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by Paul Taylor on April 30, 2010 at 12:00 am
Story: Wapsi-Archive
└ Tags: anthropologist, chuck taylors, Lara Croft, nerd-girl, Syfy, Tomb Raider
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  1. Jim
    April 30, 2010, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Makes me think of Kat , from the current Sequential Art , story arc .

    • Jim
      April 30, 2010, 12:08 am | # | Reply

      Well , except for the Chuck Taylors .

  2. Tessa
    April 30, 2010, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Interesting how Shelly says the “the things [Monica’s] involved in” as if she’s separated from it all. Her demon conscience thingie should pop out of the boiler room just about now. Actually, I am curious if Monica could see her.

  3. RKSAustin
    April 30, 2010, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Thank you Pablo! Monica Croft made me chuckle (and she look stunning in that too lol)

    I also noted the bandaid. It’s probably been mentioned before, I guess she’s just a klutz rather than suffering from dull razors when she shaves her legs? 🙂

    • Paul Taylor
      April 30, 2010, 12:21 am | # | Reply

      Monica is indeed a klutz. 🙂

      • UglyShirts
        April 30, 2010, 8:56 am | #

        I can’t imagine why she’d be clumsy. It’s not like her center of gravity is any diffe-

        Oh, wait.

      • txmystic
        April 30, 2010, 12:31 pm | #

        Yes, she always seems to have a band aid on that same leg.

      • bmonk
        January 19, 2012, 1:23 pm | #

        Must be because she’s right-handed and right-eyed–so it’s hard to reach there with the razor, and to see it once it’s there?

  4. ZiggySkyedust
    April 30, 2010, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Love the Band-Aid and the blatant shoe promotion. It’s the little things that make you smile.

  5. Doug
    April 30, 2010, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Wow! So that’s what Shelly sees when she closes her left eye. Awesome!

  6. vince
    April 30, 2010, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    *wolf whistle*

  7. NicolasA
    April 30, 2010, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    Woo-hoo !
    I’d pin this last panel up a wall – definitely!

  8. Rennod
    April 30, 2010, 12:47 am | # | Reply

    Now you’ve done it. Now we have to go and MAKE this series.

  9. DinkyInky
    April 30, 2010, 12:47 am | # | Reply

    Cue the drooling fanboys with nosebleeds and broken brains in…

    3…
    2…
    1 …

    Snap! Crackle! Pop!

    • Fairportfan
      May 1, 2010, 9:35 pm | # | Reply

      Heh. Giselle and her succubus cousin Lula visit Victoria’s Secret

      SoWhyMe should not look.

      • SoWhyMe
        May 2, 2010, 4:34 am | #

        Thank you for the warning. I shant.

  10. Adrian
    April 30, 2010, 12:55 am | # | Reply

    Typo, first word.

  11. CrashFu
    April 30, 2010, 1:23 am | # | Reply

    The government, try to weaponize Bud, Brandi, or even worse… Jin?

    Yeah. That’d go SO well for the government. Hopefully after losing a few army bases they’d get the message and leave ’em alone.

    Oh, wait, what am I saying? When a government/military fails to control something, they go to plan B. “Nuke it all”

    • D. Walker
      April 30, 2010, 10:08 am | # | Reply

      It’s a tad ironic, because the golem girls were created as weapons to begin with any they’re far worse than any nuclear weapons could be.

      ~D.

      • Fairportfan
        April 30, 2010, 3:16 pm | #

        …and, in fact, did “nuke it all”.

  12. jordinyc
    April 30, 2010, 1:33 am | # | Reply

    what? no dual-guns? 🙁

    • Atomic
      April 30, 2010, 2:18 am | # | Reply

      Why? She already has big guns….

      • jwhouk
        April 30, 2010, 8:27 am | #

        PHWEEEET! “Atomic, two minutes, bad boob puns.”

