Wapsi Square

Slice of supernatural life YA comic PG-13 to R
  • Home
  • About
  • Book Store
  • Bluesky
  • Twitch
  • Forum
  • Archive
DeviantART pinterest YouTube RSS
"Very Sweet"
<< First < Prev 219Comments Next > Last >>
Very Sweet
<< FIrst < Prev Random 219Comments Next > Last >>

Friends

  • Dumbing of Age
  • OGLAF (NSFW)
  • Something Positive
Buy Me A Coffee

Mastodon

Latest Medusa Comic

Very Sweet

by Paul Taylor on February 10, 2012 at 12:00 am
Story: Wapsi-Archive
Comments RSS

Discussion (219) ¬

  1. Jaedreth
    February 10, 2012, 3:24 am | # | Reply

    OMG! She took him to the Barista. *shakes head*

    And yes, I’m sure it will.

    • illiad
      February 10, 2012, 7:26 am | # | Reply

      And hey I think we have an answer to the ‘missing arm’ thing…
      he seems to be wearing his jacket ‘over his shoulders’ without putting his arms in.. 🙂

      • Vorlonagent
        February 10, 2012, 12:37 pm | #

        That or he’s getting over another stint as The Black Knight.

      • The Old Wolf
        February 10, 2012, 1:41 pm | #

        Very European.

      • Valkeiper
        February 10, 2012, 5:57 pm | #

        good eyes. It does indeed look like his jacket is just draped.

    • Valkeiper
      February 10, 2012, 6:21 pm | # | Reply

      I think the MOST interesting is when they meet Euryale (Medusa’s sister, the researching gorgon).

      Remember, Euryale is a major member of a certain fan club. She is also somebody Brandi would NOT contact to tell about Shelly and Justin.

      If Euryale STILL recognizes Justin and his association with Shelly; that would be VERY revealing.

      • Valkeiper
        February 10, 2012, 6:25 pm | #

        In fact, Euryale could easily be one of Justin’s earlier (but not necessarily abusive) ‘encounters”

        Imagine if her for words when she sees them together are “OH >>>gush<<< YOU FINALLY HAVE MET HER !!!".

      • tygertyger
        February 11, 2012, 11:48 am | #

        If Justin’s healing factor protects him from petrification, he would be very appealing to a gorgon. I imagine that a having a man who could look into her eyes while making love would be a novel experience. So, yes, I am one of those who suspects that Euryale could be one of Justin’s exes.

  2. JRS
    February 10, 2012, 3:25 am | # | Reply

    re: previous comic to this comic transition: Gotta figure a guy who makes his living as a cop knows the difference between teenage crush/awkwardness and /real/ crazy. Justin seems to be taking all this in stride.

    -JRS

    • Valkeiper
      February 10, 2012, 5:24 am | # | Reply

      It appears Shelly, Justin, Bud, and Brandi did indeed sit down and talk. It also appears Paul spared us that particular scene as it would possibly be boring.

      Now, both Justin and Shelly seem to have a handle on exactly what had been up with Bud.

      I wonder how long Bud’s face will give a reasonable representation of a traffic light… snicker.

      • W00KY
        February 10, 2012, 5:32 am | #

        Hmmm…can you make one of the gg blush hard enough to actually glow? now on Mythbusters!

      • Dave
        February 10, 2012, 2:24 pm | #

        Sounds dangerous… given that GGs are capable of emitting and/or harnessing incredible amounts of energy.

        It would be unfortunate to trigger a blush so severe that the resulting infra-red heat emissions set fire to the building, melt the neighborhood down into a crater, etc.

      • lake_wrangler
        February 12, 2012, 5:24 pm | #

        Just remember: we’re professionals… don’t do this at home…

      • ChrisHerself
        February 12, 2012, 5:30 pm | #

        Definitely doing Daren’s dance in the last panel here this whole past week: http://wapsisquare.com/comic/waitaminute/

        They’re talking, they’re taaaaaalking

  3. ShadOBabe
    February 10, 2012, 3:26 am | # | Reply

    Be strong Justin… XD

    • W00KY
      February 10, 2012, 5:31 am | # | Reply

      He will have to be, as this day is not yet over and there are many more persons to meet. Hehe, I hope he meets phix in human form! Hey: the library contains anything ever written doesn’t it? Does that include case files? O_O

      On other news: our lovely barista looks a bit…deranged to me today. The smile, the eyes and the disshelved hair…cursed friday!
      Paul, you are the reason I can no longer enjoy the coming of the weekend as I used to!

      • Knighttrap
        February 10, 2012, 7:52 am | #

        Lets call it what it is. Tina looks damn right loony. It looks like she busted out of the loony bin for
        Extreamly Hot Chicks.

      • Julie
        February 10, 2012, 9:37 am | #

        Are you kidding? I’m looking forward to him meeting Nudge! 😛

      • W.
        February 10, 2012, 12:10 pm | #

        Julie, you are a corker! That strikes me as very very funny. Oh dear!!! Sluurrpp!

      • tygertyger
        February 10, 2012, 12:50 pm | #

        As am I. I half-expect recognition (no uppercase “R”!) when that happens.

      • Valkeiper
        February 11, 2012, 4:17 am | #

        hmmm… Recognition on Nudge’s part, but not Justin’s.

        Nudge is a possession-type demon. I think it would be highly unlikely Nudge was possessing a woman who looked anywhere close to her if she met Justin.

      • scantrontb
        February 11, 2012, 4:15 pm | #

        @Valkeiper: Nudge isn’t a demon. i’m not sure if it was said explicitly, but I think somebody in comic, said she’s a demi-god??

  4. Danzier
    February 10, 2012, 3:34 am | # | Reply

    Gasp my next button just lit up! Yay!

    How many times will Tina manage to run her arm over while parking???

    And… what was Jim Carey’s first TV movie?

    • Joe Minotaur
      February 10, 2012, 3:51 am | # | Reply

      Introducing… Janet(1983) aka: Rubber Face
      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085733/

    • Valkeiper
      February 10, 2012, 5:03 am | # | Reply

      what does Jim Carrey or the movie have to do with this?

