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by Paul Taylor on October 11, 2010 at 12:00 am
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  1. Opus the Poet
    October 11, 2010, 12:01 am | # | Reply

    First! Wait a minit where’s the comic?

  2. The Old Wolf
    October 11, 2010, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    First things first! :^P

  3. Artemisia
    October 11, 2010, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Four months filming otters… Damn you really know how to live it up Kevin

  4. Jim
    October 11, 2010, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    A little less talk , and little more action .

  5. vince
    October 11, 2010, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    The headboards are gonna be rattling tonight!

    • Big Will
      October 11, 2010, 3:19 am | # | Reply

      That is IF they make it to the bed 😛

      • SoWhyMe
        October 11, 2010, 1:24 pm | #

        No problem, they can rattle the whole house at this point. Even Tina may be shaking when she next reads Monica.

  6. ShadOBabe
    October 11, 2010, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Very subtle, Monica… XD

  7. Alex C.
    October 11, 2010, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    Mon is forthright with her needs and desires; it is as it should be!

  8. Fairportfan
    October 11, 2010, 12:29 am | # | Reply

    Is Stella’s a real place, BTW?

    • Paul Taylor
      October 11, 2010, 12:31 am | # | Reply

      Yep! And I highly recommend trying them out to anyone visiting the Twin Cities! ^_^
      http://www.stellasfishcafe.com/

      • txmystic
        October 11, 2010, 12:53 am | #

        The “Oyster Orgy Happy Hour” is tempting enough to get me looking at flight schedules into Minneapolis…

      • WistfulD
        October 11, 2010, 9:17 am | #

        It’s not cheap, but it does have good happy hour deals and the oysters are quite good. It’s also within a block of four or five other great bars/restaurants, so you can have a decent pub crawl.

      • NOTDilbert
        October 11, 2010, 1:08 am | #

        You know, the more reality in our fiction brings it closer – so keep adding those little touches, you never know when the barrier will be thin enough to step through!

      • NOTDilbert
        October 11, 2010, 1:12 am | #

        BTW the rooftop deck looks like a great late-night date location………..

      • jwhouk
        October 11, 2010, 8:11 am | #

        Oh, wait, you didn’t read the story about when I met Monica, did you?

      • Fairportfan
        October 11, 2010, 2:34 am | #

        Will do if ever i get there.

      • bjkimmelblatt
        October 11, 2010, 5:54 am | #

        Kevin’s not interested in those twins at the moment.

      • TriciaDoesNailsMpls
        October 11, 2010, 1:54 pm | #

        Love Stella’s! And I love that this weather is keeping the Roof Top open a little longer!

    • BenPanced
      October 11, 2010, 9:04 pm | # | Reply

      The fish taco “appetizer” alone is a satisfying main course.

  9. DJ
    October 11, 2010, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    I was beginning to the Kevin no longer existed in the comic.

  10. Atomic
    October 11, 2010, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    Libido much, Monica?

  11. Joe Minotaur
    October 11, 2010, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    If I only had a dime for evey time I’ve heard that said…

    …to someone else.

  12. txmystic
    October 11, 2010, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    Oh. Uh, hi Kevin…you back?

    Seriously…he still does not know of the destruction of the calendar machine, her new “project”, or the fact that his self-doubt can now do nose flicks, does he?

    • SoWhyMe
      October 11, 2010, 1:25 am | # | Reply

      Ah, it’s nice to be wanted. Even if it is in a cheap, sleazy, and usurious way. Women have such a one track mind. I imagine she will catch him up after he is drained and she is sore. I see a somewhat bowlegged stride for Monica when she next returns to work.

      He better mention something about her hair as well, otherwise, when she comes back from Six Flags Over Vagina, she’s gonna be peeved. Probably in a passive aggressive way.

      • Julie
        October 11, 2010, 7:58 am | #

        I don’t know…Monica certainly isn’t coming across as passive agressive right now.

        On a side note…LOL I needed that. Six Flags Over Vagina…it does sound like an amusement park that leaves people bowlegged. 😀

      • SoWhyMe
        October 11, 2010, 12:13 pm | #

        Quite true. She has surpassed simple aggressive and moved onto animal taking down her prey … literally.

