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by Paul Taylor on May 3, 2011 at 12:00 am
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  1. txmystic
    May 3, 2011, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Ahhhh, the riddle is next! Or perhaps a quest?

    • txmystic
      May 3, 2011, 12:04 am | # | Reply

      And that is one heckuva collection of “ones who mess it up” behind her…

    • Zachariaha
      May 3, 2011, 2:39 am | # | Reply

      Yes a trial. Total within the structure of a quest. The sphinx is not s sphinx, the tree is not a tree. It is a journey to discovery of herself. Once Shelly passes the trial more information and new paths will open.
      The sphinx is merely the spirit of the place and appears to each person in an image to challenge them or scare them away. Makes perfect sense as all versions of a knights quest take this form. Prove yourself worthy, receive guidance, rewarded with knowledge.
      With her strength of body and spirit Shelly does make the perfect knight doesn’t she. Now the question is which knight. Gawain, Galahad, or Lancelot.

      • M
        May 3, 2011, 3:46 am | #

        I read that as “new pants will open up”

        *snerk*

      • Kessog
        May 3, 2011, 4:03 pm | #

        Yeah, I did too! Cuz, well she really isn’t wearing any atm…

      • Fairportfan
        May 3, 2011, 5:25 am | #

        Lancelot was a jerk, Galahad was a twit. Gawain?

      • Jaedreth
        May 3, 2011, 5:32 am | #

        Lancelot and Galahad are French and not part of the original Welsh Aruthurian Mythos. Gawain is actually welsh, and is pure as driven snow. He was bid to seek the “Holy Grail”, which was not a reference to the Cup of Christ, but as the Arthurian mythos predates Christianity via the Mabinogion, the “Holy Grail” was a symbol of the Divine Feminine as the Sacred Dagger was of the Divine Male. Gawain was the Sacred Dagger, and was told to go find the Holy Grail.

        Thus he was told to go get laid.

        And he made it to Castle Anthrax and found the Grail shaped Beacon, and plenty of examples of Divine Femininity, and an offering of Oral Sex, then the pooftah Lancelot spoiled it.

        That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

        *grins*

        Jaedreth

      • Fatuncle
        May 3, 2011, 5:34 am | #

        Been watching Monty Python, eh?

      • Xenos
        May 3, 2011, 5:44 am | #

        I thought the Grail was a Christianized version of the Horn of Plenty… although that sounds more like Saxon or Frankish myth rather than Welsh. Either way, the more chivalrous aspects of the story are from French ballads some 800 years after Arthur, non?

      • W.
        May 3, 2011, 8:28 am | #

        There is a problem judging ancient heroes and tales by modern ethical standards. Also, the characters and stories have been altered and absorbed into the various conquering cultures. Sometimes the hero of a conquered culture was deliberately brought into a tale and shown to be inferior to the champion of the conquering culture. This is why a lot of tales don’t agree or make sense. This is also how gods become demons or their roles change and shift in a pantheon. If the god was really popular, he/she couldn’t be eradicated entirely and must be altered and or absorbed.

      • choronzonseyes
        May 3, 2011, 3:43 pm | #

        That is the immense fun of English the language; those folks have been conquered so many times the language “English” is actually not that old at all and is considered a pidgen language i.e. a mashup. Throw all those folk together on an island and then add conquerers every 200 years or so and fun ensues!

      • Fairportfan
        May 3, 2011, 4:09 pm | #

        The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

        – James Nicoll

      • Fairportfan
        May 3, 2011, 4:19 pm | #

        James Nicoll, BTW, is a Canadian former role-playing game store owner, a freelance game and speculative fiction reviewer and a first reader for the Science Fiction Book Club.

        In SF fandom, the term “Nicoll Event” is often applied to amazing near-death events often involving itinerant axe murderers

        I find this varies considerably from near-death experience to near-death experience. For example, having a wandering loonie break down the door of my game store to look for women was so funny the entire concussion and pools of blood thing was a minor footnote.

        exploding school houses

        Before it exploded one night, I went to a four grade, two room schoolhouse and we had textbooks from the 1940s.

        and general chaos

        In point of fact, the meteor was something like 30 km when it exploded. It was over north Waterloo and I was north of St Agatha. Two spherical clouds, and two explosions. Unfortunately, I was dealing with a goat that was trying to eat an oil truck’s fuel line, goats having this optimistic ‘Well, maybe it has become edible since they last time I tried this’ worldview, and I missed seeing the explosions.

