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by Paul Taylor on February 24, 2012 at 12:00 am
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  1. Brian Terrill
    February 24, 2012, 2:40 am | # | Reply

    Well that answers that, sort of.

    • Atomic
      February 24, 2012, 8:42 am | # | Reply

      But in turn, the questions it raises!

      – She met a cerebrus (or more) in the Time Forest?
      – What was going on when she did?
      – Is this the Library defending itself?
      – Against Justin?
      – Against Shelly as a test by Phix?
      – What other powers does Shelly have?
      – And, what about Naomi?

      The answers to these and more! Same Waspi time, same Wapsi channel!!

      • Otter
        February 24, 2012, 11:02 am | #

        Ahhhh. Love of Chair, my favorite soap.

      • Patrick
        February 24, 2012, 2:34 pm | #

        Darn. I was hoping I’d be the first to get that reference.

      • Atomic
        February 24, 2012, 11:43 pm | #

        Actually, I was referring to “As the Stomach Turns” on the “Carol Burnette Show!”

        Time to look up “Love of Chair”…

    • Pooga
      February 24, 2012, 10:57 am | # | Reply

      “The answers to these and more! Same Waspi time, same Wapsi channel!!”

      Not this week! If I understood Paul correctly, this is technically Thursday’s comic, and we’re getting Friday’s tomorrow. It’ll be a special Wapsi weekend edition!

  2. Tristan
    February 24, 2012, 2:40 am | # | Reply

    Isn’t it missing a head if it’s cerberi?

    • Maark30
      February 24, 2012, 2:47 am | # | Reply

      Not really according to wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerberus) The number of heads differs in some accounts. The only important thing is that they are hell hounds.

      • Wolf
        February 24, 2012, 4:21 pm | #

        Hellhounds, like Donna and Dianna?

        http://dungeond.com/2005/12/15/12152005/

  3. Cyrus McDugan
    February 24, 2012, 2:41 am | # | Reply

    “Gesundheit.”

  4. MerchManDan
    February 24, 2012, 2:43 am | # | Reply

    …but then again, they don’t need to charge if they can breathe fire.

  5. Maark30
    February 24, 2012, 2:46 am | # | Reply

    I am definitely thinking this is a test. But is this a test of her or the both of them.

    • bmonk
      February 24, 2012, 12:30 pm | # | Reply

      “This is a test. This is only a test. Had this been a real emergency, you would all be dead by now.”

    • That Other Guy
      February 24, 2012, 5:47 pm | # | Reply

      It might be a test on both of them. Shelly may be more vulnerable to death than Justin is. We don’t know just how deep his power runs. But at the same time Justin has got those issues about being used because of his ability. She might be looking to see how willing each is to protect the other.

  6. Casey
    February 24, 2012, 2:46 am | # | Reply

    I was wondering if she could do that. I guess that answers that question.

  7. Wolf
    February 24, 2012, 2:50 am | # | Reply

    In the first frame, Shelly seems to have suddenly realized what they are facing – and she is definitely worried at that point, and even more so in the third frame. ULP!

    What ARE those mutts???

    This situation REALLY needs Phix-ing!

    • Wolf
      February 24, 2012, 2:51 am | # | Reply

      Well, at least *I* sphinx it does.

      ::empties wallet into pun jar::

      • Knighttrap
        February 24, 2012, 8:00 am | #

        Dear god, my ears are bleeding from all the puns!!!! 🙂

      • davids4250
        February 24, 2012, 8:11 am | #

        Yes, it is a pun-ishing experience.

      • Frith Ra
        February 24, 2012, 11:03 am | #

        De-puns. Cat got your tongue?

      • bmonk
        February 24, 2012, 12:32 pm | #

        Not yet. She’s still staring at the doggies, and clutching OTB.

      • tygertyger
        February 27, 2012, 11:28 am | #

        Aaaaaah! The puns! They burn! They buuuuurn!

  8. LongshotLink
    February 24, 2012, 2:52 am | # | Reply

    Maybe it’s not a test and they’re getting right into the practical training.

  9. ShadOBabe
    February 24, 2012, 2:54 am | # | Reply

    CRIPES!! O_o;;;

    • Stigmartyr762
      February 24, 2012, 4:22 am | # | Reply

      It’s a hot time in the old town tonight folks!

