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by Paul Taylor on May 15, 2012 at 12:00 am
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  1. davids4250
    May 15, 2012, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Mithril bra!

    • zacharaiaha
      May 15, 2012, 12:31 am | # | Reply

      Hands of that shiney shit, it’s mine! the largest one says. It all goes to the great eye, says the small one. This means the ninja’s are highly orc-anized.
      . Help the pan jar is attacking my bank account.

      • britishguy
        May 15, 2012, 1:11 am | #

        They wants it, they wants the precious, my precious!!!

  2. scantrontb
    May 15, 2012, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    HA… No Monica, these Lingerie Ninja’s are working for Lydia… the ones you REALLY need to be careful of are the PIRATE Lingerie Ninja’s, they won’t stop at taking the shirt off your back…

    • zacharaiaha
      May 15, 2012, 12:29 am | # | Reply

      Does that make them part of lydia’s support staff?

      • Maark30
        May 15, 2012, 12:55 am | #

        Nicely played zacharaiaha. You have just suspender-ed my disbelief.

      • Dusty668
        May 15, 2012, 4:59 am | #

        I raise my cup in toast to you brilliant people!

      • TlalocW
        May 15, 2012, 9:10 am | #

        Both of you zip it before I belt you.

    • Casey
      May 15, 2012, 1:15 am | # | Reply

      Pirates? I think there’s a treasure chest pun hiding in there somewhere.

      • zacharaiaha
        May 15, 2012, 1:25 am | #

        Could be but that is WA-A-A-Y to obvious. Chest thinking about it can drive a man crazy.

    • MerchManDan
      May 15, 2012, 1:33 am | # | Reply

      Just for everyone’s information:

      http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=49
      Underwear Ninja.

      http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=50
      Bra Pirate.

    • Maji
      May 15, 2012, 10:42 am | # | Reply

      Ah…
      But are they a match for
      THE WIZARD OF BRAS!!!
      No seriously. The background framed photo reminds me so much of this custom lingerie establishment in Monrovia CA.
      http://monrovia.patch.com/listings/creative-woman-wizard-of-bras

      • Bucc-i
        May 15, 2012, 8:00 pm | #

        OMG! I used to past this place all the time going Jack in the Box when I was going to Mt. Sierra! I used to drag my girlfriend, at the time, in there just to look! Then when we broke up, I kept coming in there saying I was looking for stuff for her!
        To this day, every time I go to Pubic Storage I always drop in to have a look.

      • NOTDilbert
        May 16, 2012, 12:51 am | #

        I hope you mean PUBLIC storage……

      • Bucc-i
        May 16, 2012, 4:15 am | #

        You’ve OBVIOUSLY have never been to that bra store!

    • Kramegame
      May 15, 2012, 11:02 pm | # | Reply

      Every one in this thread owes the pun jar.

  3. Cheesy1
    May 15, 2012, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Clearly the most dangerous of ALL ninjas! :p

    • Knighttrap
      May 15, 2012, 6:57 am | # | Reply

      BEST. NINJAS. EVER.

    • Bucc-i
      May 15, 2012, 8:03 pm | # | Reply

      Lingerie ninjas are the breast kind of ninjas!

    • Kramegame
      May 15, 2012, 11:04 pm | # | Reply

      training to be one myself…if only i lived in feudal japan, i could speed up the process…

  4. Jon B
    May 15, 2012, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Just Don’t make eye contact no matter what you do.

  5. Dave
    May 15, 2012, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Lingerie ninjas? Which revision of the Dungeonmaster’s Manual are they drawn from?

    Feels like a “chaotic neutral” alignment would be appropriate. Prone to appear out of the darkness and deliver a really serious wedgie, unless bribed with large amounts of silk (or nylon, in times of world war)

    • Opus the Poet
      May 15, 2012, 12:34 am | # | Reply

      That would be the supplement to 3.5…

      • Negatron
        May 15, 2012, 5:40 am | #

        What are you on about? Lingerie ninja are way oldschool. Like, original DnD old. And there are different varieties as well =)

      • bmonk
        May 15, 2012, 12:12 pm | #

        Is that why Julia/Monica wears her bra that way?