        (Not to mention major disasters.)

        Cally Soukop has compiled a list of Nicoll Events.

        Well worth the reading.

      • Wyvern
        May 3, 2011, 9:52 pm | #

        James Nicoll is alive and well (mostly; one of his cats just died), and posting on his Live Journal.

        And no, Fairportfan is not making that up about Nicoll Events. They seem to be happening less frequently lately – either he’s getting luckier or the universe is saving up for something really big.

      • Fairportfan
        May 3, 2011, 10:03 pm | #

        Or he’s getting around less…

      • Wyvern
        May 4, 2011, 12:33 am | #

        Well, he says he’s unlikely to make it to WorldCon this year.

        “Moustaches are not nearly as flammable as fiction would have us believe. Eventually, they go out.” – James Nicoll, of course

      • bmonk
        May 4, 2011, 1:11 pm | #

        W, that reminds me of the retelling of the Hercules story where it’s set in the Doric invasion, and the hidden mission of Hercules is to go around and visit all the Ionian strongholds and rally them against the barbarian tribes coming in–but all he does is reveal where they are so they can be attacked and taken.

      • Atomic
        May 3, 2011, 9:42 am | #

        Indeed! Which is why I also mentioned Percival the other day, as a “close but no cigar” option.

      • tygertyger
        December 2, 2011, 1:07 pm | #

        I was thinking Percival.

  2. ShadOBabe
    May 3, 2011, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Heh, well if SHE’S the clean up crew, wonder who the judge is. XD

    • Fairportfan
      May 3, 2011, 4:51 am | # | Reply

      Pigmeat Markham

      • Jabberwonky
        May 3, 2011, 2:07 pm | #

        The International House of Radio station in San Antonio runs a show on Saturday nights, from midnight to 6 am called “Blues Before Sunrise”. Most shows had an entire set devoted to Pigmeat Markham. Wonderful stuff.

  3. Fairportfan
    May 3, 2011, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Yep – on her elbow.

    • txmystic
      May 3, 2011, 12:07 am | # | Reply

      I assume you speak of the location of the artifact…

      • Fairportfan
        May 3, 2011, 1:49 am | #

        Yeah – and that’s why i think Shelly is really there – wherever “there” is – rather than in a vision because

        (a) Apparently holding it by the chain insulates you from the artifact’s effects

        and

        (b) When Monica touched it and saw the Scary Thing, breaking contact with it snapped her out of her vision.

        Therefore:

        (c) Shelly, if in a vision, should have snapped out of it when no longer touching the artifact directly.

      • Jaedreth
        May 3, 2011, 5:34 am | #

        Not really, because the Tree is real and the Executioner Sphinx are real, but so are the Quest and the Trial. This is not her subconscious. This is another dimension. Monica broke contact because she was intended to. Only Shelley can do this, and thus she is the only one who wasn’t instantly disconnected.

      • Fairportfan
        May 3, 2011, 10:06 am | #

        That’s basically what i said.

      • SoWhyMe
        May 3, 2011, 11:04 am | #

        But if this is a vision, Shelly could visualize herself as touching the artifact or not and it would not matter since she would still be touching it in reality there in Monica’s house.

      • Julie
        May 3, 2011, 12:51 pm | #

        That’s what I was thinking…

    • Jay-Em
      May 3, 2011, 1:11 am | # | Reply

      Told Ya.. 😛

  4. Fairportfan
    May 3, 2011, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Our winged friend seems a tad disillusioned with her work.

    • Kessog
      May 3, 2011, 4:07 pm | # | Reply

      Not the “whistle while you work” type.

  5. Atomic
    May 3, 2011, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Use MacGuffin, add quest, and stir plot until thicken!

    Excellent anatomy! Muscles, fingers, posture — Beautiful!

    • Frelance
      May 3, 2011, 12:31 am | # | Reply

      MacGuffins don’t have any function, they’re given the pejorative name because nothing else makes them stand out as objects of desire for the characters. This thing gives visions already, and might do more yet.

    • Fairportfan
      May 3, 2011, 12:49 am | # | Reply

      No – MacGuffins have no real meaning or interest to the audience – they’re intensely important to the characters and are what makes the plot go.

