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by Paul Taylor on June 15, 2011 at 12:00 am
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  1. Cheesy1
    Cheesy1
    June 15, 2011 at 12:01 am | # | Reply

    Lady of The Lunkheads!

    • dstryfe
      dstryfe
      June 15, 2011 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

      Mistress of All Moronic!

      • Casey
        Casey
        June 15, 2011 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

        Head of the Halfwits!

        • That Other Guy
          That Other Guy
          June 15, 2011 at 12:59 am | # | Reply

          Ruler of Re-I’ll bite my tongue

          • Yamara
            Yamara
            June 15, 2011 at 4:44 am | #

            Empress of the Empty-headed, though not in a Doctor Who “Headless Monk” sort of way.

        • txmystic
          txmystic
          June 15, 2011 at 1:29 am | # | Reply

          Dutchess of Dunces!

          • Hotduelist
            Hotduelist
            June 15, 2011 at 1:33 am | #

            Princess of the Phlegmatic(Yay thesaurus)

          • Danzier
            Danzier
            June 15, 2011 at 1:38 am | #

            Thane of the Thick! (Yay Shakespeare, poor Shelly!)

          • Paula
            Paula
            June 15, 2011 at 1:41 am | #

            you people take alliteration to new heights.

            *salutes*

          • Casey
            Casey
            June 15, 2011 at 1:42 am | #

            Baroness of Blockheads!

          • Casey
            Casey
            June 15, 2011 at 1:48 am | #

            Countess of Cretins!

          • Knighttrap
            Knighttrap
            June 15, 2011 at 7:43 am | #

            Wow, this has gotten a little out of hand :)

          • Maark30
            Maark30
            June 15, 2011 at 11:03 am | #

            Ya think????? ;-P

        • ShadOBabe
          ShadOBabe
          June 15, 2011 at 3:02 am | # | Reply

          Sovereign of the Senseless!!

        • kusaragi
          kusaragi
          June 15, 2011 at 3:52 am | # | Reply

          Matriarch of the Mundane.

    • Danzier
      Danzier
      June 15, 2011 at 1:39 am | # | Reply

      And, um, even the frontrunner of the foolish is thought wise if she keeps her mouth shut… ;)

      • FatUncle
        FatUncle
        June 15, 2011 at 2:11 am | # | Reply

        “It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.”
        Abraham Lincoln

        • Danzier
          Danzier
          June 15, 2011 at 2:22 pm | # | Reply

          It’s on my to-do list.

        • bwernard
          bwernard
          June 15, 2011 at 4:20 pm | # | Reply

          And here I thought that line was by Lisa Simpson

          • FatUncle
            FatUncle
            June 15, 2011 at 9:54 pm | #

            Hell, I’ve been ascribing it to Benjamin Franklin. I looked up the quote to check the wording, and lo and behold — !

          • Fairportfan
            Fairportfan
            June 15, 2011 at 10:18 pm | #

            Yeah, ol’ Ben gets credit for the one about giving up liberty for security, too.

            He didn’t say it.

            He printed it, but it was a report to the Royal Governor from a committee, and i don’t think he was even on the committee.

          • MerchManDan
            MerchManDan
            June 16, 2011 at 4:14 am | #

            I could’ve sworn Mark Twain said it.

    • StJason
      StJason
      June 15, 2011 at 1:49 am | # | Reply

      Worst of the Wise!
      Sophisticated Moron!

    • Yamara
      Yamara
      June 15, 2011 at 5:07 am | # | Reply

      Wait. “Queen of the Dim-Wits” isn’t alliterative.

      What are we doing?

      • FatUncle
        FatUncle
        June 15, 2011 at 9:56 pm | # | Reply

        Diva of the Dim Wits?

      • Casey
        Casey
        June 15, 2011 at 10:10 pm | # | Reply

        Alliteration is awesome. We don’t really need a reason.

