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Not Our Job

by Paul Taylor on March 20, 2018 at 11:17 pm
Story: Wapsi-Archive
Characters: Castela, Digit, Hiroshi, Shawna, Valerie
Location: Gryphon Middle School

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  1. BarerMender
    March 20, 2018, 11:28 pm | # | Reply

    How old is Valerie? Twelve?

    • FreeFlier
      March 20, 2018, 11:33 pm | # | Reply

      I suspect she’s trying to control something . . . anything . . .

    • Guesticus
      March 21, 2018, 8:00 am | # | Reply

      She could be a student teacher, just out of Teachers College, maybe 18 or 19?

      • Hinoron
        January 11, 2024, 8:46 pm | #

        I think you have to go to regular college before you can go to teacher’s college. Let’s say closer to 23-25.
        Also, she was the more experienced teacher befriending/mentoring Digit when she joined the faculty. She can’t be that green.

        I do believe it’s safe to say she doesn’t have any teenage daughters of her own. 😛

    • Correllian
      March 21, 2018, 8:37 am | # | Reply

      We’ve seen Valerie before, giving advice to that ogress kindergarten teacher. From that, I gather she’s a more senior staff member, at least more senior than Digit.

      My take is that she’s panicking over the situation, while Digit’s logical, deadpan personality is helping her prioritize issues and deal with the situation.

      “Find missing student FIRST, worry about the ones who are obviously alive and well LATER”

      • shori
        March 21, 2018, 8:04 pm | #

        it also helps that digit spent most of her life in the library before coming to the school. so this is probably not the scariest thing she witnessed.

    • JuankiMan
      July 20, 2018, 12:57 pm | # | Reply

      Must be Prude-Niggurath.

  2. BarerMender
    March 20, 2018, 11:39 pm | # | Reply

    Locked doors might not be much of an obstacle for Daylla.

    • Mark N
      March 21, 2018, 12:13 am | # | Reply

      Yea, I remember her attack form in kindergarten.

    • Simon
      March 21, 2018, 5:22 am | # | Reply

      For that matter, how many of this crowd *would* have difficulty with a locked door?

      • Siarles
        March 21, 2018, 6:09 am | #

        In a para school, the ‘locks’ might be a bit more sophisticated. Likely augmented with magic.

    • Dark Kuno
      March 21, 2018, 7:15 am | # | Reply

      This is a building designed to handle multiple paranormal beings of varying origins, ability sets and levels of power. I doubt “locked” means the same thing it does for a normal real world middle/high school

      • FreeFlier
        March 21, 2018, 9:20 pm | #

        Of course it would mean the same: that the door cannot be opened by unauthorized personnel without use of grossly excessive force!

        What else would “locked” mean?

      • Correllian
        March 22, 2018, 8:42 pm | #

        The population of this school specializes in grossly excessive force, though.

  3. Dave
    March 21, 2018, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    This sort of references back to the discussion when Shelly-sphinx was flying badly-slashed-up Justin to the hospital… some people wondered what the reaction of the hospital staff would be when a buck-naked Shelly dragged a bleeding man into the emergency room.

    The consensus among those who know was “They would get him on a gurney and take care of his injuries; somebody would hand her a blanket. Nobody would make an issue of her being bare.”

    Priorities are important.

    • Scott
      March 21, 2018, 2:09 am | # | Reply

      At the ER, I certainly hope so. I had to deal with an annoying priority failure at work last week.

      • FreeFlier
        March 21, 2018, 3:22 am | #

        “Prioritization failure” . . . I like that one!

        Had to deal with one of those a couple of years ago where they were throwing away more than $100,000 and risking multiple fatalities to save $20,000 . . . they almost got away with it too, but I suddenly went “That should be in work by now, but I haven’t seen it . . .” and turned into “Man-who-asks-inconvenient-questions”.

        Since keeping it quiet was critical, the work was reinstated and finished, even if the miscreant did manage to wipe the fingerprints off.

      • Correllian
        March 21, 2018, 8:41 am | #

        Have one of those right now at the regional big-box retailer where I work. Corporate suddenly insists that we scan the barcodes on the individual produce, despite the fact that they’re frequently missing or simply don’t work, when the priority should be serving the customer in a pleasant, efficient manner.