      For instance, whether Raymond Burr actually murdered his wife … or not … is pretty well irrelevant to the audience watching Rear Window. What’s important is how Jimmie Stewart and Grace Kelly react to thinking that he did.

      Or the actual identity of the person the Bad Guy thinks Cary Grant is in North by Northwest.

      • eschmenk
        May 3, 2011, 8:15 am | #

        I agree. I’d say the Maltese Falcon is a very typical example.

        Time sink: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MacGuffin

      • Fairportfan
        May 3, 2011, 10:11 am | #

        Excellent example; i’m surprised i didn’t think of it – i guess i was thinking in Hitchcock terms, since it’s his term.

        Oddly – i was talking about Maltese Falcon last night, though – about Hammett’s malice-aforethought use of a rude Bavarian word that sounded as if it meant something entirely different in English.

        “Gunsel” does not mean “gunman” … though it’s been used that way in pulpy fiction ever since, and even mob types picked it up in that context.

      • Xiutecuhtli
        May 3, 2011, 8:24 pm | #

        Yeah–can you imagine it when a capo di tutti capi finds out he’s been calling all the help “goslings?”

      • Fairportfan
        May 3, 2011, 10:01 pm | #

        I don’t know if that is the literal meaning – but the idiomatic meaning is “catamite”…

      • Lizzibabe
        May 5, 2011, 7:26 pm | #

        Yeah, using foreign words is a really good way to Get stuff past the Censors (NSFW!). Imagine my surprise the day I found out that poppycock, in the original Dutch means soft s**t. Look up the word pappekak and find out.

    • Jabberwonky
      May 3, 2011, 2:50 am | # | Reply

      Mmmmm…Egg McGuffin’s from McDonald’s….

      • nerf-dweller
        May 3, 2011, 12:37 pm | #

        Oooggg.

        * holds out the pun jar

        Come on, pay up.

      • Jabberwonky
        May 3, 2011, 12:46 pm | #

        *digs into pocket*
        Lesse…3 durham, 50 bhat, 2000 cym, 600 Afghani, and a 20 pence coin…
        *dumps into jar*
        How’s that?

      • Opus the Poet
        May 3, 2011, 3:37 pm | #

        Was that the Moroccan Durham, 100 Durham to the Franc, or some other country’s Durham? ‘Cause 3 Durham Moroccan ain’t worth much IRL.

      • Jabberwonky
        May 3, 2011, 3:48 pm | #

        United Arab Emirates durham. 3.5 to the dollar last time I went through Dubai. Uzbekistan cym (soom) they were about 1500 to a dollar last time I was there. Afghani’s were 1000 to a dollar, and the bhat was 29.82 in today’s Stars and Stripes.

      • Fairportfan
        May 3, 2011, 4:05 pm | #

        North Carolina.

      • Fatuncle
        May 3, 2011, 7:05 pm | #

        What about North Carolina?

      • Fairportfan
        May 3, 2011, 10:00 pm | #

        Durham.

      • Zhiwu
        May 3, 2011, 11:39 pm | #

        Have a million Zimbabwean dollars for the pot.

      • Danzier
        May 4, 2011, 12:12 am | #

        @Fairportfan: Confederate dollars are acceptable to the tip jar. 😀

      • Lizzibabe
        May 5, 2011, 7:27 pm | #

        I had some RPG friends actually work a game around the “Sausage And Egg MacGuffin.” I fell out of my chair laughing the day they told me.

  6. Radio365
    May 3, 2011, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Why do I get the feeling that she does a LOT of cleaning?

    • SoWhyMe
      May 3, 2011, 9:28 am | # | Reply

      What I want to know is how do that many people get to where she is? It isn’t easy after all. Even though it’s been thousands of years, it seems as if people come through there all the time. It must be way too easy to get there. Someone didn’t set it up very well.

      • Jabberwonky
        May 3, 2011, 12:48 pm | #

        It’s been hidden for thousands of years. It is a Lanthan relic. For all we know, it was a thrill ride for potential ‘Heroes’ from their culture. Hell, even a rite of initiation, for all we know.

  7. Jayessell
    May 3, 2011, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Is that “trial” or “trail”?

    • Danzier
      May 3, 2011, 12:22 am | # | Reply

      I get the odd feeling that it’s both.