      • Julie
        February 24, 2012, 10:27 am | #

        Thanks to you I have a song from my childhood about “Old Lady Leary” stuck in my head now. 😛

      • Dave
        February 24, 2012, 3:10 pm | #

        Don’t let that situation cow you.

  10. My2Cents
    February 24, 2012, 2:59 am | # | Reply

    She sprouted just the wings, but did not grow. Seems to me that’s cheating us. 😉

    • shadowinthelight
      February 24, 2012, 3:15 pm | # | Reply

      Shelly is doing her Victoria’s Secret Angel impression.

  11. Francisco
    February 24, 2012, 3:06 am | # | Reply

    My assessment:

    A good first effort. She didn’t transform until there was danger and she did the minimum necessary to protect them both. That shows reasonable self-control.

    • Francisco
      February 24, 2012, 3:10 am | # | Reply

      My feeling is that sphinxes are the paranormal police force — only their instincts are too shoot first and ask questions later.

      A big test would be to have non-supernatural threats and see if she can resolve those issues without transforming (unless absolutely necessary).

      Another good test would be to have paranormal threats that can be neutralised without transforming or resorting to violence.

  12. Opus the Poet
    February 24, 2012, 3:30 am | # | Reply

    Didn’t those doggies have only one head each yesterday?

    • Opus the Poet
      February 24, 2012, 3:32 am | # | Reply

      And that has to sting.

    • Francisco
      February 24, 2012, 3:40 am | # | Reply

      They only have one head each today.

      • Ari
        February 24, 2012, 6:45 am | #

        Yeah, they’re just standing side by side.

        See, it’s a matter of perspective. One is in the foreground while the other is BEHIND it so we can’t see its body.
        (Alright Ari, cut the patronizing speech before someone beheads you!) Fine Angel Ari. Sheesh, you’re a nag.

  13. DJ
    February 24, 2012, 3:41 am | # | Reply

    Dog-gone it! This storyline is going to the birds.

  14. shamaniaq
    February 24, 2012, 3:42 am | # | Reply

    Thriller. Vincent Price. I hope they have the soul for getting down.

    • Atomic
      February 24, 2012, 8:32 am | # | Reply

      If not they’ll face the hounds of hell, and rot inside a corpse’s shell!

    • tygertyger
      February 27, 2012, 11:30 am | # | Reply

      That can’t be it; they would’ve smelled the funk of 40,000 years when they came in.

  15. Bucc-i
    February 24, 2012, 3:46 am | # | Reply

    Shelly, go for the belly rub! All dogs love belly rubs!

    • Ari
      February 24, 2012, 4:31 am | # | Reply

      This is a proven fact!

    • dadman
      February 24, 2012, 7:29 am | # | Reply

      With the hiccup in the scanner, didn’t somebody have time to grab a can of tennis balls on Thursday?

      A whole basket of tennis balls: a Weapon of Mass Distraction

      • Bucc-i
        February 24, 2012, 8:26 am | #

        I have known dogs to ignore the WMD that are tennis balls. But none can resist, the power of belly rubs!

      • Julie
        February 24, 2012, 10:31 am | #

        Agreed! The WMD is only effective if they are in a fetching or playing mood. I’ve yet to meet the dog that isn’t always in a belly-rubbing mood. 🙂

      • fallconskat
        February 24, 2012, 2:21 pm | #

        i’d like to introduce you to my service dog, Shadow. she’s roughly 6 and a half years old (she’s a rescue, so we’re not sure) and 7 pounds of tinypoodle fluff. does a darn good job at sniffing out blood sugar lows, though.

        it took her over a year with me to even THINK that belly rubs may be a good thing, and she has to be REALLY into skritchy-time before she’ll consent to one finger rubbing her belly a wee little bit.