  6. yuffiek
    May 15, 2012, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Wow, Lydia must have trained under Jack Rakan.

    • joel6113
      May 15, 2012, 12:36 am | # | Reply

      Re-reading that manga right now.

      Well, not RIGHT now, I’m obviously typing this and then going to sleep, but I have been reading through it again recently. So, when you actually read this, I may or may not be reading that manga at that point in time, but will likely have been earlier or will later if I am not at that point in time. Strawberry milk and purple grape pineapple juice tastes like pudding.

  7. Sgt. Howard
    May 15, 2012, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Would your top rank amongst such wear a … PINK… belt?

    • davids4250
      May 15, 2012, 12:16 am | # | Reply

      Or puce?

    • Julie
      May 15, 2012, 9:10 am | # | Reply

      Not unless that belt allowed the word “PINK” to still be plastered across their backside as seems to be the requirement for that line…not that I think it’s ridiculous or anything. 😛

      • Fairportfan
        May 15, 2012, 11:10 am | #

        Nah. Here’s the ultimate rear-facing commentary.

        (Not precisely NSFW…)

      • Fairportfan
        May 15, 2012, 11:12 am | #

        From this week’s Grrl Power, BTW

      • bmonk
        May 15, 2012, 7:17 pm | #

        Always. Expect. Ninjas.

      • bmonk
        May 15, 2012, 7:19 pm | #

        Another good line: ‘WHY U NO UNBUCKLE?’

      • Kramegame
        May 15, 2012, 11:07 pm | #

        Just don’t say papercut.

  8. NOTDilbert
    May 15, 2012, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    I…..don’t recall the Lingerie Ninjas when Mon brought Shelly for a fitting.

    But it seems Lydia did get some throat lozenges since last we visited.

    • Maark30
      May 15, 2012, 12:19 am | # | Reply

      The gravely aspect shown in Lydia’s voice the first time we saw her might have been a gruff voice like Edna Mode and not a Dr. Girlfriend sound. but we shall see I’m sure.

      • ChrisHerself
        May 15, 2012, 10:22 am | #

        Huh, I always read Lydia’s voice as heavily accented when it was written squiggly. Maybe French. I thought that was quite clever on Paul’s part. 🙂

        And I think I recognize Mon’s bra from one of the websites he linked to, haha!

    • NOTDilbert
      May 15, 2012, 12:20 am | # | Reply

      And Gretchen has such a sunny outlook to work for someone with such dark…uh…offices….

    • Ayshela
      May 15, 2012, 3:37 am | # | Reply

      Shelly was unexpected, not by appointment, and looking for an “off the rack” rack support not the holy grail of supportive garments. I’m betting this is in response to the challenge issued.

    • eee
      May 15, 2012, 9:03 am | # | Reply

      That brings up a point. When Monica took Shelly there it was to show her that even less than full figure girls can benefit from better bras. I would assume Tina is along for moral support (cough, cough), but it’s also possible given Connie’s constant gibes about ‘padded, push up bras’ that she might be going to be fitted, too…

      And Tina needs to work on her ‘show no fear’ expression in panel 3.

      • Fairportfan
        May 15, 2012, 11:14 am | #

        If Tina’s going to be Monica’s exercise buddy, she likely needs some good sports bras as well.

      • bmonk
        May 16, 2012, 10:05 am | #

        Lydia already thought of that–see tomorrow, if you dare.

  9. Mmhmm
    May 15, 2012, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    Leapin’ lingerinjas!

  10. nerf-dweller
    May 15, 2012, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    I’ll have to agree with Tina on this matter. WTF?!?!?!

  11. donoho
    May 15, 2012, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    And here I thought Ninjas couldn’t get any cooler. I stand corrected.

    • scantrontb
      May 15, 2012, 11:55 pm | # | Reply

      and THEY hang supported…

  12. msyendor
    May 15, 2012, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    Nice. The demon collective is weirded out. Um, and someone needs to rehang the eyeballs, they’re a bit askew.