    • Fairportfan
      May 3, 2011, 12:50 am | # | Reply

      “Trial”, i think – i’d expect “path” or “road” or even “quest” before “trail”.

  8. Danzier
    May 3, 2011, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    What kind of creepy magic tree forest place has a wall of skulls in it?!

    Oh wait–it’s all in Shelly’s head. Carry on.

    • Fairportfan
      May 3, 2011, 12:52 am | # | Reply

      Or maybe it’s not.

      Perhaps sphinxes keep a Monument of Remembrance for their victims, like the Dreaded Bugblatter Beast of Trall…

      • Jabberwonky
        May 3, 2011, 2:51 am | #

        She should have brought her towel…

      • Jay-Em
        May 3, 2011, 4:57 am | #

        Heh..I can only hope that an intelligent thought from Shelly won’t trigger You-Know-What in that sphinxes realm, could be rather painful.

      • Kramegame
        May 3, 2011, 10:54 am | #

        Doesn’t Phix have a wall like that as well? could’ve sworn she did…

      • SoWhyMe
        May 3, 2011, 11:09 am | #

        Indeed:
        http://wapsisquare.com/comic/monsteriwas/
        but I think Phix’s is real and this is not.

      • nerf-dweller
        May 3, 2011, 12:40 pm | #

        Eh. I always considers the wall in the last panel to be a figurative wall rather then a real wall. It’s a visual reflection of how Phix views her past.

      • SoWhyMe
        May 3, 2011, 5:08 pm | #

        That’s what I thought too at first, but her figurative wall has pictures hanging on it.

    • StJason
      May 3, 2011, 12:55 am | # | Reply

      Which makes me wonder: What happens when you are shown a vision inside your own hallucination?

      • Jay-Em
        May 3, 2011, 4:59 am | #

        “Dream within a dream” hmmm.. interesting thought.

      • Kramegame
        May 3, 2011, 10:54 am | #

        We have to go deeper!

      • Fairportfan
        May 3, 2011, 12:53 pm | #

        Further up and further in!

      • Kessog
        May 3, 2011, 4:13 pm | #

        Red pill or blue?

      • Fairportfan
        May 3, 2011, 9:59 pm | #

        Thirteenth floor, please.

      • Kramegame
        May 3, 2011, 11:09 pm | #

        Wasn’t it the 6th?
        wait what are you guys talking about?
        I’m quoting Inception…

      • Fairportfan
        May 4, 2011, 12:02 am | #

        Most recently, The Thirteenth Floor.

        Came out a little more than a month after The Matrix; in my opinion a better film playing with similar concepts … based on a 1964 novel (Simulacron-3 by Daniel F Galouye.

      • Fairportfan
        May 4, 2011, 12:05 am | #

        Daniel F Galoye

      • Danzier
        May 4, 2011, 12:15 am | #

        Wait, I thought Miss Zarves taught the class on the 13th floor… or was it the 19th? I never can remember which one it isn’t. 😯

        (BTW, Sideways Stories from Wayside School by Louis Sachar. )

      • bmonk
        May 4, 2011, 1:14 pm | #

        Fairportfan, I take “Further up and further in!” is from Lewis’ The Last Battle?

      • Kramegame
        May 4, 2011, 1:18 am | #

        Ha it was the 19th I believe, and i only know that because they made it into a cartoon series at one point, called Wayside. Though i only watched one episode, so i don’t know how the series made out…

  9. Sitnalta
    May 3, 2011, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    Man, sphinxes love their skeleton piles.

    • StJason
      May 3, 2011, 12:56 am | # | Reply

      Humans do too! I can’t tell you how useful my wall of skulls is every time the missionaries come around…

      • Jay-Em
        May 3, 2011, 1:14 am | #

        As a Frisian, I approve. We offed Bonifatius. The church has been peeved at us for ages since. 😆

      • bmonk
        May 4, 2011, 1:15 pm | #

        And, natch, “Boniface” is my monastic name… But we aren’t really mad at you. We forgave you long ago…

    • SoWhyMe
      May 3, 2011, 9:34 am | # | Reply

      I think it’s just symbolic here as opposed to a real wall/pile. The skulls things never works as a deterrent anyway. New people who come just think, “Well that’s them … Im better and I’ll make it through.” Either that or they are on a mission and to hell with what comes, they are going forward regardless.

