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by Paul Taylor on May 13, 2011 at 12:00 am
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  1. Kittamaru
    May 13, 2011, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Er… well then.

    • illiad
      May 13, 2011, 4:02 am | # | Reply

      yup… biggest cliffhanger ever…

      but I am not sure if it is possible to make gamma strong enough to kill in minutes?? In RL, inhaling about 20 milligrams of plutonium would probably kill you within a few months.. you would have to ingest about 500 milligrams of plutonium to die immediately, where 100 milligrams of cyanide would do the same, and is a bit easier to purcase 🙂

      – that must me some magical tree, to be able to *grow* with that at its centre…

      Dream world warning?? toon physics??

      • Zachariaha
        May 13, 2011, 4:42 am | #

        What killed her was the amplified Gamma radiation, not the plutonium. A heavy dose of that is much more deadly than ingested plutonium. Why do you think they are so careful using X-Ray machines???

      • Jonathan
        May 13, 2011, 4:49 am | #

        No, it is not. Ingested alpha-decaying radioactive isotopes are among the most damaging forms of radiation to humans. Gamma rays are penetrative like X-rays, only more-so. Most of the radiation will simply pass right through the average person. Low temperature neutrons from the reaction would be more dangerous to a human.

      • illiad
        May 13, 2011, 6:53 am | #

        the point is discussed elsewhere here…

        – how could the tree survive?
        – some thing that small, with large a radiation would at least provide a “my, thats hot..”

        buuuut, speculate on, we will se on monday… 🙂

      • Julie
        May 13, 2011, 7:56 am | #

        Well, we already know that these sacred trees are special…now we have a better idea of how special.

      • Sam
        June 25, 2011, 7:15 am | #

        Regardless, there’s something called artistic license…

      • Jonathan
        May 13, 2011, 4:46 am | #

        Actually, plutonium is some 10,000 times more toxic than lead. It might take 500mg to kill you with radiation, but it would take a significantly smaller amount to simply chemically poison you. Also, there was mention of gamma radiation. Plutonium mostly (~99.9999999999%) decays by alpha decay. If it’s giving off gamma radiation, it’s actually critical. That means it was both insanely pure and the casing was an exceptionally efficient neutron reflector. That plutonium would have to be the purest sample of Pu-239 on Earth and the casing would need to be lined with something with the density of dwarfs star material. It would be so dense, it would be too heavy for anyone to lift. Even 1cc of the stuff would be about 100,000,000 metric tons. The crust of the Earth wouldn’t be able to support it. It would literally sink into the center of the Earth. I’m guessing Paul just doesn’t know much about nuclear physics.

      • Wolf
        May 13, 2011, 5:15 pm | #

        Wherever this is, it is definitely (1) not in THIS universe, is (2) supernatural, and thus the laws of physics as we know them simply do not apply here.

        Plus, over the years, Paul has exhibited very good knowledge of physics, history, archeology, and uses that knowledge very effectively to throw us for major loops –

        Just like he’s doing now 🙂

        Paul definitely knows what he is doing, and has danged good reasons for the story twists that twist us!

      • Robert
        May 13, 2011, 6:22 pm | #

        First, the plutonium. Plutonium has been found on five different locations on site. If you remember an earlier video I put together, plutonium is a difficult isotope to detect because it doesn’t give off a gamma ray, it gives off an alpha particle, and that’s not picked up by the traditional Geiger counters.

      • shaten
        May 13, 2011, 6:28 am | #

        yes you can make gamma radiation strong enough to kill. really fast.
        A common example is if you take a spent fuel bundle from a nuclear plant (a fresh one not one from storage) and placed it at the end of a foot ball field. Then you run towards it you would never make it.

      • Al-Hala
        May 13, 2011, 9:01 am | #

        It is possible for gamma to kill in moments, but Plutonium gives off Alpha and Beta particles. You can hold a sphere of it in your hand without harm, since alpha particles don’t penetrate skin easily (provided it doesn’t ignite [pyrophoric]).

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ionizing_radiation

        Get it in your lungs, and you’ll have bigger problems, as when ingested it’s deadly.

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plutonium

        Data on absorbed dose and symptoms:
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acute_radiation_syndrome
        Lethal dose: 24 hours to 4 days, depending on source.

        Radiation incidents (not for the faint of heart)
        http://bjr.birjournals.org/cgi/content/full/Supplement_27/1/41

      • Wolf
        May 13, 2011, 5:21 pm | #

        Like I said above, this is definitely not in our universe, so all laws of physics as we know them just aren’t applicable 😉

        Paul’s already thrown us a major shock with her dying (Nooooo!), and no doubt there are far more shocks in store, much to my nail-biting delight.

        Just sit back folks, trust that Paul knows exactly what the applicable science is in our world and where-ever-the-hell (literally???) that is, and enjoy!

        Why analyze the dickens out of a wonderful story? This ain’t Literature 101 combined with Physics 102, ya know.

        Just sayin’ 😉

      • Jay-Em
        May 14, 2011, 7:30 am | #

        That^^. I agree with Wolf. To be perfectly blunt, If I’d want to learn about applied nuclear physics, I’d studied that instead of Western Philosophy.
        Just enjoy the story. It’s NOT Physics 101. It’s “Magic-101” ;P

      • Al-Hala
        May 15, 2011, 2:52 pm | #

        No argument! Enjoy the comic for what it’s worth.

        However, its obvious some of the readers like extrapolating “what if” scenarios; let them enjoy that as much as those who could care less. None of the entries I originally read were telling Paul he got it wrong…

        Just like “but TV never lies”,

    • rnd2
      May 13, 2011, 7:39 am | # | Reply

      Paul killed her! NFW GTFO!

      • SomeUnregPunk
        May 13, 2011, 8:23 am | #

        her last words gives the impression that this isn’t the current shelly.

        and if it is and she really is dead…. WooHoo! you got too many characters as is.

      • Paula
        May 13, 2011, 9:15 am | #

        too many??

        monica
        shelly
        tina
        jin
        bud
        brandi

        the others dont get half as much airtime. in fact amanda hasnt been seen for yonks until recently.
        brandi only seems to be in rare ones – usually with bud and jin now only seems to appear with alan.

      • Jes
        May 13, 2011, 10:29 pm | #

        …and here I thought I was the only one that didn’t like Shelly. I can’t stand her, and never have. However, that is perfectly okay 🙂 And I doubt she’s really gone (grrrr)

      • jae
        May 14, 2011, 10:01 am | #

        Yeah, right… my grandma had 5 sisters. All of them had/have kids. And they had kids. Should have killed off some relatives, right? Too many relatives, right?

        See? That’s how stupid (phrased mildly) this reasoning is.

      • Ziaheart
        May 17, 2011, 6:56 pm | #

        Real life =/= fiction. One of the many short story writing taboo: do not have too many main characters. It makes for difficult character development. Of course, this is not a short story and Paul’s done wonderful job of developing the character, but still. Devil’s advocate. 😀

      • Sarah
        May 14, 2011, 2:07 am | #

        I know! Here people are debating the science behind plutonium, but really…Shelly’s dead! I really hope not. Can’t wait until Monday to find out what happens next. I can see how she can be an annoying meat head, but overall I like her character and certainly didn’t want her to die. She provides a good contrast to Monica and the other more brainy/nerdy characters.

    • Mugu
      May 13, 2011, 7:51 am | # | Reply

      Just….wow. I’ve never felt compelled to post before, but holy hanna, what a cliffhanger! Shelly can’t die, I love her character too much!

    • ChrisHerself
      May 13, 2011, 10:06 am | # | Reply

      Ugh. Salvia flashbacks. I remember “dying” in my trip, and then waking up (actually just coming back to reality) from the dead. I thought my trip was an afterlife.

      Amazing, and utterly terrifying on a visceral level. Don’t do salvia kids.

      • Xiutecuhtli
        May 13, 2011, 8:36 pm | #

        I use salvia pretty regularly without adverse effects . . . S. officinalis, that is.

      • ChrisHerself
        May 15, 2011, 2:58 pm | #

        S. Divinorum produces slightly different results XD

    • Vince
      May 13, 2011, 11:31 am | # | Reply

      Note to self: When a sphinx makes a task seem really easy, watch out.

      • Yamara
        May 13, 2011, 5:44 pm | #

        Add to that note: When a sphinx declares herself to be your executioner, believe her.

    • Robert
      May 13, 2011, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

      weapons grade plutonium, can be handled bare handed, without harm, any James Bond movie aficionado could tell you that… because there is no gamma rays. most it’s energy is alpha particles, which are absorbed by the dead skin cells on the surface of the skin.

