She’s being “assled”?
Or maybe “ass – isted”?
I am disappointed in you two. I thought you were above puns like that. I have to say, I am ass-tonished.
You were wrong in ass-uming that we are above the lowly pun! There is a Pun Jar on the table in the confusion corner for just such an event. Please contribute accordingly.
That didn’t take too long to hit bottom…
Or was that “to hit butt-om?”
Dno’t be so assinine, Lake.
To paraphrase the punchline to an old joke…
“When you’ve got ’em by the ass, their hearts and minds will surely follow.”
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