People think Librarians are weak-ass, pencil-pushing, stick-up-the-ass, cowards who think they know everything. This isn’t so; Phix is a STRONG-ass, fountain pen-jabbing, ram-a-stick-up-YOUR ass Para who DOES know everything!
Heh… “Pencil Wrangler”… yeah, I know the type.
Though now I can’t stop thinking about how I learned not long ago that the word “pencil” actually comes from the Latin for “small penis”.
“Pencil dick” as an insult may be a bit redundant, but it sure is appropriate. ^_^
Oh yeah, Phix doesn’t like vampires. Well, Castela has no way of knowing that. I’m sure that this will clear up quickly.
Tatna Phix, meet grandma Lilly.
Problem solved.
They’ve already met, and it was a painful experience for Monica.
Yes but she has better feelings for Lilly. Mostly.
Quick, distract her with the Harry Potter play!
Hamilton tickets.
A kilt blowing contest!
I’d open with “You try telling her no…”
Well that came to a screeching halt fairly quickly.
Any bets the first words out of Lily’s mouth are “you try to stop her when she is on a hunt”
I have no doubt that that reflects her immediate reaction.
Whether or not she’ll express it in those words (if at all) is another matter. 😏
I think Phix just likes to give people mean looks because she’s so good at it.
I think this is the most accurate thing I will read all day
Phix doing her best ‘Red Dragon’ from Bone impersonation there…
It’s not lost on me that Phix is giving *Lily* the death glare, not Pickle.
That’s the “You had ONE JOB!” stare.
OUCH!
I can feel the laser beams coming out of Phix’s eyes from here…
Right now those eyes are razor-lazer focused on a certain Vampire we know (Phix just HATES Vampires)
Maybe Phix can do something about Castela’s gutter mouth…
And maybe an understanding and resolution of why it noticeably comes and goes might be more helpful.
Phix seems resigned to the inevitable.
Would the “us” includes Tanta Phix?
People think Librarians are weak-ass, pencil-pushing, stick-up-the-ass, cowards who think they know everything. This isn’t so; Phix is a STRONG-ass, fountain pen-jabbing, ram-a-stick-up-YOUR ass Para who DOES know everything!
Bravo!
I note that the full force of the stinkeye is skimming Right Over Pickle’s head, which puts it right online to incinerate Lily.
You had one job. Now I will brutally maim you.
Maim. Hah. Phix doesn’t half-step. She kills and eats you.
I think I just face palmed too hard… but it is probably not hard enough at this point. Piiiiiiickle…Pickle pleaaaaase Dx
Heh… “Pencil Wrangler”… yeah, I know the type.
Though now I can’t stop thinking about how I learned not long ago that the word “pencil” actually comes from the Latin for “small penis”.
“Pencil dick” as an insult may be a bit redundant, but it sure is appropriate. ^_^