      • PlutoniumBoss
        May 15, 2011, 9:14 am | #

        It’s in a magic tube that does things to it. All bets are off.

        (Being a retired 8-bit End Boss that’s made of radiation, I’m pretty sure I’m the ultimate expert in this specific instance at least. I know my fictional radiation.)

      • plutonium man
        May 19, 2011, 9:39 am | #

        if the tube did something to it, then it is not longer plutonium. plutonium is very rare naturally, and any large amounts is manufactured by man, whether directly or indirectly.

  2. ShadOBabe
    May 13, 2011, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    Jeez Paul!! DX
    Well like I said yesterday, the cliff hanger would be jaw dropping. But I expected something goofier.

    • ShadOBabe
      May 13, 2011, 12:31 am | # | Reply

      Of course I highly doubt anything truly bad happened. From what I understand this could all just be a vision she sees from holding the relic. More than likely, she’ll wake up startled on Monday in front of Bud, Tina, and Monica again.

      And if this relic shows you things you fear, this vision could be showing us Shelly’s inner fear of being expendable.

      • kermit
        May 13, 2011, 1:28 pm | #

        Or her fear of not accomplishing her mission. We all die, but few of us have the chance to be a mythic hero.

      • harukohoshiko
        May 13, 2011, 3:52 pm | #

        she mentioned the calandar machine, I think this is an old loop.

    • DJ
      May 13, 2011, 1:00 am | # | Reply

      Yeah. I’ve been surprised by Paul before but this is the first time I have ever been stunned!

      • Toraush Naull
        May 13, 2011, 1:37 am | #

        STUNNED I’m down right WTFing myself

      • Fairportfan
        May 13, 2011, 2:42 am | #

        Stunned… and shocked.

        Yeah, shocked. And stunned.

      • Jay-Em
        May 13, 2011, 7:14 am | #

        Nah. I’m just “mildly taken aback”……..

        NOT!! Mu mind went WTF?..WTF?..WTF? from the moment I noticed the “dirty spost ” on Shelly.

        This must be ,indeed, the clifhanger of all cliffhangers.

        It also explains the wall of skulls. They’re all Shelly. It’s the sphinx’ way of honouring/remembering Shelly, or something.
        (As most people, not as dense as me, already surmised)

      • Ancestral Hamster
        May 13, 2011, 10:39 am | #

        Stunned. Not WTF, but definitely stunned. Mr. Taylor can’t be really killing off such an important main character, right? This is just a vision or dream quest, isn’t it?

        OTOH, if he really is killing off Shelly permanently, I applaud the artistic integrity. Tragedy can be a powerful plot device, and this will certainly have major ramifications for M and the rest.

      • meis
        May 13, 2011, 10:54 am | #

        I would not want to be that particular Sphinx if Shelly really is dead. The thought of Monica and the Gollum girls gunning for me sends a cold chill down my spine.

        If you can “poit” pee and poop out of a person, what could you do to a sphinx with that power ???
        If you can survive being inside a U-boat when all 12 torpedoes went off and just get a new iron bathing suit out of the deal, what could a sphinx do to you???

  3. Cheesy1
    May 13, 2011, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    o_O

    • Paula
      May 13, 2011, 1:38 am | # | Reply

      2nd’d

      • Jade
        May 13, 2011, 4:28 am | #

        Thirded…

      • Sarah
        May 14, 2011, 2:09 am | #

        Fourthed?

      • StJason
        May 14, 2011, 11:43 am | #

        One o_O, two o_O, Three o_O, four…
        Five o_O, six o_O, seven o_O, more…

  4. Kellisanth
    May 13, 2011, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    Well, that puts a dampner on things for this weekend. *hoists a pint in her Honour* Slainte.

    • Joe Minotaur
      May 13, 2011, 8:23 am | # | Reply

      If that’s a pint of Guinness, add a double shot of Irish whiskey and I’ll join you.

      “This may only be a vision.” Repeat three times and click the heels of your ruby slippers together until Monday.

      • Fairportfan
        May 15, 2011, 2:24 pm | #

        Guinness. Bleh.

        Art called it “toxic sludge” when Pip tried to get him to drink it a few St Patrick’s days ago.

        Stout is fine in and of itself, but Guiness is nasty.

        Now, Samuel Smith’s Oatmeal Stout, OTOH…

  5. Bob!
    May 13, 2011, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    FRIDAAAYYYY!!! (in the tone of Kirk yelling KAAAAAHN!!!)

  6. dstryfe
    May 13, 2011, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    I was expecting a rather different reaction than the one she had.

    Seems…like a bad dream, or perhaps a gruesome metaphor.

    …or…yeah, still liking the metaphor.

    • Kramegame
      May 13, 2011, 10:14 am | # | Reply

      well she thought she was just going to go home, so it probably didn’t hit her that the vile might not be protected…

  7. SoWhyMe
    May 13, 2011, 12:29 am | # | Reply

    Wellllll Alrighty then. Of all the cliff hangers this is the cliff hangerist. Paul never fails to throw us a curve.

  8. Casey
    May 13, 2011, 12:29 am | # | Reply

    I … I can’t think of anything funny to say. *sobs in corner*

  9. Jim
    May 13, 2011, 12:44 am | # | Reply

    !!!

  10. Leak
    May 13, 2011, 12:46 am | # | Reply

    That “you’re” in “you’re job is done” might need some altering…

  11. deitydrjeff
    May 13, 2011, 12:46 am | # | Reply

    *pokes body with a stick* Ah-yep, Shelly is past-tense. 🙁

    Kids, don’t eat plutonium or you’ll get atomic ache. 😀

    • RVK
      May 13, 2011, 12:56 am | # | Reply

      So bad. Soooo bad. XD Yet so good. Ahahahaha.

    • Kami
      May 13, 2011, 1:24 am | # | Reply

      Shelly’s passed on! This Shelly is no more! She has ceased to be! She’s expired and gone to meet her maker! She’s a stiff! Bereft of life, she rests in peace! She’s pushing up the daisies! Her metabolic processes are now history! She’s off the twig! She’s kicked the bucket, she’s shuffled off her mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-SHELLY!!

      • jae
        May 13, 2011, 1:46 am | #

        Thank you *so* much… you know, even when the comic is as gruesome as this one (I think the most brutal of all so far (and I hope Paul won’t be able to top that!)… worse than “crippling Jin”), the comments still can supply the humor.

      • Grognik
        May 13, 2011, 11:19 am | #

        Oh nice..love the dead parrot sakit..well played 🙂

    • Atomic
      May 13, 2011, 1:56 am | # | Reply

      Ahem — I resemble that comment!

      Hmmm.. A dream sequence / vision quest / karmic sacrifice sort of thing?

      Otherwise, how did Shelly survive placing the item in the previous time line? Or did she not? Remember the “Somehow you combined all your demons into one –me?” episode? Perhaps Shelly’s conscious is her own ghost!!!

      Cue spooky music….

      • illiad
        May 13, 2011, 4:06 am | #

        very true! 🙂 or did they do lead-lined suits back then??

      • Jay-Em
        May 13, 2011, 7:19 am | #

        Conspiracty-theorists claim that the priests that guarded the Ark of the Covenant, indeed, used lead-lined ceremonial clothing to shield themselves from whatever was in the buggered thing..
        Soo..it’s not unlikely the Lanthians (with their obsessive meddling with all things dangerous) would have hazmat-suits and lead-lined suits too…

      • StJason
        May 14, 2011, 11:47 am | #

        Problem is that plutonium refinement is a relatively modern technology.
        …unless, of course, the handle thingie is somehow ancient magic tech that needs modern fuel sources (hey, how is it generating energy anyway? Nuclear reactors generate power by steam turbine…)

      • Fairportfan
        May 15, 2011, 5:23 am | #

        Except for the ones that generate it directly from heat.

      • Fairportfan
        May 15, 2011, 5:24 am | #

        Except for reactors that generate it directly from heat.

  12. SoWhyMe
    May 13, 2011, 12:48 am | # | Reply

    So, does this mean Shelly just relived something which happened to her in a past cycle? Does this mean the plutonium is safely in the handle waiting for the newest Shelly to fetch it? But, if it’s a vision of a past cycle, why is she wearing the clothes she was wearing at Monica’s house? Why would she be there in a quest tio fix Jin since Jin would still be OK because the CM is still in operation?

    Also, her last words were “The Calendar” which would lead me to believe it was during a previous cycle in which she was slated to help in the “fixing” of the CM in 2012. Sort of saying “I can’t die now, I have to help fix the CM yet”. Or perhaps she realized she’d come back again so it wasn’t really over for her. Assuming they failed to fix the CM again. Anyway, it lends some credence to that pile of bones all being Shelly(s).