  10. Jay-Em
    May 3, 2011, 1:10 am | # | Reply

    Peculiar. The Sphinx looks almost pensive and somewhat in resignation. As if she doesn’t want all the killing and executioner-stuff.. odd..

    • Fairportfan
      May 3, 2011, 1:51 am | # | Reply

      Mayhap she’s been around enough to come to the same sort of self-knowledge that Phix has apparently managed.

      Given the wall/pile of skulls motif here and in the panel with Phix reflecting on the “monster I used to be”…

    • Jabberwonky
      May 3, 2011, 2:55 am | # | Reply

      If this is an illusory sphinx, then she would share many of Phix’s personality quirks as she is the only sphinx Shelly knows.
      And, who could spend an eternity killing folks for wrong answers and not get tired of it?
      Besides 7th grade English teachers, that is.

      • Danzier
        May 3, 2011, 2:19 pm | #

        8th grade English teachers. 😀

  11. Anachronistic
    May 3, 2011, 1:45 am | # | Reply

    Um did you mean Odysseus or Oedipus? Oedipus was the sphinx guy.

    • Paul Taylor
      May 3, 2011, 2:09 am | # | Reply

      Yep. Oedipus wasn’t much of an adventurer.

      • kingklash
        May 3, 2011, 3:36 am | #

        If you can find anything positive from his experience, he did know that in the end, one needs to keep an eye out.

        (maybe I should have sang some Tom Lehrer.)

      • SoWhyMe
        May 3, 2011, 9:37 am | #

        All I got out of it was “kill anything that moves, and don’t give a rats ass about who among your group is killed along the way as long as it aint you (the so-called hero/leader).”

      • Jabberwonky
        May 3, 2011, 12:53 pm | #

        Why not let Tom sing it hisself?

        http://youtu.be/A9BMcA8-4zo

      • dadman
        May 3, 2011, 3:37 pm | #

        “A tragic end for a young man who loooved his mother.”

        Ah, Another Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer. 😀

  12. MerchManDan
    May 3, 2011, 5:18 am | # | Reply

    I keep getting the feeling that Shelly and this as-yet-nameless sphinx are having two different conversations. Obviously it’s probably just me, but I can’t shake it.

    • eschmenk
      May 3, 2011, 8:29 am | # | Reply

      To me, the sphinx is coming across as schizophrenic. Its conversation is very disjointed.

      • SoWhyMe
        May 3, 2011, 9:04 am | #

        Good point, the sphinx did change her tune rather abruptly in the last panel. It’s much like she dropped her guardian personna and just became regular folk.

      • Julie
        May 3, 2011, 12:54 pm | #

        Another vote for oddly disjointed conversation here! 🙂

      • Danzier
        May 3, 2011, 2:29 pm | #

        I know a doctor who’s a wonder with knee injuries.

        Adds $5 and some poker chips to the pun jar

  13. Xenos
    May 3, 2011, 5:59 am | # | Reply

    Four millenia before Odysseus (or is it supposed to be Oedipus?) gets us to the earliest bronze age/chalcolithic. Is that where the hero Gisaultees come from? The name does not sound Semitic (as in the Ubaid culture), so is he a forgotten hero from pre-persian Persia or the early Harappans?

    He would be too late to be a Lanthian, I think.

    • nerf-dweller
      May 3, 2011, 12:58 pm | # | Reply

      I starting searching for this hero Gisaultees. The name sounds Sumerian. Perhaps a different spelling of a better know name. Google turn my search in to CasualTrees, but when I told Google to do a literal search, I came up with exactly one hit on some obscure web site called Wapsi Square and a posting by Xenos talking about Gisaultees and…wait a minute…

      So Gisaultees is something totally new from Paul’s imagination. I’d love to hear about the Epic of Gisaultees. Perhaps from Phix when the gang goes visits her for some guidance as Shelly’s (vision?)quest.

      • nerf-dweller
        May 3, 2011, 12:58 pm | #

        …after* Shelly’s…

        gah. Need edit function badly.

      • Jabberwonky
        May 3, 2011, 3:57 pm | #

        I think he was a Lanthan Warrior/Haberdasher that invented a light cotton shirt that you pulled over your head…

      • Danzier
        May 4, 2011, 12:17 am | #

        Did his wife have to beat him about the ears to make the neck until he came up with a decent collar design?

