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Three Idiots

by Paul Taylor on February 4, 2011 at 12:00 am
Story: Wapsi-Archive
Characters: Monica, Nudge, Shelly, Tina
Location: Mucho Mocha

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  1. Den
    February 4, 2011, 5:40 pm | # | Reply

    Sometimes shock therapy is the only way to get the attention of the engaged participants. I think this *POIT!* is just the shock necessary to bring things back to a level where the pounding becomes unnecessary, and actually counter-productive. Call it a clue-by-four to the side(s) of the head(s).

    I can hardly wait for Monday. Pablo, you rock!!!

  2. MerchManDan
    February 4, 2011, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

    Watch out for the blue ice.

    • Xiutecuhtli
      February 4, 2011, 9:34 pm | # | Reply

      For it is said that even in the remotest of regions, you can be hit by an icy B.M.

      • Sithspit
        January 29, 2016, 9:23 am | #

        Ooooh….a Spider Robinson fan perhaps?

  3. Jenny
    February 4, 2011, 7:20 pm | # | Reply

    Bwaaaahahahahahaha!

  4. Ohnhai
    February 4, 2011, 7:37 pm | # | Reply

    Wow! Like. Overly much?

    • Centaur71
      January 16, 2024, 10:56 am | # | Reply

      Well, she’s had a bellyful of bullshit…

  5. Orsi
    February 4, 2011, 8:37 pm | # | Reply

    Such a pity there are so few therapists qualified to help people get used to having godlike powers while not acting like asses, alienating friends, and blowing shit up.

  6. Danzier
    February 4, 2011, 10:16 pm | # | Reply

    What in the heck is Monica wearing?? Seriously, wallpaper leggings and a short skirt? Mon, hun, I thought you knew better!

    And Oh how many times I have dearly wished to do precisely what Mon just did. 😀

    • deitydrjeff
      February 5, 2011, 12:18 am | # | Reply

      If Mr. Blackwell wasn’t dead, *this* would have done him in. :p

    • Jay-Em
      February 5, 2011, 9:51 am | # | Reply

      Me too. However ,being a dude AND not a Scotsman, the skirt would, most certainly, raise some eyebrows.. 😆 😆

      • Jay-Em
        February 5, 2011, 9:53 am | #

        Oh..ehh..:red face: You meant the “poiting” oopsie…heheheheh..ahem…

        eeeeh.. ay eehh ooh, lookit’ tha weather

    • ShadowCat
      July 29, 2021, 7:11 pm | # | Reply

      I personally LOVE the outfit. It also could be a long sweater over the thick leggings and boots

  7. Alechsa
    February 5, 2011, 12:45 am | # | Reply

    Monica has had it up to HERE *insert hand held very very high for emphasis* with standing by and watching her friends beat the shit out of each other… all week she has witnessed it. Phix scratched Tina to unnerve Nudge, then kdinapped them to the library and slammed Tina HARD right in front of Monica…. Monica said ‘fuck this noise’ and grabbed Tina, took her home, and tried to forget the whole mess….

    She has had ENOUGH, her buttons have been pushed one too many times regarding this issue, and she will not stand for her friends beating the shit out of each other anymore. They may not be wholly human, but dammit, they can still ACT it and not be wild animals when angered. Hitting them would be counterproductive to that message, so she did something major to get their attention. Next comic they’ll be on the ground and in a stunned silence of ‘WTF got into M?!?!?!’

    • SoWhyMe
      February 5, 2011, 3:56 am | # | Reply

      “Alright! Now that we’re back and you are all quiet, I want you to sit down on the floor and raise your hand, one at a time, to speak. We’re going to do this calmly and rationally. Yes, Shelly.”

      “Um, I need to go to the restroom to rinse out my undies.”

      “Oh, oh … me too!”

      *sigh* … “Ok, Tina. fine … What about you, Nudge?”

      “Nope, I’m good. Phix already scared it out of me before I came here.”

      *Facepalm*

      • Jay-Em
        February 5, 2011, 9:55 am | #

        *looking desperately for a smiley that’s ACTUALLY rolling on the floor laughing*

        Gold! purest GOLD!!

      • Fatuncle
        February 5, 2011, 12:46 pm | #

        Two thumbs up!

      • Dusty668
        February 5, 2011, 1:34 pm | #

        Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up.