      • Lustwane
        April 30, 2010, 10:47 am | #

        By “caliber,” of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters… Two meanings… caliber… it’s a homonym… Forget it.

      • NOTDilbert
        April 30, 2010, 9:12 pm | #

        There are GOOD boob puns? Examples, please!

      • jordinyc
        May 1, 2010, 8:42 am | #

        badum, pshhhhh

  13. Lynne
    April 30, 2010, 1:40 am | # | Reply

    Wow, Monica has big… feet.

  14. SoWhyMe
    April 30, 2010, 1:40 am | # | Reply

    My, Monica, for such a little woman what big feet you have.

    • SqueakyTiki
      April 30, 2010, 2:01 am | # | Reply

      My mom says short ladies with big boobs need large feet so they don’t tip over. Of course, being short, big boobed, and with large feet I’ve learned that’s not true. The top portion makes for wonky balance.

  15. Jim
    April 30, 2010, 3:36 am | # | Reply

    I fear for the structual integrity of Monica’s shirt .

    • Fairportfan
      April 30, 2010, 3:25 pm | # | Reply

      My reaction to that thought is not, precisely, fear…

      OTOH, there is tthis to consider…

      (That link is to an image on a blog in {i think} Czech; the image is by Phillip M Jackson, creator of Sequential Art, mentioned above.)

      • Jim
        April 30, 2010, 8:48 pm | #

        Heheheh . Nice illustration by Jackson . Yeah , fear was probably the wrong word .

      • SoWhyMe
        April 30, 2010, 11:13 pm | #

        I take it that’s supposed to be “funny?”

      • Fairportfan
        May 1, 2010, 11:25 am | #

        No, it’s not “supposed to be” funny.

        It is funny.

      • SoWhyMe
        May 1, 2010, 3:41 pm | #

        And if the victim were female? Would it still be funny? Odd how that artist never, ever draws anything like that happening to a female. I guess that would be “wrong.”

        Still, in the future, if you are going to link to “guro” like that I would appreciate a warning. Thanks.

      • Paul Taylor
        May 1, 2010, 8:34 pm | #

        I can’t think of too many instances were a man’s shirt button is considered straining against his chest that would cause a button to pop.

        “Lighten up Francis.”

      • Fairportfan
        May 1, 2010, 9:25 pm | #

        I seem to recall a link or two from you to art i considered a tad less than amusing.

        Grow up.

      • Fairportfan
        May 1, 2010, 9:28 pm | #

        Paul Taylor said:

        I can’t think of too many instances were a man’s shirt button is considered straining against his chest that would cause a button to pop.

        Lou Ferrigno.

      • Jim
        May 1, 2010, 10:58 pm | #

        Oh , wow . It’s been a dog’s life since I’ve seen Stripes .

      • txmystic
        May 2, 2010, 5:31 pm | #

        you just made the list, buddy…

      • SoWhyMe
        May 2, 2010, 9:13 pm | #

        What list?

      • Paul Taylor
        May 2, 2010, 9:32 pm | #

        You haven’t seen Stripes, have you? 🙂

      • Fairportfan
        May 2, 2010, 10:32 pm | #

        It’s been a long time since i saw it, and i remember nearly nothing about it, myself.

      • SoWhyMe
        May 3, 2010, 1:09 am | #

        I’m proud to say I’ve never seen “Stripes” and never intend to. I dislike military or political satires, nor do I like Bill Murray as a comedian. He’s silly, not funny.

  16. Llewellian
    April 30, 2010, 4:12 am | # | Reply

    Hey Monica. Its Eidos on the Phone. They want to have a word with you ;o).

  17. Mravac Kid
    April 30, 2010, 4:55 am | # | Reply

    Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later, what with her chosen profession… 🙂

    Though, actually, she’d probably fit the fedora-wearing, bullwhip-toting researcher archetype far better than this one. 😉

    *hint, hint*

  18. Pamela8597
    April 30, 2010, 5:21 am | # | Reply

    Looks like Halloween has come early this year.