    • illiad
      May 15, 2012, 3:56 am | # | Reply

      🙂 🙂 If I was a girl going there first time, mine would askew too!!!

  13. Stigmartyr762
    May 15, 2012, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    Taking into account how Lydia is capable of creating such silken wears made of sterner stuff I have to wonder if Lydia isn’t Ananasi?

    • Julie
      May 15, 2012, 5:08 pm | # | Reply

      Oh I like that thought! 😀

    • Maark30
      May 15, 2012, 11:04 pm | # | Reply

      In this strip it is not out of the realm of possibility.

  14. Bob!
    May 15, 2012, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    Do or do not. There is no try on.

    (drops 10 federation credits in pun jar-jar)

    • Dave
      May 15, 2012, 12:50 am | # | Reply

      AAAaaaggghhh…

    • Elihion
      May 15, 2012, 1:15 am | # | Reply

      Ahum… ‘These are not the boobs you’re looking for…
      Move along, move along… ‘

      Eli.

      • Bucc-i
        May 15, 2012, 8:27 pm | #

        Shopping for bra’s ain’t like crop dusting, girl.

      • MerchManDan
        May 15, 2012, 9:16 pm | #

        NO!! No, this one goes here, THAT one goes there!!

      • CPUGuy1
        May 16, 2012, 10:38 am | #

        OUCH!?!

    • Erik
      May 15, 2012, 4:50 am | # | Reply

      Here’s to hoping George Lucas doesn’t read Wapsi Square comments. Otherwise Jar-Jar could be rattling off puns in the next revision of Star Wars.

      Or maybe that would improve the character?

      • Dave
        May 15, 2012, 9:24 am | #

        Only complete absence can improve that character.

      • Fairportfan
        May 15, 2012, 11:15 am | #

        http://www.gocomics.com/inkpen/2012/05/07

      • W.
        May 15, 2012, 5:07 pm | #

        I agree.

      • Ratcatcher
        May 17, 2012, 3:12 am | #

        Dave- Or a truely grand (and short) death scene. So we know he is NOT coming back ever.

      • Danzier
        May 15, 2012, 4:05 pm | #

        Pun Jar =/= Jar Jar. One has eminent domain, the other, imminent demise.

        *Pays the first and punts the second*

      • Dave
        May 15, 2012, 6:21 pm | #

        Very nicely done. I would be remiss if I did not remise… if I defer it won’t deter. Or something like that.

  15. Qalypso
    May 15, 2012, 1:23 am | # | Reply

    I’m going to love this arc…

    • zacharaiaha
      May 15, 2012, 1:41 am | # | Reply

      Let’s make sure this doesn’t get misplaced once it is over. That would make us the ‘Readers of the Lost Arc’.
      .
      .
      I know I shouldn’t a done it but just couldn’t resist.

      • Danzier
        May 15, 2012, 4:09 pm | #

        1. This is why we have SoWhyMe on payroll.

        2. The pun vault is awaiting your valuables.

      • bmonk
        May 15, 2012, 7:12 pm | #

        Would this arc make the Biblioteke the Temple of Doom?

      • Kramegame
        May 15, 2012, 11:12 pm | #

        SoWhyMe may be the archive genius, but I take the humbler role of greeter to the community, and enforcer of the pun jar.

  16. MerchManDan
    May 15, 2012, 1:38 am | # | Reply

    Well. If I didn’t have a crush on Gretchen before, I surely do NOW.

    • W.
      May 15, 2012, 10:43 am | # | Reply

      I agree.

  17. shadowinthelight
    May 15, 2012, 1:40 am | # | Reply

    What are lingerie ninjas armed with? Razor underwire? Throwing panties?

    • zacharaiaha
      May 15, 2012, 1:46 am | # | Reply

      They use booby traps.

      • Yarner
        May 15, 2012, 3:10 am | #

        The pun jar’s gonna have a great day 🙂

      • bmonk
        May 15, 2012, 12:21 pm | #

        I once saw a real booby trap–a little one inch or so trap that a woman could carry in her bra–good for catching flies, or straying fingers. . . .

