The law of conservation of assholes says that if you meet one asshole, they’re the asshole, but if everyone you meet is an asshole, you’re the asshole.
That’s one of her powers… and facing your worst fear can definitely destroy you. It destroyed The Tar, it almost broke Calista, and it would have destroyed Nudge if she hasn’t turned out to be fireproof.
Monica can also poit anything or anyone, to any place she had been… e.g. into an active volcano, or up to a skydiving location 13,000 feet in the air. Either of those two alternatives would end up destroying most irritations.
And, finally, she still retains her Glyph-speaker’s power of command over the three golems… and although Jin no longer has all of her powers, either Bud or Brandi could destroy any mortal in a blink of an eye.
So, Monica is thoroughly dangerous. But, her powers haven’t given her inner peace. More like emotional innergestion.
Usually when you take up judo or karate or any self-defense art, the knowledge that you can wipe out everybody in the bar gives you the inner peace to not do so. I suppose in Miss Villereal’s case just having this power thrust on her wouldn’t be enough.
It seems like a legit argument.
It’s the excuse *I* use…
“Keep firing, Assholes!”
Damn it! You beat me to it!!
“I said to shoot ACROSS her nose, not UP it!”
“Asshole sir, Major Asshole!
Well, she asked. lmao
“Keep calm and carry on…”
It’s not going to change, Monica. Pretty much everybody you pass on the street is going to have one.
*crosses fingers* It would be amazing if Georgette said that in the next strip lol
Peach it, sister.
So long as she’s willing to accept that she, too, can be an asshole this revelation won’t be for naught.
Truer words were never spoken.
“Assholes to right of them, Assholes to left of them, Assholes behind them Volley’d and thunder’d” – With greatest respects to Alfred Lord Tennyson
The law of conservation of assholes says that if you meet one asshole, they’re the asshole, but if everyone you meet is an asshole, you’re the asshole.
If one person calls you a jackass, that’s just an opinion. If six people call you a jackass, it may be time to buy a saddle.
well this Is just hitting a bit to close to home this morning… the UTTER BULLSHIT phone system is getting very close to getting its teeth kickedin.
“Theres a place in the world for the angry young man….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErPywgiMb4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sen8Tn8CBA4
“I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes…””
You would think being able to destroy everything that irritates her would give her some kind of inner peace.
You need to check the archives.. you are wrong.
she simply presents her victims with their worst fear…
That’s one of her powers… and facing your worst fear can definitely destroy you. It destroyed The Tar, it almost broke Calista, and it would have destroyed Nudge if she hasn’t turned out to be fireproof.
Monica can also poit anything or anyone, to any place she had been… e.g. into an active volcano, or up to a skydiving location 13,000 feet in the air. Either of those two alternatives would end up destroying most irritations.
And, finally, she still retains her Glyph-speaker’s power of command over the three golems… and although Jin no longer has all of her powers, either Bud or Brandi could destroy any mortal in a blink of an eye.
So, Monica is thoroughly dangerous. But, her powers haven’t given her inner peace. More like emotional innergestion.
Usually when you take up judo or karate or any self-defense art, the knowledge that you can wipe out everybody in the bar gives you the inner peace to not do so. I suppose in Miss Villereal’s case just having this power thrust on her wouldn’t be enough.
Dave – Not to mention that since all of that she has also become unkillable as well as Jaguar Girl…
I have a shirt that says “I’m not GRUMPY, I’m just surrounded by people who are TOO HAPPY!”
So I get what Monica’s saying.
You need to copy that shirt and send it to Monica ASAP!!!
Alas Cass, such is the world; when the world is full of assholes…Know your ENEMA! *rimshot*
heh!
“assholes”
“enema”
“rimshot”
I see what you did there…
😀
But that weather thing, that takes a special kind of asshole…
“Assholes do vex me!!!” — Robin Williams