girl lost in the middle of chatty females]

    PBH

    • eschmenk
      November 29, 2010, 8:26 am | # | Reply

      Nah, that’s because all three of them have demons. (Shelly has kind of an ex-demon.)

      • W.
        November 29, 2010, 8:48 am | #

        I was going to say because they aren’t normative; your insight could be the reason for that. 😉

      • SoWhyMe
        November 29, 2010, 12:40 pm | #

        According to the story line, everyone has an assortment of demons. That’s not unique. Being aware of them, however, is. Directly talking to, and seeing them, is really rare.

    • Fairportfan
      November 29, 2010, 8:39 am | # | Reply

      Also all three of them are somewhat … Out There…

      • eschmenk
        November 29, 2010, 10:07 am | #

        I’m not sure if you saw my comment, but to me we are basically saying the same thing. The demons are psychological elements that drive behavior, after all.

        Just to make sure PBHunnydew doesn’t miss it: Tina said, as an excuse: “I’m a freak you know?” Well, so are they. Yet, despite all of their weirdness, they managed to have boyfriends, so why not Tina?

      • SoWhyMe
        November 29, 2010, 12:50 pm | #

        In this story they are not just a psychological element; they’re real. Separate beings with an agenda of their own.

      • Julie
        November 29, 2010, 3:57 pm | #

        Jin’s problems are a bit beyond personal demons at this point. 🙂

      • W.
        November 29, 2010, 5:24 pm | #

        You’re right Jin’s problem is she has been there and done that like 57 times, is schizophrenic, and is essentially superhero material. That’s a lot of burden to shoulder.

      • eschmenk
        November 29, 2010, 9:31 pm | #

        At the time Jin met Alan, her schizophasia wasn’t so severe, and it really was her personal demons that were bothering her a lot.

        BTW, I agree that the demons are more than just psychological elements, but a partner probably wouldn’t know that at first. The psychological aspect would be what would sabotage relationships.

        I don’t think the time loops are as big a deal for Jin anymore. That’s in the past. She is facing a new problem now. What she is doing now won’t reset.

  20. eschmenk
    November 29, 2010, 8:25 am | # | Reply

    Well, it looks like we misinterpreted Shelly’s jacket on Friday. That’s a hood, I guess. In any case, it’s not on her shoulders.

    Paul seems to be trying to frame the characters’ heads in the bottom two panels. Tina is off-center, which fits her discomfort, but it was distracting to me.

  21. Fairportfan
    November 29, 2010, 8:40 am | # | Reply

    I just noticed – in the first panel, the way Tina’s hairline and jawline run, it almost looks like she’s wearing a full-dace mask.

    • eschmenk
      November 29, 2010, 9:58 am | # | Reply

      I saw that and and thought that was a bit distracting, too. (Meaning in addition to Tina’s shoulders seeming to support the frame behind her in the second panel.)

      • SoWhyMe
        November 29, 2010, 4:26 pm | #

        Ah! THAT’S what it is. I could not put my finger on it before. The error is that Tina’s shoulders are cut off at the frame as if they go behind it.

      • eschmenk
        November 29, 2010, 6:45 pm | #

        Actually, Tina is in front. Paul just drew her shoulders very square. If you zoom in you can see that her left shoulder goes a few pixels up into the frame. He seemed to want the line of the frame to be visible between her shoulders and her hair, but I suppose it could be just a coincidence. There is a bit of a flaw, though, in that the wall texture seems to stop in a straight line that is a little short of the edge of the frame on the left side (Tina’s right). There seems to be two effects that I don’t care for. One is that it seems as if Tina is supporting the weight of the frame on her shoulders and the other is that her head seems to be separated from the rest of her body. Shelly’s head is framed by the background, too, but it doesn’t seem as jarring.

  22. txmystic
    November 29, 2010, 10:18 am | # | Reply

    I volunteer to be the partner…

    • Fauxlosopher
      November 29, 2010, 10:25 am | # | Reply

      I bet a lot of men would. Be gentle, it’s her first time.

      • SoWhyMe
        November 29, 2010, 12:58 pm | #

        Considering her eye socket spider burning capabilities, it might be more the other way around. Who knows what sorts of energies are flowing through other body cavities?

      • txmystic
        November 29, 2010, 4:42 pm | #

        I can take it.

      • GEEKONCALL
        November 29, 2010, 7:26 pm | #

        Be careful what you wish for….

