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by Paul Taylor on September 21, 2010 at 12:00 am
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  1. Masque
    September 21, 2010, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    And this is why scientists are sexy 🙂

    • Mark
      September 21, 2010, 6:38 am | # | Reply

      I’m going to start using that as an excuse. “Please, it’s in the name of science!”

      • SoWhyMe
        September 21, 2010, 7:41 am | #

        At which time she, strictly in the interests of science, will test the malleability of your cheek.

      • Julie
        September 21, 2010, 7:50 am | #

        heehee…it’s funny ’cause it’s true.

      • Rootwalla
        September 1, 2011, 4:56 am | #

        …poke.

  2. kramegame
    September 21, 2010, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    First! and what’s with M’s eye in the second panel? it looks like she’s goth or has too much i shadow or something.

    • TlalocW
      September 21, 2010, 12:26 am | # | Reply

      I think Pablo is just trying out new art concepts. This looks to me like a 3/4s view from slightly above the subject (Monica), but then what do I know? 🙂

      • kramegame
        September 21, 2010, 8:07 am | #

        i dunno, i guess it’s just because the bottom eyelids never seem to be there, sometimes even when they should be.

    • PBHunnydew
      September 21, 2010, 8:50 am | # | Reply

      Oh Goddess,
      I have gone back in the archives and looked a little bit. And, I can’t say If M’s nose was so prounced before this or not. But without her hair, It is just too load, now. Her eye in the 2nd panel has little too much mascara for work. PBH

      • SoWhyMe
        September 21, 2010, 1:55 pm | #

        With that inappropriate-for-work plunging neckline, no one will notice.

      • geekoncall
        September 21, 2010, 5:43 pm | #

        Yeah look how many people didn’t notice.
        And yes. I did notice the cleavage (very nice)
        M’s face made me think of Dory for some reason.
        http://www.imagesdisney.com/images/finding-nemo-wallpapers-800.jpg

      • PBHunnydew
        September 21, 2010, 5:59 pm | #

        Her Neckline? Ah What about it? She is M, she can’t avoid them, unless she dresses like a nun.

        PBH

      • Paul Taylor
        September 21, 2010, 6:06 pm | #

        We’ve gone over this before, other museum workers have confirmed this. She works in a basement, she works behind the scenes, the public never sees her. She can wear anything that’s legal to walk down the street.

      • geekoncall
        September 21, 2010, 7:30 pm | #

        She can wear how ever much or little that she wants. I will still notice her and I will still love her!

      • PBHunnydew
        September 21, 2010, 8:54 pm | #

        Sorry Paul. Monica has grown in the life of the comic, becoming less shy and more confident in her matter and dress. At work, her appearance would be less important as she proved herself to be a good researcher.to her coworkers and bosses. M will be just M after awhile. PBH

      • SoWhyMe
        September 21, 2010, 9:53 pm | #

        Other museum workers have confirmed women in research sometimes wear really low cut tops and that’s just fine with management? I must have missed that.

        Still she would interact with fellow employees. I doubt there are many companies which would consider her attire appropriate whether she meets the public or not. Heck, it’s legal to walk down the street in a string bikini and stileto heels so that’s hardly a valid criteria. I’m pretty sure they would frown on some male with his shirt open to his navel and wearing a half dozen gold chains to be appropriate dress either. Maybe in the entertainment industry, but not in a white collar position in a museum.

      • Paul Taylor
        September 21, 2010, 10:49 pm | #

        “Other museum workers have confirmed women in research sometimes wear really low cut tops and that’s just fine with management? I must have missed that.”

        Indeed. That’s why I said that we’ve been over this before, in discussion about Monica, through my site and in the forums. Museum workers that do the type of work that Monica does have confirmed her wardrobe, and I’ve worked with women of the same. What she’s wearing is not scandalous.

  3. Jim
    September 21, 2010, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Probing questions answered .

  4. StJason
    September 21, 2010, 12:32 am | # | Reply

    …actually, gathering information (touching) confirming or disproving hypothesis (They feel like clay)… that’s scientific method at it’s purist.

    • TlalocW
      September 21, 2010, 12:42 am | # | Reply

      True. After all… how do you tell if someone’s a witch? BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF ‘ER!