  8. Zorlond
    February 5, 2011, 1:45 am | # | Reply

    Just a quick agreement for point #2, and adding that this is nothing new for Monica. Being a bully is pretty much what she does best, and yeah, it speaks badly for her character.

    • D. Walker
      February 5, 2011, 4:10 pm | # | Reply

      There’s a MAJOR difference between strong-arming someone and bullying someone.

      A bully, by definition, is cruel – they take pleasure in making others suffer.

      Monica is not picking on those weaker than her for kicks, she is breaking up a fight by isolating, and “slapping” some sense into, a group of her friends who had come to vicious blows.

      As someone who spent years being bullied, I will kindly ask you to not bandy the term around carelessly or without a proper understanding. It cheapens the suffering of people who are and were actually bullied.

      ~D.

      • Zorlond
        February 5, 2011, 4:19 pm | #

        Don’t assume, Walker. I, too, have been stuck in that purgatory of being the semi-official school target for random persecution.

        Need I remind you of Monica’s previous behaviors involving a certain god of alcohol? She continues her pattern of violent excess here. To stop a fight, all she had to do was point the involved to opposite corners of the room, and re-poit them if they tried to close the gap.

      • kramegame
        February 6, 2011, 3:59 am | #

        but what if she doesn’t feel she had enough control to monitor all three? and plus this wasn’t to stop the fight. the fight ended when she walked in. this is to give them all a chance to think rationally for a second.

  9. B_T_E
    February 5, 2011, 4:27 pm | # | Reply

    Oh, what an amazing conversation here! Love reading these 🙂

    My Doubt says Nudge walked from the library annex, so she had a merry time freezing up on the way – meaning not able to (fully?) poit. So no miracle saves, unless she draws a library door up from her sleeve…. Which would be awesome in itself.

    Monica can so far poit only to places she knows: so if she never went mountain climbing, freefall is the only place shock-cold enough, long enough, to ‘sort one’s shit out’ without drowning them. After all, these girls have thicker hides than Amanda when it comes to sudden… impacts.

    We do not know if M brought Nudge along aswell, but she must’ve recognised her since she lets her witness poiting.

    Probably M is preoccupied with misbehaving friends prior to entering the shop, so she could be on the edge herself, leading to the over-dramatic result which will give her grief later, but also lets HER sort her shit out for a few seconds.

    • SoWhyMe
      February 5, 2011, 10:04 pm | # | Reply

      My Doubt says your Doubt is full of it. However, this leads me to believe you are correct since my Doubt is a notorious liar.

  10. Kiroth
    February 5, 2011, 8:10 pm | # | Reply

    I’m late to the party, but honestly I’m with Monica. Sitting there watching while two women beat on a third is NOT a trait I would ever respect in a person. I don’t care if she deserves it or if she can take the beating.

    It reflects badly on them and if anyone else had witnessed that happening there would be hell to pay. Bully or not, shocking them into dispelling their rage seems like a reasonable strategy for the situation.

  11. Fairportfan
    February 5, 2011, 10:03 pm | # | Reply

    One thing that hasn’t been much mentioned is the “It all started when Timmy hit me back first” kind of responses from all three to Monica’s demand to know what was going on…

    • kramegame
      February 6, 2011, 3:36 am | # | Reply

      excellent point. that’s probably what caused M’s over the top reaction.

  12. SoWhyMe
    February 5, 2011, 11:49 pm | # | Reply

    I do believe we have broken the all time record for most number of posts. As best as I recall the previous record was here:
    http://wapsisquare.com/comic/doing-their-jobs/

    And there is one more day yet to go.

    • kramegame
      February 6, 2011, 3:49 am | # | Reply

      Paul, when you can get this much of a reaction from your audience you know 3 things..
      1. You have successfully characterized enough that people can relate to and empathize with your characters.
      2. You have an awesome audience.
      3. You have hit a nerve, and thus the audience will not stop thinking about it until the next comic, or until the issue is resolved.

      So keep em coming. XD

      • kramegame
        February 6, 2011, 3:50 am | #

        geez i need to start paying attention, thats like the fifth time i meant to make a new comment and it ended up as a reply….

    • Fatuncle
      February 6, 2011, 10:21 am | # | Reply

      SoWhyMe: By the way, you once remarked that it was hard to find the newer posts in the accumulation, and you wished the newer posts would sort of bubble to the top.