    • Tessa
      May 13, 2011, 1:00 am | # | Reply

      Hmmmm, the clothes could be a coincidence since it’s completely different time lines. Maybe in the previous timeline, instead of being about Jin, the hijinx with stinky and the relic were part of that cycle’s plan to fix the calendar machine. So same result, different motive. Of course earlier she said “she’s trying to help someone” so that seems more that it’s about Jin, than the whole universe.

      • shenron
        March 29, 2018, 10:34 pm | #

        but fixing (or is that phixing?) the CM was about helping jin and this was a possible angle to use in the process or just to stabilize her (see little lost girl in the mirror page) for the repair attempt.

    • SoWhyMe
      May 13, 2011, 1:08 am | # | Reply

      Another thing. If she was the one who took it out of the handle and put it in the tree in the first place, would it not have killed her then too?

      • Tessa
        May 13, 2011, 1:10 am | #

        Huh! Maybe Shelly put that in the tree the prevous cycle (and died), which is why the Sphinx had seen her before.

      • My2Cents
        May 13, 2011, 1:45 am | #

        I think you have it. This is another time loop, like with the calendar, that they will be stuck doing the same thing over and over like ‘Ground hog Day’ until all the steps to break it are completed.

        Or maybe there is another calendar, in which the previous calendar was a sub-loop which had to be completed first before the new calendar resets . . .

        This could be very, very, messy.

      • SoWhyMe
        May 13, 2011, 2:07 am | #

        The sphinx indicated that Shelly was “back in less than a cycle.” I don’t know what she did previously, but she must not have died doing it and she would have had to somehow come back within her current lifetime since she would not have regenerated due to the CM resetting. Unless, of course, the cycles to which the sphinx is referring are not the CM cycles.

      • PlutoniumBoss
        May 15, 2011, 9:46 am | #

        Allow me to point out that all the previous rigmarole was so that they could stop the CM before it reached the end of its programmed cycle length. So right now they’re what, three years ahead of when the CM would have reset everything?

      • Paula
        May 13, 2011, 1:45 am | #

        she ‘did’ hide it in a graveyard.
        in her own grave perhaps?

    • Paula
      May 13, 2011, 1:44 am | # | Reply

      im gonna cling to that idea for dear life this weekend if you dont mind 🙂

      • Jay-Em
        May 13, 2011, 7:25 am | #

        Nope. She’s a goner. No more hi-jincks ,no more officer tight-bun jokes, and no more uncontrolled anger-explosions.

        *takes out kilo-bag of salt and starts rubbing* >:)

        Meh… She’s just having an “explainatory vision”, and will wake -up on her butt, probably shaking uncontrollable.

      • Paula
        May 13, 2011, 9:19 am | #

        O.o

        *cries*

      • Jay-Em
        May 13, 2011, 10:31 am | #

        *clumsily pats arm* Don’ worry kiddo ,Paul has got the biggest thumbs and the biggest hat ever..he’ll pull the-rabbit-of-rabbits out of that hat on monday or tuesday…..

      • Fatuncle
        May 13, 2011, 7:13 pm | #

        Knowing Paul, he’ll likely pull a hat out of a rabbit.

      • Jay-Em
        May 14, 2011, 7:34 am | #

        ^^That too 😀

      • shenron
        March 29, 2018, 10:37 pm | #

        @jay-em after jin (see early animal form) that will be sooooome bunny!!

  13. shamaniaq
    May 13, 2011, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    Shelly and Tina may be soul-sisters, or something similar. So Shelly-as-Shelly may appear in a remarkable new form. Maybe as a spirit with a sword that would kill anyone else…and “haunted” by a body.

    FWIW, Paul seems to have read some of the same references I have on plutonium toxicity.

    • SoWhyMe
      May 13, 2011, 1:00 am | # | Reply

      That leads to an interesting thought. Could it be Shelly’s spirit that’s haunting Jin? A past Shelly spirit that is? Maybe a passel of past Shellys? They’d all be pretty teed off that the sphinx failed to mention that little detail BEFORE she extracted the vial from the tree.

      • Fairportfan
        May 13, 2011, 2:41 am | #

        Shelly told her not to.

  14. tmk
    May 13, 2011, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    sry, pedant nitpick:

    in the first panel, s/you’re/your

    *goes back into box in corner, closes lid*

    • Jay-Em
      May 13, 2011, 7:27 am | # | Reply

      *takes-out match ,lights corner of box, and sits back* 🙂

      • Julie
        May 13, 2011, 8:24 am | #

        That would be one smelly bonfire…

      • Jay-Em
        May 14, 2011, 7:35 am | #

        Not if You don’t let the marshmallows go black.

  15. Ray Radlein
    May 13, 2011, 12:52 am | # | Reply

    Man, I hate it when that happens to me.

  16. YakkoRex
    May 13, 2011, 12:54 am | # | Reply

    Paul, that was not a nice thing to do. I’m leaving for three weeks of backpacking tomorrow, and THIS is what I will dwell on?

    • SoWhyMe
      May 13, 2011, 1:23 am | # | Reply

      Ah, but think of what a great time you will have going through 3 weeks of updates at one time!

      • Julie
        May 13, 2011, 8:24 am | #

        Oooo…that’s a good point! I’m a bit jealous now!

  17. RVK
    May 13, 2011, 12:54 am | # | Reply

    I have this sinking feeling… that this isn’t a dream or hallucination. :<

    • Fairportfan
      May 13, 2011, 11:30 am | # | Reply

      …or an Imaginary Story.

      • NOTDilbert
        May 14, 2011, 1:16 am | #

        Actually, I think it was a re-run…..see comments above.

  18. Kyle Stelios
    May 13, 2011, 12:57 am | # | Reply

    Um…..Im kinda shocked…..the only words running through my head are these: WHAT….THE….F**K?! :O

  19. DJ
    May 13, 2011, 12:58 am | # | Reply

    Is it me or does the side profile of the Sphinx look a real lot like the side profile of Shelly in the panel to its left.

    • Kramegame
      May 13, 2011, 1:19 am | # | Reply

      It was discussed before but yes, they do look a like.

      • StJason
        May 13, 2011, 1:56 am | #

        Which is interesting as she looked like Monica when Shelly first came in.

        ..and Monica saw Jin…

  20. Jamie
    May 13, 2011, 12:58 am | # | Reply

    Is it wrong that as much as she is probably my favorite character, I actually hope that this is real, because I am so burned out on 35 years of Dramatic Non-Deaths?

    • Paul Taylor
      May 13, 2011, 1:03 am | # | Reply

      Let me just state for the record, you just witnessed Shelly’s death.

      • Jamie
        May 13, 2011, 1:05 am | #

        Well, ok, then! Kudos. I think. 🙂

      • Fairportfan
        May 13, 2011, 1:06 am | #

        That sounds weasel-worded to me.

        Are you watching the new season of Dr Who?

      • illiad
        May 13, 2011, 4:11 am | #

        wha??? um, uh, riiiight…..

      • Paula
        May 13, 2011, 9:20 am | #

        true true true

        (river slapping the doctor was good 😀 )

      • Kramegame
        May 13, 2011, 1:09 am | #

        and rebirth right? please tell me there is a rebirth somewhere in that plot of yours….

      • Jay-Em
        May 13, 2011, 11:16 am | #

        Nope! No rebirth. Just “back to the current post-CM time-cycle.
        .
        .
        .
        .
        .
        or not… *evil laugh heard in the distance ,say the direction of St Paul, Mn*

      • DJ
        May 13, 2011, 1:10 am | #

        Somehow it doesn’t seem to be your thing to throw spoilers like that Paul so if you don’t mind I’ll keep wondering what is really going on for now 😉

      • Fairportfan
        May 13, 2011, 1:51 am | #

        “The Impossible Astronaut”.

      • SoWhyMe
        May 13, 2011, 1:18 am | #

        Interesting. But Shelly’s death when? Future? Past? Previous cycle? Not that I expect an answer as it would, understandably, give away too much plot at this point. At any rate, it’s still powerful and totally unexpected.

      • Zachariaha
        May 13, 2011, 1:32 am | #

        Her death in the current cycle, or a previous cycle? Let’s be a bit more specific here.

      • Paula
        May 13, 2011, 1:36 am | #

        *sniff*

      • RVK
        May 13, 2011, 2:04 am | #

        Is she DEAD dead or dead like Jean Grey?

      • Fairportfan
        May 13, 2011, 2:39 am | #

        Well, there’s completely dead, almost dead, partly dead, mostly dead…

        Quick! Send for Miracle Max!