      • Frank
        October 11, 2010, 2:43 pm | #

        You do know why God is a Civil Engineer?

        Only a civil engineer would put a playground between two sewers. 😀

      • CaptainTightPants
        October 12, 2010, 12:15 am | #

        Yay for cliché.

      • txmystic
        October 11, 2010, 11:43 am | #

        Ditto on the “Six Flags…” bit. Are we to assume that there are six eruptions in store?

      • SoWhyMe
        October 11, 2010, 1:18 pm | #

        For starters.

    • jwhouk
      October 11, 2010, 8:12 am | # | Reply

      He WILL know after the sex. I think he learned to gauge her “frustration level” from the amount of libido she had.

  13. geekoncall
    October 11, 2010, 1:02 am | # | Reply

    Monica unlike Kevin definitely has the right priorities. Kevin! 4 months and you want food! You may be a gentleman and all but where’s your Libido? If I had a woman like that pouncing on me, I would definitely have my attention on her! And what about her hair? You haven’t mentioned a thing about her new hairdo. After all the debate others have been having about it, how can you not notice? OK just fornicate already.

    • RSinAustin
      October 11, 2010, 1:13 am | # | Reply

      If an incredibly horny Monica was straddling me, I probably wouldn’t notice her new hairstyle at first either 🙂

      • lil
        October 11, 2010, 3:53 am | #

        geek– yeah, i know, right?
        RS–hm, good point.

    • pobblebonk
      October 11, 2010, 1:46 am | # | Reply

      I assure you, after months by yourself in a swamp filming otters from a bunker, sex is going to be the last thing on your mind. Food definitely becomes a priority.

      • SoWhyMe
        October 11, 2010, 12:25 pm | #

        True, but it aint food staring him in the face at the moment. Priorities have a way of shifting due to current events.

      • Julie
        October 11, 2010, 2:23 pm | #

        Really? You think so? Personally, I figure he’s been eating (even if the food wasn’t great, food shouldn’t register as a need so much as a want), but he hasn’t been getting any.

        If I were in Kevin’s position, I’d have come back and pounced my significant other before he had a chance to pounce me. I certainly wouldn’t be talking about food until I’d gotten my other needs addressed. 😛

    • illiad
      October 11, 2010, 3:05 pm | # | Reply

      Its not the food kevin wants… Its just a very polite way of saying, ‘wanna do something’… 🙂

      I know a few girls, horny though they are, would be turned off by anything ruder…

  14. geekoncall
    October 11, 2010, 1:03 am | # | Reply

    Oh one other thing. F O R E ???

    • BKWhite01
      October 11, 2010, 1:20 am | # | Reply

      I think that was her attempt at ‘fore’play.

    • Julie
      October 11, 2010, 8:00 am | # | Reply

      It was only slightly more appropriate than “CANNONBALL!” 🙂

    • quarktime
      October 11, 2010, 9:51 am | # | Reply

      Simpler than that. She’s playing golf. She just acquired two balls and a putter, and she’s warning all in the vicinity she’s about to smack them into the hole.

    • stjen
      October 11, 2010, 11:57 am | # | Reply

      I would have thought that “INCOMING” or “Fire in the hole!” would be better, but “FORE” as a golfing simile (or is that a metaphor?) could also work.

      • Fairportfan
        October 11, 2010, 1:32 pm | #

        “Fire in the hole”?

        Not <i.quite yet…

  15. Noamuth
    October 11, 2010, 1:18 am | # | Reply

    XD Subtle as always, Monica. I know that feeling. Both sides.

  16. SoWhyMe
    October 11, 2010, 1:37 am | # | Reply

    What are all those little circles floating around in the last frame? Perhaps Kevin is being showered with girl cooties?

    • Julie
      October 11, 2010, 8:02 am | # | Reply

      I was wondering as well. Do we have an intoxicated Monica on our hands, or is her libido so strong it has produced an intoxicating effect on her?

      Girl Cooties, on the other hand, while highly likely, are innocuous to Kevin at this point since he’s been exposed to them enough times to have either embraced the Cooties as his own or developed an immunity.

