Yeah he does this all the time, someone started with the pun jar, I brought out the pun bat *breaks the kneecaps of particularly awful pun givers* and now for sake of rhyme I’m going to use the pun gun and shoot him.
Puns AGAIN? That aside, you know your life is weird when you and your friend are interdimentional gateways, your barista is a demon, you have control over three creatures that could easily destroy earth and you frequent mystical out-of-reality library with librarian sphinx…..
her name is PHIX, you know! ;p Anyway, That sounds like some screwed up Zelda game boss… “I am the DEMON BARISTA TINA! You shall not upset my plans to conquer this realm one coffee shop at a time!” Sorry… I just thought it funny and cute.
Sounds like an even better game premise! You play the perky demon barista, fighting against the evil mermaid coffe overlord’s plot to TAke ovER the WORLD!
So let her ‘demon-strate’ her talent at making coffee…
…wow.
Yeah he does this all the time, someone started with the pun jar, I brought out the pun bat *breaks the kneecaps of particularly awful pun givers* and now for sake of rhyme I’m going to use the pun gun and shoot him.
Does the Pun Jar say “TIPS FOR QUIPS” on it? It should.
Reaching new low grounds for puns . . .
Puns AGAIN? That aside, you know your life is weird when you and your friend are interdimentional gateways, your barista is a demon, you have control over three creatures that could easily destroy earth and you frequent mystical out-of-reality library with librarian sphinx…..
You forgot having a small deity running about the house providing you with all of the alcohol you need.
You know I’m beginning to suspect that our dear author might have some Wheaten blood in him…
her name is PHIX, you know! ;p Anyway, That sounds like some screwed up Zelda game boss… “I am the DEMON BARISTA TINA! You shall not upset my plans to conquer this realm one coffee shop at a time!” Sorry… I just thought it funny and cute.
Too late. An evil mermaid already pursued that rollup strategy.
Sounds like an even better game premise! You play the perky demon barista, fighting against the evil mermaid coffe overlord’s plot to TAke ovER the WORLD!
Doesn’t she mean “common DEMONinator”? Eh? Eh? Guys?
*Crickets chirping*
I have a friend who actually can make that sound. It’s uncanny, but great for awkward silences.
A friend of mine did it a few times around me, now I do it in meetings. It’s really fun when I can do it without making it obvious.
Soooo…her coffee is Demonically Delicious?!