  19. Czarzhan
    April 30, 2010, 5:52 am | # | Reply

    I sense a wall poster in the works… 😉

  20. DDog
    April 30, 2010, 7:02 am | # | Reply

    Since Lara Croft is nearly a null-reference for me, anyone remember a TV show called Relic Hunter?

  21. Julie
    April 30, 2010, 7:43 am | # | Reply

    I’m totally digging the pince-nez glasses!

  22. Xiutecuhtli
    April 30, 2010, 7:43 am | # | Reply

    Owwwwwwwww . . . either panel 2 has some odd drawing, or M’s developed a MAJOR case of scoliosis. That swayback looks like it belongs on a twenty-year-old saddle horse!

    • Paul Taylor
      April 30, 2010, 9:29 am | # | Reply

      Her back is curved naturally, I think you’re looking at her waist pudge on her sides.

    • Matthew
      April 30, 2010, 10:09 am | # | Reply

      I think hauling around that chest could cause anybody back problems. Also, Why a belly shirt? Do they not make full size shirts in her size?

      • Paul Taylor
        April 30, 2010, 10:31 am | #

        Have you seen the Tomb Raider pics?

      • txmystic
        April 30, 2010, 11:59 am | #

        This pic would probably be a good one for comparison…

      • Fairportfan
        April 30, 2010, 3:28 pm | #

        Or (minus the bare midriff) , here.

  23. The Old Wolf
    April 30, 2010, 7:52 am | # | Reply

    This is one of the most kick@$$ pictures of Monica that you have ever drawn, Pablo; it fits her personality perfectly.

    If you want shoes with lots of pep
    Get Keds™, kids, Keds™!
    For bounce and zoom in every step
    Get Keds™, kids, Keds™!
    Those shock-proof arches can’t be beat!
    They sure are great for growing feet!
    You’ll be a champion athlete!
    Keds™, kids, Keds™!

    (And I didn’t even have to Google that…. curse Madison Avenue!) :p

    • Fairportfan
      April 30, 2010, 3:29 pm | # | Reply

      Except they’re Chucks.

      • The Old Wolf
        May 1, 2010, 12:41 pm | #

        I have no idea what Chucks are, they look like high-top Keds to me. Ya gotta go with what ya know…

      • Fairportfan
        May 1, 2010, 6:51 pm | #

        Converse Chuck Taylor.

        The definitive high-top sneaker.

      • ChrisHerself
        May 1, 2010, 7:14 pm | #

        Chuck T got it right decades ago. No shoe has looked better since.

    • NOTDilbert
      April 30, 2010, 9:16 pm | # | Reply

      You dated yourself with that, Old Wolf. And, now, so have I…

  24. Lee
    April 30, 2010, 9:16 am | # | Reply

    OT, hands up everyone else who thinks SciFi’s new name us StyPyd. (Not that the old one was very good to begin with… I’ve always hated the word “Sci-Fi”.)

    • tygertyger
      November 4, 2011, 12:41 am | # | Reply

      “To those who pronounce it, ‘sci-fi,’
      I must sadly say with a sigh,
      Please study your diction,
      For in, ‘science fiction,’
      The second word has no long ‘i.'”

      I don’t recall the author, alas. Anyone who does, feel free to enlighten me.

  25. kingklash
    April 30, 2010, 10:54 am | # | Reply

    Turkey’s done!

    All seriousness aside, used to be when you say “explorer” or “archeologist”, the first images that came up were magnifying glasses, notebooks, small brushes, and pith helmets. (why pith helmets? to pith in, of course!) Now, it’s bullwhips, fedoras (for exploras), or tight shirts and two pistols blazing. Although, if Monica was wearing her 8-ball shirt, that would be pin-up worthy.