      • SoWhyMe
        September 21, 2010, 3:05 am | #

        Oh that is so 12th Century. Today we run all sorts of very expensive tests on any prospective witch. Carefully consider all possibilities. THEN we try to build a bridge out of ‘er.

      • Julie
        September 21, 2010, 7:49 am | #

        Not everyone is so aggressive and violent in their witch hunting. My ancestors were Quakers. We run all sorts of very expensive tests on any prospective witch, carefully consider all possibilities, then see if she (or he…we’re progressive) weighs as much as a duck.

        Then we BUUUURN her. 🙂

      • Shammo
        September 21, 2010, 9:15 am | #

        Puritans do the burning thing. Quakers not so much. We like everybody. Helps when you’re a pacifistic religion.

      • La Petite Morte
        September 21, 2010, 9:46 am | #

        Quite frankly, I certainly weigh more than a duck (unless we’re talking about some sort of prehistoric 145lb Megalithic duck (would a Archaeopteryx count?)) and if anyone tried to build a bridge out of me I would put them flat on their butts and give them a very personal introduction to a trocar. Unless it was a very small creek and they were really hot… Bud could totally build a bridge out of me….

      • Julie
        September 21, 2010, 11:05 am | #

        @Shammo I know Quakers are pacifists. I just wanted to be able to say “BUUURN HER!!” 😛

      • txmystic
        September 21, 2010, 12:05 pm | #

        What burns besides witches?

        MOOOOORE WITCHES!!

      • txmystic
        September 21, 2010, 12:06 pm | #

        Christine O’Donnell had better watch her back this election…

      • SoWhyMe
        September 21, 2010, 2:08 pm | #

        My ancestors were Vikings. They respected witches, unless they ran out of firewood.
        “Don’t ya think it be a bit cold in here, Sven?”
        “Right,, I’ll fetch a couple more witches.”

      • eschmenk
        September 21, 2010, 2:45 pm | #

        Monica doesn’t burn witches. She burns demons.

      • bmonk
        September 21, 2010, 5:54 pm | #

        I don’t know. Before you can weigh the witch, you need that wonderful logical sequence to figure out why witches weigh the same as ducks.

      • StJason
        September 22, 2010, 1:04 am | #

        Well, of course! You don’t want a bridge made out of inferior quality witches! What if it collapsed in the middle of rush hour traffic? What are you going to do? Use magic?

    • Xavienne
      September 21, 2010, 11:23 am | # | Reply

      Purest; a purist is the person using the purest scientific method.

    • geekoncall
      September 21, 2010, 7:31 pm | # | Reply

      These pyromaniacs scare me!!!

      • SoWhyMe
        September 21, 2010, 9:57 pm | #

        As well we they should.

  5. ShadOBabe
    September 21, 2010, 12:44 am | # | Reply

    Aww, this is a cute one. XD

  6. stjen
    September 21, 2010, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    ah, so now M is in “full disclosure” mode with Amanda.

    • PBHunnydew
      September 21, 2010, 6:03 pm | # | Reply

      Ah She is then, but Will she be with Kevin?

      PBH

      • Fairportfan
        September 21, 2010, 6:37 pm | #

        Kevin already knows most if not all – due to finding a naked Bud in his bed one morning.

  7. Atomic
    September 21, 2010, 12:58 am | # | Reply

    She Blinded Meeee!

    with SCIENCE!!!

  8. Professor von Explaino
    September 21, 2010, 1:34 am | # | Reply

    Damn straight they’re approaches. Kinetic Whatsitology.

    • Julie
      September 21, 2010, 7:46 am | # | Reply

      Don’t be too hard on her. Not every school is so forward thinking that they provide classes in the poking and prodding sciences.

      • bmonk
        September 21, 2010, 5:55 pm | #

        What about the groping?

    • The Origami Guy
      September 21, 2010, 2:59 pm | # | Reply

      oh, THAT’s funny! “Kinetic Whatsitology”..heh heh..gonna use that one, Professor!
      *yoink!*

  9. SoWhyMe
    September 21, 2010, 2:20 am | # | Reply

    I believe it would be prudent to ask for permission before touching an all-powerful being, and treating her like a “thing.” I would have expected a more emotional reaction to the prodding though, since Bud really hates being thought of as an object.

    Or perhaps, in her own way, Bud is reminding Amanda that it’s not polite to grope any sentient being at will.