      I don’t understand.

      • Francisco
        February 10, 2012, 5:27 am | #

        The comic was a few hours late today. Whilst waiting, Joe, on yesterday’s comic, started a quiz to keep us occupied. See yesterday for more details.

      • Francisco
        February 10, 2012, 5:30 am | #

        Correction: “See yeterday’s comic for more details.”

      • Valkeiper
        February 10, 2012, 5:50 am | #

        LOL, you had it right the first time and your ‘correction’ was wrong.

      • Valkeiper
        February 10, 2012, 5:53 am | #

        Ahhh, I see.

        with that and the thing on Shelly’s speech going on, i thought my brain had flown south without taking me along… again.

        thank you.

  5. xavienne66
    February 10, 2012, 3:35 am | # | Reply

    Psst Paul — Plane of existence.

    • Paul Taylor
      February 10, 2012, 4:03 am | # | Reply

      Oopsie. =) *hugs* Hit refresh.

    • Valkeiper
      February 10, 2012, 5:01 am | # | Reply

      ???

      What is the matter with Shelly’s use of the term?

      It fits. I don’t understand what’s wrong.

      • Craig
        February 10, 2012, 5:07 am | #

        By the time you saw it, Paul had probably corrected a misspelling. 🙂

      • Valkeiper
        February 10, 2012, 5:30 am | #

        oh, thank you.

        >smirk>>shrug<<<

  6. Fairportfan
    February 10, 2012, 3:35 am | # | Reply

    Tina’s in rare form today.

    Not to nit-pick, but as a nit-pick, “plane” of existence, unless you mean the Great Plains…

    • Joe Minotaur
      February 10, 2012, 3:43 am | # | Reply

      Not to mention: “…trust her with me life as well.”

      • Francisco
        February 10, 2012, 3:46 am | #

        “my life” is correct.

      • Francisco
        February 10, 2012, 3:47 am | #

        I just re-read the comic and I see what you mean.

      • Francisco
        February 10, 2012, 3:49 am | #

        Then again, the mistake could be Shelly’s rather than Paul’s?

      • Jay-Em
        February 10, 2012, 3:54 am | #

        That, or the forest was Irish…..

    • FatUncle
      February 10, 2012, 3:45 am | # | Reply

      You got there first. Good.

    • NOTDilbert
      February 10, 2012, 3:46 am | # | Reply

      Or maybe, ‘plan’ of existence – yeah, makes no sense either….

      And, who is speaking out of turn about sex and communications?

      • NOTDilbert
        February 10, 2012, 3:51 am | #

        …Unless the Happy Hunting Ground is a ‘plain’ of existence. Embarrased to say I don’t know which group of Native Americans that religious element belongs to….

    • Valkeiper
      February 10, 2012, 5:17 am | # | Reply

      ok, I n officially BAFFLED.

      I see nothing wrong with Shelly’s terminology; but I’m apparently the only one.

      Usually, I the one explaining some vague concept to others; but I am completely baffled as to what is wrong here.

      I see nothing wrong. Would somebody PLEASE explain?

      • Francisco
        February 10, 2012, 5:25 am | #

        When the comic first went up there were a couple of grammatical mistakes:

        The correct term is “plane” but it had “plain”.
        It also said “I’d trust her with me life” when the correct phrase is that “I’d trust her with my life”.

        I did wonder if the “me life” was deliberate but I don’t think that Shelly’s a cockney.

      • Valkeiper
        February 10, 2012, 5:34 am | #

        oh, understood.

        Thank you.

        I thought I was missing something obvious to everybody else. Usually, it’s the other way around.

        it was refreshing to think that. you can’t imagine how refreshing.

      • Francisco
        February 10, 2012, 5:43 am | #

        Glad to help.

    • throopw
      February 10, 2012, 10:10 am | # | Reply

      “Plains” of existence is oddly appropriate to Tina. “Oh, bury me not, on the lone prairie…”

      • Dave
        February 10, 2012, 10:27 am | #

        She is so perceptive that it is impossible to buffalo her, even if she does deliberately herd herself on occasion.

        (drops a handful of nickels into the Pun Jar.. it would be redundant for me to say just what kind of nickels, wouldn’t it?)

      • Valkeiper
        February 10, 2012, 6:31 pm | #

        excellent way to hit us all with mental puns.

  7. Danzier
    February 10, 2012, 3:36 am | # | Reply

    … Either Tina’s redecorated or they’re outside… on a really nice day, considering the season…

    • Hanineal
      February 10, 2012, 4:24 am | # | Reply

      The background appears to be part of the second panel while Tina is shooting up into it from the third.

    • Friducha
      February 10, 2012, 10:24 am | # | Reply

      It has been unseasonably warm the last couple of days. That, and some Minnesotans do start dressing for Spring after New Year’s…

      • Dave
        February 10, 2012, 11:47 am | #

        DangerDanger. There’s a phenomenon sometimes called Thaw, which occurs in many years due to a shift in the North American weather patterns in late January and early February. A week, or several weeks of what seem like unseasonably mild weather occur… snow melts, birds chirp, people walk around in spring clothing… and then FOOMP the cold winter weather returns. I remember it well from my college days in Rochester NY… it can be a cruel snare and delusion if you let your guard down and think that spring has actually arrived.

      • bmonk
        February 10, 2012, 12:33 pm | #

        Don’t worry this year–we didn’t get a January thaw, since it wasn’t that cold up until then. It’s getting colder now, but only about to the seasonal average.

      • Wyvern
        February 10, 2012, 5:12 pm | #

        Interesting you should mention that; we have the same False Spring in Oregon, and it just ended Wednesday.

  8. Swedish Chef
    February 10, 2012, 3:36 am | # | Reply

    Is it me or all the Wapsi!girls are putting their best ..”foot”.. forward when introduced to Justin for the first time (cf. Brandi’s stance yesterday and Tina’s today)?.

