“They were believed to provide communication between the world of the living and the world of the dead.”
That has got to be one of the best, straight-faced pieces of irony that I have encountered in years. You’re alive, you meet a jaguar, and then you are dead. Effective communication, even if it is one way!
Monica and Shelley, as doorways, may also be considered jaguars… Though, I have to say, They both seem like just very big kitties. Not quite “Jaguar” scale.
Another 15-20 years, they may even become cougars.
*dodges various thrown objects*
“I was thinking it looked more like a big cat…”
“You mean like a Puma?”
“Yeah, thats it!”
If my face wasn’t so red with anger, I might feel a little blue at your statement. Besides, you’ve got to stop making up animals.
That is my very favorite color!
Oh, do you think the kitty would like petting?
Feed the jar, sir.
I think the Jaguar is a pretty accurate description for them both.
I mean they’re both beautiful to look at, powerful beneath the surface, and also temperamental & prone to breakdowns.
Sounds like a Jaguar to me…
Please… just for future reference…
how many types of cat throw V-8 engines across parking lots?
ALL of them
Also… V8 Engine… Jaguar… Shelly is a transformer! She turns into a Jaguar.
…now that I want to see!
Jaguars look nifty, are fast, and attract chicks! What’s not to like?
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