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I Brought Coffee

by Paul Taylor on October 19, 2009 at 12:00 am
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  1. fairportfan
    October 19, 2009, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    So that thing about ways to hearts and stomachs doen’t apply only to males…

    • Dusty668
      October 19, 2009, 12:23 am | # | Reply

      Go in just under the sternum and go up? Nope, pretty universal.

  2. jwhouk
    October 19, 2009, 12:34 am | # | Reply

    Gee, I don’t know WHY Shelly doesn’t get any sleep…

  3. jwhouk
    October 19, 2009, 12:34 am | # | Reply

    Darn, the [/sarcasm] tag doesn’t work… 😉

  4. RKSAustin
    October 19, 2009, 1:16 am | # | Reply

    Hee hee! I love Shelly’s expression!

    BTW – what are elephant ears?

    • Paul Taylor
      October 19, 2009, 9:17 am | # | Reply

      Fried bread with powdered sugar. =) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_ear_%28doughnut%29

      • BMonk
        November 30, 2024, 3:54 am | #

        ‘Round these parts, they are also called “frybread” and “farmer’s hats”. Though the sugar is optional, in theory. Or replaced with cinnamon and sugar.

    • MikeB
      January 29, 2011, 10:08 pm | # | Reply

      Which makes a TON more sense. In our family, elephant ears is a meat. I can’t honestly say what kind, but it was probably pork or beef and it was a fairly cheap cut.

  5. fairportfan
    October 19, 2009, 4:22 am | # | Reply

    NObody gets to sleep soundly this week.

  6. sco3tt
    October 19, 2009, 9:57 am | # | Reply

    It’s still dark out and she’s perky. No one has that right.

    Think them elephant ears saved her a batting.

  7. John k
    October 19, 2009, 10:28 am | # | Reply

    Mmmm, coffee and elephant ears… That is just perfection!

  8. ziggy78eog
    October 19, 2009, 11:19 am | # | Reply

    Okay Bud, just remember this, wait until Shelly has put down the bat BEFORE telling her about the whole “stabbing Monica thing”.

    And on another note, what is with this “lets name pastries after animal parts” idea? What were those people thinking? Bear Claws? Elephant Ears? Do they have some secret desire to actually eat those things (the actual named animal part)? Well, I suppose it could be worse…

    Person 1: Hey, want some Donkey Balls?
    Person 2: Excuse me?!
    Person 1: *hold up a bag of doughnut holes, covered in powdered sugar* Donkey Balls, do you want some?
    Person 2: Well, I suppose so; those damn well better be just fried pieces of dough.

    • UncleRice
      October 19, 2009, 6:32 pm | # | Reply

      Well the English do have spotted dick…

      • MerchManDan
        October 20, 2009, 3:44 pm | #

        Let’s not forget Canada’s Beaver Tails and Robin’s Eggs. Mmmmm-hmm!!!

      • SteamPoweredSunglasses
        May 29, 2012, 10:33 pm | #

        Well, the balls one is already called Rocky Mountain Oysters… (yes, I know, bull’s not donkey’s)

        To be a bit too literal, bear claws and elephant ears DO look rather a lot like their namesakes.

      • rich
        June 21, 2012, 5:05 pm | #

        i’m not even going to go into detail about asian eating habits & dishes

    • Cpt. Obvious
      October 17, 2016, 5:07 pm | # | Reply

      Yes, wait until that bat is safely stashed or Shelly might take out a wall or something when she breaks it over your head. Between Shelly’s strength and Buds invulnerability there could easily be collateral damage…

  9. Mr. Nikk
    October 19, 2009, 2:02 pm | # | Reply

    LOLZ. I love it.

  10. Opus the Poet
    October 19, 2009, 2:40 pm | # | Reply

    So, what’s the source of the coffee? Tina’s place, or the shop that made the elephant ears?

    Obsessive attention to details, I know.

    • Paul Taylor
      October 19, 2009, 3:16 pm | # | Reply

      Somewhere open a lot later than Mucho Mocha.

  11. Analyst
    October 19, 2009, 2:52 pm | # | Reply

    Donkey balls. There is actually something called that. I found them in Hawaii. They’re macadamia nuts covered in chocolate. If you roll them in coconut, they are fuzzy donkey balls.

  12. Azrael_Rose
    October 19, 2009, 3:47 pm | # | Reply

    Oh, to have Bud turn up at my door…

    When are the statuettes going to be ready, anyway? 😛

    • Paul Taylor
      October 19, 2009, 3:51 pm | # | Reply

      I believe that the Shelly statues should be shipping any day now and hopefully the Bud statues will be approved after that time.

      • Azrael_Rose
        October 19, 2009, 5:31 pm | #

        Thanks ofr the update.

        p.s. you seem to have missed a tiny chunk of the coffee cup basket in the last panel; I can see brickwork through it.

      • Paul Taylor
        October 19, 2009, 8:08 pm | #

        Oops. Fixed. =)

  13. toraush naull
    October 19, 2009, 7:15 pm | # | Reply

    depending on the time of day I answer my door with a bat too 😛

  14. Kunushi
    November 22, 2010, 4:03 am | # | Reply

    So I’ve been thinking about it. The fact Brandi talks about three different names that Monica’s friend could be…that means she has to have written that book on the sly quite a few times. Otherwise it just doesn’t make sense to me. It couldn’t be written after just one go through and mess up.

    • Lis
      June 5, 2011, 2:23 am | # | Reply

      she mentioned there being several obvious edits to the book.

    • JustaPhilosopher
      June 6, 2011, 1:48 am | # | Reply

      I wonder if it’s simply the same person and all that has happened was the parents named her differently. Other possibilities are: Who is Michelle? Is she really a different person than Shelley? Is she alive in this timeline? Could she have been someone Monica has met before, etc.? What changed things to make it so they did or not become friends in this time line? Same questions with “Janet.” Also, Might Janet be Shelley’s middle name?
      Other possibility: *Brandi on the run from some time paradoxical fixing doomsday wave… scribbling things in a book for her next incarnation to figure out* “GODDAMNIT! Was her name shelley or michelle? had to be one of… no.. wait… maybe it was Janet? FUCK! I’ll just put all 3 down.. it’s one of those three.”

  15. GaijinGuy
    May 27, 2012, 11:56 pm | # | Reply

    Yup. If all else fails, list every possibility you can think of. One of them will end up being relevant.

  16. Bratty Roger
    May 11, 2018, 10:50 am | # | Reply

    I couldn’t help noticing that Shelly is carrying a WOODEN bat to, potentially, use as a club.

    I wonder what, if any, roll Shelly’s extreme strength played in her selection of that material as a “club”.

    • FreeFlier
      May 17, 2021, 11:00 pm | # | Reply

      Some leagues require wooden bats.

    • BMonk
      November 30, 2024, 3:58 am | # | Reply

      Given Shelly’s strength, I doubt any conventional material in club form would stand up to full effort. So it just depends on how much she wants to pay and other similar considerations.

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