        And I’ll pay the tip jar for anyone who knows the reference for that one…

  14. kaibyo
    May 3, 2011, 6:05 am | # | Reply

    Yeah – she sounds like Phix’s sister. A little tired of being the caretaker. Know how she feels; I’ve cleaned up a few other peoples messes in my time.

    I think it was Joseph Campbell that said something along the the lines that it is the journey and the experiences along the way that you have to the object of the quest that are more important than the object itself.

    So more self-discovery in this sequence for our Shelly?

    And whatever happened to STINKY?!?!?!?

    • Opus the Poet
      May 3, 2011, 3:42 pm | # | Reply

      Stinky swam away from the Big Boom because he(?) doesn’t like loud noises.

  15. The Old Wolf
    May 3, 2011, 7:13 am | # | Reply

    These are quite the epic journeys these characters undertake. We’re seeing all sorts of elements of the heroic cycle appear: Separation/departure, Penetration of the power source and return/reintegration. Just look at the first step: Call to adventure. We see crisis moment, appearance of a “herald”, signs of the hero’s vocation, symbolic rebirth—break from family, and a quest that cannot be denied. Many of the other hallmarks are there as well – descent into the underworld, temptresses, ultimate boons, and the whole nine yards.

    This ain’t just your average webcomic… it’s literature. And some pretty hot sphinges as well.

    • Atomic
      May 3, 2011, 8:11 am | # | Reply

      Re: You and kaibyo —

      See “The Hero with A Thousand Faces” by Joseph Campbell (Amazon Link).

      He describes and examines the Cosmogonic Cycle, the mythic pattern of world creation and destruction that is the path taken by heroes in legendary adventures across many cultures.

      Well worth a read if you want to see the Cycle in legend ranging from Buddah and King Arthur to African and Inuit folk tales. Everything from Hindu’s Shiva to Norse Ragnarok is covered and then some!

      Literature, Yes indeed!

      • kaibyo
        May 3, 2011, 8:31 am | #

        I have that book right here on my desk at work! On break or when it’s quiet, I usually browse thru it. Fascinating.
        I also have “The Flight of the Wild Gander” and “The Masks of God” vol 1 & 3. I haven’t read thru them lately, but now I will! I wish I had discovered him sooner than I did.
        His research and discussions just go to show us that one persons religion is another persons myth.

      • nerf-dweller
        May 3, 2011, 12:49 pm | #

        Anything written or spoken by Joesph Campbell is worth the read/listen. He has such a way of explaining religions and people’s need for them with being insulting of people belief.

      • Kessog
        May 3, 2011, 5:53 pm | #

        Now on hold at the library, thanks!

      • The Old Wolf
        May 3, 2011, 11:17 pm | #

        Thankee for that recommendation! 😀

  16. rnd2
    May 3, 2011, 8:31 am | # | Reply

    Run Awaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!

    • Danzier
      May 3, 2011, 2:24 pm | # | Reply

      Giant thing with wings after you and you’re running? You’re toast. Much better to stand still and charm it with reason and a bag of kitty treats. 😀

      • Fairportfan
        May 4, 2011, 12:36 am | #

        “You must never run from anything immortal. It attracts their attention.” – The Last Unicorn

  17. SoWhyMe
    May 3, 2011, 9:13 am | # | Reply

    The second panel kind of looks like Shelly just got hit with a blast of sphinx breath. I wonder, do sphinxes have a morning routine? Brush teeth, bathe, use the toilet and bidet or are they just au naturale funky? For that matter, do demons? What do sphinxes eat when they are not dining on people or demons? Cookies and tea can go just so far, then you need some comfort food.

    • Kessog
      May 3, 2011, 5:54 pm | # | Reply

      Or a breath mint…

    • Wyvern
      May 3, 2011, 10:00 pm | # | Reply

      Maybe they’re like dogs and enjoy a good roll in something stinky. It keeps other creatures from smelling the predator as quickly. Although I can’t imagine Phix doing that these days; she’s clearly more of a shower and herbal scent librarian, this century.

