Remember kids, it’s not guns that kill people. It’s chimpanzee’s that find revolvers in the dirt that kill people. Oh, and bullets. They kill things too. and very small rocks. and fruit. I once saw a guy attack someone with a banana, but the man being attacked knew how to defend himself from being attacked with all sorts of fruit. Monty somebody or something. Now back to your regularly scheduled webcomic.
Shot the monkey, tonight…
“Anthropic” is the word there, not “anthropological.”
Remember kids, it’s not guns that kill people. It’s chimpanzee’s that find revolvers in the dirt that kill people. Oh, and bullets. They kill things too. and very small rocks. and fruit. I once saw a guy attack someone with a banana, but the man being attacked knew how to defend himself from being attacked with all sorts of fruit. Monty somebody or something. Now back to your regularly scheduled webcomic.
It’s not guns that kill people. It’s massive shock trauma, blood loss and vital organ perforation, that kills people.
it ain’t even that because somehow there are people who can survive it just fine.
Guns don’t kill people. It’s impossible to be killed by a gun. We are all invincible to bullets and it’s a miracle.
I can see myself making the same kind of analogy as Shelly did, if I were in her place here.
The Gods Must be Crazy.