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Round One

by Paul Taylor on January 31, 2011 at 12:00 am
Story: Wapsi-Archive
Characters: Conscience, Nudge, Shelly, Tina
Location: Mucho Mocha

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  1. Joe Minotaur
    January 31, 2011, 12:01 am | # | Reply

    Payback?

    • Amishrakefight
      January 31, 2011, 12:14 am | # | Reply

      No….cat fight

      • Eee
        January 31, 2011, 7:44 am | #

        Rat / saytr fight. (nod, nod)

      • Eee
        January 31, 2011, 7:47 am | #

        a cat fight would be if Phix were involved…

      • kermit
        January 31, 2011, 1:42 pm | #

        That wouldn’t be much of a fight, now, would it?

      • Uncle Rice
        January 31, 2011, 8:39 pm | #

        I’ve got this suspicion that Nudges transformation was more complete than intended.

  2. Jim
    January 31, 2011, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Ding! Ding! Hahahaha!

    • SoWhyMe
      January 31, 2011, 12:35 am | # | Reply

      And we have crossed over into cartoon territory, wherein the characters can instantly bring forth all manner of objects, usually a large mallet.

      • Alex
        January 31, 2011, 3:48 am | #

        I’d like to think you’re smiling when you say that, but I imagine it’s a derisive one if you are….. in which case, you’re deriding a situation involving demons occupying a baristas corpse, millenia old golems, characters that can *poit* about at will and otherwise ordinary people that can chuck engine blocks like shot-puts for a lack of strict adherence to realism?

      • jwhouk
        January 31, 2011, 8:27 am | #

        ^^^ This. 🙂

      • SoWhyMe
        January 31, 2011, 12:19 pm | #

        No, I am smiling and I think it’s fine. Just to be clear, I’m not being derisive at all. As Eee mentioned below, it’s not the first time Creepy has done something with a visual aid. Just the first time she did it as a gag. It’s not something Paul should overdo (IMO) but I hope it’s not the last.

      • Dafydd
        January 31, 2011, 7:04 am | #

        Forget mallets — the creme de la creme of such fights was in Lilo & Stitch when Stitch picked up a VW Beetle and said, “Punch Buggy!”

      • Jay-Em
        January 31, 2011, 8:21 am | #

        There is another web-comic where females can conjure-up the “insulted-female’s hammer of doom” (El Goonish Shive) sooo..it’s not just Tom&Jerry, or Road Runner that have this amazing ability. (Though, in Goonish, it is , indeed, only the females that can summon this hammer..no fair!)

      • Caldi-Chan
        January 31, 2011, 9:39 am | #

        Actually, in E.G.S The Hammer is no longer summonable by females. Since Jerry the imortal “died” and gave the Hammer to Susan as a magical Hammer only she herself can summon physically. ^^;

      • Rycr
        May 28, 2011, 8:19 pm | #

        A hammer which she has yet to use since then, if I remember correctly. Besides, hammerspace is NOT the weirdest thing that comic’s ever done.

      • Eee
        January 31, 2011, 8:35 am | #

        Conscience has shown she can summon up images of items at will (http://wapsisquare.com/comic/take-this-and-do-this/), this isn’t anything new for her. Now, if Tina had pulled out an Akane style mallet and hammered Nudge, THAT would have startling! Especially for Nudge…

        Speaking of whom, her freckles make me thinks she’s constantly breaking a sweat.

        I’m waiting for Tina or Nudge to react to Conscience and show she’s really there…

      • SoWhyMe
        January 31, 2011, 12:28 pm | #

        Good point about being able to summon images at will. The “freckles” look more like bumps to me. We need a reference pic of Ms. Bontemps with which we can compare.

      • Platonix
        January 31, 2011, 8:40 pm | #

        You guys do realize Dietzel has been doing this basically forever?

    • ProleBoi
      January 31, 2011, 12:57 am | # | Reply

      Creepy does sight gags? I dunno… I just feel mildly disappointed.

      • SoWhyMe
        January 31, 2011, 1:05 am | #

        At least she has a sense of the absurd/humor.