      • SoWhyMe
        November 29, 2010, 10:57 pm | #

        Still, one might be wise to probe with something not alive first.

  23. txmystic
    November 29, 2010, 10:32 am | # | Reply

    Shelley’s T-shirt is awesome…is that a dead HelloKitty?

  24. Anji
    November 29, 2010, 11:35 am | # | Reply

    Yes but Tina with a guy would solve what? Isn’t she happy by herself? I don’t think I’ve ever seen her lonely?

    Unrelated, what DID happen to Owen?

    • SoWhyMe
      November 29, 2010, 12:56 pm | # | Reply

      We assume he’s merrily romping with his gorilla GF. I think Owen has serious self esteem issues due to his short stature, but he seems to be happy.

      • MerchManDan
        November 30, 2010, 7:48 pm | #

        “Gorilla??” Rude.
        I’m sure Lakshmi prefers the term “Indo-Amazonian.”

  25. kingklash
    November 29, 2010, 1:21 pm | # | Reply

    Must be like humping a focus group.

    “Okay, how many of you like it when I do this?”
    “Looks like 70% want my finger over here.”

    • SoWhyMe
      November 29, 2010, 1:51 pm | # | Reply

      True, very good. Perhaps we should send a guy from Nielsen.

    • Fauxlosopher
      November 29, 2010, 2:37 pm | # | Reply

      You are SO awesome.

  26. Fnord
    November 29, 2010, 2:15 pm | # | Reply

    If one of Tina’s demons says ‘No’ wihile the others say ‘Yes’, would Tina’s partner be committing rape?

    • Fauxlosopher
      November 29, 2010, 2:36 pm | # | Reply

      Depends, do they use the democratic process, or an anarchic process?

      Seriously? I think that if one said no and the others said yes, the ones that said yes would say no until they figured out why the one that said no said no.

      • SoWhyMe
        November 29, 2010, 4:34 pm | #

        The rest could kick the dissenter out for a while. Sort of like one might do with a roommate so he/she can have the place to themselves for the duration of the sexual congress.

  27. D. Walker
    November 29, 2010, 3:03 pm | # | Reply

    Making love to Tina is… very… enticing thought.

    Start out simply being together, spending an evening or a day talking, teasing, playing around, enjoying each other’s company…

    … somehow end up snuggled together on the couch, watching some old movie neither of us have ever seen, feeling each other breathe, feeling each other’s weight against us, fiddling with each other’s hair…

    … gently begining to explore, getting lost in each other’s scents, sounds, textures, sensitivites, eyes…

    … sliding closer together, nervous and curious, kissing finally, then more…

    … et cetera, et cetera, et cetera…

    *closes his eyes and grins*

    ~D.

    • SoWhyMe
      November 29, 2010, 4:40 pm | # | Reply

      Providing you start early enough such that she doesn’t go into shut down in the middle of the proceedings.

      • Fauxlosopher
        November 29, 2010, 6:03 pm | #

        She shuts down when she wants to.

      • SoWhyMe
        November 29, 2010, 7:09 pm | #

        Does she? Once she shut down what seemed to be in the middle of a thought while walking from room to room.

    • GEEKONCALL
      November 29, 2010, 7:28 pm | # | Reply

      Is it Warm in here? Or is it just me?

  28. Fatuncle
    November 29, 2010, 7:17 pm | # | Reply

    Notice, please, that Tina hasn’t actually answered the question …

  29. allen
    November 29, 2010, 11:09 pm | # | Reply

    “cough burp and fart at the same time?”

    my niece (1st grade) had an astronaut visiting her class

    she asked…
    “if you burp and fart at the same time in space..would you spin?”

    the guy couldn’t stop laughing long enough to answer the question.

    • slywlf
      August 7, 2011, 8:33 pm | # | Reply

      ROFL!!! Ya gotta love kids 😉

  30. Prior Semblance
    November 29, 2010, 11:16 pm | # | Reply

    I hate how tooth paste + certain tastes creates the worst taste ever =p

  31. Arkanabar T'verrick Ilarsadin
    November 30, 2010, 4:49 pm | # | Reply

    Tina may well be the only character in the entire storyline to give serious thought to what the consequences would be if sex led to its natural consequence of reproduction.

    But I can’t fault the others for not thinking about it, when over 90% of the population believes the whopping huge lie that 99.9% of women on the Pill don’t get pregnant.

  32. slywlf
    August 7, 2011, 8:31 pm | # | Reply

    I just love the way Shelly looks in that last panel….

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