      • illiad
        February 24, 2012, 2:35 pm | #

        Buuuuttt… you have to get past the snapping, razor sharp teeth first…

      • Bucc-i
        February 24, 2012, 10:18 pm | #

        @illiad
        Not necessarily, I once knew a neighbors Rottweiler that was the biggest Rott I have ever seen in my life named Bear. Bear used to live on a farm, but had to be taken off the farm because the dog was killing horses! Yeah… that big!
        When I first meet Bear he was all piss and vinegar, not letting anyone remotely near his master. Then I started to rub its belly. Now every time I meet Bear, it barks and growls! Then it puts my hand in its mouth, rolls over with my hand still in its mouth! Then continues to bark, bare teeth, and growl. While I rub its belly.
        I swear I could rob their house or kill Bears master, and all it would do is roll over for a belly rub!

  16. Boxilar
    February 24, 2012, 3:53 am | # | Reply

    Now I want a pinup of “Angel Shelly”. I wonder if she can do a full transformation without growing. She’s mostly there already.

  17. ShneekeyTheLost
    February 24, 2012, 3:57 am | # | Reply

    Dude… you gotta stop snorting, that stuff really burns

    *deposits money into the pun jar*

    • Dafydd
      February 24, 2012, 6:52 pm | # | Reply

      That’s why wizards developed the Snorting Hat.

  18. davids4250
    February 24, 2012, 3:59 am | # | Reply

    OUCH! A dog’s breath can smell bad enough, can you imagine what THAT smells like? Combined with fried feathers? Someone grab the air freshener!
    If I were her, I’d sphinxiate completely, get Justin out of there, then come back to have a “conversation” with the puppies, including the use of “bad dog!” and “NO!”.

    • Kessog
      February 24, 2012, 4:48 pm | # | Reply

      Don’t forget the rolled up newspaper. If it doesn’t work on the dogs you can always use it for a torch.

    • tygertyger
      February 27, 2012, 11:32 am | # | Reply

      The fire burning out all the oxygen might well cause Shelley to asphinxiate.

  19. kingklash
    February 24, 2012, 4:59 am | # | Reply

    Which one’s the Keymaster?

    • jwhouk
      February 24, 2012, 8:34 am | # | Reply

      Sorry, Ghostbusters doesn’t have a Minneapolis franchise.

  20. Sonicthunder
    February 24, 2012, 5:11 am | # | Reply

    Silly Shelly, you got it backwards.

    Regenerating meatshield goes ‘between’ you and the blast, not the other way around.

    • harukohoshiko
      February 24, 2012, 5:16 am | # | Reply

      She can’t help it… the big lug is in lurv.

    • Dave11
      February 24, 2012, 6:49 am | # | Reply

      At this point, we only know what happens when he gets hit by slashing-damage-type effects. I’d guess piercing would be the same way.

      Thermal attacks might actually give him a hard time – it does more damage, continuous damage, and if it heats his brain enough, *poof*!

    • DJ
      February 24, 2012, 8:04 am | # | Reply

      I wonder if Justin could wind up saving Shelly?

  21. Cherish Bloom
    February 24, 2012, 5:30 am | # | Reply

    I know she’s be very protective of him, but our dear friendly officer is..

    .. well… you know…

    right?

    • Jay-Em
      February 24, 2012, 7:29 am | # | Reply

      Yes, but..You know? It would like..hurt like hell.. Ask Wolverine…
      Shellinx is not about to let that happen to her beau.

    • TlalocW
      February 24, 2012, 10:16 am | # | Reply

      That’s what I was thinking. He’s supposed to be the human shield! Damn the pain and suffering, full steam ahead!

    • Julie
      February 24, 2012, 10:33 am | # | Reply

      Besides…she said she’s a guardian. *shrugs* It’s in her nature to protect.

    • Avenger_Reloaded
      February 24, 2012, 12:53 pm | # | Reply

      He can heal, but burns will still burn. He’s not flame retardant.
      Shelly called it right protecting him.

    • Dave
      February 24, 2012, 3:18 pm | # | Reply

      Since Justin is rather touchy on the subject of “being with women who take unhealthy advantage of my regenerative powers”, it’s probably a very good thing that Shelly didn’t push him to the front, to take the brunt of that nasty snort-plasma. She made a big point during their discussion about “I want to keep you safe… I’m a guardian sphinx… that’s what I do!” and it feels as if this emphasis was a big part of what cooled Justin down and persuaded him not to leave her. The fact that she’s committed to using her paranormal status to take care of him is (at this point) an important factor in their relationship.

