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by Paul Taylor on December 27, 2010 at 12:00 am
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  1. Jabberwonky
    December 27, 2010, 12:01 am | # | Reply

    Okay, it’s official, I am a Wapsi Square addict. I’m sitting here at 8:55 (GMT +3) hitting the F5 key over and over to get a fresh hit after two weeks.
    Ain’t addiction grand.

    • Jabberwonky
      December 27, 2010, 12:04 am | # | Reply

      Oh, and I love how Monica and Dietzel are fractured in the beveled glass….

      • NOTDilbert
        December 27, 2010, 1:28 am | #

        Glad you mentioned that, I thought I had a corrupted download.

      • Jabberwonky
        December 27, 2010, 1:54 am | #

        Are you saying Wapsi is corrupting?

  2. jwhouk
    December 27, 2010, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Ah yes, snow jokes. Go with what you know. 🙂

    • MidnightDStroyer
      June 8, 2017, 12:03 pm | # | Reply

      Time to stop measuring snow in feet & start measuring it in yards.

  3. Jim
    December 27, 2010, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Through rain , through sleet . . .

    • jwhouk
      December 27, 2010, 1:06 am | # | Reply

      …but not through floods.

      • Jim
        December 27, 2010, 4:43 am | #

        Heheheh . The reason I maintain a mailing address on high ground .

      • Angelo Sanguianto
        August 8, 2018, 9:36 pm | #

        then they just hope their in Charleston https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gray_Man_(ghost)

    • Artemisia
      December 27, 2010, 3:07 am | # | Reply

      the motto of the US postal service is an almost direct quotation of Herodotus’ description of the Persian messenger system

      • Fairportfan
        December 27, 2010, 5:35 am | #

        Mentioned by L Sprague deCamp in “An Elephant for Aristotle”.

      • jae
        December 27, 2010, 5:46 am | #

        Not to forget Terry Pratchett in “Going Postal” (didn’t know it was from… the non-motto of the USPS (according to WP))

  4. Joe Minotaur
    December 27, 2010, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Anybody we know?
    Bring him in and thaw him out!

    • Jabberwonky
      December 27, 2010, 12:07 am | # | Reply

      Well, Monica knows him well enough to take her pants off to greet him…

      • Joe Minotaur
        December 27, 2010, 12:09 am | #

        Good eye!
        Is Monica going to go “Postal”?

      • Biker Matt
        December 27, 2010, 12:11 am | #

        You sure she was WEARING pants?

      • SoWhyMe
        December 27, 2010, 12:29 am | #

        Looked like she was. Maybe she pulled a Spooner and took off her pants instead of putting them on as she normally would.

      • Artemisia
        December 27, 2010, 1:29 am | #

        might be a tightly wrapped blanket. it trips you up a lot of the time when you try to get up so that would give him time to be buried while waiting for her to answer the door.

      • Jabberwonky
        December 27, 2010, 1:55 am | #

        I don’t know, it looks like comfortable sweat pants to me…

      • illiad
        December 28, 2010, 4:48 am | #

        yes.. but a well placed ‘schloomph!’ would help us get the clue, that while she was getting sheet off, pants on, the bell caused an avalanche from the roof… 🙂

      • Amishangel
        December 28, 2010, 2:14 am | #

        …..and I bet the postman didn’t have to ring twice either.

  5. Atomic
    December 27, 2010, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    There is something just soooo satisfying about going barefoot and scanty in a nice warm house while the snow piles up outside!

  6. Bucc-i
    December 27, 2010, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    I’m sorry, I am from Southern California. What is this… SNOW stuff that everyone speaks about? And why would you need to measure it?

    • Bob!
      December 27, 2010, 1:06 am | # | Reply

      We just had the first white xmas in Atlanta since 1883!
      Darn this global warming!

      • Fairportfan
        December 27, 2010, 3:36 am | #

        You beat me to it. I was gonna mention that.

        You do know the difference between weather and climate, right?