      • Fairportfan
        January 31, 2011, 2:32 am | #

        Well, we know she’s into visual aids…

      • bmonk
        January 31, 2011, 2:12 pm | #

        Except she’s not wearing a skimpy outfit like “real” fight girls…

      • Artemisia
        January 31, 2011, 6:08 pm | #

        I think Concience is awesome for the sight gags… how many times have you wanted to do something like that and just settle for imagining or pantomime

    • Danzier
      January 31, 2011, 6:34 am | # | Reply

      I thought she borrowed the door bell. 😉

      • Fairportfan
        January 31, 2011, 9:58 pm | #

        Nah – that’s a boxing arena bell.

    • RSinAustin
      January 31, 2011, 6:09 pm | # | Reply

      The bell made me laugh 🙂 I’m liking creepy girl more and more.

  3. stjen
    January 31, 2011, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    So – Tina did recognize Nudge. As it should be.

  4. Jon B
    January 31, 2011, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    This could be a real slobber-knocker!

    • TlalocW
      January 31, 2011, 12:07 am | # | Reply

      Sure you’re name should be Jim R. instead of Jon B?

    • rhino
      January 31, 2011, 11:29 am | # | Reply

      That woman is a HOSS!

  5. Kellisanth
    January 31, 2011, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Interesting texture/eyes on Tina.

    And I hope Nudge still has teeth after that whack on the jaw/mouth.

    Good follow thru with that punch?

    • nerf-dweller
      January 31, 2011, 12:26 am | # | Reply

      yeah. Tina’s eyes look almost…human. I wonder if Nudge’s appearance has, what the term I’m searching for, coalesced the Tina demon collective? Getting them all to focus on the same thing at the same time.

      • SoWhyMe
        January 31, 2011, 12:50 am | #

        Even though they’re momochrome here, I get the impression the eyes are blood red at the moment.

      • Fatuncle
        January 31, 2011, 1:20 am | #

        Same impression here.

      • Eee
        January 31, 2011, 8:13 am | #

        I suspect Hate and Anger may have taken charge of the Collective right now…

      • jwhouk
        January 31, 2011, 8:29 am | #

        Well, Hate DID show up at the shop a bit ago…

      • SoWhyMe
        January 31, 2011, 2:24 pm | #

        Good point, jwhouk. It did appear she/it was lurking in the background. Foreshadowing? (no pun intended)

    • J2P2
      January 31, 2011, 6:47 am | # | Reply

      Love the eyes–or should I say eye–Wonderfully creepy.

  6. Jabberwonky
    January 31, 2011, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Nudge seems to having a bit of trouble with her new lifestlye.

    More love for Connie…

  7. Joe Minotaur
    January 31, 2011, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    I think the rats have anger issues.

  8. Cheesy1
    January 31, 2011, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    So, will Shelly be the one to have to stop this fight? Or will perhaps Phix walk in and have to layeth the smackdown?

    • My2Cents
      January 31, 2011, 12:17 am | # | Reply

      Nope, this is a one-punch payback.

      Note the comment about Phix having fun at Nudge’s expense. Bet that is why the clothing is totally inaddiquate for the weather.

      • SoWhyMe
        January 31, 2011, 12:47 am | #

        Yep. It appears Eee was right yesterday when he/she said it was Phix who got her to wear that outfit.

    • Atomic
      January 31, 2011, 12:37 am | # | Reply

      “Shelly, stand by the door.”

      And I immediately flashed on “The Coward of the County”:

      The Gatlin boys just laughed at him
      When he walked into the barroom
      One of them got up
      And met him half way cross the floor
      Tommy turned around they said
      Hey look, old yeller’s leavin’
      You could’ve heard a pin drop
      When Tommy stopped and locked the door

      Love the eyes!

      No — this isn’t a one shot deal at all….

      • Fairportfan
        January 31, 2011, 2:37 am | #

        I dunno – looks as if it could be “one and done” to me.