      Now, if he were voluntarily jump to the front to protect her (perhaps knowing that he could survive the flaming without long-term consequences) that would be a different matter entirely. From the way he was cringing back yesterday and today, though, I don’t think he’s at all confident of his defense, and certainly wasn’t leaping out to be the Fireproof Defender.

      • Cherish Bloom
        February 24, 2012, 5:52 pm | #

        *fanfare* It’s the Fireproof Defender!

        thanks for making me think of that. now he needs a costume with a red FD emblazoned on the chest.

      • Valkeiper
        February 24, 2012, 11:23 pm | #

        I’m not so sure Shelly is fireproof… or proof against a Cerberus’ fire breath (it would be magical, after all).

        Before anybody says “She’s a sphinx, the apex predator), I ask you to find in the natural world an ‘apex predator’ immune to all other predators in their environment (and no, humans are not immune to the predators in ANY environment).

        If there is no such thing as a predator immune to all others in the natural world, I see no reason there would be any in the para-natural world.

  22. smilr
    February 24, 2012, 5:44 am | # | Reply

    I am more and more convinced that the library itself does NOT approve of one or both of them trying to enter it at this point. So far we’ve only see Phix test people’s worthiness to remain / converse with her… we haven’t seen what happens when one truly unworthy attempts entry. Perhaps this is it?

    • shadowinthelight
      February 24, 2012, 6:28 am | # | Reply

      Or perhaps the library simply does not recognize Justin and is using Shelly’s reaction to test if he is friend or foe.

    • Valkeiper
      February 24, 2012, 11:26 pm | # | Reply

      If this was happening due to the library’s wishes, the ‘unwelcoming committee’ with Apo-sphinxes.

      • Valkeiper
        February 25, 2012, 2:33 pm | #

        the ‘unwelcoming committee’ would be Apo-sphinxes.

  23. Skruddgemire
    February 24, 2012, 5:58 am | # | Reply

    I think it’s because of *him*. Shelly has the OK to go there, he on the other hand is an unknown to Phix.

    Well he may be known, but he has not gotten the approval by Phix and no one “poit-ed” him in.

    • Valkeiper
      February 24, 2012, 11:31 pm | # | Reply

      if he were an unknown to the library, he would be allowed in (because he is Shelly’s guest) and tested.

      I think this is Phix’s first lesson for Shelly or we have a new player in the Wapsi plot lines.

      The library would not have sent fire-breathing guardians into the warehouse when it could have just hidden behind its ‘portal mask’.

  24. The fansheep
    February 24, 2012, 6:28 am | # | Reply

    well i wonder when creepy little girl comes to rescue

    • Dave
      February 24, 2012, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

      Possibility 1: Conscience is hanging around in the boiler room, watching the whole thing on Demonovision and happily munching popcorn.

      Possibility 2: she’s embarrassed and is in hiding. When Shelly had her little “get close to Justin, and then start sphinx-morphing without control” episode, and daydreamed in the shower about how badly things could go wrong, Conscience poo-poohed her concerns and gave her a hard time for catastrophizing about the situation. Only a few days thereafter, things did go wrong with Justin as the result of an uncontrolled sphinx morph… just about as bad as Shelly had feared, although not quite the same in detail. Shelly was right to be concerned, and Conscience may very well be reluctant to show her face for a while.

  25. Ari
    February 24, 2012, 6:47 am | # | Reply

    And I suddenly realize I’ve never needed to know the plural of Cerberus before…

    • Boxilar
      February 24, 2012, 3:09 pm | # | Reply

      Cerberi?

      • Ari
        February 24, 2012, 3:40 pm | #

        Yes but I’ve never NEEDED to know it until now.

      • bmonk
        February 24, 2012, 5:13 pm | #

        Yes. I’ve found that cerberi rarely travel in packs.

      • Atomic
        February 24, 2012, 11:46 pm | #

        You’re thinking of Debutantes, who often travel in packs.

      • Ari
        February 24, 2012, 11:57 pm | #

        Debutantes are a hive mentality. They can’t exist outside of the hive. Not a pack.