      • jwhouk
        October 11, 2010, 8:14 am | #

        I believe she’s all sweaty from the kissing and such.

      • eschmenk
        October 11, 2010, 8:29 am | #

        I think they were trailing behind Monica in the second frame, too. Perhaps they are hormones. Perhaps they are bits of snot caused by Doubt jealously trying to keep Monica’s attention. Yuck!

        I wonder if Monica’s main problem is the four months or Doubt’s new ability.

  17. StJason
    October 11, 2010, 1:41 am | # | Reply

    I can see the next comic already: K&M all sprawled out, sweaty and panting under the sheets. Kevin props himself up on an elbow, leans over, and says: “So, you got a haircut?”

    For extra points, he says he doesn’t like it. 😀

    • Julie
      October 11, 2010, 8:02 am | # | Reply

      Extra points for you…a quick boot out of Monica’s place for him.

  18. B_T_E
    October 11, 2010, 2:56 am | # | Reply

    Haha, maybe Kevin has had a hard time concentrating on just what to say (in order to be a gentleman and NOT jump onto M at first sight) and now needs to get that conversation out of the system x)

    • shenron
      February 21, 2018, 2:07 am | # | Reply

      he missed her as a person and mental/emotional intimacy so a date was a bigger need for him than food or fornicating as I see it, but he will out of love for her deal with the animal need then arrange for the romance he requires.

  19. TheSkulker
    October 11, 2010, 4:42 am | # | Reply

    Who says women can’t communicate? Seems pretty clear to me.

    • Lily
      October 11, 2010, 7:14 am | # | Reply

      No kidding. 🙂

    • SoWhyMe
      October 11, 2010, 12:50 pm | # | Reply

      Really. I have to wonder if, during the actual sex, she will be lying there, legs open, with little strobing lights leading up to the “entrance.” Perhaps also waving those cone-covered flashlights used by workers at airports when leading airliners to their loading ramps, and playing this in the background: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zcOFN_VBVo

      • SoWhyMe
        October 11, 2010, 12:57 pm | #

        BTW, I think that’s a Mad TV sketch. It may be somewhere on Youtube or some such if some can find it.

  20. MAKATTACK
    October 11, 2010, 6:49 am | # | Reply

    Haha! Love the little ‘fore’ panel.

    • SoWhyMe
      October 11, 2010, 1:01 pm | # | Reply

      Agreed. I think most would have put “incoming!” there, but I’ve noticed Paul always goes that extra mile and tries to use words or phrases not so trite.

      • MAKATTACK
        October 11, 2010, 4:47 pm | #

        For me it’s the panel layout. It gives us a great sense of direction, motion and impact. Like when a loony Tunes character forgets they drew that tunnel on the wall and run face first into it.

  21. Phoy
    October 11, 2010, 7:39 am | # | Reply

    This can only end in a trip to the ER. For the bruises and welts to Kevin’s head, of course…

    • SoWhyMe
      October 11, 2010, 1:28 pm | # | Reply

      Yes indeed. There is a fine line between overt sexual fun and emergency cosmetic surgery.

  22. Julie
    October 11, 2010, 8:03 am | # | Reply

    Oh Monica…I know the feeling. 🙂

    • txmystic
      October 11, 2010, 11:55 am | # | Reply

      When I was a teenager, it seemed like I just walked around in that state 24/7…now I’m far more concerned with the location of the remote…….NOT!

      seriously. nothing’s changed. Except that having kids puts a damper on most of the things you can do in that regard…

      • SoWhyMe
        October 11, 2010, 1:32 pm | #

        What is that phrase? “In Spring a young man’s fancy … remains unchanged.” Young women also I imagine.

      • Fairportfan
        October 11, 2010, 1:35 pm | #

        In the first Matt Helm book, Helm wonders (despite having accomplished the feat himself) how couples with one child ever manage to produce another…

      • TommyDeuce
        October 11, 2010, 3:56 pm | #

        Somenex in the PB&J

        Or kids visiting Grandparents for the weekend.

      • NOTDilbert
        October 12, 2010, 2:36 am | #

        Liquid benedryl in the diet Dr. Pepper – I’ve heard that before but can’t remember where (2:30am).

