best summary, ever!
Huh, I guess it is possible to sum up four months of portentious developments in one breath, if one is sufficiently motivated……
“Lemme ‘splain. No, there is too much. Lemme sum up.” —I. Montoya
Oh thank you….now I don’t have to say it. 😀
Well, I suppose that was an accurate summation — rather succinct, and lacking detail … but under the circumstances ….
All caught up . Time now to get BUSY !
Ah — brevity is the soul of horney!
Not quite the same, but it will do…
How about brevity is the soul of tit?
“Sowhyme, two minutes for punning and two minutes for a boob joke!”
Kevin! Be a gentleman and help the lady disrobe.
what help does she need? she can poit her clothes off!
hell, now that I think about it, she’s being awfully considerate ASKING him to take his clothes off when she coulda poited ’em off him at any given moment.
Poiting may be efficient but it’s more fun to take each others clothes off.
OMFG………… that can’t be resisted for very long, I suspect…
Tisk. He hasn’t even commented on her new haircut yet. Bad form. Bad form, sir.
I don’t think he’s looking at the haircut. I sure as hell wouldn’t be
“Did you do something with your hair?”
Ugh. First thing I thought was “Dear god…she looks like a boy with enormous breasts.”
A year ago that pic would’ve been seriously great, but with the new haircut, it’s just ruined. 🙁
Yea… gotta admit, I’m not a fan of her new haircut either. Can she grow it out just a little…? 🙁
Hmm…Not what it looked like to me at all. Then again, I don’t know many men who are drawn with those lashes and that kind of mouth.
Undress or face the wrath of the mammaries! No huh? Unleash the mounds!!
Ouch! Unleash the Mounds!?!?
Mounds vs. Almond Joy, who do YOU think is going to win?
Almond Joy’s got nuts. Mounds’ don’t.
…so Kevin is Almond Joy and Monica is…well…
eeheeheehee! I love this thread!
Talk about free association. One never knows how these threads are going to twist. I was going for a variation on unleash the hounds (I hear Jerry Seinfeld saying it) and here we are on candy. Now I’ve got “Sugar Sugar” stuck in my head.
Man! That explains so much! I’m a Twix. 🙁
I like Mounds and the candy too.
SoWhyMe: Clearly you mean *Cry HAVOC, and let slip the puppies of Whoar!*
And Kevin is still asking questions why?
You’d think after 4 months away from that he’d be just as eager to get with the happy fun naked time 🙂
I guess. I have never understood how people who have already had sex with each other several times can become excited at the prospect of having sex with each other again. Even if parted for some time. I suppose if you are faithful and that’s all you get then maybe, I don’t know.
If it’s all you’re getting, then yes. 🙂 One or both of you ends up wanting to jump the other person.
Don’t knock it ’til you try it. Almost 10 years of marriage and I still need to make an effort to control myself…
May I ask your gender?
Neither will my wife…
At one time that would have been a good hint. These days, though, that can still go either way.
I am legally married…in TEXAS…
No More Hints!
OK, that’ll do it.
Well, that part actually seems a little bit more realistic. For a woman to pursue sex that aggressively and control the situation to such an extent as depicted here – that would likely be a turn-off for most men. Even for those who enjoy their partners to be strong and independent women. To have sex, the male needs to be active, to be hard he needs to be comfortable. To be comfortable in a given situation most men would need to have some measure of control. M is taking all the initiative here – IRL the most likely result would be that Kevin won’t be able to perform. IRL many women would not understand why this “seduction” wouldn’t work, because this is the PC scenario – the strong woman wanting sex is supposed to be exactly what a man wants. I don’t think it is.
I might get derided for this post, but I think it would be good if we were honest regarding our sexual desires. So very often we tell each other not what we want, but what we think we are supposed to want.
IRL, my bf loves when I dominate and gladly relinquishes control. Apparently we know different men. As should be, not all me nor their sexual preferences are the same. : ]
Correction: that would likely be a turn-ON.
A turn-off? The devil you say! We’ve been married for 17 years, and the more comfortable and outgoing she gets in her sexuality, the better it gets. It’s flattering to have her finally able to express her desires, and quite the turn-on.
Gotta be careful when using generalities like “most men”. Even if you claim it from a study, I never fully trust numbers I didn’t collect myself.
I can only speak for myself, but the times I was the MOST turned on were when my wife basically went caveman and dragged me by my hair to the bedroom (metaphorically speaking, not literally).
I dunno, maybe it’s just the thought of being wanted THAT badly by my partner – validates my feelings of self worth or something?
Kevin, in the 2nd panel, with the Deer caught in the Headlights look!
He’s caught in her headlights alright .