  18. Kramegame
    May 3, 2011, 11:00 am | # | Reply

    Hmm…trial…adventure….wind….strength….spinx….guardian…tree…vision….relic….
    nope i got nothing! time to finally grab a seat in the Confusion Corner! one Hot Chili Cocoa for me please… :S

    • Jabberwonky
      May 3, 2011, 12:57 pm | # | Reply

      I get tilting at the windmills of your mind from atop your glorious sphinx steed.

      But that’s just me, I guess…

      • Jay-Em
        May 3, 2011, 1:17 pm | #

        Darnit Jabb-W! I warned You about smoking cactus seeds…

        *grabs latte ,and joins K-Game*

      • Jabberwonky
        May 3, 2011, 2:02 pm | #

        I’ll get a xocolatl, and join you on the couch.

      • Danzier
        May 3, 2011, 2:22 pm | #

        I’ll be there in a minute; my coffee needs more sugar. 🙂

      • Jay-Em
        May 3, 2011, 1:18 pm | #

        oooh..in colour that Shelly pic is even funnier!

      • Jabberwonky
        May 3, 2011, 2:21 pm | #

        Thank you.
        And for your further amusements, the bottom panel from last Thurs.

        http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/7/shellytree.png

      • Jay-Em
        May 3, 2011, 3:08 pm | #

        GACKCK!!!! My heart my heart.. not funny, not funny…..

        *picks-up tongue from desk*

      • choronzonseyes
        May 3, 2011, 3:35 pm | #

        Very nice!

      • dadman
        May 3, 2011, 3:42 pm | #

        Um. gulp!

        Your real name wouldn’t be Cheyenne, would it? (And if so, welcome back to full health, and how do you find the time for side-projects when the Foglios are cracking the whip every day?)

      • Jabberwonky
        May 3, 2011, 3:52 pm | #

        Nope, my given name is Stephen. That’s just what I do when I’m bored at work…
        I’m getting much faster at GIMP, too…

      • Kessog
        May 3, 2011, 5:57 pm | #

        Very nicely done! Great coloration too. With purple undies (ok suit bottom) for the win!

      • W.
        May 3, 2011, 6:22 pm | #

        Yeah, Jabberwonky, that is a good job! I enjoy your work.

      • Wyvern
        May 3, 2011, 10:01 pm | #

        Very pretty! And just about the right aspect ratio for a wallpaper, too.

      • Atomic
        May 3, 2011, 11:52 pm | #

        Salute!

  19. ChaoticBlues
    May 3, 2011, 1:52 pm | # | Reply

    Ah I see, She’s the clean up crew, no wonder she’s not happy.

    • Jabberwonky
      May 3, 2011, 3:59 pm | # | Reply

      No one ever appreciates the janitor…

    • Fairportfan
      May 3, 2011, 9:57 pm | # | Reply

      …or Mr Fantastic…

      • Danzier
        May 4, 2011, 12:35 am | #

        … or Mom…

        …Until they’ve had their own chance to clean up someone else’s puke.

      • Fairportfan
        May 4, 2011, 12:35 am | #

        Arrrgh. Meant “Mr Incredible”!

  20. jack jack
    May 3, 2011, 7:28 pm | # | Reply

    I think this is Jin’s ego we’re seeing.

  21. jwhouk
    May 3, 2011, 8:10 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder… Is Shelly perhaps (and I’m late to the party, so sorry if someone beat me to the punch) seeing a replay of her vision quest?

    Which, of course, would beg the question – is Shel’s mom related, in some way, to Mayahuel?

    • Wyvern
      May 3, 2011, 10:03 pm | # | Reply

      Probably not. On the other hand, Jin’s mom is related very closely to Mayahuel.

      • Danzier
        May 4, 2011, 12:20 am | #

        *snerk* 😀

  22. Fairportfan
    May 4, 2011, 12:58 am | # | Reply

    Gravatar seems to be propagating slowly tonight…

    • Fairportfan
      May 4, 2011, 12:59 am | # | Reply

      So does Wapsi Square, for that matter.

  23. Fairportfan
    May 4, 2011, 1:10 am | # | Reply

    {crickets}

  24. Stryker
    March 23, 2012, 11:15 pm | # | Reply

    First time I’ve seen anything more than teasing at nudity. I know it’s a monster, and thus doesn’t follow “normal” rules, but still… I was kind of surprised. 🙂

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