    • Hanineal
      February 10, 2012, 4:27 am | # | Reply

      I’d guess after what happened with Bud, Brandi has put the word out in the Wapsiverse.

      “Today is Meet Shelly’s Boyfriend Day. Be on your best behavior.”

      • Hanineal
        February 10, 2012, 4:28 am | #

        “Also, dress to impress!”

      • Valkeiper
        February 10, 2012, 5:37 am | #

        well, that makes sense.

        That could also be why Shelly decided to hit Bud’s and Brandi’s place first. Chalk it up as good planning on Shelly’s part and good perception on Brandi’s.

    • illiad
      February 10, 2012, 7:33 am | # | Reply

      or maybe just.. “wow! a real hunk!!! this ‘Officer Tight Buns’ is really …. mmmmmmh!!! :)”

      I dont think I’ve ever seen her put such a good appearance… 😛 😛

      • Swedish Chef
        February 10, 2012, 9:56 am | #

        I’m thinking about something more on the lines of pheromones. That would nicely explain why Off. Tightbuns is such a hit with paranormals.

  9. Joe Minotaur
    February 10, 2012, 3:37 am | # | Reply

    Here we go!
    Jim Carrey’s first TV movie was: Introducing… Janet(1983).

    • Joe Minotaur
      February 10, 2012, 3:46 am | # | Reply

      aka: Rubber Face.

    • Danzier
      February 10, 2012, 3:48 am | # | Reply

      Yay! I did not know that. Thanks, Joe!

    • harukohoshiko
      February 10, 2012, 3:51 am | # | Reply

      So what… half right then?

      • Joe Minotaur
        February 10, 2012, 3:53 am | #

        Yup.
        Full credit for guessing right, but minus 1/2 for taking two guesses.

    • Bucc-i
      February 10, 2012, 10:52 am | # | Reply

      I thought it was Earth Girls Are Easy. First Jim Carrey movie I ever saw.

  10. Jay-Em
    February 10, 2012, 3:43 am | # | Reply

    Ohkay.. Justin’s apparently accepting:
    -Sphinxes
    -Golems
    -Girlfriend-sphinx
    -Teeny-crushing Golem
    .
    .

    Buuut.. A Demon Collective with a habit of blurting-out unpleasant truths at times?? That míght be a bit too much.

    • Valkeiper
      February 10, 2012, 5:56 am | # | Reply

      Unpleasant? nah… embarrassing, yes.

    • Dave
      February 10, 2012, 10:16 am | # | Reply

      There are plenty of police departments who have been willing to take an occasional tip from a local psychic during a difficult investigation… and having people blurt out unexpected information or clues is a detective’s bread and butter.

      Even if Justin were an ordinary cop without hus own paranormal characteristics, he might actually find Tina’s perceptive-but-enigmatic behavior to be not all that unusual… “odd but nice”.

      Her eyes, though… I guess it would depend on whether he thinks she has a thing for wearing really odd cosmetic contact lenses.

  11. harukohoshiko
    February 10, 2012, 3:51 am | # | Reply

    All I have to say is “yay finally, now I sleep till Monday”.

  12. Francisco
    February 10, 2012, 3:52 am | # | Reply

    I wonder how they straightened out the misunderstanding with Bud.

    • Valkeiper
      February 10, 2012, 5:45 am | # | Reply

      It looks like the four DID get their little ‘talk’ and Bud’s earlier… indiscretions… were revealed for the truth.

      It appears Justin fully understands the situation now and looks to be amused.

      Paul just spared us the conversation.

      It also appears somebody has put out the word Shelly’s taking her boyfriend around to meet the group. Most likely, that ‘someone’ was Brandi.

      This brings to mind certain discussions in recent weeks about a particular ‘fan club’. How do you think that fan club is reacting? Are there more eyes watching this then possibly Shelly and the rest of the group know?

  13. Davecom3
    February 10, 2012, 3:57 am | # | Reply

    I think perhaps Tina may mean the communication will almost be as good as the sex, but maybe I’m mistaken.

    • Valkeiper
      February 10, 2012, 5:48 am | # | Reply

      I wouldn’t be surprised if Tina’s aim is a direct bull’s eye that nobody else is yet aware of (it seems to be a habit of hers).

    • Dave
      February 10, 2012, 10:47 am | # | Reply

      I think Tina is saying just what she means… in a matter of speaking.

      She knows that Shelly and Justin have had a vigorous and passionate sex life… remember, she told Shelly not to confuse this with real intimacy (with the clear implication that Shelly and Justin were not being truly intimate with one another).

      Now, one of her is using Tina Standard Enigmatic phrasing to say “Hey, keep on communicating like that, and the communication will become even more rewarding to you two than the sex has been.”

      Real intimacy has begun, for these two… it’ll be good for Shelly and I suspect it’ll be a godsend for Justin. How long has it been since he’s had anyone in his life to whom he can open up and unburden himself… maybe never, given his nature and experiences.

      • Hanineal
        February 10, 2012, 9:22 pm | #

        Well, we’ve been told of some of his “experiences”, but I’m sure there’s more to that story.

        Thing is, we still don’t know what or truly who he is. I’m still waiting for that shoe to drop.

      • Danzier
        February 11, 2012, 11:59 am | #

        Yeah, but she’s talking in Grayscale Nudge again, so it’s all kind of up for grabs.

      • Dave
        February 12, 2012, 1:40 am | #

        Grayscale isn’t Nudge-speak any more… Nudge was forcibly expelled from Tina’s Collective by Phix and we haven’t been given any indication that Nudge has moved back in. These days, grayscale seems to indicate that one of Tina’s numerous demons is speaking out independently, without consulting with the rest of the collective, but I don’t think we’ve been given information as to which specific Tina-demon is speaking.

        In fact, I don’t think we really know names/terms for most of those demons. There may well be a Doubt among them, but the majority of the psychological/emotional/demonic attributes which make up the gang currently animating Tina haven’t been individually identified. It certainly seems that Lust isn’t in control of the Collective, though.