      • Fatuncle
        May 13, 2011, 5:03 am | #

        I’m not sure she has any change in her pockets. No pockets, for one thing.

      • Danzier
        May 14, 2011, 6:49 pm | #

        But I bet 3/4 of the guys reading this would love to search her for loose change anyway…

      • SoWhyMe
        May 14, 2011, 8:06 pm | #

        Not in her present leaky condition.

      • Wyvern
        May 13, 2011, 4:33 pm | #

        Jean Grey doesn’t need a tombstone she needs a revolving door. BTW, I’m out of the loop but last year she was coming back again. Is she dead or alive at the moment?

      • NOTDilbert
        May 13, 2011, 2:30 am | #

        We have also witnessed Tina’s death, Monica’s death, and the deaths of all three Golem Girls. We have also read about Shelly’s ‘almost death’ (if not actual death) during her vision quest….

      • illiad
        May 13, 2011, 6:58 am | #

        that makes me think… does this phix know how to make golems??? 😛

      • Paula
        May 13, 2011, 9:23 am | #

        tehnically we havent witnessed them
        in all accounts they have been rehashing something in the past

        this is something that could be happing right now real time. no memory. could be no happyish ending.

      • SoWhyMe
        May 13, 2011, 12:57 pm | #

        It’s interesting how Paul got in most of the stages of death here. Denial, bargaining, anger, acceptance.

      • bmonk
        May 13, 2011, 3:08 pm | #

        Well, you must admit she had to hurry–not a lot of time to cover all the stages as fast as it was killing her. Still, I’m amazed at how well she did.

      • Fatuncle
        May 13, 2011, 7:16 pm | #

        “… Denial, bargaining, anger, acceptance. …”

        And that, mind you, is just the comments!

      • Paula
        May 14, 2011, 5:20 am | #

        @fatuncle

        heh i think im still in denial 😛

      • Danzier
        May 14, 2011, 6:51 pm | #

        @Paula: Watch out for the crocodiles. 😉

      • NOTDilbert
        May 14, 2011, 1:20 am | #

        Also, you have to think ‘which death?’ Since the Calendar Machine started malfunctioning, EVERYONE has died fifty-seven times, more or less….

      • TlalocW
        May 13, 2011, 3:34 am | #

        They say that the only people in comics to stay dead are Bucky (Captain America’s WWII partner) and Spiderman’s Uncle Ben, and I think they also came back.

      • DJ
        May 13, 2011, 4:47 am | #

        Heh. Uncle Ben 🙂

      • Kramegame
        May 13, 2011, 10:21 am | #

        they usually come back as ghosts that the villian has conjured or if the hero is under a lot of stress and needs their guidance for an epiphany or comfort of some kind. even then its still just their brains telling them what they already know…. however, i have a feeling this shelly is dead as a doornail and won’t be seen ever again…

      • Fairportfan
        May 13, 2011, 11:32 am | #

        Baron Zemo. (Unless he’s come back since i last checked.)

      • Yamara
        May 13, 2011, 12:25 pm | #

        I think Paul’s statement above is riffing on Steven Moffat’s explanation for why he opened the latest season of Doctor Who with the Eleventh Doctor’s regeneration-negating death. Most people reading Wapsi Square would recognize that. But it’s a worthy reminder that in the Who backstory, a cold and evil iteration of the Doctor was prophesied to arise after his eleventh incarnation.

        So when fate or time travel is involved, dying is rarely meaningless. But it will often look like it is.

        As for afterlife or rebirth, Shelly would have been better off following her Plains ancestors. They widely believed in spirits taking to the sky. Too bad for her that that visionquest was interrupted, because the Indo-European heroes have always been drawn to the realm of Pluto, the underworld…

        Then Erishkigal fastened on Inanna the eye of death.
        She spoke against her the word of wrath.
        She uttered against her the cry of guilt.
        She struck her.
        Inanna was turned into a corpse,
        A piece of rotting meat,
        And was hung from a hook on the wall.

      • meambizarro
        May 13, 2011, 12:57 pm | #

        as in “This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be!” or Superman dead?

      • Old Crow
        May 13, 2011, 1:47 pm | #

        Okay, but which Shelley?

      • StJason
        May 14, 2011, 11:51 am | #

        Everyone pay attention.

        Paul’s comment is one of the classical examples of ‘throwing gas on a bonfire’.

        Now, back to your speculating.

      • IceKatze
        May 14, 2011, 12:52 pm | #

        hi hi

        That is one seriously ignoble death.

  21. Fairportfan
    May 13, 2011, 1:04 am | # | Reply

    Not enough plutonium in that vial to emit enough radiation to kill anybody, at least not that fast.

    Something else is coming.

    • deitydrjeff
      May 13, 2011, 1:16 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, but you’re not the one telling the story. Paul just posted that we witnessed Shelly’s death. I guess it’s Super-Plutonium! with half the calories of regular plutonium. :/

      • SoWhyMe
        May 13, 2011, 1:20 am | #

        More like quadruple the calories.

      • deitydrjeff
        May 13, 2011, 1:33 am | #

        pfft… Who would consume that? :p

        Oh, Shelly.

      • Dammit Jim
        May 13, 2011, 8:14 am | #

        It was the one substance she could not abide. It was her nemesis, her kryptonite.

        It was cluetonium.

    • Ladyfox7oaks
      May 13, 2011, 1:31 am | # | Reply

      And I will take comfort in THAT, and wait impatiently for Monday….

    • Zachariaha
      May 13, 2011, 1:36 am | # | Reply

      It is if the case does amplify the gamma radiation. 500 REM is a lethal dose, that much could easily give that amount a close range. Amplified, who knows how many times, yes it could act that fast. But we would be talking over 5000 REM for that.

      • StJason
        May 13, 2011, 1:53 am | #

        Problem there is that if it were giving off that much radiation (I thought it ‘recycled’?) then that capsule would be HOT. With the amount of alpha radiation coming off that little of a surface area, it might be getting into meltdown temperatures. Defiantly hot enough that Shelly couldn’t causally pick it up.

        I’m thinking this is more ‘Shelly’s idea of Plutonium’ inside her vision.

        Question is why does the artifact need it’s atomic batteries to power from Shelly, but Monica gets a scary boogie-girl? Because Shelly is a mechanic? Or would the scary Jin-thing have gotten Monica to slice the tree and get the magic power source?

        Is powering up this artifact a Bad Idea(tm)? The last group that had it ended up dead and tried to boobytrap it… even if it wasn’t under the ocean…

      • TheSkulker
        May 13, 2011, 4:34 am | #

        And encapsulated inside the tree it would have built up enough heat to spontaneously combust long ago. Certainly when exposed to oxygen after Shelly split the tree.

        In addition, wood does not stop gamma radiation. It’s really immaterial whether Shelly chopped the tree down or not. She would have received a lethal dose just being in the nearby.

    • Paula
      May 13, 2011, 1:49 am | # | Reply

      the spinx said in the first pannel the radiation is amplified.
      doesnt say how much.

      berryllium

      only ever heard of that in the film ‘the shadow’ where they made a berryllium sphere which could destroy a whole city. the berryllium amplified it i think

      • StJason
        May 13, 2011, 1:54 am | #

        Beryllium is like Aluminum. Except lighter. And really toxic. It’s used to make windows in x-ray machines that let the x-rays through.

      • Fairportfan
        May 13, 2011, 1:55 am | #

        In fact, it’s used in making Nuclear “devices”…

      • Danzier
        May 13, 2011, 3:45 am | #

        I’m going with the berilium sphere from “Galaxy Quest”. Power source, yes…but then you get the Omega-13 device, which backtracks time just long enough to undo a single mistake. Or, you know, un-dead Shelly.

        Because… YOTD is not allowed to strike again! It’s over, damnit, no more dead people!! 😯

      • txmystic
        May 13, 2011, 11:06 am | #

        ‘I’m not even supposed to be here. I’m just “Crewman Number Six.” I’m expendable. I’m the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I’ve gotta get outta here. ‘

      • Danzier
        May 13, 2011, 3:26 pm | #

        Let’s get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!

      • Paula
        May 14, 2011, 5:29 am | #

        yes your right

        shadow was bronzium

        ah well started with ‘b’

      • SoWhyMe
        May 14, 2011, 8:20 pm | #

        What is YOTD?

      • Danzier
        May 15, 2011, 1:11 am | #

        Erm..
        …last year.

