your going to a bar
it is doubtful heather would allow you to drink and drive and you mostly do drink in these strips when in a bar ergo the car staying in the garage and heather dropping you off at home.
A couple of LEOs are sitting in their cruiser across from bar at closing time. A patron comes stumbling out to their car, walking in nothing resembling a straight line; drops their keys a couple times; stares hard at the keys, making sure they have the right one; the whole nine yards and then some. Eventually, the patron gets in the car and gets it started. They look around like they’re trying to make sure noone is watching and drive off.
The LEOs follow after and pull the patron over. They check license and registration, do a field sobriety test. The patron passes with flying colours.
On of the LEOs says, ‘You’re stone sober. Why were you having so many problems in the parking lot?’
your going to a bar
it is doubtful heather would allow you to drink and drive and you mostly do drink in these strips when in a bar ergo the car staying in the garage and heather dropping you off at home.
It’s also rarely a good idea to park at the bar regardless. Cops often wait around bars and then pull over any car they see leaving.
So….
A couple of LEOs are sitting in their cruiser across from bar at closing time. A patron comes stumbling out to their car, walking in nothing resembling a straight line; drops their keys a couple times; stares hard at the keys, making sure they have the right one; the whole nine yards and then some. Eventually, the patron gets in the car and gets it started. They look around like they’re trying to make sure noone is watching and drive off.
The LEOs follow after and pull the patron over. They check license and registration, do a field sobriety test. The patron passes with flying colours.
On of the LEOs says, ‘You’re stone sober. Why were you having so many problems in the parking lot?’
The patron replies, ‘I’m the decoy.’