        Tina is a very interesting character… more overtly fragmented than most of us are, but really not all that different. “Each of us has many within, and one who watches. Let the many pass; be the one who watches.”

      • jwhouk
        February 12, 2012, 9:56 pm | #

        I’m thinking Grayscale for Tina 2.0 sans Nudge is one of the other demons “taking control” – and speaking in a completely different voice as “regular” Tina.

        Kinda like going from sweet-singsongy voice to “There is no Dana, there is only Zuul” kind of voice…

    • Ob1Kn00b
      February 11, 2012, 3:41 pm | # | Reply

      If you really think that that is what she means, then quite frankly I am sorry for you.

  14. Jayessell
    February 10, 2012, 4:00 am | # | Reply

    His 1st TV show was ‘The Duck Factory’.
    Why do I remember that?

  15. kingklash
    February 10, 2012, 4:16 am | # | Reply

    Oh, goody. A visit with Talky Tina!

    • Dave
      February 10, 2012, 10:19 am | # | Reply

      and she likes him!

      That’s good.

      • Fairportfan
        February 10, 2012, 1:48 pm | #

        Heh. Considering what happened to Telly Savalas, yes, it’s a Very Good Thing.

      • Francisco
        February 11, 2012, 5:08 am | #

        That was interesting.

        I’m now intrigued by Bloody Mallory but it doesn’t sound like something I’d go out of my way to watch.

        Ps.
        Read write up on Amazon as Wikipedia tends to give spoilers.

      • Valkeiper
        February 11, 2012, 10:39 am | #

        sheesh!!!

        That bloody Mallory wouldn’t exactly fit in with GGG; but I’d want to give her a wide berth.

        Axe-Killing her husband on their wedding simply because she discovered he was a demon?

        Ok, ok… she had the excuse she thought he was going to sacrifice her, so it could be considered ‘self-defense’; but SHEESH!

  16. davids4250
    February 10, 2012, 5:05 am | # | Reply

    I love Tina. She’s my favorite character. Especially the way she looks here!

    • jwhouk
      February 10, 2012, 8:44 am | # | Reply

      Is it just me, or does Tina look a little more crazier than usual?

      • Fairportfan
        February 10, 2012, 1:51 pm | #

        She’s especially … odd … looking today.

      • Julie
        February 10, 2012, 2:48 pm | #

        I think it’s the crooked grin and the one bit of hair that seems to be interested in finding the ceiling. 🙂 Outfit-wise, she’s looking great though!

      • Wyvern
        February 10, 2012, 5:18 pm | #

        I noticed the eyelashes, and then that Shelly’s are also prominent. It may just be artistic experimentation.

  17. Francisco
    February 10, 2012, 5:44 am | # | Reply

    I wonder if Bud has realised that if she could blush she could change her appearance.

    • Valkeiper
      February 10, 2012, 5:58 am | # | Reply

      I don’t think that was exactly the ‘change’ she desired.

      But it works for me.

      LOL

    • illiad
      February 10, 2012, 7:48 am | # | Reply

      bu then that could just be the ‘perception field’ – if someone behaves that panicky, you would ‘expect’ her to blush, sweat, etc.. 🙂

  18. Stigmartyr762
    February 10, 2012, 6:53 am | # | Reply

    Hmm. So they made it through meeting Brandi and Bud relatively unscathed. Now I wonder what sort of nuggets of wisdom Tina is going to serve up with their coffees?

    • NOTDilbert
      February 11, 2012, 2:37 am | # | Reply

      I wonder what kind of coffee Tina’s perception will choose for Justin?

      • Danzier
        February 11, 2012, 12:03 pm | #

        He’s a cop… I’d almost stick him with a Gibbs-style “black, pinch of salt, no frufru” (that’s Marine/Navy according to my dad). Justin’s aversion to wierd may extend to every possible corner of his life…

      • Maark30
        February 12, 2012, 5:37 pm | #

        Nahh, that is too expected. Justin will take large double caffeine with a caffeine depth charge, 3 sweet and lows, a shot of cream and a blueberry muffin.

      • NOTDilbert
        February 12, 2012, 5:37 pm | #

        A lot of people are suprised by how much of a difference a pinch of salt in the brew baket makes to a pot of coffee, and very few people can detect it as ‘salt’.
        Unless you overdo it- then it’s kinda undrinkable.

      • Ren
        February 12, 2012, 11:56 pm | #

        A wee bit of cinnamon works too, as an alternative to salt.

  19. Wildcat
    February 10, 2012, 7:20 am | # | Reply

    I like how this storyline has turned — things looked entirely too bleak there for a bit! O.O

  20. kaibyo
    February 10, 2012, 7:41 am | # | Reply

    But I’m still curious—–just WHAT is Justin?!?!?!? The girls have “bared all” in more ways than one, now it should be HIS turn.

    • scantrontb
      February 10, 2012, 7:51 am | # | Reply

      I’m sure that Paul will get around to it, it’s just we have a bit more introductions to go yet… she still has to meet Monica, Tepoz, Phix, etc. etc…

      and I’m glad to have been proven wrong about my theory of the dark side to Brandi.

    • William Krait
      February 10, 2012, 9:19 am | # | Reply

      Knowing what kind of bresty Jastin is would be nice but I still want to know about Monica. She seems to be in the “too powerful to mention openly” catagory. If she is not Voldemort what, or who, is she? I think Paul is saving something good for us.

      • William Krait
        February 10, 2012, 9:22 am | #

        I meant “Beasty”… Freudian slip, was thinking about Monica.

      • Francisco
        February 11, 2012, 5:18 am | #

        Monica was appointed the lead on the CM assignment. On the Jin problem, Monica was the reasearcher but Bud took the lead on that. Now it’s Shelly’s turn in the limelight.

        Whilst it’s not, technically, a demotion, because it the CM assignment always had a limited time to run, it would probably feel like that to Monica.

        In short, I don’t think Monica is at the top of everybodies’ thoughts any more. Too much has passed since the CM problem was fixed for eveyone to be in the habit of looking to Monica.