    • illiad
      illiad
      June 15, 2011 at 6:20 am | # | Reply

      “stupid is, is stupid does…”

      hm, dont berate stupidity.. they get things done, without all that thinking and paranoia stuff…

      .. and dont try to join them, they will beat you with experience!!! :D

    • Cherishbloom
      Cherishbloom
      June 16, 2011 at 6:25 am | # | Reply

      Queen of the Bowling Balls?

  2. HarukoHoshiko
    HarukoHoshiko
    June 15, 2011 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    aww Shelly don’t be like that. There’s more to experiences than time.

    • Francisco
      Francisco
      June 15, 2011 at 1:28 am | # | Reply

      It wasn’t just time, it was finding out that she’s a sphinx, making peace with her conscience, having to kill people (admittedly herself) to make sure time kept on track, etc.

      • StJason
        StJason
        June 15, 2011 at 1:50 am | # | Reply

        …not to mention lots and lots and lots of soul searching. Lots of it. Tons. Just centuries of sitting around thinking about it…

        • bmonk
          bmonk
          June 15, 2011 at 9:50 am | # | Reply

          Time is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long jaunt down the road to the drug store, but that’s just peanuts to time itself. (With apologies to Douglas Adams)

          • Maark30
            Maark30
            June 15, 2011 at 11:05 am | #

            I think the great Douglas would forgive you; But Zaphod won’t. ;-)

          • bmonk
            bmonk
            June 15, 2011 at 2:38 pm | #

            That’s ok, Maark. I’ll just get him to argue with himself and slip away.

          • Cherishbloom
            Cherishbloom
            June 16, 2011 at 6:28 am | #

            Mind you, the good Time Lord had something quite similar to say on the subject.

    • Zachariaha
      Zachariaha
      June 15, 2011 at 2:00 am | # | Reply

      Shelly appears to be worrying that there was something there to be learned she didn’t learn. Then to top that the fact she might have missed something evokes no feelings at all. Now she suspects that she had this life altering experience and she kinda feels so what about it. She just can’t accept it for what it is and wants there to be more to it. Then blames herself, or her denseness, for not finding more. Basically she still has not really accepted or understood what has happened to her and how it changes her nor the consequences of it. Give it time Shelly, it will come to you.

      • Kramegame
        Kramegame
        June 15, 2011 at 10:17 am | # | Reply

        no she is afraid she missed something she wasn’t supposed to, which is why she called Heather. she feels nothing about her life changing experience.

  3. ShadOBabe
    ShadOBabe
    June 15, 2011 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Aww, poor Shelly…

  4. Casey
    Casey
    June 15, 2011 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Just the fact that she realizes she should have learned is something in and of itself. However, I suspect that she’s learned quite a bit, and just isn’t aware of it yet. You are rarely aware of what you’ve learned until you encounter someone who doesn’t know it.

    • YakkoRex
      YakkoRex
      June 15, 2011 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

      The fact that she is asking shows that she HAS learned. She sees the world in a new way. She is no longer the muscle headed dingleberry.

    • Dusty668
      Dusty668
      June 15, 2011 at 4:33 am | # | Reply

      I think another factor is that while the experience took 80,000+ years, that experience only ‘happened’ yesterday. Insight will take a little more time.

  5. KNO3
    KNO3
    June 15, 2011 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Heart didn’t learn anything, how about the head?

  6. Fairportfan
    Fairportfan
    June 15, 2011 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

    He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a fool. Shun him.

    He who knows not, and knows that he knows not is simple. Teach him.

    He who knows, and knows not that he knows, is asleep. Wake him.

    He who knows, and knows that he knows is wise. Follow him.

    • Fairportfan
      Fairportfan
      June 15, 2011 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

      Quick, Heather!

      Hit her with a fish!

      • JeffEpp
        JeffEpp
        June 15, 2011 at 12:31 am | # | Reply

        I think your confusing your sayings a little (or Monty Python sketches, one of the two).