        I can punch the codes in from memory or even look them up faster than trying to get them to scan when they won’t.

  4. TazManiac
    March 21, 2018, 1:19 am | # | Reply

    Of those three things the Spider-gal came up with, I’m agree, mostly with One & Two, but Three is valid, if coming at in inopportune time. But it _is_ the chaperone’s ‘job’…

    • gyrre
      March 21, 2018, 1:25 am | # | Reply

      I was wondering if any of the characters would point it out.

    • BarerMender
      March 21, 2018, 1:33 am | # | Reply

      I agree with Digit: it’s not their job to judge pajamas. It’s their job to see that nothing bad happens to the kids. Such as disappearing.

      • Correllian
        March 21, 2018, 8:09 am | #

        And in the case of Hiroshi, how many guys sleep in just boxers, especially when it’s hot out? It’s not uncommon.

    • Dave
      March 21, 2018, 8:10 am | # | Reply

      Above all, a chaperone’s job is “keep the kids safe”. “Safe from dying” is rather more urgent from “safe from snogging” or “safe from showing skin”.

      If Valerie doesn’t get that, she’s chapewrong for the job.

    • TazManiac
      March 21, 2018, 1:11 pm | # | Reply

      Don’t get me wrong; it’s certainly the wrong time to talk wardrobe when there is an MIA student to be found, but still…

      • Correllian
        March 22, 2018, 8:04 pm | #

        Now that the initial search is over, I’m sure they can spare a few minutes for Shawna to go get that sweatshirt she had earlier and put it on, if only to reduce the number of things Valerie is stressing over. FOr that matter, Hiroshi had a bathrobe, too…………..

  5. KnightDelight
    March 21, 2018, 2:10 am | # | Reply

    Whoa! So Daylla’s joke (on Castella) about Hiroshi running down the hall in his underwear has come true! Once things calm down Castella could still break out into a full rose bush, trellis and all, upon seeing him.

    • Robert Nowall
      March 21, 2018, 9:42 am | # | Reply

      Well, Castela has *already* seen Hiroshi naked. He came that way when he came down from butterflying…

      • Michael
        March 21, 2018, 1:33 pm | #

        didnt that come with an instant jab?

      • Robert Nowall
        March 21, 2018, 4:19 pm | #

        She got to see him, then feel him up. Quite an accomplishment for someone so young…

      • Correllian
        March 22, 2018, 8:44 pm | #

        Then knock him across the room, possibly through the wall.

    • Gavote
      March 23, 2018, 5:21 pm | # | Reply

      Blackthorne in bloom: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/Schlehe1.jpg

  6. WhatTheWhat
    March 21, 2018, 4:55 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, i don’t think Valerie is gonna believe that Castella’s hand was glowing because of a flashlight

  7. Jeff Weiner
    March 21, 2018, 6:33 am | # | Reply

    I’m beginning to wonder if the “ghost” is actually a student who’s stuck in a time-space warp, and just pulled Dayla into it.

    • Bratty Roger
      August 13, 2023, 11:08 pm | # | Reply

      That DOES seem to be more likely❗

  8. GrantCMcCormick
    March 21, 2018, 6:47 am | # | Reply

    Would they be able to tell if the portal were used, either incoming or outgoing, and when?

    • Correllian
      March 21, 2018, 8:10 am | # | Reply

      I would hope there’s a way to track that, especially in a school setting, where it’s important to know where all the students are.

  9. Guesticus
    March 21, 2018, 8:04 am | # | Reply

    Nice physics job on Shawna in panel two 😀

    • Steve
      March 21, 2018, 10:31 am | # | Reply

      Gainax would be proud.

      • Bratty Roger
        March 5, 2020, 11:13 pm | #

        🤨Leonardo DaVinci, however, would give a proverbial(❓) roll of his eyes to that kind of “breast physics” ~ followed by a rude gesture to Gainax.😤

  10. Correllian
    March 21, 2018, 8:16 am | # | Reply

    Digit’s right. Priority number one is to make sure all students are safe. And since all students except Daylila are present, accounted for, and helping look for Daylila, the main priority is to find the missing student.

    As long as all the important bits are covered, worry about how everyone’s dressed later.

