Well sure.
Imagine if some angry giant grabbed you and lifted you up to a relative height of 2-3 stories into the air? “You planning to drop me, throw me, eat me? What?”
Awww thats funny, but apparently cats don’t mark their territory like that. Whenever a cat rubs up on something with its cheeks thats when territory is being marked.
So when a cat is showing you some love, its more like “you mine you human fleshbag”
dawwwww. say it with me now folks. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
She scared the poor thing so bad that it wet it’s self. Oh, and DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
It’s not himself that he wet…!
Well sure.
Imagine if some angry giant grabbed you and lifted you up to a relative height of 2-3 stories into the air? “You planning to drop me, throw me, eat me? What?”
I’t cliche enough!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Rebellious lil Selenium. <3
Awww thats funny, but apparently cats don’t mark their territory like that. Whenever a cat rubs up on something with its cheeks thats when territory is being marked.
So when a cat is showing you some love, its more like “you mine you human fleshbag”
They also mark with urine. Not forward though. They lift their tail while standing flat and spray basically straight back.
D’AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
i can haz hooman? sorry
That’s it. She’s now off the market as she’s been claimed by her feline master.
Okay fine if you want to go with the cutesy cliche route then I filled you in defiance ma’am!!!:3
Piss on you…