Keep in mind there is apparently “Para” versions of many popular sites on the net. That allows for a para-fetish site. Many Paras have very predator-ish teeth.
So our next question is what sort of wish-fulfilment, or aftermath cleanup of an activity, would require a girl to brush her teeth many more times a day? Interesting.
I suspect it may be a Red Herring from Paul, however. The joke in today’s page doesn’t require that an actual answer exist.
@Threadmiser
That was a fetish I’ve never heard of before. Not surprised or shocked, just amused and wondering just what they were smoking when they wrote/animated that…
Actually there are several ways to use toothpaste that easily can be categorized as fetish related. Depending on how it’s used it can be give anything from a tingling sensation to burning pain. It’s one of those everyday household items that can have so many uses that most people never ever would think of, but can be so useful when working with limited resources.
Yep, noodle incident. And poor kid. Having your parents poke around in your computer is worse than having them read your diary. There are things you don’t write in your diary, just in case someone reads it.
Private browsing doesn’t hide your favorites as far as I know. It’s for keeping stuff out of your history and cache. I’m pretty sure if you wanna hide your favorites and bookmarks, you need to be a bit sneakier than clicking the private browsing button.
Probably not coprophagia or her mother wouldn’t be as carefree about it. And the only urolagnia fetish that might have an impact on the toothpaste consumptions is urophagia, which, it could be argued, is considerably safer than coprophagia but most probably would have her mother at least slightly upset.
No I think this fetish is something quite unusual and probably “mostly harmless”, just like Earth…
I wonder how big the Succubus* community is, and whether Skylar is going to end up reasonably closely related to Atsali.
* Yeah, I know it was Astali’s _father_ who was the Succubus, but I think I understand that Incubii are a different – and apparently nastier – breed, not just a gendered name.
Other way ’round, Michael. Incubi are just another kind of paras. THE Succubus was something pretty unique that possessed Brandi way back when. I don’t think there’s been anything in the comic yet about what the proper term for a female incubus would be. Maybe it’s also incubus in this ‘verse.
Considering that many of the para-munchkins depicted are all toothy little sods, it makes sense that they go through way more tooth paste than your average baseline human.
Actually, no. They never did. My parents respected my boundaries and that caused me to take stuff to them when i had a problem and actually trust them. As i was friends with kids who’s parents were snoops… those friends came to /my/ parents when there was a problem.
Still thats a huge violation of trust, especually for someone who is about to go to college and be an “adult”
Could be worse. My sister pursued art at SUNY, moved to Grand Rapids to work as an assistant in a doctor’s office and the doctor’s wife was like “either she goes or I go”. She ended up on a manufacturing line at Amway HQ.
Webhysteria: a psychological reaction to having your browser search history “outed”. Usually triggers an abrupt and severe drop in blood pressure, resulting in faintness and the sensation that you are sinking down into the center of the Earth.
I will not see good dental hygiene kinkshamed!
Here here! But I am wondering what the kink could be…
Before you ask the question, be very certain you really wish to learn the answer . . .
“What has been seen cannot be un-seen!”
Hear, hear.
Keep in mind there is apparently “Para” versions of many popular sites on the net. That allows for a para-fetish site. Many Paras have very predator-ish teeth.
So our next question is what sort of wish-fulfilment, or aftermath cleanup of an activity, would require a girl to brush her teeth many more times a day? Interesting.
I suspect it may be a Red Herring from Paul, however. The joke in today’s page doesn’t require that an actual answer exist.
Google “Nisemonogatari toothbrush scene”, it’s not porn but it is a bit lewd so do not watch out loud.
@Threadmiser
That was a fetish I’ve never heard of before. Not surprised or shocked, just amused and wondering just what they were smoking when they wrote/animated that…
It’s well possible Paul didn’t have a particular fetish in mind. That’s OK. I have a bunch.
Who says anyone’s using it on their *teeth*?
(No, I have no idea. But … people are freaky.)
Actually there are several ways to use toothpaste that easily can be categorized as fetish related. Depending on how it’s used it can be give anything from a tingling sensation to burning pain. It’s one of those everyday household items that can have so many uses that most people never ever would think of, but can be so useful when working with limited resources.
Electric toothbrushes have uses other than dental hygiene. Just don’t confuse the attachments…
Just google “tingletip” for your happy fun time attachment…
Personally, I think that she has a biting fetish.
This reminds me of of Nisemonogatari.