    • kingklash
      February 10, 2012, 10:31 am | # | Reply

      He’s a cop with a healing factor and experience with Mythics, she’s a Comanche with Sphinx heritage. Together, they fight crime!

      • Julie
        February 10, 2012, 2:50 pm | #

        Like!

      • Dubael
        February 10, 2012, 3:57 pm | #

        I agree, Like Very Much

      • Danzier
        February 11, 2012, 12:04 pm | #

        +1 Comic Shop for you.

  21. scantrontb
    February 10, 2012, 7:47 am | # | Reply

    At least she’s fully clothed, not that I’d mind it much, as I’m a guy, but compared to some of the latte stands business practices around here, Tina doesn’t need to worry about how she’s dressed, I’d still buy my mocha’s from her any day, even if she were dressed in a full cold-water survival suit like the ones they use up in the arctic ocean.

  22. Dave
    February 10, 2012, 10:35 am | # | Reply

    Uh oh. I think I just realized that this gentle Friday relief may be a cliffhanger after all.

    If I recall correctly, isn’t/wasn’t Tina 1.0 sort of “on the run” and staying out of sight… daughter of a dead drug lord? Might Justin possibly recognize her at some point, as a “person of interest” wanted for questioning in some other jurisdiction? How would Tina 2.0 deal with that?

    or, is Tina’s past truly in the past, and going to stay there?

    • Fairportfan
      February 10, 2012, 1:53 pm | # | Reply

      If she was on the run, it was probably from her father, because the newspaper clippings that Tina 2.0 found in Tina 1.0’s apartment included one that said something like “Drug Lord’s Daughter to Testify”.

    • Valkeiper
      February 10, 2012, 7:36 pm | # | Reply

      If she ever was ‘on the run’, she isn’t now.

      First of all, her father and his ‘business’ has been… removed if those same news clippings have any meaning.

      Second, It has been quite a few years.

      and last, I doubt very much anybody searching for her could be a match for her. Even if they were, I am pretty certain they wouldn’t be a match against her friends.

      • scantrontb
        February 11, 2012, 4:19 am | #

        If i remember correctly, doesn’t one of those clippings say something to the effect that the “drug lord’s daughter missing!” or was killed? something to that effect?

      • Valkeiper
        February 11, 2012, 10:47 am | #

        funny thing…

        looking at those clippings again, I just realized none of the article headings say the drug lord himself is dead.

      • Atomic
        February 11, 2012, 3:23 pm | #

        Oh look! A cute new coffee shop has opened up in Wapsi Square! Have to give it a try…

  23. Dafydd
    February 10, 2012, 10:51 am | # | Reply

    1st reaction: Hmm. Tina looks unusually disheveled today.

    2nd reaction: OMG “Maybe not parallel parking” ROFLMAO

  24. Bucc-i
    February 10, 2012, 10:56 am | # | Reply

    AHEM!
    *clears throat*
    Tina!
    New hair dew!
    BEWBIES!
    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!
    *gets bloody nose*
    *passes out*

    • NOTDilbert
      February 11, 2012, 2:41 am | # | Reply

      *tsk* Fanboys.

      Hey, anyone wanna play decorate the drunk while he’s passed out? ;P

      • Danzier
        February 11, 2012, 12:07 pm | #

        I call dibbs on giving him cute pigtails all over with little girl hair clips in stylish spring designs. *evil grin*

      • Dave
        February 12, 2012, 1:19 am | #

        Full photo gallery, please – it may be most amusing 👿

      • Ratcatcher
        February 12, 2012, 4:55 am | #

        Danzier- I’ll do the nails if somebody can find ten different colors of polish . . .

      • Danzier
        February 14, 2012, 9:30 am | #

        I’ve got you covered–do you want ten shades of red or variations of electric color? 😉

      • Ratcatcher
        February 16, 2012, 5:58 am | #

        Ah, Danzeer, Electric shades never found in normal/natural life!

  25. W.
    February 10, 2012, 12:02 pm | # | Reply

    Tina is never ever going to live that parallel parking incident down. Just like Bud is never going to live down destroying Monica’s island. It will haunt them to the end of their days.

    • Valkeiper
      February 12, 2012, 9:47 am | # | Reply

      Think about it… just how difficult would it be to run over your own arm while driving in ANY manner (even if you wished to)? Leave it to Tina to achieve the impossible.

      But there is that old cliche’… everything is impossible until the first time it’s done.

    • Valkeiper
      February 12, 2012, 9:54 am | # | Reply

      I’m still not sure that sandbar has been destroyed. Bud said it had a smoking crater last time she saw it.

      Think about this. Even if the sub had its full load of torpedoes, its fuel tanks were full (unlikely with the time span), and it all exploded in the most effective manner… it would still not be enough to scatter the sand of the entire sandbar.

      Also, there would not be a ‘smoking crater’ if the sand bar had been destroyed. Things under water don’t tend to smoke very well.

      • Maark30
        February 12, 2012, 5:47 pm | #

        But the smell (acrid stench) of diesel fuel and high explosives will linger for a very long time, maybe years.

  26. bmonk
    February 10, 2012, 12:37 pm | # | Reply

    Quite a response to Tina today–but I’m still trying to figure out what to make of the last panel, with the shaded speech bubble.

    Is is one of her inner demons? A whisper? Something else??

    • ShadOBabe
      February 10, 2012, 12:44 pm | # | Reply

      I think it’s been established that the gray words mean a demon is making a comment by itself with out going through committee with the others.

      • bmonk
        February 10, 2012, 4:23 pm | #

        That’s what I thought, but I wasn’t sure I remembered right.

  27. Vorlonagent
    February 10, 2012, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

    She may be affected by Justin’s “crazy girl” fetish.

    • Sheik
      February 10, 2012, 5:27 pm | # | Reply

      Or is exercising some anti-phobia therapy.

  28. txmystic
    February 10, 2012, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

    Oh, Tina…please become real and come to txmystic….