      • Jabberwonky
        January 31, 2011, 2:48 am | #

        Nudge didn’t fight back, physically, with Phix. (Although there may be a whole ‘nother dynamic there.) And she was caught off guard with the cold temperatures. I think she’s had any fight smacked out of her already.
        And, Tina must have some kinda fightin’ in her background. That’s really good form on her follow through…

      • Danzier
        January 31, 2011, 6:36 am | #

        By? I’d love to read the whole thing…

      • jwhouk
        January 31, 2011, 8:30 am | #

        That’s a Kenny Rogers song, “The Coward Of The County”.

      • Danzier
        January 31, 2011, 11:33 pm | #

        … oh.

        [feels very dumb.]

    • SoWhyMe
      January 31, 2011, 1:03 am | # | Reply

      Stop it? Why would anyone wanna stop it?

      • NOTDilbert
        January 31, 2011, 1:19 am | #

        Especially Phix. I’m suprised she’s not filming from across the street – oh wait, maybe she is.

      • Fairportfan
        January 31, 2011, 1:37 am | #

        Nah – sitting there with a hot dog and a beer, holding a littlt flag that says “Tina”…

      • SoWhyMe
        January 31, 2011, 12:37 pm | #

        That would be funny. Now would be the point at which Phix would leap up cheering and spilling her popcorn.

        TEEEE-NA!
        TEEEE-NA!
        TEEEE-NA!

      • illiad
        January 31, 2011, 11:04 am | #

        yeah, and rolling around the floor laughing!!! 😀

  9. nerf-dweller
    January 31, 2011, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    I’m really starting to love Conscience. She always knows the right thing to say…Ding! Ding!. ROFL!!

  10. CarpeNoctem
    January 31, 2011, 12:40 am | # | Reply

    Ridiculous outfit: $120
    Coffee: $4
    Watching Tina finally blow something other than sunshine: Priceless

    PS: tee hee “ding! ding!”

    • Opus the Poet
      January 31, 2011, 4:57 pm | # | Reply

      +1 on the Tee Hee at the “ding-ding”

  11. Schizzy
    January 31, 2011, 12:43 am | # | Reply

    Sexiest. Punch. EVER!

  12. Locuranis
    January 31, 2011, 12:44 am | # | Reply

    That punch looked like it started somewhere in Maine and landed around Oregon.

    • Fatuncle
      January 31, 2011, 5:21 am | # | Reply

      And knocked down a couple of redwoods. Notice the spray of blood.

  13. SoWhyMe
    January 31, 2011, 12:45 am | # | Reply

    Geesh! I expected a little thanks before the hitting began. Maybe Nudge will make her case after she picks up her teeth, or, perhaps between blows. She’s good at that.

    • SoWhyMe
      January 31, 2011, 1:01 am | # | Reply

      Also, I guess Tina’s caveat about not directly harming anyone doesn’t extend to supernatural beings/pests. Gotta hand it to Nudge, however, she’s no coward. She will face up to those she’s wronged come what may. Of course, being immortal probably helps.

      • Leeskra
        January 31, 2011, 1:31 am | #

        I don’t know… I have a feeling she doesn’t even acknowledge anything she has done wrong yet. Like how it seemed she was twisting around what happened between her and Phix wasn’t completely her fault… 😉

        Call it blissful ignorance, arrogance, or joker’s jolly? >D

      • Fairportfan
        January 31, 2011, 1:41 am | #

        I must say, “Thock!” seems a bit … inadequate…

      • Andrew
        January 31, 2011, 5:24 am | #

        Whump?

      • Jay-Em
        January 31, 2011, 8:27 am | #

        Though, that IS the actual sound it makes (in Your head when being hit AND when hitting with a good bare-fisted one full on the left..don’t ask…)

      • SoWhyMe
        January 31, 2011, 12:44 pm | #

        Thock theems thficient to me.

      • Fairportfan
        January 31, 2011, 3:05 pm | #

        “What happened to the ‘Kaboom’? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering ‘Kaboom’!”

  14. Kyle Stelios
    January 31, 2011, 1:08 am | # | Reply

    AND NUDGE GOES DOWN! NUDGE GOES DOWN!!