        YOTD stands for Year of the Dead. From March 17th, 2010, to March 18th, 2011, I lost 28 people and 5 pets, all of whom I knew well, most of whom I was related to, and the getting over it has been one of the hardest things I’ve ever done. When it gets to the point where people ask, “How’s it going?” and you answer, “Well, nobody I know died today” and aren’t joking… yeah.

        Sorry, TMI, I know… 😯

      • GregMan
        May 13, 2011, 9:01 am | #

        Beryllium reflects neutrons. In an atom bomb, it reflects them back into the bomb core, increasing the amount of neutrons taking part in the chain reaction and letting you use less plutonium for the same amount of BOOM.

        The Manhattan Project tested several metals for use as the “tamper”, including gold, silver and platinum. There is a story about how they tried a gold tamper, found it not very useful, and ended up using it as a doorstop until they could get it back to Fort Knox. A SEVERAL POUND gold doorstop.

      • Fairportfan
        May 13, 2011, 11:37 am | #

        The Dahlonega (Georgia) gold rush of 1829 (according to one account) started when someone discovered that the hunk of rock they’d been using as a doorstop was, in fact, a chunk of pure native gold.

        A fifteen-pound chunk.

      • eschmenk
        May 13, 2011, 3:00 pm | #

        Gold would probably make a very good doorstop because it’s so dense. It sounds very practical to me.

    • MasterDiver
      May 13, 2011, 3:45 am | # | Reply

      However, if it was Cobalt-60…Now THERE’S a Gamma source!

    • Kramegame
      May 13, 2011, 10:26 am | # | Reply

      it says the vile amplifies the radiation. I would assume, since its meant to be a power source, it would do so efficiently as possible to get the most radiation possible. there for it could be 100% of the normal radiation, or it could be 10000% of the radiation. either way, slight amounts of gamma radiation have been known to cause nasty cancers…and if you’re wondering how the tree could survive that, you have to remember it’s made of time, not of organic matter.

    • Yamara
      May 13, 2011, 2:25 pm | # | Reply

      Hey, while we’re on about physics, how does a sword that small chop a tree that big cleanly in half with a single blow?

      Isaac Newton needs love, too, people.

      • eschmenk
        May 13, 2011, 3:04 pm | #

        It’s very sharp and very thin and very strong and very dense and very well lubricated?

      • Danzier
        May 13, 2011, 3:28 pm | #

        And has some force behind it.

      • Yamara
        May 13, 2011, 4:59 pm | #

        But it doesn’t seem long enough for such an even cut.

        Maybe Bible-inspired alchemy has the answer.

      • bmonk
        May 13, 2011, 5:15 pm | #

        All of this argument over the physics is so much handwavium–(1) this is a dream sequence, in a magic landscape, and (2) not being described by experts.

    • Wyvern
      May 13, 2011, 4:37 pm | # | Reply

      Fairportfan, yes, something else is definitely coming. We end the week with a cliffhanger and a big pile of Radiation Does Not Work That Way, so I’m looking forward to Monday’s strip.

      And, of course, this looks like Shelly’s artifact vision anyway.

  22. Rob Cain
    May 13, 2011, 1:06 am | # | Reply

    I’m totally on board with Jamie here—killing off a character for dramatic flair and then revealing it to be all a dream sequence so you can keep the character is so Marvel. It’s much more dramatic to realize that sometimes bad things happen to good people and just let them die.

    • jae
      May 13, 2011, 1:51 am | # | Reply

      Yup, much more dramatic… *and* a good way to lose readers.

      • Fairportfan
        May 13, 2011, 1:56 am | #

        The Princess Bride:

        Life isn’t fair. Sometimes the wrong people dir.

      • Fairportfan
        May 13, 2011, 1:56 am | #

        Agh. “die”

      • Yamara
        May 13, 2011, 5:06 pm | #

        Sometimes the wrong people drr drr drr.

        Shelly got herself killed by being a Holy Fool. She even needs to have the fact that she’s dying explained to her twice.

      • Paula
        May 13, 2011, 1:59 am | #

        i cannot remember that line from the film.

        in the book?

      • Fairportfan
        May 13, 2011, 2:38 am | #

        It’s what Goldman’s grandfather says to him when he insists that he must have read it wrong – that Westley can’t die.

        I can’t remember how much of the framing story they actually used in the film; if you haven’t read the book, the framing story is actually almost as important as the story of Buttercup, Westley and Co.

      • Paula
        May 13, 2011, 9:43 am | #

        ah
        it IS in there. just differently.

        (The Boy’s Room)
        (The boy is now sitting up in bed. He’s obviously feeling much better now. He’s very into the story.)
        Boy: You read that wrong. She doesn’t marry Humperdink, she marries Westley. I’m just sure of it. After all that Westley did for her, if she does not marry him, it wouldn’t be fair.
        Grandfather: Well, who says life is fair? Where is that written? Life isn’t always fair.
        Boy: I’m telling you you’re messing up the story, now get it right!
        Grandfather: Do you want me to go on with this?
        Boy: Yes.
        Grandfather: All right, then. No more interruptions. (starts to read again) … at noon, she met her subjects again. This time as their Queen.

      • Julie
        May 13, 2011, 8:29 am | #

        Maybe…you’d lose some readers who come here purely to escape the harsh realities of life (maybe), but the readers who appreciate good drama would probably become even more loyal fans.

    • Paula
      May 13, 2011, 1:51 am | # | Reply

      i personally read fantasy because life bites like that
      i dont need to be reminded constantly about reality. get reminded of that on a daily basis tyvm.

      *sulks*

      was a random rant there btw not dedicated at anyone or anything 🙂
      still luv the comic 🙂

      • jae
        May 13, 2011, 4:07 am | #

        Word! I don’t understand the “well, it’s just like life” argument either. If I want life, I just have to wake up each morning (which I do anyway, I aitn’t dead).

    • Fairportfan
      May 13, 2011, 1:58 am | # | Reply

      That was what kept me coming back to Hill Street Blues, week after week – the first episode made it clear that everybody’s ass was up for grabs.

      • Ancestral Hamster
        May 13, 2011, 10:45 am | #

        Yes, that was a great show.

        “Let’s be careful out there.”

      • Danzier
        May 14, 2011, 6:58 pm | #

        …why does it creep me out when you guys reference films and tv shows that I’ve only studied in screenwriting classes?

      • Paula
        May 15, 2011, 7:34 am | #

        thank you for the compliment

        we watch such awsome stuff it is required by education to study it 😀

  23. Opus the Poet
    May 13, 2011, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    That… was not nice.

    • Fatuncle
      May 13, 2011, 5:27 am | # | Reply

      At the very least, it was unkind.

      Interesting thing is, if I have got this all straight, Shelly herself set this up.

      The sphinx said that Shelly had been there before. But I note that the sphinx did not say that she left. One possible inference is that all of the bodies of the adventurers that the sphinx said she has been cleaning up … are all Shelly.

      So what we have are multiple, um, spin-offs? Clones? I’m not sure I have a word to express this exactly. Shelly has built this scenario one life at a time.

      And Shelly can be both dead, here in this dreamscape — if that’s what describes it — and alive back at Monica’s.

      Hmmm … still a few loose ends here … gotta think about this for a while.

      Well, we now have a purpose for the artifact! It’s to use up Shelly!

      Seriously, can you imagine what kind of need would drive this series of actions? Something dreadful this way comes.

      • Fatuncle
        May 13, 2011, 6:34 am | #

        So much for the sphinx being a heartless monster. She’s weeping …

      • Fatuncle
        May 13, 2011, 6:47 am | #

        Reiterations. That might be the word I was looking for.

      • Julie
        May 13, 2011, 8:33 am | #

        Iteration is a noun defined as a repetition (therefore the word you were looking for). Reiteration is a verb defined as excessively repeating something. Using reiteration as a noun is excessively redundant. 😛

      • Julie
        May 13, 2011, 8:34 am | #

        btw…that’s all from the first definitions of the words according to dictionary.reference.com…I just hate the word “reiteration”. 🙂

      • eschmenk
        May 13, 2011, 10:51 am | #

        Between you and I, he ain’t worrying none about being repetitively redundant, irregardless.

      • Jay-Em
        May 13, 2011, 11:21 am | #

        URgh…*goes completely fetal*

      • bmonk
        May 13, 2011, 3:30 pm | #

        Do I have to send you all to the Department of Redundant Repetition Department, Desk for Reiteration Desk?

      • Danzier
        May 15, 2011, 1:16 am | #

        Pete and Repete were sitting in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?

        Pete and Repete were sitting in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?

        drops a small gold nugget in the pun jar and slinks away, hoping not to have hot coffee thrown on her head

      • Wyvern
        May 13, 2011, 5:17 pm | #

        Instance. If the artifact spawns a new instance of Shelly to go into the tree world, there could be an arbitrarily large number of dead Shellys there, one for each visit.

