I Brought Coffee

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  1. fairportfan

    So that thing about ways to hearts and stomachs doen’t apply only to males…

    • Dusty668

      Go in just under the sternum and go up? Nope, pretty universal.

  2. jwhouk

    Gee, I don’t know WHY Shelly doesn’t get any sleep…

  3. jwhouk

    Darn, the [/sarcasm] tag doesn’t work… ;)

  4. RKSAustin

    Hee hee! I love Shelly’s expression!

    BTW – what are elephant ears?

  5. fairportfan

    NObody gets to sleep soundly this week.

  6. sco3tt

    It’s still dark out and she’s perky. No one has that right.

    Think them elephant ears saved her a batting.

  7. John k

    Mmmm, coffee and elephant ears… That is just perfection!

  8. ziggy78eog

    Okay Bud, just remember this, wait until Shelly has put down the bat BEFORE telling her about the whole “stabbing Monica thing”.

    And on another note, what is with this “lets name pastries after animal parts” idea? What were those people thinking? Bear Claws? Elephant Ears? Do they have some secret desire to actually eat those things (the actual named animal part)? Well, I suppose it could be worse…

    Person 1: Hey, want some Donkey Balls?
    Person 2: Excuse me?!
    Person 1: *hold up a bag of doughnut holes, covered in powdered sugar* Donkey Balls, do you want some?
    Person 2: Well, I suppose so; those damn well better be just fried pieces of dough.

    • UncleRice

      Well the English do have spotted dick…

      • MerchManDan

        Let’s not forget Canada’s Beaver Tails and Robin’s Eggs. Mmmmm-hmm!!!

  9. Mr. Nikk

    LOLZ. I love it.

  10. Opus the Poet

    So, what’s the source of the coffee? Tina’s place, or the shop that made the elephant ears?

    Obsessive attention to details, I know.

  11. Analyst

    Donkey balls. There is actually something called that. I found them in Hawaii. They’re macadamia nuts covered in chocolate. If you roll them in coconut, they are fuzzy donkey balls.

  12. Azrael_Rose

    Oh, to have Bud turn up at my door…

    When are the statuettes going to be ready, anyway? :P

    • Paul Taylor

      I believe that the Shelly statues should be shipping any day now and hopefully the Bud statues will be approved after that time.

      • Azrael_Rose

        Thanks ofr the update.

        p.s. you seem to have missed a tiny chunk of the coffee cup basket in the last panel; I can see brickwork through it.

  13. toraush naull

    depending on the time of day I answer my door with a bat too :P

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