      • morven
        December 27, 2010, 10:21 am | #

        Actually, a warmer globe means more moisture evaporation–and more evaporation means that it’s gotta come down more somewhere–as rain, or snow…

      • Fairportfan
        December 27, 2010, 8:59 pm | #

        Yep. And global warming trends (at least before now) lead eventually to ice ages.

    • Artemisia
      December 27, 2010, 1:24 am | # | Reply

      Come up here during the winter, right now we are at that nasty stage where it goes to -21 and freezes you to bits without actually feeling cold cause it killed your nerves… and you can’t even go sledding cause we don’t get any snow after maybe 3 days and then it crystalizes. and we get this EVERY YEAR. no need to measure but it’s still annoying, and we get all excited when its only -15 and then it feels nice and warm.
      It only ever snows when it’s about -3 ish that’s why the Tundra is actually green most of the time and Antarctica is a desert. I envy Monica right now it’s nice and warm at her place, good gloves and a sweater and i’d be right as rain there.

      • Jabberwonky
        December 27, 2010, 2:04 am | #

        Where is here? And, better yet, why is here?
        I was transplanted to the Southern US at an early age, but still have a higher tolerance for cold than most of my friends, there.

      • Artemisia
        December 27, 2010, 3:12 am | #

        Up north, Eh.

      • Jabberwonky
        December 27, 2010, 3:47 am | #

        Say ‘Hi’ to Bob and Doug fer me…;)

  7. Dafydd
    December 27, 2010, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    How come Monica’s in slacks when the doorbell rings, and in short shorts when she answers the door? Was she expecting Kevin, perhaps?

    • Artemisia
      December 27, 2010, 1:26 am | # | Reply

      possibly it was a blanket. she would have left it there when she got up.

  8. SoWhyMe
    December 27, 2010, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    Tough to outrun the snow plow discharge it would seem. Or did Bud just poit her snow to Monica’s front yard? Gotta wonder how he rang the doorbell though.

    • Akamar
      December 27, 2010, 2:27 am | # | Reply

      Rang it, THEN got caught?

  9. The Old Wolf
    December 27, 2010, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    Monica’s pretty attached and – it would seem – pretty devoted, so she can’t warm up the mailman in the best possible way…

    • Artemisia
      December 27, 2010, 1:30 am | # | Reply

      … HOT CHOCOLATE

    • PBHunnydew
      December 27, 2010, 9:55 am | # | Reply

      Poit? Send him to President’s vacation home for a moment then tease him and bring him back before the secret service shoots him.

      PBH

  10. Jabberwonky
    December 27, 2010, 2:02 am | # | Reply

    On further inspection, is it a real mail man? Or a hieroglyph for ‘one that delivers mail’?

    • Jabberwonky
      December 27, 2010, 2:09 am | # | Reply

      Ha! Looking up the spelling of ‘hieroglyph’ on the Cambridge Dictionary Online, the word of the day:

      Perishing adjective ( COLD ) /’per.I.shiŋ/
      adj UK informal extremely cold
      “Wear your coat, it’s perishing out there!”
      “He’s out there in the perishing cold.”

    • aixwiz
      December 27, 2010, 6:11 am | # | Reply

      Hmmm….
      Looks more like “…delivers like an Egyptian”.

    • ChrisHerself
      December 27, 2010, 10:06 am | # | Reply

      Haha, I was wondering if anyone else was picking up on the mailman’s pose 🙂

      • Jim
        December 27, 2010, 12:20 pm | #

        I have no idea what you’re talking about . 😉

    • Fnord
      December 27, 2010, 2:33 pm | # | Reply

      He looks like a meso-American petroglyph.

  11. Brian
    December 27, 2010, 2:06 am | # | Reply

    Somehow I remember seeing this exact joke on a sitcom many years ago. I don’t remember which one.

    • Fnord
      December 27, 2010, 2:33 pm | # | Reply

      All of them. It’s a common trope.

  12. Fatuncle
    December 27, 2010, 6:10 am | # | Reply

    Got six to eight inches in the coastal areas of North Carolina over Sunday. Boss called and told me they are not even going to attempt to open the business until noon today … don’t bother to come in to work before then …

  13. jayessell
    December 27, 2010, 7:46 am | # | Reply

    Diezel is happy to see him.

