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I Could Crawl

by Paul Taylor on May 4, 2010 at 12:00 am
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  1. Fatuncle
    May 4, 2010, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    You know, these two remind me so much of my own family…
    This is sibling banter at its finest. Shelly knows Monica’s thinking, doesn’t she?

    • MerchManDan
      May 4, 2010, 3:16 am | # | Reply

      Shelly seems to know Monica better than Monica knows herself.

  2. Jim
    May 4, 2010, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    I wonder if she could just poit the papers ‘n such , out .

    • Christi
      May 4, 2010, 1:28 am | # | Reply

      Even if she can’t quite manage that, I can’t imagine she couldn’t poit in, grab these things, and then just poit back out to safety.

      Seriously, M, “crawl”? That’s being a little dramatic, don’t’chya think?

      • Fairportfan
        May 4, 2010, 2:35 am | #

        Not really – if she stays too long to rescue papers and such, the safe way out (if you can get out) is to crawl, to stay below the smoke.

      • stjen
        May 4, 2010, 11:33 am | #

        not if she’s trying to haul a couple of heavy boxes at the same time…

      • Christi
        May 5, 2010, 3:47 am | #

        No, no, I didn’t mean dramatic for the average Joe, who needs navigate the burning building before running out of breath. I meant dramatic considering she can poit. 😛

      • Fauxlosopher
        January 20, 2011, 2:31 am | #

        That and she’s a total midget. At 4’10” she probably wouldn’t have to crawl.

        That said, yeah, first thought that came to mind was tele-poiting.

    • txmystic
      May 4, 2010, 9:33 am | # | Reply

      We need a poit primer to be published! 😀

      She didmanage to snatch the teleportation tapestry from the smugglers while under fire…

      • Jim
        May 4, 2010, 11:01 am | #

        You’re right . I wonder what her limit may be , though . She doesn’t seem as skilled/powerful as Jin .

      • chrisleech
        May 25, 2011, 9:28 pm | #

        that’s only because Jin has had more time to learn about her “powers”

  3. Opus the Poet
    May 4, 2010, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    When one’s life and livelyhood are at risk, one must make choices, hard choices.

  4. jwhouk
    May 4, 2010, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Life > papers.

    • Fairportfan
      May 4, 2010, 2:36 am | # | Reply

      For an academic, quite possibly, life = papers.

      • txmystic
        May 4, 2010, 9:34 am | #

        I think it’s life = publish.

  5. hewolf
    May 4, 2010, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    Shelly is a master at the art of wind up. lol

  6. CrashFu
    May 4, 2010, 12:32 am | # | Reply

    Oh man, I’m with Monica. The thought of not being able to save so much STUFF. ._.

    • WilliamTheWolf
      May 4, 2010, 1:13 am | # | Reply

      I don’t think it’d be a hard choice. Just poit the files and such away

      • stjen
        May 4, 2010, 11:35 am | #

        Poit them to Phix’s library, perhaps.

      • Fatuncle
        May 4, 2010, 4:54 pm | #

        Hey, wait –Phix said a copy of any book ended up in her Library. Could that also include paperwork, records, etc. — ?

      • Zespara
        May 4, 2010, 5:23 pm | #

        That’s why you always backup all of your files and put them into a safe!! 🙂

        Z

  7. ziggy78eog
    May 4, 2010, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    Okay, I am trying to figure out where Shelly is taking this analogy. Is she insinuating that Jin is this “burning building”, and that Monica should just let her crash and burn? I am certain that Shelly has Monica’s best interests in mind, but there is no way she is going to do that.

    • Christi
      May 4, 2010, 1:26 am | # | Reply

      I think it’s more a matter of first pointing out to M that she doesn’t tend to think things through rationally when her emotions/attachments get involved. I don’t see where Shelly is going with this, but I don’t think it’ll be to let Jin crash and burn.

      Doesn’t look like anything’s going to kill Shelly’s good mood, though! 😀

    • Dr. Jeff
      May 4, 2010, 1:27 am | # | Reply

      I don’t think Shel is doing that deep of an analogy. She’s pointing out how Monica might value stuff (antiquities, historic papers, research data) over her own life. Monica thinks like a true archeologist; she knows what could be lost forever in a museum fire.

      Shelly know Monica well. :3

      • Fairportfan
        May 4, 2010, 2:38 am | #

        Nah – she’s pointing out that Monica’s first reaction to anyone telling her to do anything that’s not her own idea, for any reason is to say “no”.