    …one can only hope this works better than trying to stare the suds away from Brandi the other day…

    • The Old Wolf
      February 10, 2012, 1:42 pm | # | Reply

      If I weren’t already locked up good and tight, I’m afraid I would have to duel you for her. 😛

    • Julie
      February 10, 2012, 2:54 pm | # | Reply

      Good luck with that! 🙂

    • Sheik
      February 10, 2012, 5:42 pm | # | Reply

      Someone likes to live *very* dangerously.
      If only one of her takes a notion, txmystic will fervently wish his was already history.

  29. Julie
    February 10, 2012, 2:49 pm | # | Reply

    Meh…boobs are only hypnotizing when in motion. They’re more “intriguing” when they’re defying that much gravity (unless they’re obviously fake). 🙂

  30. Dubael
    February 10, 2012, 3:54 pm | # | Reply

    Tina… such a beautiful person *SIGH*

  31. Opus the Poet
    February 10, 2012, 4:35 pm | # | Reply

    The art is exquisite today, Tina more so. But then I only had a half-pot of coffee for breakfast this morning instead of my usual full pot so maybe I’m still a bit “slow”.

    • The Old Wolf
      February 10, 2012, 4:59 pm | # | Reply

      And the usual six crates of brown ales?

      • Opus the Poet
        February 11, 2012, 12:54 am | #

        I get one Guinness a year, and maybe a six-pack of Shiner Bock (well I get to drink 5 of them, the other one is for boiling the brats in). So as much as I would enjoy a brown ale from time to time, it ain’t in the budget.

      • Danzier
        February 11, 2012, 12:10 pm | #

        AAAHHH someone else who knows the yum of beer brats! 🙂 Answer me this: onions?

      • NOTDilbert
        February 13, 2012, 1:54 am | #

        Yes for me, please. 🙂

      • txmystic
        February 11, 2012, 1:28 pm | #

        Shiner Bock FTW! I don’t make chili without it!

      • Fairportfan
        February 12, 2012, 3:01 am | #

        I like to use Samuel Smith’s Taddy Porter or Oatmeal Stout for my beer-related recipes.

        Comes in four-packs; one for the pot, two for me, one for Kate.

  32. Valkeiper
    February 10, 2012, 6:47 pm | # | Reply

    Judging form the backgrounds…

    panel two is approaching the coffee shop and they met Tina outside the door.

    It seems she is about to open for the day’s business

  33. Valkeiper
    February 10, 2012, 6:56 pm | # | Reply

    I got a definite impression one doesn’t ‘need to meet’ Euryale. She ‘happens’ to people.

    As an enthusiastic member of a certain fan club, she is very likely to ‘happen’ a lot more often to the gang (especially Monica).

    If the fan club DOES have fore knowledge of major events in the group’s future, Euryale would know of Shelly’s ‘friend-meeting tour’ with Justin AND she will ‘happen’ to meet them (most likely at Tina’s or Monica’s).

    • Yamara
      February 10, 2012, 9:44 pm | # | Reply

      No, the fan club would only know events up to when Shelly entered the Time Forest, because that’s all Shellinx would be aware of. After her return, she’s sharing the same timeline (and same arrow of time, technically) with the fans.

      Assuming Shelly wrote all this down for a fan club to read, of course. Paul still hasn’t said for certain.

      On the other hand, there’s only one vimana cell that we know of that existed outside Earth. Seems that someone may have written an awful lot of non-fiction about it.

      • bmonk
        February 11, 2012, 4:38 pm | #

        Rather like Shelly had to piece the cell itself together??

  34. Valkeiper
    February 10, 2012, 7:05 pm | # | Reply

    I agree about Justin’s future on the force, tho.

    His training, experience, and healing factor should keep him quite safe from anything up to your usual run-of-the-mill arch-villain (i see SWAT or MIB in his future); but word will get out to ‘paras’ not to anger his girl friend and her cronies (especially if a certain fan club is involved).

    I think the level of ‘major para-crime’ is about to take a steep dive; but ‘minor para-crime’ will be climbing sharply as the ‘fan club’ hopes to get a peek at OTB.

    • Valkeiper
      February 10, 2012, 7:11 pm | # | Reply

      I also suspect ‘pre-sphinx’ Shelly already had a reputation as somebody you don’t mess with…

      She teaches kick-boxing and threw V-8 engines in fits of anger long before growing fur and wings, after all.

      • throopw
        February 10, 2012, 8:06 pm | #

        Cerberus got it’s hustlers
        Trailer parks got their bums
        Wapsi Square got a sphinx named Shelly
        She’s a demon-herding son of a gun

      • Opus the Poet
        February 11, 2012, 12:51 am | #

        I still miss Jim Croce…

  35. Valkeiper
    February 10, 2012, 7:16 pm | # | Reply

    >>>Gulp<<<

    I have to consider. What would happen the next time Justin and some of his fellow officers are sent to the hospital (or grave) by villains, especially if the villains escaped justice?

    I don't think it would matter if the villains were paranormals, do you?

    • Fairportfan
      February 10, 2012, 8:12 pm | # | Reply

      Itty bitty teenie WEENIE pieces.

      • Dave
        February 10, 2012, 8:28 pm | #

        As in “Sol-bound plasma-state plasma”?

    • Valkeiper
      February 11, 2012, 11:16 am | # | Reply

      I wouldn’t put vengeance past either Shelly or Bud if Justin is seriously injured (even with his healing factor).

      Though she’d be unlikely to be as involved, Jin would also a force to be reckoned with.

      Euryale would definitely get involved and, disregarding her own abilities at the moment, we don’t know anything about the ‘fan club’ she supposedly is a member of except we have seen signs it is quite extensive.

      But Brandi or Monica? let’s just say if I could deal with the others, either or both of those two would STILL send me screaming into the night in terror. A woman who is generally calm is NOT a woman to be angered.

      • NOTDilbert
        February 12, 2012, 5:48 pm | #

        Just had a thought.