Noodle Incident!
Yep, noodle incident. And poor kid. Having your parents poke around in your computer is worse than having them read your diary. There are things you don’t write in your diary, just in case someone reads it.
that’s why they invented encryption steganography and multi layer pass phrasing.
It’s also why they invented “Private” browers: it doesn’t record where you have been
Private browsing doesn’t hide your favorites as far as I know. It’s for keeping stuff out of your history and cache. I’m pretty sure if you wanna hide your favorites and bookmarks, you need to be a bit sneakier than clicking the private browsing button.
I have to wonder about the fetish site. Oral sex? Urolagnia? Coprophagia? Something worse?
Gummy bears in leather underwear.
Don’t ask, you wouldn’t understand.
There’s a reason why I’m not allowed in the “Build A Bear” workshop anymore…
Rule 34.
Does Rule 34 work as a summoning spell? Does evoking something in a sexual context suddenly conjure a website into being?
No, that’s Rule 35. “If there isn’t yet, there will be soon.”
Probably not coprophagia or her mother wouldn’t be as carefree about it. And the only urolagnia fetish that might have an impact on the toothpaste consumptions is urophagia, which, it could be argued, is considerably safer than coprophagia but most probably would have her mother at least slightly upset.
No I think this fetish is something quite unusual and probably “mostly harmless”, just like Earth…
Poor kid…
Keep it in mind that we still don’t even know (or do we? I, for one, don’t) what type of para Skylar is… That would make guessing even more fun 🙂
The word on Facebook is she’s a full-bore succubus. I don’t know if the voice of God has spoken.
I wonder how big the Succubus* community is, and whether Skylar is going to end up reasonably closely related to Atsali.
* Yeah, I know it was Astali’s _father_ who was the Succubus, but I think I understand that Incubii are a different – and apparently nastier – breed, not just a gendered name.
Other way ’round, Michael. Incubi are just another kind of paras. THE Succubus was something pretty unique that possessed Brandi way back when. I don’t think there’s been anything in the comic yet about what the proper term for a female incubus would be. Maybe it’s also incubus in this ‘verse.
Considering that many of the para-munchkins depicted are all toothy little sods, it makes sense that they go through way more tooth paste than your average baseline human.
jfc, my parents never did shit like this to me. Wow. What a huge violation of trust.
OR, they just didn’t TELL you they did it…
Actually, no. They never did. My parents respected my boundaries and that caused me to take stuff to them when i had a problem and actually trust them. As i was friends with kids who’s parents were snoops… those friends came to /my/ parents when there was a problem.
Still thats a huge violation of trust, especually for someone who is about to go to college and be an “adult”
My dad found my porn search history once but his advice was “Hide it better next time.”
Sympathies. She pursues art, she’ll probably wind up a frustrated art teacher.
Could be worse. My sister pursued art at SUNY, moved to Grand Rapids to work as an assistant in a doctor’s office and the doctor’s wife was like “either she goes or I go”. She ended up on a manufacturing line at Amway HQ.
Her mom is just so chill about it though. I can just hear the smirk. 😀
If her mom’s a succubus, she probably is, um, “chill.” (You do realize, don’t you, that “chill” is not an adjective?)
Uh, chill is still an adjective. It’s a thing you can be, have, or do. Be and Have are very similar, less so for do.
And insert Noodle Incident here!
Webhysteria: a psychological reaction to having your browser search history “outed”. Usually triggers an abrupt and severe drop in blood pressure, resulting in faintness and the sensation that you are sinking down into the center of the Earth.
Never, EVER, leave an unsecured computer around your parents!
C’Mon Skylar! We know you’re a new character but that’s so basic to kidsecurity…
OOPS! that’s a gotcha! (but then, blame the id)
I think this would be quite the appropriate reaction:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CxbEb29XEAAHkSA.jpg:large
Leak: Do you know the source of that image? It looks cool.
Something by the Šejićs. Seems like [i]Sunstone[/i] (NSFW), but it doesn’t fit the page format.
Does she have a very elastic nose or one hard enough to imbed itself in the desk?
Her nose looks a bit scrunchy in the last panel.
Cartoon Physics.
Those of us of a certain age will remember Sylvester demonstrating this with various frying pans.
Too cute!
TOO CUTE!!
IT BURNS!!!
I will just leave this here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJL9DUW4C1k
I just LOVE that look of utter mortification in the last panel XD