  8. LW18(LADYWOLF)
    May 4, 2010, 12:52 am | # | Reply

    These two ought to be sisters. 😉

    • Fairportfan
      May 4, 2010, 2:40 am | # | Reply

      In pretty much all that matters, they are sisters.

      And you could maybe include Bud in that, too.

      • SoWhyMe
        May 4, 2010, 7:36 pm | #

        The way this story is going, maybe they are sisters in some strange, twisted way, yet to be revealed. Or, better yet, maybe Tina is her long lost sister who was on her way to finally meet Monica on the day of the ill-fated bus accident. Oh, the possible plot twists.

      • jwhouk
        May 4, 2010, 8:25 pm | #

        Do NOT give Pablo any ideas. :p

  9. Paula
    May 4, 2010, 1:53 am | # | Reply

    monica could just *poit* the whole filing system out with her 🙂

    • Fairportfan
      May 4, 2010, 2:39 am | # | Reply

      That requires her to think it through instead of simply rfeacting.

      • Julie
        May 4, 2010, 8:07 am | #

        I read that as “That requires her to think it through instead of simply refracting” and died laughing.

        How does one refract I wonder? 🙂

      • Fairportfan
        May 4, 2010, 9:05 am | #

        *sigh*

      • txmystic
        May 4, 2010, 11:33 am | #

        First, establish an interface to a medium in which energy travels with different velocity than the medium of reference. Poiting across that interface will likely refract the person into an unexpected location…

      • Fairportfan
        May 4, 2010, 5:15 pm | #

        Thousands of comedians out of work…

      • txmystic
        May 4, 2010, 10:16 pm | #

        optical physics is no laughing matter, young man…

  10. eschmenk
    May 4, 2010, 8:10 am | # | Reply

    Well, I suppose as long as the fireman is Bud, it wouldn’t cause much of a problem. Actually, Monica claimed to have accepted reality, but that didn’t seem to stick. That’s they way people are, I guess.

    • BMonk
      December 23, 2024, 4:26 pm | # | Reply

      Reality is fine and easy to accept – unless it’s not the reality you had envisioned.

  11. stjen
    May 4, 2010, 11:41 am | # | Reply

    Speaking practically, when M’s boss gets back, M may need to hold a long discussion with him as to what to do to create backups of all of these priceless irreplaceable items in M’s office. It wouldn’t be a bad idea for her to scan images of all of those articles and save them on a (multi-)Terabyte portable hard drive. That way, in such a case, she can just grab the harddrive and get out. (Better yet, back up that hard drive periodically and take it offsite.)

    • Fnord
      May 4, 2010, 4:38 pm | # | Reply

      *IF* her boss gets back … remember who he’s with!

    • Opus the Poet
      May 4, 2010, 7:01 pm | # | Reply

      I’m just kinda wondering how you “back up” a one-of-a-kind artifact to a hard drive? Only one of its kind, still no such thing as replicators yet (have to invent the transporter first)… Not being a smart donkey, just wondering.

      • stjen
        May 5, 2010, 7:09 am | #

        If you can’t save the physical artifact (which should be safely stored in fireproof vaults, not in someone’s office), the next best thing is hi-res images of the item from all angles, various scans, and the results of any analyses already performed, all of which can be stored on a harddrive.

  12. kingklash
    May 4, 2010, 11:54 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, the Wahnee family is kinda like that. Happy pragmatism.

    Shelly could claim Monica as sister, if she wanted. I happen to have many “Relatives” who come from other tribes. Hopi, Pima, Shoshone (although they are actually related to the Comanche, and share major portions of language) Crow, and even a family from Cornwall, England. Basically, the Brother From Another Mother routine. I’d mistake them for sisters, they probably share the same tone of voice.

  13. Meander
    May 4, 2010, 6:55 pm | # | Reply

    That is so my wife. She will say “no” to EVERYTHING if it wasn’t her idea first.

  14. Elkian
    July 13, 2010, 7:12 pm | # | Reply

    Noooo comment >>

  15. Greywolf
    May 21, 2022, 3:11 pm | # | Reply

    This is why you get fireproof file cabinets and keep everything important in them.

  16. Centaur71
    January 15, 2024, 6:51 pm | # | Reply

    Case in point…

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