There’s no situation that can’t be improved with those things!
“Pies, pies! Get your pies here for the Great Pie Fight!” – Harvey Korman
Or, alternatively, quoting Kai Lung:
“It has been truthfully said that there are no difficulties that cannot be resolved by honourable suiceid, a bag of gold, or the thrusting of a despised adversary over a precipice on a dark night.”
Ah, poo. “…speedily resolved…”
…or a sufficient quantity of high explosives.
Define “sufficient” (espcially in view of the current storyline over at schlock mercenary)
The spouse has “there is no problem that cannot be resolved with the application of sufficient high explosives” on a shirt.
Never heard of any quote like this, but it seems reasonable. And it sounds like something they’d say on “Mythbusters”
“There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives”
“There are no problems which cannot be solved by judicious use of High Explosives.”
–British Commando saying, World War 2.
“There is no problem so big, nor so complex, that it can’t be solved with a suitable application of strategically-placed high explosives.”
–Abbie Hoffman (1936-89) Former “Chicago Seven” Radical
And a bonus:
“There’s nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.”
–Scott Adams quotes
Vaarsivus: As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is uncapable of solving tends to zero.
(V’s familiar whispers in his/her ear)
Vaarsivus: And that would be wrong.
Just add in the three stooges and you have a pie fight of epic proportions!
Whoopee cushion, hand buzzers and a cream pie in the face? Oh, dear, I *love* Bud…
I think you should worry less about Jin, and more about Monica, you know, the one who is going to be shanked.
Shank ’em all, let Itzamna sort ’em out.
I think the quote is “There are few problems that can’t be solved by the appropriate application of quantities of high explosives.” I no longer remember where I first heard that comment, but I think I was blowing up somebody’s hydroelectric dam at the time. Might have been a electrical substation but I remember my feet were wet and I don’t think it was raining…
I think Bud is trying to channel MacGyver. You know , a rubber band, some chewing gum and an old harmonica.
Oh, thank God I wasn’t the only MacGyver fan around here. 😀
(Don’t forget the chocolate bar…)
Those are the things you need to reset the Calendar of the Slapstick Universe. Well, those and the ancient, sacred Hovitos Rubber Chicken of Cocka-Doodle-Coatl.
Not to mention all the classic works of The Three Stooges. They made all out pie fights a slapstick staple!
*chants* PIE FIGHT! PIE FIGHT! PIE FIGHT! The universe needs to be saved with pie fights more often!
Not even Stanley Kurbrik would use a cream pie to solve problems 😛
and maybe it’s just me but Bud looks kinda creepy in that last panel
There is no problem that cannot be resolved by the proper application of a high explosive projectile. :p
Also, Buds smile is FREAKING ME OUT
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