      • Sgt. Howard
        February 25, 2012, 12:17 am | #

        Debutant? I used to own one. Green with blue doors… eh, parts is parts. A 1972 Debutant with the dual overhead leaks in the moonroof. Couldn’t keep up with a Gremlin. Mail advantage to the rear window defroster was it kept yer hands warm when you pushed it… what was the question?

      • bmonk
        February 26, 2012, 6:39 pm | #

        SoWhyMe, and the packs travel in cartons?

        This line of discussion is getting too cerebral for me. . . .

  26. Jay-Em
    February 24, 2012, 7:04 am | # | Reply

    Nananienanaah! Told You: Hell Hounds!

    Run! Definitely RUN!

    • Jay-Em
      February 24, 2012, 7:07 am | # | Reply

      By the by: SQUEEEEEE!!! Shelly can do the “Angel-look”
      That’s sooo cool.

      I am an Atheist, but angels are an admitted weakness. Apparently I got indoctrinated a bit..Sunday-school made me collect cool pics of them.. 😛

      • Leak
        February 24, 2012, 7:50 am | #

        Might I interest you in Altermeta’s current storyline, then? (jump to page 99 to skip the introductions…)

        (Okay, it’s dragons instead of angels, but there’s quite some similarity…)

  27. as363
    February 24, 2012, 7:31 am | # | Reply

    At least – thanks to Paul’s problems yesterday – we do have tomorrow to look forward to.

    • The Old Wolf
      February 24, 2012, 7:43 am | # | Reply

      Amen. I hate being cheated out of a day of Wapsi… 😀

    • DJ
      February 24, 2012, 8:38 am | # | Reply

      A rare moment. The *Saturday* cliff hanger.

      • TheDoctor
        February 24, 2012, 9:21 am | #

        Yeah, Saturday “cliffhanger” Just like at the Movies, or a Saturday episode of ‘Doctor WHO’.

      • CPUGuy1
        February 24, 2012, 11:48 am | #

        OKAY … I’ll bite …
        Doctor who?

        (The question that has been asked since the begining … DOCTOR WHO???)

      • Dafydd
        February 24, 2012, 6:56 pm | #

        I watched one of the early, 1st-Doctor serials the other day. The end credits actually listed the character name as “Doctor Who”. I kinda like that. It makes me think of A Wrinkle in Time, one of my very favorite books growing up, which features otherworldly beings named Mrs. Whatsit, Mrs. Who and Mrs. Which.

  28. Sgt. Howard
    February 24, 2012, 9:20 am | # | Reply

    I don’t know what they pay animal control in this town, but it is most certainly not enough…

    • Julie
      February 24, 2012, 10:34 am | # | Reply

      Amen to that one!

  29. Hornet
    February 24, 2012, 9:24 am | # | Reply

    Dogs vs Eagle/lion hybrids…

    Need more dogs.

    • Atomic
      February 24, 2012, 10:06 am | # | Reply

      You like monkeys, you like ponies,
      OK, maybe I used to many monkeys…
      So – what’s with all the screaming?

      • Casey
        February 24, 2012, 12:03 pm | #

        Isn’t it enough to know I ruined a pony making a present for you?

  30. TheDoctor
    February 24, 2012, 9:28 am | # | Reply

    I don’t blame Shelly for her reaction. Think about it, a Hellhound Blows a ‘loogee’- albeit flames – all over your back. Ewwww,GROSS!

    • TheDoctor
      February 24, 2012, 9:31 am | # | Reply

      Hey, You may think its funny but it’snot.
      *clink*

      • Vorlonagent
        February 24, 2012, 12:30 pm | #

        Especially when the puppies sneeze naplam.

      • bmonk
        February 24, 2012, 5:13 pm | #

        Who ran off with the brain bleach??

      • scantrontb
        February 24, 2012, 9:36 pm | #

        ME!!!.. Mwuah ha ha ha!!

      • Hansontoons
        February 24, 2012, 9:53 pm | #

        And if they were facing the opposite direction for attack mode, an ill wind would blow…

      • NOTDilbert
        February 25, 2012, 7:39 am | #

        Wouldn’t that be “an ill wind would break’?

