From “TV Tropes”:
Bill Watterson said in the Tenth Anniversary Calvin and Hobbes collection that he intended to visit the Noodle Incident someday, but the reason he never did was he decided that nothing he could come up with would ever be as funny as anything the readers would be able to come up with in their own minds.
Calvin: I can’t tell stories!
Hobbes: What about your explanation of the noodle incident?
Calvin: That wasn’t a story! That was the unvarnished truth!
Hobbes: Oh, don’t be so modest. You deserved a Pulitzer.
Do I really want to know what they did with a rubber chicken and a toilet seat?? The Boy Toy thing was the most funny thing.
It could be worse, it could be the flying helmet and the wet celery.
Or the egg whisks.
A wiser man then me once said,
« kinky is when you use a feather, but perverted is when you use the hole chicken!»
It sounds to me like a “Noodle Incident” sort of thing. By far better left to the imagination.
https://preview.redd.it/trouble-making-little-boys-v0-9g9o0of1zwvd1.png?width=422&format=png&auto=webp&s=1903e73c4c46eaa9eb2e63ec3dccdf48bee3c0aa
From “TV Tropes”:
Bill Watterson said in the Tenth Anniversary Calvin and Hobbes collection that he intended to visit the Noodle Incident someday, but the reason he never did was he decided that nothing he could come up with would ever be as funny as anything the readers would be able to come up with in their own minds.
Calvin: I can’t tell stories!
Hobbes: What about your explanation of the noodle incident?
Calvin: That wasn’t a story! That was the unvarnished truth!
Hobbes: Oh, don’t be so modest. You deserved a Pulitzer.
hmmm kinky
She wears her sunglasses at night….
You had to, didn’t you… shame on you 😛
She must like Cory Hart, or if they’re cheap sunglasses, ZZ Top.
Interesting neck warmer…
Um, she was super hot, right up until the cigarette. And then she went to gross with the toilet seat. Toilet seat? WTH?
We are all taking a lot for granted. Perhaps they are watching TV and saw something creative done with said items.
No, I couldn’t type that with a straight face.
Important questions need to be asked. For example, did the rubber chicken have a pulley in the middle?