  26. stjen
    April 30, 2010, 11:53 am | # | Reply

    Actually — this new pose should not only be a poster, but perhaps the next installment available from PatchTogether…

    • Fairportfan
      May 1, 2010, 11:26 am | # | Reply

      Agree

    • The Old Wolf
      May 1, 2010, 12:42 pm | # | Reply

      Oh! Oh! Me too!

  27. Centaur1971
    April 30, 2010, 11:57 am | # | Reply

    Lara Croft, step aside; there’s a new explorer babe in town!

  28. choronzonseyes
    April 30, 2010, 11:58 am | # | Reply

    Happy Birthday to me! Thanks Pablo!

  29. txmystic
    April 30, 2010, 12:00 pm | # | Reply

    Those glasses actually make her look a bit like Phix…

    • Fatuncle
      April 30, 2010, 1:58 pm | # | Reply

      And speaking of Phix, is Justin still chained to the bed? (What can I say. I’ve got a one-track gutter.)

      • txmystic
        April 30, 2010, 3:12 pm | #

        No worries, it’s still the morning after, so he’s prolly not too uncomfortable…

      • Fairportfan
        April 30, 2010, 3:30 pm | #

        …and how is Monica’s boss’s encounter with the man eater going?

      • Biker Matt
        May 1, 2010, 12:13 am | #

        Probably still digesting the first encounter!

  30. TlalocW
    April 30, 2010, 4:02 pm | # | Reply

    I’m reminded of an old Sluggy Freelnace storyline where the two main characters meet an ultra-short tempered/uber-violent Lara parody who doesn’t take kindly to their questioning the physics behind her being able to perform such acrobatic feats while being similarly proportioned… Such questions did lead to violence directed at them.

  31. Opus the Poet
    April 30, 2010, 6:20 pm | # | Reply

    Monica doesn’t have scoliosis she has a big butt! Cue Sir Mix-a-lot 😉

    • txmystic
      April 30, 2010, 9:04 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, baby … when it comes to females, Cosmo ain’t got nothin’
      to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she’s 5’3″.

    • Jim
      May 1, 2010, 2:56 am | # | Reply

      Cued

  32. Valis_kr3
    April 30, 2010, 6:32 pm | # | Reply

    Forget this Wapsi Square business I want the spin off comic that has the Wapsi Square cast as an adventuring team of archeologist. Sexy adventures and thrills a bound.

    • Fairportfan
      May 1, 2010, 11:27 am | # | Reply

      …and bound and bound…

      • Shenron
        February 13, 2018, 12:06 am | #

        Cue monica bounce links

  33. Centaur1971
    April 30, 2010, 7:53 pm | # | Reply

    I can just hear ‘girls with guns’ by Tommy Shaw being played now…

  34. Fairportfan
    May 1, 2010, 11:30 am | # | Reply

    Fan Art

    I’m not the world’s greatest digital colourist, and i don’t have Photoshop or the Gimp currently on the machine (just re-installed Windows 7), but…

    • Dusty668
      May 1, 2010, 5:53 pm | # | Reply

      Daaang looks awesome!

  35. kaibyo
    May 3, 2010, 6:48 am | # | Reply

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen this many posts this early before!! And with good reason.
    Monica – WOW!!
    T-shirt material – you do GOOOOOD stuff, Pablo!

    • drmike
      June 4, 2010, 2:50 pm | # | Reply

      +1 for the tshirt 🙂

  36. Centaur1971
    September 11, 2010, 2:46 am | # | Reply

    Monica can only ‘publicize her assets’ if she turns around…

  37. chrisleech
    November 16, 2010, 6:44 pm | # | Reply

    “who needs Indy when you’ve got Lara” was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this

  38. Anjel
    June 17, 2011, 3:56 am | # | Reply

    Gah! Why did they ever change it to SyFy? It just sounds ridiculous. Ah well. Marketing isn’t full of the intelligent…most of the time.

  39. Greywolf
    May 21, 2022, 2:58 pm | # | Reply

    She is missing the bull elephant gun from her G’pa Sullivan to make that image perfect.

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