Well, what does she expect, with a tongue that is an acre in size?
I bet she goes through a lot of toothpaste. I wonder if there’s an alternative for cheap but effective tongue-cleaners? Would there even be a market for it?
Get a tongue scraper and you’re set. Cheap, effective, long lasting and can easily be improvised…
“AUGH! The light makes noise!”
Best. Line. Ever. XD
To some people, the light DOES make noise. Look up synesthesia
Actually, it’s more like rheostat noise. Filaments do buzz.
So do florescents
And when you’re badly hung over, that buzzing HURTS.
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Well, what does she expect, with a tongue that is an acre in size?
I bet she goes through a lot of toothpaste. I wonder if there’s an alternative for cheap but effective tongue-cleaners? Would there even be a market for it?
Get a tongue scraper and you’re set. Cheap, effective, long lasting and can easily be improvised…
“AUGH! The light makes noise!”
Best. Line. Ever. XD
To some people, the light DOES make noise. Look up synesthesia
Actually, it’s more like rheostat noise. Filaments do buzz.
So do florescents
And when you’re badly hung over, that buzzing HURTS.