    • Fairportfan
      September 21, 2010, 2:42 am | # | Reply

      Nah – she sort of expects tactile investigation since Jin’s approach…

      • Fairportfan
        September 21, 2010, 2:48 am | #

        Also, Monica doesn’t say anything about “all-powerful” … and, Superman aside, “indestructible” doesn’t necessarily imply “all-powerful”.

        I mean, Very Large Rocks are “indestructible” for all practical purposes, but unless they fall on you they’re not particularly dangerous.

      • SoWhyMe
        September 21, 2010, 3:09 am | #

        I would have thought she had already given Amanda the rundown on the GGGs by now, but perhaps not since she introduced Bud as she did here.

      • eschmenk
        September 21, 2010, 2:15 pm | #

        She danced around Bud’s nature when she described Bud to Amanda recently. Apparently, when she revealed her powers to Amanda after that, she didn’t talk about Bud. Jin was just described as a schizophrenic immortal when Amanda summarized what Monica told her. (July 29, 2010: /sounds-crazy/.)

      • W.
        September 21, 2010, 12:11 pm | #

        Just being “indestructible” makes you a force to be reckoned with even without additional superpowers like super strength or speed. An example would be Captain Scarlet.

      • SoWhyMe
        September 21, 2010, 1:50 pm | #

        Right, W. A very large rock which can move about at will and is disguised as a human female could be very dangerous. Of course human females are always dangerous, regardless.

    • Alaric
      September 21, 2010, 3:11 am | # | Reply

      I ssuppose it would depend on the situation. Bud doesn’t seem like she’s in the mood to take poking personally, and she also seems to want to make a good impression on Amanda. So danger’s likely not on the menu. But at another time, or in another place…

      • Fairportfan
        September 21, 2010, 4:13 am | #

        Yeah – Bud’s pose and expression in the first panel is all “I’m cute and not at all threatening…”

      • Akamar
        September 21, 2010, 7:42 am | #

        “Please like me..”

      • redbeard
        September 21, 2010, 8:27 am | #

        It’s very important to Bud to be liked and not feared — especially if the person knows what she actually is. Amanda reacting with curiosity and not fear probably makes Bud happy, even if Amanda is a bit forward about it — plus Amanda is actually talking *to* Bud as a person there. Of course, it was good of M to leave out all the little “and she could crack the Earth open like an oyster” details.

  10. Fairportfan
    September 21, 2010, 2:44 am | # | Reply

    Love Bud’s pose in Panel 1.

  11. Timinithis
    September 21, 2010, 4:28 am | # | Reply

    I feel sorry for the person that actually gropes any of the GGGs to see if they are real. That said, I just want to hug Bud every time I see her. 🙂

  12. Deuce
    September 21, 2010, 6:43 am | # | Reply

    I’d be willing to touch Bud as much as needed to prove she’s real (with her permission, of course – I don’t want to wind up as a diamond.)

    • SoWhyMe
      September 21, 2010, 10:02 pm | # | Reply

      Do be careful. Women are fickle, often withdrawing their permission without notification.

  13. redbeard
    September 21, 2010, 8:14 am | # | Reply

    Poke it: scientific test number 1: http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=492 — trusted in all the best alternate universes (in many, test number 2 is taste it – however those universes tend to have a high casualty rate). Amanda is actually talking to Bud and says “you” – so she’s being nice, just a little forward — now if she’d said “it” after that intro, I think Bud would have been fully justified in playing “can I toss it into the Sun?” with Amanda.

    • Eee
      September 21, 2010, 9:47 am | # | Reply

      Yes, I was thinking about bringing that up. Especially since now when Gunnerkrigg Court scientists look at the Moon, they see this big fingerprint on it. When gods start messing with reailty, reality gets messed up…

      Getting back to the strip, that was one heck of an introduction. If someone were introduced to me like that, I think I’d try to touch them, too, both to see if they really were made of clay, and to make sure I wasn’t having a delusion. Although I’d ask permission, first.

      I LIKE Monica’s scarf!

      • Fairportfan
        September 21, 2010, 11:28 am | #

        Well, the combination of Monica’s figure and that scarf, i’m ashamed to admit, put me in mind of 80’s pron loops featuring Seka and Juliet Anderson…

      • SoWhyMe
        September 21, 2010, 10:28 pm | #

        Porn. Substituting for the real thing since the invention of drawing.

