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Take This And Do This

by Paul Taylor on November 5, 2009 at 12:00 am
Story: Wapsi-Archive
Characters: Conscience, Shelly
Location: Shelly's Apartment

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Discussion (34) ¬

  1. ziggy78eog
    November 4, 2009, 11:08 pm | # | Reply

    Well, so much for the “just stab her in the arm” idea; Shelly’s conscience is not having any of that.

  2. T.S.Millar
    November 4, 2009, 11:10 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve forgotten how awesome your gore is…

    • Buggi
      August 7, 2011, 3:37 pm | # | Reply

      I love how M’s eyes look in the last panel.

  3. rande11
    November 5, 2009, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    I’m still going with the idea that she won’t die, because it’s a “key”

    • ziggy78eog
      November 5, 2009, 11:43 am | # | Reply

      Yup, it is just a key…being stabbed through her skull, and into her brain. Ya, she is so going to survive that.

      • Fauxlosopher
        November 28, 2010, 10:31 am | #

        And Monica is a door. She’s going to be locked, I think, seeing as she’s open now. Remember that we’re dealing with the supernatural here. Metaphors might not stay within the bounds of wordplay.

      • MikeB
        January 30, 2011, 7:24 am | #

        That’s my guess. If you “stab” a door with a key, it doesn’t bleed or die or get hurt. It just locks or unlocks.

        And since her “doorness” isn’t physical, the key probably won’t be when it gets near her either.

      • Knighttrap
        April 27, 2011, 3:06 pm | #

        Or maybe its a key, and when you put it in people it unlocks their death. 🙂 (Thank you RvB)

  4. fairportfan
    November 5, 2009, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Eeewwww.

    OTOH, Sarcasm Girl’s phrasing “You have a moral dilemma … take the key and the pixie and do this…” sort of sounds as if, perhaps, Shelly’s got a choice…

    • Tessa
      November 5, 2009, 12:27 am | # | Reply

      She does have a choice, and that’s to not stab her, have the plan fail and then everything starts over again.

      Oh, and Shelly’s conscience is creepy. I wonder if Monica and Tina will get to meet her!

      • Paula
        November 5, 2009, 12:45 am | #

        from what it seems Jin’s sanity wont survive another go.

  5. jordinyc
    November 5, 2009, 1:46 am | # | Reply

    Remind me never to hire demons to do a powerpoint. XD

    • Atrian
      November 5, 2009, 6:12 pm | # | Reply

      Remind me to ALWAYS hire demons to do a powerpoint! ^___^

  6. The Old Wolf
    November 5, 2009, 2:09 am | # | Reply

    Holy flapping scrith, is this Wapsi Square or Sweeney Todd? Wow. Ooh. Eeurgh!

    OK, so Monica is supposed to be the sacrifice. “Blood of the enemy, forcibly taken…” Oh wait, that’s another world. Still, now we all get to wonder how they repair the calendar machine without killing off the protagoniste!

    Wow. Ooh. Aah…

    • jwhouk
      November 5, 2009, 2:25 am | # | Reply

      Still, now we all get to wonder how they repair the calendar machine without killing off the protagoniste!

      Oh, no, not another “Will Harry Die in the Last Book?” thing…

      • Azrael_Rose
        November 5, 2009, 6:27 am | #

        Unfortunately, since so many of the damn things were sold, the whole “he does….but he got better” thing has become an instant cliché. Which is sort of ironic given how old that trick really is…

      • chrisleech
        December 5, 2010, 9:24 pm | #

        yes Harry was killed but he didn’t die by killing Harry all Voldemort did was kill the last piece of his own soul which made it possible for Voldemort to die

  7. Atomic
    November 5, 2009, 4:55 am | # | Reply

    Oh, you silly — Shelly has to unlock Monica’s Mind!

    That’s all… Nothing to it but the timing!

  8. UncleRice
    November 5, 2009, 8:58 am | # | Reply

    Well I guess we know how completely Monica is to replace Jin. I guess you can’t create a golem without killing someone. The other possibility is that Shelly is being set up. Have her so focused and wound up over what she is supposed to do that she never sees it coming.

    • Atrian
      November 5, 2009, 6:14 pm | # | Reply

      Oh man, that’s a good point. I didn’t think of it from that angle.

  9. John K
    November 5, 2009, 11:03 am | # | Reply

    ouch!!!!

  10. kingklash
    November 5, 2009, 11:11 am | # | Reply

    “If you poke your best friend with a pointy object, two things will happen: First, the Calendar will start to function as it should. Second, someone somewhere will lose their pants.”

    “Can I just push a big red button instead?”

    “Why not? It’s a twisted world out there.”

  11. Lee M
    November 5, 2009, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

    If you push the big red button a complete stranger will lose their pants. Then the button will be given to another complete stranger.

    • Atrian
      November 5, 2009, 6:15 pm | # | Reply

      Does that mean if you don’t push the big, red button that you get to keep the big, red button?

      O.O Oh, the temptation!

  12. Mr. Nikk
    November 5, 2009, 1:52 pm | # | Reply

    ……

    I love you, Paul Taylor. You make me so happy.

  13. GPSmith
    November 5, 2009, 6:07 pm | # | Reply

    Maybe it’s a ethereal sort of thing. “Stab” Monica and lock the gateway that lets her demons roam – her demons that might be trying to interfere… If the key’s a psychic thing, it might be intangible as it goes through her noggin.

    Or maybe its just my low tolerance for blood and guts…

    • chrisleech
      December 5, 2010, 9:28 pm | # | Reply

      blood only comes out when a hole is left behind so I think Shelly’s conscience is being overdramatic

  14. Ziggy Stardust
    November 5, 2009, 6:21 pm | # | Reply

    I like how apparition-Monica’s head is cradled like some large gourd in the crook of Conscience-Shelly’s arm.

  15. CyberSkull
    November 16, 2009, 4:44 am | # | Reply

    Yes, my conscience tells me to stab my friends all the time too. That’s a good thing, right?

  16. Techno Gray
    May 13, 2011, 11:59 pm | # | Reply

    Shelly: Not what I meant when I asked “how can I kill my friend”

  17. Bratty Roger
    May 11, 2018, 11:23 am | # | Reply

    Shelly’s Conscience makes the aforementioned “dry-fist”ing LOOK even LESS pleasant than the word-selection sugests.

  18. Badgerguy
    July 27, 2021, 3:01 am | # | Reply

    Oh My! I just love you guys!

  19. Centaur71
    February 16, 2024, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Reminds me of that segment from ‘The Apple’ from Star Trek TOS

  20. BMonk
    December 1, 2024, 4:30 pm | # | Reply

    Panel one makes it even clearer that they are the same person: pose, body shape, eye roll.

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