    Though Shawna _could_ take a minute or two to go get that sweatshirt she had and put it back on, for practical reasons as well. If her current attire gets somehow damaged during the search, it could lead to a humiliating moment for her.

    • Correllian
      March 21, 2018, 8:17 am | # | Reply

      And really, she’s not showing much more skin than Valerie is.

      • Michael
        March 21, 2018, 1:34 pm | #

        But, but she wears unspeakables, in public!!

      • scantrontb
        March 21, 2018, 2:54 pm | #

        Michael: So DON’T SPEAK about them! 😀

      • Guesticus
        March 22, 2018, 7:39 am | #

        Actually, Shawna is showing a lot more skin, specially for someone so young, and panel two shows just how much more could be shown if she’s not careful…

      • Correllian
        March 22, 2018, 7:53 pm | #

        The difference is literally a spaghetti strap top over a tank top, and a lower cut neckline. They’re showing the same amount of belly, and everyone’s naughty bits are covered.

        Unless Shawna’s top is made out of a more sheer material, that is.

      • Correllian
        March 22, 2018, 8:32 pm | #

        Also, hence my suggesting she go get her sweatshirt………….

  11. Correllian
    March 21, 2018, 8:31 am | # | Reply

    It seems Digit’s logical, emotionless manner is helping her keep a level head in a situation where Valerie, who I gather is the more senior staff member, is panicking and letting herself be distracted by relatively trivial, low-priority issues.

  12. Robert Nowall
    March 21, 2018, 9:41 am | # | Reply

    Hiroshi’s looking…himself…right now. The question of his real form is still up for grabs.

    • Correllian
      March 21, 2018, 11:38 am | # | Reply

      Well, he’s fae, right? The only other fae character I remember pretty much looked human all the time, even if she could shrink herself.

      • Robert Nowall
        March 21, 2018, 4:18 pm | #

        I thought it all came from him shooting down a Fae when she asked him out, not because he himself was Fae…

      • Correllian
        March 22, 2018, 8:36 pm | #

        Archive dove. He’s half-Fae, so we’re both right, since we have no clue what the other half is.

        http://wapsisquare.com/comic/your-butterfly/

  13. Michael
    March 21, 2018, 2:47 pm | # | Reply

    Did anybody notice, that all but Valerie are back to their human disguise? In the panic before, all of them forgot to maintain it.

    And my god, Valerie, the reason for a mixed sleepover is to catch some glimpse of a bit naked skin. Only nobody would admit it, of course. It would make them all peeping toms or beths, whatever.

    • Robert Nowall
      March 21, 2018, 4:20 pm | # | Reply

      Isn’t Valerie’s disguise a mask with a happy face drawn on it? (Bad as the hamsters in “Narbonic.”)

  14. Centaur71
    March 21, 2018, 7:24 pm | # | Reply

    That’s tellin’ her Digit; keep her on track…

  15. Guesticus
    March 22, 2018, 7:46 am | # | Reply

    One thing no one has asked: why is Digit shoving a torch in Stela’s face? o_O

    • Correllian
      March 22, 2018, 7:57 pm | # | Reply

      I wondered why Digit, who can presumably see in the dark (being a spider) is handing a flashlight to Castella, who can make her hands glow.

      I’m assuming Timmy and Scarlet can see in the dark to some degree, too, so that leaves Shawna and Hiroshi as the ones most likely in need of an artificial light source.

      • smparadox
        March 24, 2018, 9:19 pm | #

        Jumping Spiders are daytime hunters, if I recall correctly. Color vision and hi-res binocular vision with their largest two eyes, nigh-360 degree peripheral vision with the rest. I’m not sure how their night vision is, or how good their vibration sense is compared to other spiders – who can navigate without difficulty with no vision whatsoever – so Digit might actually need a flashlight. Castela, on the other hand, I am pretty sure I remember being able to see in full darkness even before she learned to glow her hands.

  16. jdreyfuss
    June 1, 2018, 1:11 pm | # | Reply

    Am I the only one thinking someone is gonna end up crashing through the enchanted wall and end up the wrong gender?

  17. Bratty Roger
    April 23, 2022, 5:09 pm | # | Reply

    I can’t blame Shawna for her embarrassment in th bottom panel

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