    DAAAAAAANNG!! Who didn’t see that shit-storm coming?? Tina’s got one helluva nice right hook! LOL

  15. Bucc-i
    January 31, 2011, 1:17 am | # | Reply

    LEFT HOOK!
    RIGHT CROSS!
    BODY BLOW!
    BODY BLOW!
    BODY BLOW!
    *star*
    dun dun dun
    SUPER PUNCH!

    • Fatuncle
      January 31, 2011, 1:22 am | # | Reply

      … and kick kick kick …

  16. Paula
    January 31, 2011, 1:47 am | # | Reply

    Now THAT was worth the wait 🙂

    Of cause shelly doesnt know what is going on (even tho CLK did) so she will possibly try to stop the fight. Or maybe Phixx will show.
    Either way Nudge made Tina indirectly cry so Tina possibly has a fair bit of aggresion to work through!

  17. StJason
    January 31, 2011, 1:57 am | # | Reply

    Wait… Why is Tina punching Nudge?

    Did Nudge do anything to her? Well, aside from help her demons animate her corpse, no. Did she force her into dangerous situations? Not unless the notice of a Sphinx was something that a collection of demons wouldn’t have. The only negative feeling that I can think of is when Tina broke down because of Nudge’s ABSENCE.

    So, I’m confused as to why Tina is hauling off here…

    • Fairportfan
      January 31, 2011, 2:34 am | # | Reply

      The rest of the collective had … issues … with Nudge.

      I mean, she acted without consulting the rest of them, and got them into situations they didn’t like.

      I mean, anchovies … ?

    • Jabberwonky
      January 31, 2011, 2:37 am | # | Reply

      Perhaps as payback for this…

      http://wapsisquare.com/comic/you-ordered-anchovies/

      • Fairportfan
        January 31, 2011, 4:21 am | #

        Yep. That the one.

      • Rowan Hawthorn
        January 31, 2011, 8:03 am | #

        That would do it for me…

    • DJ
      January 31, 2011, 5:49 am | # | Reply

      I would guess that the reason for the afore metioned breakdown and the stunning right cross are the same.

      Tina is a collection od demons. Phix is a demon hunter.

      When Phix pulled Tina to the library and knocked Nudge out of of the collective, I’m thinking Tina thought that Phix was going to end her.

      Instead, Phix was after Nudge who was hiding in the collective and now the collective is getting some payback for putting them in that situation.

      • Jay-Em
        January 31, 2011, 8:32 am | #

        Ah!.. Now that makes sense. I was somewhat mistified about the sudden aggression too.

    • illiad
      January 31, 2011, 11:25 am | # | Reply

      I think it what nudge did, up to, and after this…. AFAIK 🙂
      http://wapsisquare.com/comic/about-you/

  18. Fairportfan
    January 31, 2011, 2:36 am | # | Reply

    Okay – so we’ve known that Wapsi characters are familiar with L-Space or a close cognate.

    It now appears as if they also have access to hammer-space or its near-twin…

    • Dusty668
      January 31, 2011, 4:55 am | # | Reply

      Worse than that, it’s prop space! Meanwhile back at the ring, it’s on like Donkey Kong! *buys popcorn from spooky girl*

  19. Danzier
    January 31, 2011, 6:44 am | # | Reply

    All right, so maybe I stand alone on this, but I think Creepy’s bell made perfect sense. If you read it without the bell, there’s a knock-down drag-out brawl starting, and it doesn’t quite flow right.

    Meanwhile, remembering that in the quasi-reality of the comic, Creepy IS still in Shelly’s head (but Tina can see her). Therefore, Shelly’s reaction to Tina’s comment is, “Aw crap, totally deserved slugfest coming on, let’s watch the fireworks!” Especially combined with the eye roll.

    I like it! 🙂

  20. Dafydd
    January 31, 2011, 7:02 am | # | Reply

    That’s it, Tina, kick her ass!

  21. Dafydd
    January 31, 2011, 7:06 am | # | Reply

    Oh, and props to Nudge for figuring out how to diguise her canines.