      • Artemisia
        October 11, 2010, 8:20 pm | #

        Ask the people from “17 kids and Counting” they could give him some tips

  23. Xavienne
    October 11, 2010, 8:25 am | # | Reply

    Oh, I can SO relate! Get ‘im, Monica!

  24. cenaris
    October 11, 2010, 8:50 am | # | Reply

    Absence makes the heart grow hornier it seems

    • SoWhyMe
      October 11, 2010, 1:29 pm | # | Reply

      The heart?

      • Rhiannon
        October 11, 2010, 9:36 pm | #

        I believe you mean the VAGINA, btw. I know, my boyfriend is coming by for the weekend from his university that’s 3 hours away. Only two more weeks to wait! 😀

      • Moose Breath
        October 12, 2010, 2:03 pm | #

        Only three hours? Luckeee!! My girlfriend followed her job to 1250 mile away, ONE-WAY! I only get to see her maybe once or twice per year (I’m disabled, i.e. broke). Three hours I could do each month.

  25. quarktime
    October 11, 2010, 9:53 am | # | Reply

    My goodness! Is there a supernova in this bathtub? I hadn’t noticed…

  26. valis_kr3
    October 11, 2010, 12:16 pm | # | Reply

    Wow how people have heard that from a woman? For real how many?

    • SoWhyMe
      October 11, 2010, 1:09 pm | # | Reply

      I have, or words to that effect, many times. Problem is they were said to my mother by other women, so there is a big “ick” factor associated to it for me.

    • Xavienne
      October 11, 2010, 6:50 pm | # | Reply

      The “Shut up & screw me” part? Pretty much every guy I have dated.

    • shenron
      February 21, 2018, 2:14 am | # | Reply

      not word for word but when I was out to relax after a hard week of work and wondering about finding a lady to woo and wed I was repeatedly approached by women wanting to have a coffee together then head to bed with them sometimes skipping the coffee.

  27. Brian
    October 11, 2010, 12:47 pm | # | Reply

    It’s like one of the other posters to this strip pointed out a long time ago. The only purpose the males in this strip serve is to show the reader that the main characters are heterosexual.

    • Fairportfan
      October 11, 2010, 1:36 pm | # | Reply

      Enthusiastically.

      You forgot “enthusiastically”.

  28. MerchManDan
    October 11, 2010, 3:46 pm | # | Reply

    I really, really hate Kevin right now. Respect, of course, but….HATE.

  29. Satyrblade
    October 11, 2010, 5:48 pm | # | Reply

    Now THERE’S a command only a fool would decline… 🙂

  30. Artemisia
    October 11, 2010, 8:27 pm | # | Reply

    He’s a keeper ain’t he, to come back after 4 months and have brains as his first priority…and fish… methinks Kevin has to adjust back into society too.
    Does he seem concerned for her in these panels. He must have some sense of the stress she’s been under because of her aggressiveness

  31. M
    October 11, 2010, 10:23 pm | # | Reply

    Um.

    Totally get the reaction, if you haven’t seen each other in ages, but have been talking/texting/messaging long distance. Totally standard. Emotional needs consistently met, physical needs neglected. Have been the person giving that reaction actually.

    But… was Kevin totally incommunicado while filming otters? It kind of sounds like it. I guess I am surprised by Monica’s reaction, if that were the case.

    Also: four months, damn. That is hardcore. Look forward to finding out Kevin’s reaction tomorrow.

  32. MAKATTACK
    October 11, 2010, 10:40 pm | # | Reply

    I just realized a LOT has gone on in 4 months. Is the story line in 2010, or is it a different year in their little universe?

  33. kingklash
    October 12, 2010, 1:39 pm | # | Reply

    I would have replied, “Out of what?”

    Then run for cover.

  34. Caede
    October 14, 2010, 8:36 am | # | Reply

    More Kevin!!!

  35. chrisleech
    May 26, 2011, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    he otter be ashamed of himself

  36. GaijinGuy
    May 29, 2012, 3:54 pm | # | Reply

    Well, four months without any good luvvin’ will make anyone take the direct approach regarding their needs. That’s quite a dry spell.

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