There are many possibilities. The forest moving against him, the three witches, heck Lady Macbeth goes pretty well insane.
Of course these days spouting almost any Shakespearean sounding line anywhere away from a Ren Faire will get you labeled a looney.
Good tactic… act like an insane New Yorker and the news crew will leave you alone. Lol! 🙂 Unless… they already have all the footage that they need and she just doesn’t realize it yet.
The footage they had before the outburst involved her wearing clothing… Naked footage would always supercede that. No wait. American television, they’re not even allowed topless on American television for some reason… Maybe you’re right.
Okay, how about Lady Macbeth mocking her husband’s terror of the Ghost of Banquo in Act III scene iv?:
O, these flaws and starts,
Impostors to true fear, would well become
A woman’s story at a winter’s fire,
Authorized by her grandam. Shame itself!
Why do you make such faces? When all’s done,
You look but on a stool.
Those concerned about privacy issues, those concerned about news standards, etc.
I know I would on both those grounds (especially the latter as I probably won’t know the victim well enough to mount an effective attack on the former).
I would think that yelling “And so I say ‘Lay on MacDuff!’ And damn’d be he that first cries ‘Hold! Enough!’ ” while running off naked in a snowstorm oughtta do the trick quite nicely…
Situations like this just show why you should always carry a flute on you. If she had had a flute she could have gone with Hamlet.
In modern English, the scene goes something like this:
Hamlet: Play the flute for me!
Guildenstern: What? I can’t do that.
Hamlet: It’s not hard to figure out, look at it, it has no moving parts. So play.
Guildenstern: I’m sorry, sir, I tell you, I can’t play the flute.
Hamlet: But you thought you could play me, b****?
I’m a little rusty on My Shakespeare.
What line from MacBeth could she be talking about???
I’m guessing something about the Fae, leaving them to wonder if Bud was one.
There are many possibilities. The forest moving against him, the three witches, heck Lady Macbeth goes pretty well insane.
Of course these days spouting almost any Shakespearean sounding line anywhere away from a Ren Faire will get you labeled a looney.
Best tatic ever
“Alas poor Yorik tis not the time for bikinis.”
I’m not sure if that’s from Macbeth but I couldn’t resist the opportunity.
…uh, I believe you’re confusing Macbeth with Hamlet.
If it involves Bud getting naked I’ll allow it!
Good tactic… act like an insane New Yorker and the news crew will leave you alone. Lol! 🙂 Unless… they already have all the footage that they need and she just doesn’t realize it yet.
The footage they had before the outburst involved her wearing clothing… Naked footage would always supercede that. No wait. American television, they’re not even allowed topless on American television for some reason… Maybe you’re right.
I would have gone with Richard III’s “This is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York.”
Gotta have relevancy.
Okay, how about Lady Macbeth mocking her husband’s terror of the Ghost of Banquo in Act III scene iv?:
O, these flaws and starts,
Impostors to true fear, would well become
A woman’s story at a winter’s fire,
Authorized by her grandam. Shame itself!
Why do you make such faces? When all’s done,
You look but on a stool.
Several lines could work, one being:
“Fair is foul, and foul is fair.”
well if it was a live news crew I imagine they’d leave her alone to keep the FCC off their backs. Nude chicks on live tv = bad things for the network.
though seriously, who complains bout hot nekkid chicks?
ugly clothed chicks of course
[whacks upside the head]
As a girl with low-self esteem, I have every right to do that.
I’m a guy. Can I still whack him upside the head too?
Those concerned about privacy issues, those concerned about news standards, etc.
I know I would on both those grounds (especially the latter as I probably won’t know the victim well enough to mount an effective attack on the former).
“Out, damn spot” Would have been my line. Also, John, the phrase “insane New Yorker” is redundant, ALL New Yorkers are at least a little insane.
Hey! That only applies to the city people!
23 years in upstate New York and somebody on the ‘net calls me crazy…
“And so I say ‘Lay on MacDuff!’ And damn’d be he that first cries ‘Hold! Enough!’ ”
Yelling that while getting naked in a snowstorm oughtta do the trick quite nicely…
I just LOL’d trying to imagine the people’s reaction to that. You, sir, win an internet.
I would think that yelling “And so I say ‘Lay on MacDuff!’ And damn’d be he that first cries ‘Hold! Enough!’ ” while running off naked in a snowstorm oughtta do the trick quite nicely…
Stupid so-called “smartphone” browsers…
How does the golem who’s been under a rock for the last several hundred years know anything about MacBeth?
Aaaaaand another one makes the list. Doggone it Paul.
Situations like this just show why you should always carry a flute on you. If she had had a flute she could have gone with Hamlet.
In modern English, the scene goes something like this:
Hamlet: Play the flute for me!
Guildenstern: What? I can’t do that.
Hamlet: It’s not hard to figure out, look at it, it has no moving parts. So play.
Guildenstern: I’m sorry, sir, I tell you, I can’t play the flute.
Hamlet: But you thought you could play me, b****?
With it snowing outside, I’m thinking; “ALL HAIL MACBETH!!!”
I think it was “To bekini or not to bekini. That is the question.”