    • Fairportfan
      September 21, 2010, 11:25 am | # | Reply

      Right. You should never link to that one without also linking this one.

  14. Tigerbitten
    September 21, 2010, 8:29 am | # | Reply

    Whatever happened to the old tried and true method of probing for science?????

    • Enderasha
      September 21, 2010, 8:37 am | # | Reply

      Definitely nice seeing Monica able to fully disclose these things with Amanda though the GGG’s seem lime a tough thing to really grasp as a key person

      P.S. I am impressed with the amount if cleavage that dress shows it barely seems to contain her in the last panel. She isn’t afraid to show everything she has that us for sure.

    • redbeard
      September 21, 2010, 8:38 am | # | Reply

      Apparently aliens are great believers in it — though they might just be doing it for grits and shins.

      • Biker Matt
        September 21, 2010, 9:04 pm | #

        Now I have an image of Bud leaning back in a chair, with her shins on a desk, eating a bowl of grits.

      • SoWhyMe
        September 21, 2010, 10:06 pm | #

        Know how they makes grits? Picture a conveyer carrying raw materials. At a certain point it splits into two lines, half one way, half the other. One line produces grits, the other produces cardboard.

    • SoWhyMe
      September 21, 2010, 2:33 pm | # | Reply

      I look forward to the future headline:
      “NASA crew to probe Uranus.”

      Yeah, yeah, I know it’s pronounced “your-a-nuss and not “your anus,” but I never let the truth affect a joke. Unless, of course, the truth is even funnier.

  15. Wildfox01
    September 21, 2010, 8:39 am | # | Reply

    Can you image Monica’s description of Bud on a dating site? That would be funny!

  16. W.
    September 21, 2010, 9:07 am | # | Reply

    Bud took that with a sense of humor. Her run in with Jin must have desensitized her about that. Bud appeared out of no where and Monica says she is a clay golem. These two things would make anyone want to verify her reality. I just hope Amanda doesn’t make Bud cry, or she’ll have a visit from Brandi.

    • redbeard
      September 21, 2010, 10:28 am | # | Reply

      Amanda’s curious and friendly and not afraid – so I think Bud will be quite happy with that.

  17. Versatek6
    September 21, 2010, 10:30 am | # | Reply

    Seeing Monica in the last panel made my brain go, “Why is Woody Allen here?”

    From the neck up, at least.

    • geekoncall
      September 21, 2010, 6:47 pm | # | Reply

      I still think she looks like Dory

      http://www.iwasthinking.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/dory.png

  18. The Old Wolf
    September 21, 2010, 10:40 am | # | Reply

    Awesome strip today. I’m put in mind of Picard lovingly caressing the first FTL ship. In spite of the humor, what Bud says is true.

    On another note, an outsider listening to M might be moved to call the men in the white coats.

    Love Wapsi ^ 100!

  19. TlalocW
    September 21, 2010, 10:51 am | # | Reply

    Amanda: Wait a minute, Monica. You expect me to believe she’s a dance instructor?

    • Fairportfan
      September 21, 2010, 11:26 am | # | Reply

      “My god, son! Not a church organist!”

  20. Phoy
    September 21, 2010, 11:09 am | # | Reply

    TOUCH HER LOWER!

    NOT THAT LOW! I MEANT HER SHOULDERS!

  21. Julie
    September 21, 2010, 11:11 am | # | Reply

    You know…on second (or third or fourth) thought, where did Bud’s inclusion of groping as a part of scientific method come from?

    Poking she got from her recent experience with Jin. I’m assuming that Amanda is touching her, not groping.

    Who groped her and claimed it was for science? 🙂

    • eschmenk
      September 21, 2010, 12:29 pm | # | Reply

      Maybe she’s just exaggerating or imagining that happening? It would be the next thing beyond touching or poking. She may still be scarred from being raped by the priests. She keeps criticizing her looks, yet she’s not comfortable turning on guys.

      She should be glad Amanda’s moved beyond an infant’s method of scientific investigation, which is mostly based upon trying to taste things. 🙂

      • eschmenk
        September 21, 2010, 12:58 pm | #

        I just realized something. (I do that occasionally.) Bud is assuming that Amanda works at the museum. Bud thinks she is being investigated by a scientist. Bud isn’t comfortable being regarded as an object of scientific curiosity. She wants to be regarded as a regular person. That’s probably why she exaggerated things.

