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by Paul Taylor on July 7, 2010 at 12:00 am
Story: Wapsi-Archive
Characters: Becky, Tina
Location: Mucho Mocha

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  1. Fairportfan
    July 7, 2010, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    *SIGH*

    • jwhouk
      July 7, 2010, 12:10 am | # | Reply

      Ditto.

    • Dusty668
      July 7, 2010, 4:13 am | # | Reply

      Redittoed.

    • jordinyc
      July 7, 2010, 1:16 pm | # | Reply

      yup

  2. GunnerWalker
    July 7, 2010, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    I Love Tina Haha, Panel two is the best look of “God Dammit!”

    • UglyShirts
      July 7, 2010, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

      I had that same look on my face this morning as I was driving to work…after I realized that I pre-paid for my gas, then drove away without actually pumping any.

      See ya later, Andrew Jackson. Hope whoever wound up with my gas pays forward the good karma.

      • Tanap
        July 8, 2010, 9:53 am | #

        You do realize that over half the time you forget to pump your gas, the store knows about it and you could call?
        I work for a convenience store chain. We have people do that all the time and we stash the money for a few days until we are sure you aren’t coming back. Never hurts to check as soon as you notice.

    • BMonk
      January 22, 2025, 4:53 pm | # | Reply

      I’d say, “Oh, CRUD!” (or some variant on that)

  3. stjen
    July 7, 2010, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Ouch. (And Panel 2 is a “D’oh!” moment.)

    • Fairportfan
      July 7, 2010, 12:04 am | # | Reply

      Puts me in mind of Bud, somehow.

      Or Brandi reading “Now, take the second bowling ball”

      • W.
        July 7, 2010, 11:28 am | #

        Do you mean this one? Two pictures of people really displeased with themselves.

      • Fairportfan
        July 7, 2010, 3:27 pm | #

        Dat de one.

  4. Atomic
    July 7, 2010, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Gotta love Karma!

    The Universe does have a sense of humor, after all…

    • Biker Matt
      July 7, 2010, 2:55 am | # | Reply

      Well, you don’t expect it to all be Dogma, do you?

      • Fairportfan
        July 7, 2010, 3:28 pm | #

        Got to watch out – sometimes your karma runs over your dogma…

  5. Fairportfan
    July 7, 2010, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Panel 2!

    Yes!

  6. Jay Crandall
    July 7, 2010, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    O-o-k-a-y… when did Tina become such a Klutz?

    • Fairportfan
      July 7, 2010, 12:06 am | # | Reply

      The Roger Rabbit Theory of Humourous Incongruity:

      Only when it’s funny!

      • Taz
        July 7, 2010, 12:10 am | #

        early in the strip she slipped on some ice and then was happy nothing was broken. I think she always has been a kluts

    • Eee
      July 7, 2010, 8:30 am | # | Reply

      Monica’s a klutz. Tina, it would appear, is just accident prone…

      And rather than an elevator, I’d think lights on the stairs would be a wiser installation.

      • Paul Taylor
        July 7, 2010, 10:41 am | #

        You have accurately identified Monica’s and Tina’s traits. 🙂

      • eschmenk
        July 7, 2010, 12:26 pm | #

        So, is Tina prone to accidents because supernatural beings keep changing things in her coffee shop? Is she protecting Monica by absorbing the harm that Monica would have otherwise suffered? Am I reading way too much into things? Is the texture of the door frame a clue or not?

        I feel a little like the narrator at the end of a Batman episode.

  7. TlalocW
    July 7, 2010, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    If nothing else, there should at least be a rail on the outer part of the staircase.

    • Fnord
      July 7, 2010, 5:52 pm | # | Reply

      Some people would rather curse the darkness in righteous indignation than light a simple candle…

  8. DJ
    July 7, 2010, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    So poor Tina 2.0 is accident prone. Explains how she managed to reverse over herself.

  9. SoWhyMe
    July 7, 2010, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    And Tina finishes her days performance with an over the the stair edge, twisting, arm flailing, gravity defying pause-in-mid air clutzaway dismount. As we wait for the judges decision we should note that, despite her arm cast handicap, she still managed to do a double axle coffin spin just before landing. And here are the judges scores … 8.2, 8.7, 9.1, 8.5, and 8.2. That’s gotta be disappointing for this veteran fumbler. Indeed it is Curt. I understand points were taken due to her unauthorized use of the patented Chevy Chase dead fish plop and face plant. Better luck next time old girl!

    • hewolf
      July 7, 2010, 12:59 am | # | Reply

      *snorts loudly*

    • Opus the Poet
      July 7, 2010, 3:28 pm | # | Reply

      Why do I hear he Big Shwag and Frank doing the voice-over?

  10. NOTDilbert
    July 7, 2010, 1:03 am | # | Reply

    Becky must have reeaaall secure job security.

  11. LW18(LADYWOLF
    July 7, 2010, 1:22 am | # | Reply

    Don’t tell me that she is going to need crutches.

    • jwhouk
      July 7, 2010, 11:06 pm | # | Reply

      No, because then she’d be Cosette.

  12. Fairportfan
    July 7, 2010, 2:02 am | # | Reply

    Looking at the next-to-last panel, i am reminded of Freak Brothers strips (and other Gil Shelton stuff, actually): Clang! Honk! Tweet!

    • Jabberwonky
      July 7, 2010, 2:44 am | # | Reply

      “Fat Freddy, go out and score us a lid.”