      • illiad
        May 15, 2012, 1:58 pm | #

        well, it depends if there is enough space for it!! 🙂 🙂

      • Bucc-i
        May 15, 2012, 8:35 pm | #

        WIN!

    • Yamara
      May 15, 2012, 10:55 pm | # | Reply

      They have power to go unseen, of course! They could be right against your body, and you’d never feel them.

      They are everywhere… and underwear.

  18. Lightfoot
    May 15, 2012, 2:16 am | # | Reply

    …this brings up a lot of questions. Do these lingerie ninjas wear only lingerie? Do they make the bras themselves?

    …what did they do with Monica and Tina’s shirts?

    • illiad
      May 15, 2012, 4:12 am | # | Reply

      … neatly folded on the changing room chair…. 🙂

      • Fairportfan
        May 15, 2012, 11:20 am | #

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN6uLeEgLLk

      • Kramegame
        May 15, 2012, 11:14 pm | #

        My boss at my retail job showed me that about 2 years ago. literally changed my life. Tis a great party trick too.

  19. Yarner
    May 15, 2012, 3:14 am | # | Reply

    And we’re off to serious sillyness territory…
    Freaking out Tina is totally funny and cute.
    (Also: no one seemed to mention the obcious: Belly Belly Belly)
    This’ll be a fun week

    • Yarner
      May 15, 2012, 3:15 am | # | Reply

      *obvious
      (sorry)

    • Julie
      May 15, 2012, 9:13 am | # | Reply

      <3 Belly belly belly!

    • bmonk
      May 15, 2012, 12:23 pm | # | Reply

      And it does look nicer without the shirt making it all pouchy.

    • Bucc-i
      May 15, 2012, 9:00 pm | # | Reply

      Shazoowie!

    • Kramegame
      May 15, 2012, 11:22 pm | # | Reply

      Well i think the pooch is why Tina agreed to be her workout buddy.

  20. mizilca
    May 15, 2012, 4:25 am | # | Reply

    So awesome…Monica’s a pro at this mystical realm of bra shopping whilst poor Tina on the other hand is in new territory…

    • Maark30
      May 15, 2012, 11:12 pm | # | Reply

      I would guess that she has spent the whole of her second life buying off the rack.

  21. TheDoctor
    May 15, 2012, 7:53 am | # | Reply

    I agree with Tina WTF. Is this ‘Sweeps week’ cause there is a LOT of Fan Service. ~~~~ On another Topic did Paul dump ‘Sinfest’ cause it is no longer on his “Friends”list?

    • illiad
      May 15, 2012, 8:53 am | # | Reply

      ‘fanservice’?? I dont see it.. it is a much abused word, urbandict AFAIR basically says ‘ teenagers getting overexcited about girls… 🙁 {groan}

      but as the main subject matter today & yesterday is that, I dont think so???

  22. kingklash
    May 15, 2012, 8:47 am | # | Reply

    Linger-injas?

    • zacharaiaha
      May 15, 2012, 3:52 pm | # | Reply

      Highly trained in bra-rate right?

  23. as363
    May 15, 2012, 9:33 am | # | Reply

    We may have to manufacture another pun vault before this arc is over – perhaps one with tracks leading to it so that the carts can be loaded by each contributor prior to dumping their worldly possessions into it..

    • Kramegame
      May 15, 2012, 11:20 pm | # | Reply

      nah, the new flat rate system is great for repeat offenders. for their first, or next born child, they can make all the puns they want, for 5 years.

  24. The Old Wolf
    May 15, 2012, 10:06 am | # | Reply

    A bit of comic relief in with all the supernatural tension is always welcome. Lingerie ninjas? What’s this store called, anyway, Mochizuki’s Secret?

    • Computer Matthew
      May 15, 2012, 2:00 pm | # | Reply

      Veronica’s Secret Attack?
      Naruto’s of Hollywood?

    • zacharaiaha
      May 15, 2012, 3:49 pm | # | Reply

      My Little Phonies?

      • Dave
        May 15, 2012, 6:22 pm | #

        #ouch#

        You are definitely in fine form today!