      • Danzier
        February 25, 2012, 9:19 pm | #

        I can’t believe it–snotbutter?

      • bmonk
        February 26, 2012, 6:41 pm | #

        Didn’t they serve it on chiffon? No doubt the sleeves of otherwise elegant ladies. Mostly age 4-7.

  31. W.
    February 24, 2012, 9:47 am | # | Reply

    Love this one. However, Shelly owes the pun jar for that one. 😉

    • davids4250
      February 24, 2012, 11:23 am | # | Reply

      LOL!!! Good catch!

    • bmonk
      February 24, 2012, 12:51 pm | # | Reply

      As a pun, shouldn’t she have used the plural? “Sons of. . . .”

    • Casey
      February 24, 2012, 3:04 pm | # | Reply

      And then the one on the left says, “I am a daughter of a bitch, thank you very much.”

      • bmonk
        February 24, 2012, 5:15 pm | #

        But doesn’t “daughter of a bitch” have four redundant syllables?

      • Valkeiper
        February 25, 2012, 2:36 pm | #

        actually, I think the quote would be:

        “WRONG! I AM A BITCH!”

    • Francisco
      February 24, 2012, 4:26 pm | # | Reply

      There’s another pun in there if you assume somebody has a late book.

  32. Dave
    February 24, 2012, 10:15 am | # | Reply

    Worst case of canine howlitosis Shelly and Justin have ever encountered.

    (deposits a very large bottle of Plaque Attack pet dental spray in the Pun Jar)

  33. kaibyo
    February 24, 2012, 10:18 am | # | Reply

    I’m surprised someone hasn’t suggested calling for Cesar Millan! I would pay some serious bucks to see THAT episode!

    And as I asked the other day, if the Library doesn’t like Justin, just WHAT is he?? Heals quickly, gets involved with supernatural sweeties – what else does he do and what other talents does he have?? (Other, of course, the ones that Shelley likes!)

    • illiad
      February 24, 2012, 10:40 am | # | Reply

      or Phix doesn’t like meeting old boyfriends??:-)

      • davids4250
        February 24, 2012, 1:26 pm | #

        I think Justin would have remembered Phix, even in her human form. She uses her real name and Shelly has mentioned it several times. I doubt that he and Phix have ever met, let alone had any sort of relationship.
        Nudge and Justin, on the other hand…

      • Boxilar
        February 24, 2012, 3:14 pm | #

        Has Justin met Phix, or even heard her name? Shelly just told him an older Sphinx would be mentoring her, if I recal correctly.

      • Avenger_Reloaded
        February 24, 2012, 2:42 pm | #

        Great merciful Mogg!
        That would be quite the twist. One would have thought he had mentioned a sphinx in has past at this point though.

  34. Dafydd
    February 24, 2012, 10:23 am | # | Reply

    Fire-breathing Cerberi. That’s a new one on me.

    (In the Greek myths I read growing up, Kerberos ate the flesh of the living — thus, no one but the dead could enter the Underworld, and no one could leave to return to life, unless specifically authorized to do so. Maybe the Romans added the flamey bit?)

    • Boxilar
      February 24, 2012, 3:16 pm | # | Reply

      I’m beginning to think Sphinxes are everything retardant. They’re not at the top of the supernatural food chain for nothing.

      • Valkeiper
        February 24, 2012, 11:39 pm | #

        I will agree if (and only if) you can name an apex predator in the natural world immune to the other predators in it’s environment.

        Since there is no such immunity, I see no reason to expect such in the para-natural or supernatural worlds.

    • kingklash
      February 24, 2012, 11:15 pm | # | Reply

      Don’t forget the song stylings of a certain musician.

  35. Avenger_Reloaded
    February 24, 2012, 12:56 pm | # | Reply

    Exactly. Were this a denial of service, we wouldn’t be seeing the big dogs. Nothing but an empty building would have come up.

    • Dafydd
      February 24, 2012, 6:58 pm | # | Reply

      Unless they’re simply a firewall, rather than a DoS.

      • Danzier
        February 24, 2012, 11:26 pm | #

        I shake the pun jar at thee, sir!

      • Dafydd
        February 25, 2012, 12:14 am | #

        And I laugh at it.