        One hopes that it’s a simple fork and that each instance returns some information to the parent instance. Multi-threaded processing can get messy.

      • NOTDilbert
        May 14, 2011, 1:30 am | #

        After the shock wore off, and I was able to give it some (Clear) thought –
        Iterations is right. As I said above, ALL have died fifty-leven times since the CM malburptioned. We just watched a re-run………….

      • SoWhyMe
        May 14, 2011, 2:06 am | #

        Actually, I’m not sure one can say everyone died. Whoever was alive in the world at the time of reset never died as such. At least not like Shelly just did. They simply … well, I don’t know what happened to them. They just ceased to exist I guess. I’m not sure you can call it death though. Maybe they were suspended in time until the next cycle caught up with them again. As the story stands right now, we have not reached that point yet.

      • illiad
        May 14, 2011, 5:47 am | #

        AFAICS there is only one timeline (The human one – the Sphinxs etc are outside of this..) so everything is erased and set back to the ‘start’ .. its only those not affected by this that wake up and remember the last one…

      • illiad
        May 14, 2011, 5:50 am | #

        ..but do remember to separate ‘guesswork’ from what *actually* happens in the strip, including comments from the *author* 🙂 🙂

      • Danzier
        May 15, 2011, 1:21 am | #

        Oh and hey there was the “played the immortal politicians” line Maya gave Jin… http://wapsisquare.com/comic/quite-easy/

      • NOTDilbert
        May 15, 2011, 2:00 am | #

        Illiad: True, I am speculating; I have never been completely right trying to second-guess ANY author (much less Paul), but I am somewhat confidant.

        My, that was a weaselly sentence….

    • Opus the Poet
      May 13, 2011, 1:51 pm | # | Reply

      Actually I was referring to sending someone on a suicide mission without their knowledge or consent, even if it is “you” in a future time cycle. Missions with a sure outcome of death if the mission is accomplished have to be taken with full knowledge of the outcome.

      • eschmenk
        May 13, 2011, 2:21 pm | #

        Well, there shouldn’t be any more time cycles because the broken calendar machine was destroyed. So if this is real and is happening now, there shouldn’t be any more Shellys.

        I’m wondering if that was a past Shelly. Perhaps the current Shelly is reliving the experience thanks to her connection with the artifact. Remember how Brandi narrated what happened in the pit? That may have been foreshadowing for this.

      • SoWhyMe
        May 14, 2011, 2:29 am | #

        I suppose that brings up the question; had the Shelly we just saw die (we’ll call her “Future Shelly”) known the mission would be fatal AND she knew why it had to be done, would she have done it and sacrificed herself?

        If the Shelly who set it all up (we’ll call her “Past Shelly”) knew the every next Shelly would be just like her in this self sacrificing attitude, then seting things up for a Future Shelly to die in the process would morally work out. So the outcome would have been the same if Future Shelly knew she would die or if she was completely ignorant of the fact until it was too late. This, despite the fact Past Shelly made the decision for Future Shelly (as this case seems to indicate).

      • eschmenk
        May 15, 2011, 5:03 pm | #

        Well, one potential snag would be if the earlier Shelly couldn’t be certain that they would fail to fix the calendar machine in the Future Shelly’s cycle. If they had taken care of the calendar, then Future Shelly would have been robbed of a potentially long life. As it turned out, neither Shelly was going to continue to exist for much longer because their timeline was going to be erased when the calendar machine reset.

      • SoWhyMe
        May 15, 2011, 7:17 pm | #

        I’m thinking she knew it would not be fixed because she did not get back with the relic+plutonium. Apparently this was critical in that time loop for fixing the CM. Or so they thought anyway.

        Another way to intrepert her final words would be to combine the words from the two panels … “I need, the calendar.” Indicating her words meant she needed the calendar for something personal, and not just to give her a shot at another life. Perhaps in that loop she was in need of something the calendar could provide for her. Something we know nothing about at present. Thus she was lamenting her need for the calendar and the fact she would not get to use it to help her in some personal way.

  24. Kramegame
    May 13, 2011, 1:15 am | # | Reply

    well, interesting climax to this particular arc…
    i like the progression of detail as she proceeds to die, and this probably solves where all the skulls came from…
    anyway, can’t wait for monday…I’ll be hitting the bottle till then…

    • Paula
      May 13, 2011, 1:54 am | # | Reply

      it is nice death artwork

      Paul i have no idea how you can draw stuff like that and not shiver 🙂

      • Jay-Em
        May 13, 2011, 7:52 am | #

        He sure has studied ‘death by radiation poisoning” complete with sores and bleeding eyes, nose ,ears and mouth…brrr..

      • Kramegame
        May 13, 2011, 10:31 am | #

        Paul Taylor- “the web comic artist who’s done his homework”

      • Wyvern
        May 13, 2011, 5:20 pm | #

        Yes, but the symptom onset time is…unlikely at best.

        Also, the sphinx doesn’t seem to understand radiation as well as she should. But she may well know that she’s just feeding Shelly technobabble.

      • Kramegame
        May 14, 2011, 11:52 am | #

        well it depends on when you think Shelly was first exposed to it. if the tree was letting the radiation through, then she was exposed to it the whole time she was there. also, its a comic, its shortened for story telling purposes.

      • StJason
        May 14, 2011, 12:01 pm | #

        …and tongue hanging out. Because nothing says you are dead as much as having your tongue extended (therefore tensed) and limp (therefore… relaxed…)

      • SoWhyMe
        May 14, 2011, 12:05 pm | #

        I think that’s pretty much how she looks after an explosive night with officer tight buns though, so it’s hard to say.

      • Jay-Em
        May 14, 2011, 12:08 pm | #

        Ah, Yes! “The tongue” now if there’s one dead-giveaway of deadness.. *drops penny in pun-jar*

      • SoWhyMe
        May 14, 2011, 12:08 pm | #

        If you think that’s the case here, I need to introduce you to Junji Ito for some perspective.

      • Jay-Em
        May 15, 2011, 8:53 am | #

        Junji Ito?? Do.Not.Want! Suddenly I start to understand more about You than is comfortable…. 😛

      • SoWhyMe
        May 15, 2011, 10:06 am | #

        BOO!

  25. Paula
    May 13, 2011, 1:35 am | # | Reply

    Oh wow.
    that .. yea that sucks 🙁

    but …
    people can die…and it only be a way for them to change?

    eh im grasping at non-existant swords

    Paul youve done a frikkin joss whedon on us!

    (Still havent fully forgiven that man for killing Doyle in angel)

    • Paula
      May 13, 2011, 1:57 am | # | Reply

      I am interested how the sphinx seems to pause in the first sentence. almost like she says

      its lethal…to you

      now..if its amplified it would be lethal to anyone not just shelly.

      • Jerry Lewis
        May 13, 2011, 3:17 am | #

        Well, presumably it’s not lethal to the sphinx.

      • DJ
        May 13, 2011, 4:38 am | #

        Irrelevant as the Sphinx did not handle the plutonium.

      • Julie
        May 13, 2011, 8:53 am | #

        Not irrelevant if the amplified radiation is not restricted to the person holding the artifact…

      • Kramegame
        May 13, 2011, 10:33 am | #

        @ Julie: if the same magical wards that protect Sphinxes in the library are set up here, then its irrelevant.

      • eschmenk
        May 13, 2011, 2:27 pm | #

        @Kramegame: Why do you think there are special wards set up in the library to protect the sphinxes? That would imply that they are weaker outside of it. That would limit their ability to guard it and perform other tasks.

      • Kramegame
        May 13, 2011, 4:11 pm | #

        @eschmenk: yes, Phix is weaker outside of the library, otherwise she wouldn’t have had to make the distinction in telling Nudge that she can’t be hurt there, and as a result could have pummeled her right there in the coffee shop. I’m not saying it’s to improve their performance, it’s just making sure they don’t die on the job. plus if each sphinx has a location they can open a portal to that they can’t get hurt in, then they can’t attack each other, and it would help keep order in the system.

  26. Radio365
    May 13, 2011, 1:36 am | # | Reply

    ….

    • Radio365
      May 13, 2011, 11:52 am | # | Reply

      What if thats Nudge. It could be Nudge and this is all some big trick. Please…

  27. StJason
    May 13, 2011, 1:46 am | # | Reply

    It’s reasons like this why I hate Star Trek.
    Okay… The tube amplifies and recycles the gamma radiation… Waitaminiute…. Gamma radiation isn’t that dangerous (It’s basically higher energy X-rays. And the amount given off by that small of a sample would probably not be that much (not saying you’d want to swallow it…). But having a radioactive material contained in a tube that ‘recycles’ emitted gamma rays… are we talking about returning it? Baking unstable elements in high energy EM waves?!? That’s nuclear meltdown right there.