      • Kramegame
        May 15, 2012, 11:18 pm | #

        Damn, you musta hit the lotto, that’s like your sixth pun today. I’ll just keep the tab open for you on the pun-vault. Lemme know when you want to cash out.

  25. Justa Wud Turner
    May 15, 2012, 11:28 am | # | Reply

    Tina said “flock” right? I’m sure its flock . Did you hear flock? Yeah flock it is. What else but flock. Sure as flock it was . No flock about it. Or was it “frap”?

    • fallconskat
      May 15, 2012, 12:50 pm | # | Reply

      i heard “feck” but i coulda been mistaken. beats the flock outta me… (i beg your pardon, but i run with a herd of smart-asses. heh.)

    • Dave
      May 15, 2012, 1:31 pm | # | Reply

      Probably “flup”, to be consistent with yesterday’s suggestions that Monica’s new sports bra would need to be woven out of scrith fiber.

    • illiad
      May 15, 2012, 2:02 pm | # | Reply

      nah nah, its furby, fizzy, flip, what the f your dirty mind is!! 😀

    • illiad
      May 15, 2012, 2:11 pm | # | Reply

      or….. a famous Irish TV star!!!!

      http://youtu.be/H7hHCutDFu0

      😀 😀

      • Justa Wud Turner
        May 15, 2012, 4:30 pm | #

        Oh feck! I can’t remember the word!

      • Justa Wud Turner
        May 15, 2012, 9:34 pm | #

        I just remembered the word- it’s used to describe the sound created as a sharecropper’s mule pulls its hind hoof out of some Louisiana gumbo mud…

    • scantrontb
      May 16, 2012, 12:06 am | # | Reply

      Nope… You heard the word “Frell”… as in: what the frell?

  26. SheSkull
    May 15, 2012, 3:25 pm | # | Reply

    omg! I’ve got tears in my eyes! XD rotflmao

  27. Sonicthunder
    May 15, 2012, 4:02 pm | # | Reply

    Aww. No more crackly text for Lydia? Now how will I know she has an accent/smoker’s lung! (>^_^)>

  28. davids4250
    May 15, 2012, 4:11 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve gotta admit that I dunno why Tina is so nervous.

    • bmonk
      May 15, 2012, 7:14 pm | # | Reply

      Because she got a bra that fit from a designer that had never measured her or, as far as we know, even seen her before that moment??

  29. Danzier
    May 15, 2012, 4:12 pm | # | Reply

    I will never shop here. The first panel is too frightening.

    • Justa Wud Turner
      May 15, 2012, 7:56 pm | # | Reply

      Danizer- this Gretchen is very reminescent of the pirate captain’s first mate of Jaun Gimenez’ illustrated novel’ Leo Roa’…

      • Danzier
        May 16, 2012, 12:32 am | #

        Hmm, I’ll have to look that one up… maybe. 😉

  30. Pamala5768
    May 15, 2012, 4:53 pm | # | Reply

    Love the “What the F…” face in the last panel.

  31. ertain
    May 15, 2012, 6:37 pm | # | Reply

    Lingerie ninjas. Heh heh heh, I like it.

  32. Q?
    May 15, 2012, 6:46 pm | # | Reply

    Didn’t the receptionist have really huge teeth before?

  33. jwhouk
    May 16, 2012, 8:33 am | # | Reply

    You know, I just realized that Lydia’s words weren’t in spooky-voice.

    • bmonk
      May 16, 2012, 10:07 am | # | Reply

      She’s too spooked to be spooky?

  34. MidnightDStroyer
    June 9, 2017, 4:50 am | # | Reply

    Heh! Reminds me of the Grrl Power comic. The author promised ninjas right from the start, but the only ninjas seen so far are Fashion Ninjas…They work with guy that designs & modifies (with super powers, no less) the uniforms & outfits worn by the Archon Branch of the Grrl Power univere’s military personnel.

    Lingerie Ninjas here, Fashion Ninjas there…
    😀

  35. Centaur71
    January 16, 2024, 7:22 pm | # | Reply

    I need a bra shop like that in my town!

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