      • Danzier
        February 25, 2012, 9:20 pm | #

        At the very least, you could fart in its general direction… 😀

      • GreyWolf
        March 2, 2012, 5:44 am | #

        ::glances at Danzier’s comment::

        ::glances at the pun jar she is holding::

        Ironic. Now feed it. 😛

  36. Dave
    February 24, 2012, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

    I’m not sure whether this is a Kerberos error code 18 (client credentials have been revoked) or code 48 (alternative authentication method required).

    • Atomic
      February 24, 2012, 1:58 pm | # | Reply

      +5 Geek Karma points

  37. Cholo
    February 24, 2012, 1:59 pm | # | Reply

    So its bark IS worse than its bite!

  38. The Old Wolf
    February 24, 2012, 2:30 pm | # | Reply

    So Shelly can do the wing thing without tripling in size? Interesting. I wonder what the extent of her control is…

    • Sheik
      February 24, 2012, 5:10 pm | # | Reply

      This could explain the origin of the concept of an Angel.
      On the other hand, can Shelly be charged with “Impersonating the minion of a deity”?

      • bmonk
        February 24, 2012, 5:17 pm | #

        As long as it’s not “Impersonating the pinions of a deity’s minion”.

      • Sgt. Howard
        February 25, 2012, 2:20 am | #

        I suspect you are an imagination of my figment

    • Sgt. Howard
      February 25, 2012, 2:18 am | # | Reply

      She still claws the blankets and drools if you scratch her behind the ears

  39. Geek_on_call
    February 24, 2012, 5:19 pm | # | Reply

    More reasons to be a cat person.

    • Opus the Poet
      February 24, 2012, 5:43 pm | # | Reply

      [David Bowie] Putting Out Fires (With Gasoline)[/David Bowie]

      • Hansontoons
        February 24, 2012, 9:44 pm | #

        Talking Heads & Burning Down the House…

      • Atomic
        February 24, 2012, 11:50 pm | #

        How to make a cat go “woof?”

        Soak in gasoline and toss match.

        Woof!

      • TheSkulker
        February 25, 2012, 3:02 am | #

        Not nice!

  40. ShirouZhiwu
    February 24, 2012, 7:16 pm | # | Reply

    So the #1 question is: Does Shelly have ranged attack capabilities or is she limited to speed and melee attacks?

    • Danzier
      February 24, 2012, 11:28 pm | # | Reply

      Of course she has a ranged attack–she chucks engines!

      • Dave
        February 24, 2012, 11:52 pm | #

        In this case, that particular ranged attack might not work. Hurling a +V8 block of engine-ness against an opponent who is clearly thoroughly fuel-injected may be just clutching at straws.

    • Atomic
      February 24, 2012, 11:58 pm | # | Reply

      Shelnix: – 3d6
      Strength – 17
      Dexterity – 12
      Constitution – 16
      Intelligence – 8
      Wisdom – 9
      —-
      Melee +5 (claws)
      Ranged +4 (accuracy)
      Blunt +2 (strength)
      Edged/Pole -1

      • Sgt. Howard
        February 25, 2012, 2:23 am | #

        Hmmm .. and what are her numbers with
        1) Mother deuce
        2) Mk IV torpedoes
        3) ‘SQEEEE’ attacks?

      • bmonk
        February 26, 2012, 6:43 pm | #

        More like Strength: 20?

  41. Fauxlosopher
    February 24, 2012, 7:53 pm | # | Reply

    Oh dear.

  42. Valkeiper
    February 24, 2012, 11:42 pm | # | Reply

    I think Shelly’s in for some time with a para-physician.

    • Dafydd
      February 25, 2012, 12:58 am | # | Reply

      She’ll need a most ingenious para-dox!

      • Sgt. Howard
        February 25, 2012, 2:24 am | #

        Do we have a pun bucket? One that needs filling? THAT qualified as “… with deadly intent,”

      • Valkeiper
        February 25, 2012, 2:41 pm | #

        no need for even one peer, much less two.

        Who would a peer be to these?

  43. Centaur12
    March 3, 2012, 6:06 pm | # | Reply

    As Howard Trump once said…YOU’RE FIRED!!! (literally)

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