    Now, Beryllium, however, is very toxic. It’ll eat your skin if you hold it in your hand. The good news is that it’ll let all the gamma rays out. The ones that aren’t recycled…

    …it’s magic, Jason. Just move on…

    • DJ
      May 13, 2011, 1:54 am | # | Reply

      It’s not magic, it’s story telling. You just need to suspend the real world and let Paul take you on a trip through his mind.

    • Paula
      May 13, 2011, 1:55 am | # | Reply

      wasnt gamma radiation what turned the hulk?

    • Fairportfan
      May 13, 2011, 2:03 am | # | Reply

      Alpha, beta, gamma – gamma is what does the most damage of the three.

      Put it this way – if there’s a supernova pretty much anywhere within our galaxy, and its axis is aligned to direct its gamma ray burst this way – we all die.

    • Sheik
      May 13, 2011, 2:24 am | # | Reply

      Writers can easily let things get out of hand.
      I recently saw an episode of Cowboy Bebop that constantly made reference to “the mono system”.
      The story made more sense if you substituted “mono system” with “techno babble”.

    • Zorlond
      May 13, 2011, 2:29 am | # | Reply

      I’d like to direct your attention to the
      Demon Core
      experiments, particularly the second, involving plutonium and beryllium. The article doesn’t specify the amounts used, so that’s where the story telling can take over.

    • Yamara
      May 13, 2011, 11:06 am | # | Reply

      Yes, remember that the substances are revealed to be plutonium and beryllium… by a sphinx. A little different than being described by a Scottish starship engineer.

      “It’s clearly not a hut– it’s a generic low rise commercial building!”

      • Danzier
        May 15, 2011, 11:00 am | #

        There’s the whole Scottish accent, for one thing. 😛

  28. NOTDilbert
    May 13, 2011, 1:46 am | # | Reply

    Wow, that’s….

    Wow.

  29. Sheik
    May 13, 2011, 2:02 am | # | Reply

    Shelly is dead.
    She will be “cleaned up” and placed with honor among the other dead Shellys.
    Long live Shelly.
    This seems to be one of those assembly by lethal stages procedures where every assembler dies but the guy who finally carries it out of the assembly area.
    Since the artifact is now loose in the present world I think we can assume the artifact is now ready for its designed function.

    • Fairportfan
      May 13, 2011, 2:03 am | # | Reply

      “No, no, no – I kill the bus driver!”

      • SomeUnregPunk
        May 13, 2011, 8:21 am | #

        placed with honor?

        that sphinx is probably hungry and all. With nothing there but a cooked shelly, what would you do?

      • Danzier
        May 14, 2011, 7:01 pm | #

        Starve.

      • Paula
        May 15, 2011, 7:38 am | #

        sphinx – human
        different species

        and she DID call shelly a cow…

        maybe she was considering hamburgers?

      • SoWhyMe
        May 15, 2011, 9:58 am | #

        I tend to take a more general view. To me any intelligent species which eats another intelligent species is engaging in a form of cannibalism.

  30. MerchManDan
    May 13, 2011, 2:15 am | # | Reply

    That. Did. NOT. HAPPEN.

    There is far more to this than we know. There has to be. I can accept senseless, meaningless, or pointless death in real life, but NOT in my webcomics.

  31. Shojoro
    May 13, 2011, 2:44 am | # | Reply

    Well, at least she just got laid. It would suck if she died frustrated.

  32. Bucc-i
    May 13, 2011, 2:59 am | # | Reply

    Goes to website:
    <a href="http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com&quot;
    Presses button.

    @Paul
    But…but… Shelly is to hawt to die! What about that MonicaxShelly sex scene you said you were going to do?

    • Bucc-i
      May 13, 2011, 3:01 am | # | Reply

      I suck at html tags (T_T)

    • Danzier
      May 13, 2011, 3:50 am | # | Reply

      …maybe it’s Monday, disguised as CPR. :hopeful: ?

      • Radio365
        May 13, 2011, 3:09 pm | #

        I hope not. I’ve lost too many comics to that stuff.

      • Danzier
        May 14, 2011, 7:03 pm | #

        Clarification: Hopefully there is CPR on Monday. I’m not terribly interested in Shelly/Mon slash.

  33. RandomGuyPerson
    May 13, 2011, 3:30 am | # | Reply

    just calling it now but this is a flashback that we unknowingly started watching of the previous cycle when they hadn’t fixed the calendar machine and shelly was there

    • nerf-dweller
      May 13, 2011, 1:33 pm | # | Reply

      Ya. I think everyone was thinking in terms of previous CM cycles. But it looks like we were off by at least one. So Shelly was using CM cycles to setup things for her finding all of the pieces that she separates. And this CM cycle with Shelly sacrificing herself to prime the flashback function of the hilt so the post-CM Shelly can find all of the pieces “safely” with the flashback. At least I’m hoping that’s what’s happening.

      And I can’t believe that it’s Shelly setup things to do this. I smell Brandi’s involvement in all of this.

  34. Papuasblya
    May 13, 2011, 3:56 am | # | Reply

    Do you have any IDEA what this will do to her credit rating?

    • Paula
      May 13, 2011, 9:31 am | # | Reply

      shed still be sent tax bills 😛

      • Fairportfan
        May 13, 2011, 11:40 am | #

        It’s inevitable.

  35. jae
    May 13, 2011, 4:10 am | # | Reply

    Well, here’s hoping it’s really (as people seemed to think/claim the last few days) just a vision and not real (or s.th. like A Dream with Freddy (wouldn’t that be a nice title for a slasher flick?))

    • jae
      May 13, 2011, 4:13 am | # | Reply

      Hmm, I just noticed: yesterday, a few here speculated Shelly could run screaming today. Maybe she will do so, but on Monday, in the real world? I’m not sure what I’d do, waking up from a dream of *actually* dying.

      (The name’s Ingrid, by the way…)

  36. JeffEpp
    May 13, 2011, 4:33 am | # | Reply

    Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
    The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
    And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
    But there is no joy in Wapsi Square — mighty Shelly has been rubbed out.

    I Do Not Like This.

    … but if it is to be…

    …then they must retrieve the body, and build a fire.

    • Zachariaha
      May 13, 2011, 4:49 am | # | Reply

      Don’t forget the tree as well. You’ll need the wood. After all the booze she drank over the years she could burn for a week.

      • JeffEpp
        May 13, 2011, 5:58 am | #

        Yes, convenient that. First to reduce the body to ashes, then to fire the clay. That is as much of the process that I know of.

  37. Prof B Hunnydew
    May 13, 2011, 4:58 am | # | Reply

    Good Goddess people
    She is in a Time-tree forest, and dies with the words of the calendar in her lips
    Where is in the timeloop is Shelly? And Is this a past vision? Another timeline or Might have been?

    Oh No and come Monday We could be switch over Kathrine or Amanda…

    PBH

    • Prof B Hunnydew
      May 13, 2011, 4:59 am | # | Reply

      or better yet Nudge and Phix in the Library

  38. jwhouk
    May 13, 2011, 5:07 am | # | Reply

    I… can’t tell if this is the biggest cliffhanger of them all, or the most sadistic that Pablo has ever been.

  39. rafal
    May 13, 2011, 5:30 am | # | Reply

    So… we have witnessed Shelly’s death. I’m with those hoping that is’s just a recollection of earlier CM cycle. It would be really, really sad to loose her from the main storyline…

    This page is bothering me in another way – the technical explanation given is inconsistent, I would be happier if it was skipped all together as “magic”. This stuff is harmful precisely because of spontaneous nuclear fission, hence no half-life = no harm.

    There’s a way more credible explaination close at hand: If you put a sub-critical sample of fissible material inside a beryllium mirror acting as neutron reflector, it could become critical for a breief moment before achieving new equilibrium with increased fission rate, neutron flux and heat production.

    This way a safe to handle plutonium sample and supposedly safe to handle working relic/power generator (just don’t touch the loose wires!) could lethaly irradiate Shelly while putting it toghether. On the other hand, the heat wave and light flash caused by neutron surge would be rather hard do miss…

    References: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticality_incident
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core

  40. Bud Fanboi
    May 13, 2011, 5:41 am | # | Reply

    ah… buh… wha….