      There’s a way to make something like that happen, at least in FireFox.

      Select Edit from the toolbar at the top of the page, and from the submenu select Find, and in the search box enter today’s date. If you select Highlight All then every one of the most recent posts is highlighted.

      Or you can select for yesterday’s date, and of course, get to see any you missed, as well as later posts depending from them ….

      • SoWhyMe
        February 6, 2011, 12:05 pm | #

        Nice tip, thank you. You can do the same from Windows Explorer. Unfortunately that doesn’t allow for checking back for new posts during the same day, but it does, at the least, weed out the other days posts which allows you to skim over them. If there was just a way to enter a “greater than a certain time” too it would be perfect.

      • Fatuncle
        February 6, 2011, 1:07 pm | #

        Yeah, sadly, Find isn’t any great shakes as a general search engine; no greater than or less than function for instance. Seems to be based on a text editor.

        But it’s better than nothing.

      • W.
        February 6, 2011, 1:37 pm | #

        You guys, their is a comments feed…

      • W.
        February 6, 2011, 1:39 pm | #

        *there

      • SoWhyMe
        February 6, 2011, 4:38 pm | #

        Well I’ll be darned. So that’s what feeds do.Very good, thanks. Does anyone know if there is any way to set the number of displayed postings to something greater than 10?

      • SoWhyMe
        February 6, 2011, 8:21 pm | #

        Ah … I see how it works now. Nevermind.

    • Atomic
      February 6, 2011, 12:52 pm | # | Reply

      Hear hear! Doing my part for 300 posts!

  13. Slackratchet
    February 6, 2011, 11:22 am | # | Reply

    Seriously. What are the chances an immortal trickster god got into this situation on accident?

    • kramegame
      February 6, 2011, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

      well, she was trying to “mend fences”, can’t imagine that if she expected this to happen, she would have even left the library..

  14. Lily
    February 6, 2011, 1:31 pm | # | Reply

    This just highlights how much I wish I could poit.

  15. Raven Gold
    February 6, 2011, 6:55 pm | # | Reply

    I guess that’s one way of doing it…

  16. SoWhyMe
    February 6, 2011, 8:34 pm | # | Reply

    One other thing I wonder about poiting. Lets say you poit to someone’s house where you have been before. Where in the house do you end up? Some place you can visualize? What if someone placed a floor lamp on that very spot since you were there last? Do you knock it over when you “land?” Or worse yet, does it end up inside your body, impaling you as you try to occupy the same space as it?

    • Jabberwonky
      February 6, 2011, 9:59 pm | # | Reply

      I have thought about the etiquiette of teleporting to someone’s home. I, and this is just me, would have an area near the front door that would the ‘Poit Zone’. I would keep it clear and ask everyone to appear there. Then a polite hello or two to let me know that they have arrived.

    • Jabberwonky
      February 6, 2011, 10:00 pm | # | Reply

      298…er…299

    • bmonk
      February 7, 2011, 9:48 am | # | Reply

      Lawrence Watt-Evans treated this in his book With a Single Spell–a teleportation tapestry couldn’t work because the scene it showed now had an intrusion–until the main character came along and figured out it needed to be moved so he could get back.

  17. Atomic
    February 6, 2011, 11:23 pm | # | Reply

    And we now have a New Wapsi Comment Record of 301 (now 302) posts!

    Well done everybody!

  18. Jim
    February 6, 2011, 11:45 pm | # | Reply

    Wowzers. Y’all been busy this weekend . . .

    • kramegame
      February 9, 2011, 2:57 am | # | Reply

      lol yea Jim where were you?

  19. HULK
    May 10, 2012, 6:38 pm | # | Reply

    Welcome to EXTREME COUNSELING! A lifetime of pain sorted out in seconds of free fall. Your counselor is Monica the Maniac. Fix your problems or fix to become a crater.

  20. GaijinGuy
    May 29, 2012, 9:24 pm | # | Reply

    Well, nothing is as inspiring as a deadline…sometimes in the most literal sense!

  21. Elkian
    June 15, 2012, 10:43 pm | # | Reply

    I think Monica needs to have her poiting curbed for a bit. I know she means well but this is starting to get out of hand.
    On a totally different note, I wonder what happened to Tepoz.

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