“It has been truthfully said that there are no difficulties that cannot be resolved by honourable suiceid, a bag of gold, or the thrusting of a despised adversary over a precipice on a dark night.”
I think the quote is “There are few problems that can’t be solved by the appropriate application of quantities of high explosives.” I no longer remember where I first heard that comment, but I think I was blowing up somebody’s hydroelectric dam at the time. Might have been a electrical substation but I remember my feet were wet and I don’t think it was raining…
Those are the things you need to reset the Calendar of the Slapstick Universe. Well, those and the ancient, sacred Hovitos Rubber Chicken of Cocka-Doodle-Coatl.
There’s no situation that can’t be improved with those things!
“Pies, pies! Get your pies here for the Great Pie Fight!” – Harvey Korman
Or, alternatively, quoting Kai Lung:
“It has been truthfully said that there are no difficulties that cannot be resolved by honourable suiceid, a bag of gold, or the thrusting of a despised adversary over a precipice on a dark night.”
Ah, poo. “…speedily resolved…”
…or a sufficient quantity of high explosives.
Define “sufficient” (espcially in view of the current storyline over at schlock mercenary)
The spouse has “there is no problem that cannot be resolved with the application of sufficient high explosives” on a shirt.
In Latin.
Whoopee cushion, hand buzzers and a cream pie in the face? Oh, dear, I *love* Bud…
I think you should worry less about Jin, and more about Monica, you know, the one who is going to be shanked.
Shank ‘em all, let Itzamna sort ‘em out.
I think the quote is “There are few problems that can’t be solved by the appropriate application of quantities of high explosives.” I no longer remember where I first heard that comment, but I think I was blowing up somebody’s hydroelectric dam at the time. Might have been a electrical substation but I remember my feet were wet and I don’t think it was raining…
I think Bud is trying to channel MacGyver. You know , a rubber band, some chewing gum and an old harmonica.
Those are the things you need to reset the Calendar of the Slapstick Universe. Well, those and the ancient, sacred Hovitos Rubber Chicken of Cocka-Doodle-Coatl.
*chants* PIE FIGHT! PIE FIGHT! PIE FIGHT! The universe needs to be saved with pie fights more often!
Not even Stanley Kurbrik would use a cream pie to solve problems
and maybe it’s just me but Bud looks kinda creepy in that last panel
There is no problem that cannot be resolved by the proper application of a high explosive projectile. :p
Also, Buds smile is FREAKING ME OUT