    Is this a variation on the video of the pizza delivery man?
    “Come in and get warm… I know just what to do…”

    • Fnord
      December 27, 2010, 2:36 pm | # | Reply

      I’m sure there’ll be quiet the mess when he finally thaws out, though…

    • Bratty Roger
      May 18, 2018, 11:22 am | # | Reply

      I wonder why Dietzel is so happy.

  14. kingklash
    December 27, 2010, 9:10 am | # | Reply

    “C’mon in and take off your pants, we’ve got fresh coffee and hot soup!”

  15. kusanagi-sama
    December 27, 2010, 2:27 pm | # | Reply

    Oh, hey the postal service man is doing Cactuar

  16. kramegame
    December 27, 2010, 4:11 pm | # | Reply

    you have to wonder how high that window is off the ground, or how fast the snow is actually falling, for the mailman to get caught like that, especially since it would only take Mon about 30 seconds, (even with the tight blanket idea) to get to the door even less if she decided to *poit* which would explain the missing pants.

  17. Graymalkin56
    December 27, 2010, 4:35 pm | # | Reply

    Got 23 inches of snow in my little New Jersey town today. Fortunately we kept power and Internet access, so I was able to work from home. Just finished the day. Could Monica POIT over here with some hot chocolate and some head rubs for the poor sick kitty (who will go to the vet first thing in the morning)?

  18. KaiserFrazer67
    December 27, 2010, 6:52 pm | # | Reply

    Pablo, my niece lives in St. Paul, and she told me you are about 5 inches short of an all-time December snowfall record out there.

  19. Opus the Poet
    December 27, 2010, 7:04 pm | # | Reply

    Snowplow strikes again!

  20. GEEKONCALL
    December 27, 2010, 7:39 pm | # | Reply

    Oh my GOD !!! LMAO !!! A welcome relief from all the News Weather comics! (Got to send this to the crazy weather lady at channel 11)

  21. RSinAustin
    December 27, 2010, 9:44 pm | # | Reply

    Just wanted to mention, Monica’s short hair cut is particularly nice from the back (Less to get in the way 🙂 )

  22. Julie
    December 27, 2010, 10:18 pm | # | Reply

    Mailmen deliver mail by foot? Here they’re always in their little mail-mobiles (aka trucks with the steering wheel on the wrong side). It seems to me that our method would be a hell of a better idea in the climates where that kind of snow is possible. 😛

    • sq_rigger
      December 28, 2010, 3:26 pm | # | Reply

      Depends on whether you have a mailbox out by the street or on the front of your house. I have a mailbox and the postman drives up to it, but when that same postman delivers to houses less than two blocks away, he gets out of his mail-mobile and goes door-to-door. The USPS dictates which houses are required to have curbside mailboxes–perhaps the fact that my block doesn’t have sidewalks is a determining factor.

  23. phil
    December 28, 2010, 2:41 pm | # | Reply

    Okay, someone’s gotta say it:
    It’s slowly grooving towards us!
    Drr… drr… drr.

  24. chrisleech
    May 26, 2011, 5:49 am | # | Reply

    well they will deliver the mail as long as its still paid time

  25. Elkian
    June 15, 2012, 10:32 pm | # | Reply

    She should probably poit him back to his office if she can get away with it.
    Bet he’s regretting the “neither rain nor sleet nor snow” line.

  26. rich
    June 27, 2012, 11:54 pm | # | Reply

    mr postman kinda makes me think of a modern-day hieroglyph

  27. Hinoron
    January 8, 2024, 11:37 pm | # | Reply

    Heh. Somebody’s been looking at “Only in Canada” photos, of people using their snowed over back door as a free beer fridge. ^_^

    For the record, I think most of those photos are of the East Coast provinces. To get snowdrifts up to your second floor requires not only consistent below-freezing temperatures, but a lot of precipitation. Plenty of moisture near the ocean.

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