        She better hope that she doesn’t meet Katherine, if the way Katherine reacted to Shelly’s tattoo is any indication of how she might react.

    • illiad
      September 21, 2010, 1:25 pm | # | Reply

      I thought ‘grope’ was a unix command… must be wrong, cant find it… proper def is NOT naughty!! 🙂
      http://www.thefreedictionary.com/gropes

      • eschmenk
        September 21, 2010, 1:57 pm | #

        Don’t try grepping Bud! She might execute killall! Remember that she’s already a superuser.

  22. Qalypso
    September 21, 2010, 2:16 pm | # | Reply

    Where I grew up, you asked permission BEFORE geffinggerpoken or mittungrabben, cause depending on the person or circumstance, you might pull back a stump!

  23. D. Walker
    September 21, 2010, 2:49 pm | # | Reply

    I love Bud. I want to snuggle her to pieces. She’s such a sweetheart.

    ~D.

  24. Caliban
    September 21, 2010, 4:33 pm | # | Reply

    You know, when Pablo draws Monica at that angle, it makes her look like Morgana the halfing witch from Flaky Pastry. (If Morgana had short hair too, anway). I think it’s the nose.

    http://flakypastry.runningwithpencils.com/comic.php?strip_id=171

    • Fairportfan
      September 21, 2010, 6:41 pm | # | Reply

      Is that “halfling” or “halfassed” witch?

    • geekoncall
      September 21, 2010, 7:20 pm | # | Reply

      Still looks more like Dory than Morgana to me.

      http://www.dragoart.com/tuts/pics/9/1602/6789/how-to-draw-dory-from-finding-nemo-step-5.jpg

  25. Alise
    September 21, 2010, 6:51 pm | # | Reply

    M kind of looks like Liza Minnelli to me today.

    • geekoncall
      September 21, 2010, 7:25 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah I see a little Liza there, but still reminds me of Dory.

      http://readin2this.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/nemo-dory.jpg

      • SoWhyMe
        September 21, 2010, 10:31 pm | #

        Hmm … shot in the dark here, but are you trying to tell us something?

  26. ziggy78eog
    September 21, 2010, 6:51 pm | # | Reply

    Neckerchiefs rule.

  27. Little Sister
    September 21, 2010, 11:51 pm | # | Reply

    Couldn’t Monica just poit the demons back to hell.

    • Fairportfan
      September 22, 2010, 3:15 am | # | Reply

      Nope. They’re not that kind of demons.

  28. Alechsa
    September 22, 2010, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    The final part in the scientific process of identification is (once you’ve determined it is of a substance that will not do harm to your tool of choice): to touch it. And Monica’s dress make ssense to me, she’s stuck in the back and needs to feel womanly and ‘sexy’… it’s like policewomen and firefighting women who wear lingerie under their uniforms to retain some womanliness….

    I think however, that she’s doing Jin’s thing and making sure that the person in front of her really is there, and that she hasn’t started hallucinating insanely after dealing with the drop-off Monica gave her a few days(?) back…

    • Fairportfan
      September 22, 2010, 3:14 am | # | Reply

      …or Ed Wood, who fought at D-Day in woman’s underwear?

  29. kingklash
    September 22, 2010, 10:27 am | # | Reply

    Any more of the touchy-feely, and our girl may have to start poking back…
    With A Vengance!

  30. SteamPoweredSunglasses
    May 31, 2012, 1:55 am | # | Reply

    that is now one of my favorite lines.

  31. Hinoron
    October 12, 2015, 8:54 am | # | Reply

    Next, pinch both her nipples and twist slightly to see if she’s real!
    FOR SCIENCE!!!

  32. Hindsight
    September 25, 2017, 5:27 pm | # | Reply

    This method is well-documented.
    http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/?p=490

    I also use the, ‘if you drop can drop it onto a table, it’s real,” test for real objects.

  33. Lis
    January 1, 2020, 11:05 pm | # | Reply

    Early in my relationship with my fiance I woke up to find something next to me. I was not used to things being next to me when I woke up so in my highly scientific mind I decided to see what it was. Of course the best way to see what something is is to poke it. I woke up all the way when my then boyfriend yelled “why did you poke my eye”

  34. Senok13
    February 25, 2025, 10:06 am | # | Reply

    Hey, girl, if it works, then it’s a credible method!

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