    *Whacks side of head to get brain working again*

    Well here’s hoping this was just her version of a nightmare as caused by touching the artifact. Little bit more in depth then Banshee woman that Monica saw though

    • DJ
      May 13, 2011, 6:09 am | # | Reply

      Nope. See above. Paul says “you just witnessed Shelly’s death.

      • Kramegame
        May 13, 2011, 10:41 am | #

        however, what it is witnessed and what is true can be two completely things. this is only a moment, and its possibly in a vision that Shelly is having. You can experience death without actually dying.

      • Danzier
        May 14, 2011, 7:06 pm | #

        Two completely different things?

  41. Graymalkin56
    May 13, 2011, 5:49 am | # | Reply

    How appropriate for Friday the 13th. Gulp.

  42. Lee
    May 13, 2011, 6:27 am | # | Reply

    Next week: Shelly’s previously unheard-of, completely identical twin sister Shirley arrives from Seattle…

    • Danzier
      May 13, 2011, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

      …no she won’t, and don’t call me Shirley.

    • Cholo
      May 13, 2011, 6:54 pm | # | Reply

      Actually i think its actually Shirley who died. Shelly being the good twin and Shirley being the evil twin who got locked away in the attick by their dad and only lived of buckets of fishguts so far. Having escaped the attick Shirley wanted to get revenge on all fish by using the world using a giant atomic pacifier on the remaing whale population. I think we can all happily rest our minds now knowing that Shirley failed at her evil schemes.

  43. jay-Em
    May 13, 2011, 6:38 am | # | Reply

    Hmm .. It makes good sense, all of this. Mentioning the cm
    Tells us this is another time-loop. So,yes,shelly dies for real
    here.
    I guess that the device is also a sort of recording device that
    Plays the appropriate recording,when touched by the appropriate person.
    In that way,much like Brandi’s diary,it points out the next stepstep.

    • jay-Em
      May 13, 2011, 6:40 am | # | Reply

      Ugh! Answering via mobile makes for odd texts…

    • Julie
      May 13, 2011, 8:59 am | # | Reply

      Now that’s an interesting idea. The relic as recording device…playing back how it came to be? One has to wonder if (as so many are hoping) this was a previous Shelly death, does that mean that the artifact is still the container for a leathal radiation source…

      • Jay-Em
        May 13, 2011, 10:46 am | #

        I believe the plutonium is still in the artefact. What Shelly is “re-living” (my guess) is sort of her way of keeping a diary as Brandi did. Including part of the manual for the artifact as a recording on the artifact itself. Nowhere is stated that the artifact has just one function….
        At some point in the loops, Shelly has figured-out how to make a recording play for her, and make scary apparitions for everybody else to keep them away from the plutonium inside.
        I could even go sofar as to surmise there is a cycle where Shelly’s Mom doesn’t die ,and Shelly becomes the glyph-reader (her mom was a” linguist of sorts” )

        Time-loops=endless possibilities. I loooove speculation 😀

        Jus’ my E 0,02

      • eschmenk
        May 13, 2011, 2:45 pm | #

        Julie: “does that mean that the artifact is still the container for a leathal radiation source…”

        Would you try to disarm it? 😛

        That might explain why the Nazis were interested in it. It sounds like it could be used as a power source for a powerful weapon.

  44. Fatuncle
    May 13, 2011, 6:50 am | # | Reply

    Over 120 comments, and the strip hasn’t been up seven hours! Boy! Touched a nerve, here, Paul.

    • Paula
      May 13, 2011, 9:39 am | # | Reply

      i think i keep comming back in the hopes he updates early..
      like today?

  45. Jay-Em
    May 13, 2011, 7:02 am | # | Reply

    Even the sphinx is crying…wow..
    These events may explain her cranky demeanor. Seeing someone die over and over again, without being able to do something about it, must be maddening.

    I guess this whole realm is saturated with radiation ,so Shelly started dying from the moment she entered ,every cycle again.

    Next we’ll see Shelly wake-up all “WOAH!!!” and pretty peeved at Bud, but now understanding what’s in the device and what it’s use actually is: atomic battery for some lanthian doo-hickey that’s able to fix Jin.

    Orrr..she died in the real world too ,and we get a tearful Bud cradling and hugging Shelly, allthewhile silently mumbling :”Why her..she was my friend…” M flipping-out, and Tina crying too, and discovering that demons can be crying for a loved one, getting her one step closer to being “human”…
    :snif: *takes-out hanky* [pfrrrrooaaattt!!]

    oooohkay… And here we have the net-result of sitting through too many dramatic movies with a super-sensitive BFF… 😆

    • DJ
      May 13, 2011, 7:30 am | # | Reply

      Or the Sphinx is crying because she knows that this is the end of… whatever it was she was doing for Shelly and Shelly is really dead plus Paul said above that “you just witnessed Shelly’s death”.

      M is the one I’m most worried about if Shelly is dead-dead and not going to be somehow replaced with anouther version. She has control of the GG’s and we know what happens when they get pissed.

      • Jay-Em
        May 13, 2011, 10:52 am | #

        It is at least one true death of Shelly.
        Jin also mentioned that she lost many friends, and somewhere hinted that She and Shelly were close friends. This could be the re-play of losing one of her friends in a past cycle.

        I think I am gonna take a breather with my Latte, hot ,no Sugar (again, Paul: many thanks!!) in the confusion-corner ,enjoying the company of sunshine-up-ass-blowing Tina. :LOL:

      • eschmenk
        May 13, 2011, 2:50 pm | #

        Well, she would also loose the versions of people who were alive at the time the reset occurred as well as any other mortal friends she made during the 1450-year-long cycles.

    • The Old Wolf
      May 13, 2011, 8:17 am | # | Reply

      Paul mentioned in a previous comment that what looks like tears are actually nasal markings similar to those on a cat. However, it appears that the Sphinx is not unmoved by what is happening to Shelley.

      • The Old Wolf
        May 13, 2011, 8:19 am | #

        Hqiz. Now that I look closer… I wish we could edit/delete comments. :\

  46. Duessa
    May 13, 2011, 7:35 am | # | Reply

    I need it to be Monday now!

  47. Rhemora
    May 13, 2011, 7:48 am | # | Reply

    Am I the only one who notices how similar the sphinx looks to Shelly?

    • Paula
      May 13, 2011, 9:38 am | # | Reply

      its been mentioned a few times.

  48. Rowan Hawthorn
    May 13, 2011, 7:50 am | # | Reply

    Okay, this time it’s MY turn to go “Aw, *$%#@!”

  49. Zhiwu
    May 13, 2011, 8:02 am | # | Reply

    I’m thinking any radiation powerful enough to kill that quickly would have been felt.

    • Sheik
      May 13, 2011, 2:55 pm | # | Reply

      Radiation that could kill that quickly should have been seen.
      From over the horizon.

    • Kramegame
      May 13, 2011, 4:17 pm | # | Reply

      well it’s possible that the tree wasn’t shielding the radiation, so she was exposed to it the whole time, it just amplified when she pulled it out.

      • Zhiwu
        May 13, 2011, 11:13 pm | #

        Irrelevant. Shelly has been here a maximum of 5 minutes. A radiation source capable of killing inside 5 minutes should be painful. I say the sphinx is either screwing with her or is catastrophically ignorant.

      • Fairportfan
        May 15, 2011, 5:19 am | #

        Well, she seems to be very most sincerely dead.

  50. The Old Wolf
    May 13, 2011, 8:15 am | # | Reply

    Wait. If the tube amplifies and recycles the Gamma, then none should have gotten out to harm Shelley. Right? Right?

    Sheesh.

    Memo to Paul: We’re supposed to love Friday and hate Monday. That’s the way the business world works. You’ve gotten me all backwards, Dude. 😉

    • Paula
      May 13, 2011, 9:35 am | # | Reply

      haha

      i actually said to someone at work after reading this comic that i was upset it was the weekend as i wouldnt know what happened until monday 😛

      well done paul
      you have actually made me like a monday.
      i hope
      …
      unless this monday will be the bringer of crushing-of-any-hopes-we-may-have.
      in which case..bugger

    • eschmenk
      May 13, 2011, 2:54 pm | # | Reply

      “Wait. If the tube amplifies and recycles the Gamma, then none should have gotten out to harm Shelley. Right? Right?”

      If that were the case, the artifact probably couldn’t harness it.

      • Danzier
        May 13, 2011, 3:50 pm | #

        Amplified and recycled Gamma?

        http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=455

    • illiad
      May 14, 2011, 6:39 am | # | Reply

      The Old Wolf: er, no, its the *anticipation* that we love, the lack if stimulation we hate, nothing until monday!!

      and as for excessive speculation, well….. :/

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