    • dadman
      July 7, 2010, 8:31 pm | # | Reply

      I wonder how Fat Freddy’s Cat would stack up against Dietzel? (I just can’t see Dietzel “laying an egg” in Monica’s shoe, y’know? It just wouldn’t be Marquess of Queensberry Rules… 😀 )

  13. LW18(LADYWOLF)
    July 7, 2010, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    I am still wondering about Monica when she had eyes that glowed in the dark.

    • Fairportfan
      July 7, 2010, 2:26 am | # | Reply

      Eye lights, just like the GGs.

      • Biker Matt
        July 7, 2010, 2:58 am | #

        I’m a bit surprised she hasn’t pursued how to wear eye lighter…

      • Fatuncle
        July 7, 2010, 6:52 pm | #

        Hsssssss.

  14. Jim
    July 7, 2010, 3:54 am | # | Reply

    Hahahah ! Becky seems to know her boss all too well .

  15. SoWhyMe
    July 7, 2010, 4:01 am | # | Reply

    I did love the self cangratulatory expression she had in the first panel. So proud of coming back intact, proving she was not always a clutziod. It made the revelation expression of forgotten sugar all the funnier.

    Now she’ll drag herself up the steps, only to realize she forgot the prize yet again. At which point she will say “the sugar can bloody well bring itself up the stairs!” Which, given this series, is not beyond the possible.

  16. The Old Wolf
    July 7, 2010, 5:26 am | # | Reply

    Heh heh. You’d think someone in the Legion had some coordination…

    • Dafydd
      July 7, 2010, 7:51 am | # | Reply

      I wonder if that’s actually the reason for Tina’s clumsiness: since Tina 1.0 is dead, and her demons took over her body, now every muscle movement is instructed by committee.

      (“Aaaaaand foot down!” “Wait, not yet!” CRASH! BOOM! CLANG! BONK! SPLAT!)

      • Fatuncle
        July 7, 2010, 8:16 am | #

        “… a camel is a horse, designed by a committee …”

      • SoWhyMe
        July 7, 2010, 12:08 pm | #

        Good point. Perhaps they choose (or need to choose) one among themselves as the designated driver. It must be Panic’s turn lately.

      • jwhouk
        July 7, 2010, 11:07 pm | #

        Actually, Nudge (whose middle name could also be “Chaos”) is the one who drove over her own wrist…

      • BMonk
        January 22, 2025, 5:03 pm | #

        Also, Fatuncle, “A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.”
        ~~Fred Allen

  17. Althestane
    July 7, 2010, 6:33 am | # | Reply

    This raises an interesting question: How much physical pain does Tina 2.0 feel? She has to feel something because she’s running around with Tina 1.0’s actual body and the obvious “ow” references. But does whomever is in charge get the brunt, or is it shared across the whole spectrum of demons in there? I mean, the woman’s purposely broken her own arm with blunt force from a metal canister and rolled over her own wrist with her own car while she was IN it…. that’s PAIN right there, but she seems to shrug it off more or less.

    • eschmenk
      July 7, 2010, 7:24 am | # | Reply

      She’s probably on painkillers now. I don’t think any demon is normally in charge — it’s more of a collective conscience, I think.

  18. eschmenk
    July 7, 2010, 7:14 am | # | Reply

    Heh, Tina seems like an easy boss to work for. She’s letting Becky tell her what to do. I wonder if she even allows Becky in the basement, though. I doubt she would want to answer questions about the doll and I suspect there may be more down there than that.

    The renovations to the counter are continuing. It has a new front and the top has been flipped around.

    @Paul: Is the counter top upside-down by mistake?

    • Paul Taylor
      July 7, 2010, 12:41 pm | # | Reply

      No, it’s upside down by mistake. But Tina is fixing the place up. 🙂

    • Paul Taylor
      July 7, 2010, 12:47 pm | # | Reply

      All fixed. 🙂 Hit refresh.

  19. kingklash
    July 7, 2010, 10:19 am | # | Reply

    Like Homer Simpson and that dang tractor! The instant he got out of frame, Ka-thump!

  20. ziggy78eog
    July 7, 2010, 11:41 am | # | Reply

    Que laugh track. Mean while, back at the Hall of Justice…I mean the museum that Monica works at….

  21. Fatuncle
    July 7, 2010, 1:33 pm | # | Reply

    Tina might be just a tad giddy, having just survived an encounter with one of the most dangerous demon-killers extant. Coming down off a few minutes of pure terror will do that to you.

  22. Centaur1971
    July 7, 2010, 3:54 pm | # | Reply

    At’s always fall season with that girl…

  23. eschmenk
    July 7, 2010, 4:36 pm | # | Reply

    When Monica said that she rushed over to Mucho Mocha based on a bad feeling, Amanda said, “A feeling?! When did you start getting all New-Age on me?” Now Becky says, “…but I feel that you’d just squash yourself…” That struck me as an odd way to word say that. It sounds like she’s either picked up some snooty-sounding expressions somehow or she makes decisions based on feelings rather than factually. It doesn’t sound like something Monica or Amanda (or any other cast member that I can think of) would say. I don’t want to read too much into it, but if Becky becomes a regular cast member, she might tend to interpret things very differently than Monica and the others do.

    • SoWhyMe
      July 7, 2010, 5:42 pm | # | Reply

      Perhaps she’s related to another overly formal cast member. http://wapsisquare.com/comic/justjacqui/

      • eschmenk
        July 7, 2010, 9:37 pm | #

        Actually, what just jumped out at me how Paul’s little helper characters are really little helpers. The sure goes for Amanda’s gofer. (Ouch! Did I just write that?) You could probably include Tepoz and Deitzel in that if you stretch things far enough.

  24. SteamPoweredSunglasses
    May 31, 2012, 1:07 am | # | Reply

    [Facepalm]

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