  22. Jay-Em
    January 31, 2011, 8:15 am | # | Reply

    Whahaha..the dry “ding ding” of creepy-girl cracked me up!
    Shelly apparently decided to enjoy the bout.

  23. Centaur1971
    January 31, 2011, 8:34 am | # | Reply

    When the bell sounds, the belle will fight… WHAM!!!

  24. W.
    January 31, 2011, 10:01 am | # | Reply

    “Round-one,” this sounds like Atomic is right. I don’t think Tina is going to be satisfied with just that one. That hurt; probably more than when Phix decked her. Nudge is finding out being ‘human’ is not all fun and games. In fact it hasn’t been fun yet at all for her.

  25. kingklash
    January 31, 2011, 10:11 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, Shelly is sticking around. Comanches love a good fight, either being in one, or watching it. And when it’s a Bubushka vs Schoolgirl tussle, you would want to witness it. Then, on your deathbed, you can look back, and say, “My life was pretty kick-ass.”

  26. Patricia
    January 31, 2011, 10:12 am | # | Reply

    This could get messy, to put it mildly.

    • Centaur71
      November 19, 2024, 7:44 pm | # | Reply

      With what He’ll Nudge put poor Tina through, are you surprised?

  27. Sweeper
    January 31, 2011, 10:28 am | # | Reply

    Heh… ‘Test Your Might’ (MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!)

  28. The Old Wolf
    January 31, 2011, 10:34 am | # | Reply

    This strip has generated more comments than most, because it’s more awesome than most. Action! Adventure! Comedy!

    Guys ‘n’ gals, we really need a detailed Wapsi wiki. The Gunnerkrigg fans have done an awesome job with theirs, and Wapsi deserves equal attention.

    http://wapsisquare.wikia.com/wiki/Wapsi_Square_Wiki

    • SoWhyMe
      January 31, 2011, 1:20 pm | # | Reply

      In theory I agree. My problem is I respect Paul and his work a lot, even though it may not always seem like it by my criticisms. I’m afraid such a thing could soon get out of control and become a monster that would eventually misrepresent his work. At least represent it in ways in which he would not approve. It might end up giving away so much of what has happened thus far in the story, people might not bother going through the archives, missing a lot of the great art and feel of the story as presented. Worse yet, his page hits would suffer, leading to less advertising revenue.

      Perhaps I’m totally wrong about this, but those would be my concerns. The advertising it would give might make it worthwhile. I’d like to see Paul’s take on this issue.

      • W.
        January 31, 2011, 7:51 pm | #

        I sadly agree with you. Cliff’s Notes are no substitute for actually reading the book. Maybe they will get you a good grade on an exam, but they are no substitute for the experience the author originally intended. I would not want to deprive Paul of any potential page hits either. Besides, reading the archive should be a rite of passage into the Wapsi world.

    • Atomic
      January 31, 2011, 10:52 pm | # | Reply

      Yay! Bookmarked and starting to plan entries! Thank you for making it — I had no idea how to get started.

      JWhouk — is your Wapsi page still up?

  29. Vorlonagent
    January 31, 2011, 10:36 am | # | Reply

    ROUND! ONE!

    FIGHT!

    • Maji
      January 31, 2011, 11:26 am | # | Reply

      MORTAL COMBAT!!!

  30. choronzonseyes
    January 31, 2011, 11:13 am | # | Reply

    Isn’t she supposed to do no harm??? I guess she isnt a human so its ok?

    • Eee
      January 31, 2011, 12:58 pm | # | Reply

      That’s probably it; but remember, Tina’s demons have already DONE harm, they chased Monica into the path of that bus. That’s why they have no memory of their previous lives, they’re being punished. I’m not sure, having already broken the Law, if they’re at risk of further punishment for breaking it again…

      • Fairportfan
        January 31, 2011, 3:03 pm | #

        Being subject to the ultimate penalty for doing harm is Tina’s punishment for having done harm before – apparently you only get two strikes in the demon world…

    • Jabberwonky
      January 31, 2011, 2:37 pm | # | Reply

      Time didn’t stop when she spilled coffee on Bud…and she’s not human either.

      http://wapsisquare.com/comic/anythingstupid/

  31. choronzonseyes
    January 31, 2011, 11:15 am | # | Reply

    Sigh to many “she”s. Tina is not to do harm but Nudge isn’t human… It sounded good in mah head!