        If Tina decided to have them avenged, and told the others to do so, they would be compelled…

        Or, she could compel some random minor crook if she didn’t want the gang involved – or to provide palusible deniability…..

  36. Jim
    February 10, 2012, 9:09 pm | # | Reply

    <3 Tina <3

  37. Joe Minotaur
    February 10, 2012, 10:36 pm | # | Reply

    Is it Trivia Time?
    What did Bud ask to drink when she first visited Daren’s Bar?

    • Joe Minotaur
      February 11, 2012, 12:06 am | # | Reply

      Absolut(ly) Right!
      How long did it take you to find it?

      • Joe Minotaur
        February 11, 2012, 12:21 am | #

        Too easy? Try this one.
        What British TV Movie had the tagline: “20 Minutes Into The Future”, and spawned an American TV series with the same name?

      • Opus the Poet
        February 11, 2012, 12:44 am | #

        “M-M-M-Max Headroom”

      • Joe Minotaur
        February 11, 2012, 12:45 am | #

        Only to confirm your answer.
        The Googlefu is strong in this one.
        Answer: MAX Headroom

      • Joe Minotaur
        February 11, 2012, 12:51 am | #

        Opus The Poet posted the answer first. He wins!
        Sorry SoWhyMe. You need to post your answer, even if you Googled it, for it to count.

      • Leak
        February 12, 2012, 12:05 pm | #

        I’m pretty sure it’s a mandatory requirement to hand in your geek card if you have to google that…

      • jwhouk
        February 12, 2012, 10:32 pm | #

        Oh, you did with Paul’s stuff what I did with Jeph’s stuff over at QC?

        Y’all should put that up on Scribd or something, like I did.

    • Danzier
      February 11, 2012, 12:20 pm | # | Reply

      I feel like adding to the questions but the only things I can think of are “What is MacGuyver’s first name?” and “What company makes Swiss Army Knives?” and I don’t think those really count.

      • Joe Minotaur
        February 11, 2012, 3:00 pm | #

        As far as Swiss Army Knives…
        There are only TWO companies that are authorized to use the Official Swiss Army name, Victorinox and Wenger.
        Accept NO substitutes!

      • Leak
        February 12, 2012, 3:45 pm | #

        Why? If anything were an oxymoron, it’d be the Swiss Navy…

      • bmonk
        February 13, 2012, 11:07 am | #

        The Swiss are neutral because, up until Napoleon, they were pretty successful at war as mercenaries. So good, that eventually they were “outlawed”, except for the Pope’s Swiss Guard.

        And they have a citizen army to defend themselves. In their mountains, they are pretty good at that–in WW II, they managed to remain unconquered between Germany and Italy because (1) Hitler didn’t want to take on their army, and (2) they were more useful as neutrals.

      • W.
        February 12, 2012, 10:12 am | #

        Since nobody else answered his first name is Angus.

    • Fairportfan
      February 12, 2012, 3:04 am | # | Reply

      Brian Blessed, Donald Sutherland and Charlotte Rampling appeared together in … what?

      • FatUncle
        February 12, 2012, 7:17 am | #

        The Avengers.

    • Valkeiper
      February 12, 2012, 10:03 am | # | Reply

      Napoleon Solo, Illya kuriaky, and April Dancer were characters in what series? The actor for which of these now stars in NCIS?

      • Joe Minotaur
        February 12, 2012, 12:35 pm | #

        The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

      • Francisco
        February 12, 2012, 2:18 pm | #

        Follow up question:

        Without using a search engine, expand UNCLE and the acronym of their arch rivals.

      • Francisco
        February 12, 2012, 2:18 pm | #

        And, before anyone says it, it is sad that I do know both. 😉

      • NOTDilbert
        February 12, 2012, 5:51 pm | #

        United Nation Council on Law Enforcement (the’C’ may be wrong)

      • Francisco
        February 12, 2012, 6:21 pm | #

        The N, C and prepositions are wrong.

      • Francisco
        February 12, 2012, 6:26 pm | #

        It was a good first try, though.

      • Den
        February 12, 2012, 6:36 pm | #

        United Network Command for Law and Enforcement is the expansion of UNCLE, but you’ve got me on their opponent. I yield to those who use a search engine… I remember how much I liked “The Man from UNCLE” when it was on the air, with Napoleon Solo and Ilya Kuryakin. Man, those were the days!

      • Francisco
        February 13, 2012, 3:46 am | #

        Den, you’re correct on the expansion of UNCLE. I’ll post the acronym to their opponants in a day (if I remember) and the expansion the day after.

      • Francisco
        February 14, 2012, 2:41 am | #

        I don’t know if anybody’s still reading this but here’s a hint:

        The opposition to UNCLE was called THRUSH.

        I’ll post the answer to the expansion tomorrow if nobody gets it.

      • Francisco
        February 15, 2012, 2:38 am | #

        Nobody’s got it?

        It stands for:

        Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity

      • Danzier
        February 14, 2012, 9:35 am | #

        If someone tells me the names of the actors in “The Man From UNCLE”, I can tell you which one(s) are the NCIS team… and if necessary, what seasons they’ve appeared in. 😀 *tries really hard not to fangirl*

      • Francisco
        February 15, 2012, 3:25 am | #

        I didn’t see your second question. I know the person who plays Ducky in NCIS was one of the UNCLE agents. I think he was Illya kuriakin.

  38. slywlf
    February 10, 2012, 10:49 pm | # | Reply

    Normally I would read through all the comments before posting, but as sleep deprived as I have been recently I’m just jumping in to say I’ve never seen Shelly so beautiful, confident, happy and assured, and it makes me so happy 😉

  39. Francisco
    February 11, 2012, 5:26 am | # | Reply

    I agree with you on the Library and Nudge but I think he will meet Phix soon. After alll, Phix is going to be training Shelly how to control her sphinx side. I think Phix is going to make an appearance to reassure Justin that Shelly’s in good hands.

