*phone rings*
Employee: “Papa’s Pizza, what can I get for you? … Hello? Uh, hellOooo? Why do I keep getting phone calls where all I can hear is a dog barking?”
Other Employee: “Errrr… I think it’s for me.”
Employee: “Huh?”
*She takes the phone. There is no voice coming from the other end, only muffled barking*
Other Employee: “Dietzel, is that you? Same toppings as last time? Um, bark once for yes and twice for no. … Well, which one do you want me to leave out? The pepperoni? … The mushrooms? … Then is it the onions? … OK. I’ll be right over.”
*Notices everyone else giving her strange looks*
Of course, these days, he just has to get on the computer to order. We know he can read (city water shutoff adventure, Men’s room, &c.); he can grasp, so he can type with a pencil.
Reading Wapsi Square for the first time and I have to say Dietzel is definately my favourite thus far.
She’s got the same size rack as Monica; no wonder Dietzel likes her!
*phone rings*
Employee: “Papa’s Pizza, what can I get for you? … Hello? Uh, hellOooo? Why do I keep getting phone calls where all I can hear is a dog barking?”
Other Employee: “Errrr… I think it’s for me.”
Employee: “Huh?”
*She takes the phone. There is no voice coming from the other end, only muffled barking*
Other Employee: “Dietzel, is that you? Same toppings as last time? Um, bark once for yes and twice for no. … Well, which one do you want me to leave out? The pepperoni? … The mushrooms? … Then is it the onions? … OK. I’ll be right over.”
*Notices everyone else giving her strange looks*
Of course, these days, he just has to get on the computer to order. We know he can read (city water shutoff adventure, Men’s room, &c.); he can grasp, so he can type with a pencil.
’cause on the internet, nobody knows you are a dog. . . .
Still think he’s from the same litter as Grommitt…