  32. GEEKONCALL
    January 31, 2011, 12:25 pm | # | Reply

    OUCH !

  33. ShadOBabe
    January 31, 2011, 12:46 pm | # | Reply

    Hahaha!! Oh, thank you Creepy little girl. You just used my favorite gag EVER!! *ding, ding*

  34. Craig Roth
    January 31, 2011, 12:46 pm | # | Reply

    There may be a bit of catharsis going on there. I think every one of Tina 2.0’s demons aligned in agreement on this action (and the subsequent ass kicking), and may merge because of it.

  35. Page-Mistress
    January 31, 2011, 1:08 pm | # | Reply

    …So, Shelly’s demon has access to pocket space?

  36. SoWhyMe
    January 31, 2011, 2:14 pm | # | Reply

    Uh-oh. Looks like the Twin Cities are getting thocked with even more snow. I would make a snide remark about global warming here, but I don’t want to open that container of wrigglers. Good luck Paul.

  37. bmonk
    January 31, 2011, 2:16 pm | # | Reply

    Poor Nudge. She’s finding out that being a trickster isn’t nearly as much fun once someone catches you and you can’t just escape somehow.

  38. Computer Matthew
    January 31, 2011, 2:26 pm | # | Reply

    Is this a Pavlovian response to bells for Tina?

    Daddy, teacher says every time a bell rings, a woman gets her lights knocked out at the coffee house.

    • Jabberwonky
      January 31, 2011, 2:33 pm | # | Reply

      BHAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
      (This one got me some really funny looks at work.)

  39. Mihoshi
    January 31, 2011, 2:53 pm | # | Reply

    Just underneath Tina’s swing, in Nudge’s mouth… Are those TEETH that have been knocked out?!

    Tina has one helluva swing! You GO girl!

    • Fairportfan
      January 31, 2011, 3:54 pm | # | Reply

      I think she knocked some of Nudge’s freckles off.

    • Opus the Poet
      January 31, 2011, 5:16 pm | # | Reply

      No teeth, just blood is all I can see. Still, that’s GOTTA hurt.

  40. Fairportfan
    January 31, 2011, 3:07 pm | # | Reply

    This is just about the most awesome punch thrown/taken by anyone who isn’t as strong/indestructible as the GGs…

  41. ziggy78eog
    January 31, 2011, 6:32 pm | # | Reply

    Someone play the Mortal Kombat music!

    Round one, FIGHT!

  42. Alechsa
    January 31, 2011, 10:48 pm | # | Reply

    Coffee? How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?! ^_^

    I think the collective was permitted that one single blow as revenge for everything Nudge did to Tina. Shelly and M and Phix won’t let it go farther, if Nudge gets pushed (haha, pun), she’ll make things difficult for the group and that would be VERY bad timing with what they’re attempting.

  43. TlalocW
    February 3, 2011, 9:44 am | # | Reply

    Even more than the ding-ding, I’m really liking Creepy Girl/Shelly’s Conscience’s eyes in the first panel looking down and to the right at Nudge’s outfit (probably those crazy socks). Such a minor thing, especially with her pretty much melting into the background while all focus is on Tina, Shelly, and Nudge, but it still says so much.

  44. HULK
    May 10, 2012, 6:30 pm | # | Reply

    I love Shelly’s “inner” with the ring bell. Funny.

  45. Thomas @ Stitch and Frog
    June 5, 2012, 5:47 am | # | Reply

    I’d love to do this in real life. Alas, that is only for the cartoon universe

  46. Lord $ilent
    November 12, 2016, 4:38 am | # | Reply

    I have to say the boxing ring bell still makes me laugh as I reread through. I think Round one, fight!

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