    • Francisco
      February 11, 2012, 7:54 am | # | Reply

      If they’re hitching a ride it’ll be down to 3 people:

      Monica, Brandi or Tepoz

      because:

      Jin and May never seemed to pay much attention to The Library. Bud wants nothing to do with Phix.

      I included Tepoz because he transported Nudge to Shelly after Shelly became a sphinx. However, Monica and Brandi are the ones in the gang who seem to spend the most time there so I’d say it’s more likely that it’s one of those two.

      Personally, I think Brandi is the better choice as, given the reason for the lessons, it’s good that she’s immortal and indestructable.

      I think Shelly would prefer Bud, as they are closer, but I don’t see Bud giving Phix a chance.

    • Maark30
      February 12, 2012, 5:14 pm | # | Reply

      There is always a door to the annex as Phix said to Tina after she tried to get Monica to let Amanda in on the secret (http://wapsisquare.com/comic/no-need/). If you are not wanted in the door just opens into an empty building so they don’t need a teleporter.

  40. Kramegame
    February 11, 2012, 3:28 pm | # | Reply

    ah looks like Justin is getting the tour of the (MIB) Facilities..
    XD

    • Joe Minotaur
      February 11, 2012, 4:20 pm | # | Reply

      Could I have everybody look up here, please?
      *FLASH*
      Could I have everybody look up here, please?
      *FLASH*
      Could I have everybody look up here, please?
      *FLASH*
      STOP! How many times have you done that?
      I can’t remember. Could I have everybody look up here, please?
      *FLASH*…

      • Danzier
        February 14, 2012, 9:36 am | #

        Aren’t you worried that thing’s gonna give your audience cancer?

        *A little.

        A LITTLE?!?

  41. jenn
    February 11, 2012, 10:44 pm | # | Reply

    So these are the people in your neighborhood,
    they’re in your neighborhood,
    they’re in your neigh-bor-hood, Oh!
    These are the people in your neighborhood;
    they’re the people that you meet,
    as you’re walking down the street,
    they’re the people that you meet each day….

    • Ratcatcher
      February 12, 2012, 5:06 am | # | Reply

      Jenn- And therefore be afraid of rudeness and deception,for they are watching and they do remember.

    • Danzier
      February 14, 2012, 9:38 am | # | Reply

      The demonbarrista is a person in your neighborhood,
      She makes hot drinks and tells disturbing truths.
      Oh, the demonbarrista is a person in your neighborhood…
      A person who you see each day!

  42. Ryan the Grim
    February 12, 2012, 8:27 am | # | Reply

    Now more than ever I want to date Tina. I think she would be ‘interesting’ crazy, not the whacked-out kind.

  43. Valkeiper
    February 12, 2012, 10:13 am | # | Reply

    don’t get Tina angry. She beats up demi-gods for recreation.

    • W.
      February 12, 2012, 1:02 pm | # | Reply

      I somehow don’t think Nudge had to take that beating from Tina. She was probably allowing catharsis for Tina. The beating from Shelly, well they were good friends in the future backwards running time. She probably took it for their future friendship knowing the future Shelly would appreciate what she did. JM2cnts.

    • 5hademaker
      February 13, 2012, 8:00 am | # | Reply

      and Nudge is very much in the tradition of Loki and the other tricksters. If you go against them, you lose. and if you win, you will really lose.

      She had a reason to let Shelly “win”.

  44. Valkeiper
    February 12, 2012, 10:15 am | # | Reply

    Come to think of it, so does Shelly.

  45. 5hademaker
    February 12, 2012, 1:13 pm | # | Reply

    just wondered…does near immunity to injury also imply very slow aging?

    • Maark30
      February 12, 2012, 6:11 pm | # | Reply

      That is a good question. I would think that if his regeneration is fueled by physical trauma then it would not affect aging which is a slower non traumatic action. In fact aging might be considered a genetically programed event like growth for another reason why he may age like an ordinary human.

    • 5hademaker
      February 13, 2012, 1:42 am | # | Reply

      even in the case of physical trauma, there would have to be a “template” to guide the restoration – especially of big chunks of flesh were completely absent. if the template were unchanging, then the body would not change with time either.

  46. Joe Minotaur
    February 13, 2012, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    Is it Monday yet?

    • Joe Minotaur
      February 13, 2012, 12:27 am | # | Reply

      TRIVIA!
      What was the charity that benefited from The Secret Policeman’s Balls?

      • Dave
        February 13, 2012, 12:36 am | #

        I think it was Amnesty International but can’t be sure without cheating.

      • Joe Minotaur
        February 13, 2012, 12:43 am | #

        Amnesty International is right!
        John Cleese organized the first benefit, Pleasure at Her Majesty’s(1976). This was followed by: The Secret Policeman’s Ball(1979), The Secret Policeman’s Other Ball(1981), The Secret Policeman’s Third Ball(1987) and The Secret Policeman’s Biggest Ball(1989).

      • Atomic
        February 13, 2012, 12:38 am | #

        Ummm .. the Ambidexterous Agoraphoibic Kleptomaniacs Association?

        ( They could rob you with either hand, they were just afraid to be around people )

    • Yamara
      February 13, 2012, 12:28 am | # | Reply

      It isn’t Monday in Minnesota yet, no.

      And I should know the answer to that Next Wave trivia question, but I was never really a hipster.

      • Yamara
        February 13, 2012, 12:44 am | #

        I’m going to guess Gay Men’s Health Crisis, though Dave’s sounds more in keeping with the theme.

      • Yamara
        February 13, 2012, 12:46 am | #

        See, there you go, and me refreshing constantly here, too.

    • Joe Minotaur
      February 13, 2012, 1:02 am | # | Reply

      Well, no matter what day it is, it’s bedtime.z.z.z.z.z…

  47. Atomic
    February 13, 2012, 1:05 am | # | Reply

    Suffering Wapsi withdrawl…..

Comment ¬ Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

  • Home
  • About
  • Book Store
  • Bluesky
  • Twitch
  • Forum
  • Archive

©2001-2025 Paul Taylor | Powered by WordPress with ComicPress | Subscribe: RSS | Back to Top ↑