My mom once told me that way back in the day, she was a hippie girl, with hair long enough she could sit on it. After having enough of maintaining that huge, wavy mane, she cut her hair to about shoulder length, and swore she dropped about 20 pounds off the back of her head.
Then there’s the joke where she says, “I tried this new exercise and just lost 180 pounds overnight.”
“Is this some miracle exercise?”
“No, I just broke up with my boyfriend!”
My mom once told me that way back in the day, she was a hippie girl, with hair long enough she could sit on it. After having enough of maintaining that huge, wavy mane, she cut her hair to about shoulder length, and swore she dropped about 20 pounds off the back of her head.
Then there’s the joke where she says, “I tried this new exercise and just lost 180 pounds overnight.”
“Is this some miracle exercise?”
“No, I just broke up with my boyfriend!”
Cue the laugh track.