Hope Kevin is wearing his business socks, ’cause It’s.Business.Time.
See, I bet a lot of readers only wish they could be in such a position, but speaking from experience, I can tell you that when your significant other has this level of need for stimulus, it can be significantly trying.
Which isn’t to say that I don’t enjoy sex, but merely that sometimes too much of a good thing really is too much of it. Or in this case, too much all at once.
This is where plastic and rubber toys came in handy. Of course, Monica has probably already had her fill (every pun intended) of such devices. Now it’s time for the real thing, even if not as long lasting or durable.
I think the strip’s already established Monica prefers a nice, bendy shower head and soapy sponge to plastic devices.
Well, I hope he’s already paid the cabbie, cause it’s gonna be a while before he will face the outside world again.
Pablo, you KNEW the comments you’d get on here after those last two panels, didn’t you.
The last panel makes me think “Yes Mam, Please don’t hurt me.”
Monica is a lot lot sexier (and cuter) with the short hair she has now.
That is all.
Monica has hair?
Disagreeee…. think she looks like a boy more… maybe if it was just a CINCH longer… >_<;
Probably just my preference tbh.
Silly me, and here I thought Lakshmi was the aggressive one.
It’s been four months for M. Yeah, there was that thing in the shower with the very large sponge, but it’s been four months. That kind of aggression I can understand.
And Kevin’s only been an otter voyeur for 4 months…….
Someone else do something with that, I’m too tired.
Wait a second. It’s been a while since we saw him but I didn’t realize that Kevin was clear about any of the supernatural aspects of Monica’s life. I’m guessing that I must be forgetting several important strips, but if not then her “sum up” will probably initiate more questions than answers.
It all began when he and Bud woke up in his bed together, both naked…
I don’t know which I enjoy more: reading the comic, or reading the comments. 😀
Ok, I had to go back to August 2008 to find it, but I had forgotten that and how Kevin came to learn what’s going on (Bud was forced to explain after Monica’s drunken POIT accident). Listed below are the key strips in case anyone else wants a refresher.
I am inordinately amused by the super-heavy-duty clasp at the back of that thing. What is the grade beyond Industrial-strength? Military?
Huh…I didn’t think it looked any more heavy-duty than the bra clasps I’ve seen.
The term you’re looking for is “mil-spec”, short for “military specification”.
Not really caring about the bra. More interested in the contents.
Tell you what–let’s have her take it off, and we can examine the situation more closely…
… and if he asks one more question short of “care for another round?”, he is doomed… XD
I don’t know about you guys, but from the looks of things, I’m setting my anchor bolts, revvin’ up the Gravity Locks, and lashing m’self to the mast, ’cause I won’t be able to get out of the blast radius in time. At the moment, M seems to have an erogenous zone bigger than Eccentrica Gallumbits. Get to your shelters, people!
Horrifying thought out of the blue…does he want to take her out for fish so he can break up with her?
Now we KNOW that this strip is written by a man. Such things only happen inside the male mind, and never in the real world, right?
Of course, I would be more than happy to be proven wrong…
You’re kidding, right? I’ve been on the receiving end of this kind of attention and you normally don’t feel all that amorous when it happens to you, normally dumbstruck.
Wait… is this the same Paul that puts up the self-doubting emo posts on Facebook???
/me goes off to feel all self-doubting and emo because I’ve never had a flying tackle…
It is NOT only in the male mind and it certainly DOES happen in the real world. You come to accept that when you’ve seen someone get pounced like that in front of you.
Oh it happens in the real world. I know plenty of women who have done this to their SOs (or if they haven’t they’re planning to in the near future).
Way stereotypical, thinking women dont have aggressive sex drives. But you didnt mean it, right? <3 I'll forgive if you say so.
What I was implying was that “Flying Tackle Foreplay” is nothing that I’ve experienced personally, having only witnessed it in certain plot-free videos (accidentally, of course)featuring little dialogue or clothing, and that were written and directed by men.
The ‘FTF’ is tricky. I do it only when I know my target will end up on the couch and not on the floor with a broken back and or electronic.
so, just throwing this out, whats happened to owen and lakshimi? havent heard from them in forever! (lol, got a new smartphone today, whats the first thing i use the net for………WAPSI SQUARE!…….then questionable content LOL!
I know, they were why I initially kept reading this comic.
They’re just filler from time to time. Not involved in the main goings on at all. Not likely to be either. Just this comic’s odd couple. Unless, of course, more muscle than Shelly can provide is needed at some point.
well dang. they were great filler. lakshimi reminded me a lot of my girlfriend. im 6ft, and she was 4in taller. strong too, i called her my little pair of vice grips.
Rawwr! You go, Monica!
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