        • Fairportfan
          Fairportfan
          June 15, 2011 at 12:49 am | # | Reply

          No, long before the “Fish-Slapping Dance”, there were cartoons and jokes about Zen masters means of driving home the point of koans.

      • Paula
        Paula
        June 15, 2011 at 1:56 am | # | Reply

        on a forum i used to mod i was in charge of the smilies.
        (well i put myself in charge of them)
        and someone once requested to have a smilie with someone being hit with a fish. was very easy to find :)

        • Danzier
          Danzier
          June 15, 2011 at 2:02 am | # | Reply

          Similie of being hit with a fish: Having to answer a question on theorhetical physics in front of the whole class when accidentally entering the wrong classroom is as disturbing as being hit with a fish. :D

          Is there a fish-slap smiley face?

          • Danzier
            Danzier
            June 15, 2011 at 2:44 am | #

            Sorry, Paula–I misread your comment and then ran off on a tangent…

          • Fairportfan
            Fairportfan
            June 15, 2011 at 7:56 am | #

            “…got hold of the wrong end of the stick and proceeded to beat around the bush with it.”

          • Jay-Em
            Jay-Em
            June 15, 2011 at 8:07 am | #

            Hmm..mostly hitting with fishes ends with a whole village rolling over oneanother, hitting ,biting and kicking everything that’s in reach, with one big smithey randomly hitting people with a huge mallet, while strangling the voice out of the one artist the village has…

            Sooo..one has to be very careful about that ‘hitting with fish’, before You know it, You’ve instigated a tradition. :P

          • Paula
            Paula
            June 15, 2011 at 10:03 am | #

            asterix rocks :)

      • Julie
        Julie
        June 15, 2011 at 7:58 am | # | Reply

        Ooo…I like the new avatars. :) It’s been a while since I’ve looked at that comic…I should go back to it and get caught up…

        • eschmenk
          eschmenk
          June 15, 2011 at 9:54 am | # | Reply

          I stopped reading it, then went back and didn’t recognize the characters. A new artist is drawing it now. (We’re talking about Mysteries of the Arcana.)

          • Fairportfan
            Fairportfan
            June 15, 2011 at 8:18 pm | #

            Original artist Keith is still listed as artist on the page – either they’re lazy or he’s coming back. I have the impression we were told he hoped to come back when the art changed the first time.

            OOps. Nope.

            The news on Monday’s (redrawn) page admits that the author is hard to work for and three artists in a row have quit on him, but he found an artist desperate enough to work for him.

            Eeeew. I thought it was a gag page.

            I think i may be dropping it … i’ll give it a week or so.

            Maybe is is some sort of gag. But April 1 was two-and-a-half months ago.

          • Fairportfan
            Fairportfan
            June 15, 2011 at 8:26 pm | #

            Ummm. Lengthy comment to his post, from the artist two back – the one who who replaced the original artist, saying that he’s being excessively hard on himself, pointing out that everybody knew she couldn’t work on it past May when she began…

          • JGray
            JGray
            June 16, 2011 at 3:08 pm | #

            I haven’t changed the taglines due to technical issues with my copy of Adobe’s suite. As for the ‘new artist’? Well… everyone expects practical jokes in April, don’t they?

    • Danzier
      Danzier
      June 15, 2011 at 1:27 am | # | Reply

      I think that quote is the quintessential comment for this page…

      • Paula
        Paula
        June 15, 2011 at 1:44 am | # | Reply

        it is good :)
        even if it tried its best to break my brain :)

        • Fairportfan
          Fairportfan
          June 15, 2011 at 7:58 am | # | Reply

          A Zen brain twister…

      • Yamara
        Yamara
        June 15, 2011 at 5:30 am | # | Reply

        Especially the asleep part, as we still aren’t certain if this is a dream yet. Minneapolis is looking awfully Sacred Foresty in the background.

        But as for Shelly, Paul had mentioned in a comment to the June 3 strip, “Shelly is trying to keep Monica from worrying. Doesn’t she seem just a bit too sparkly to you?”

        I think the same principle may apply here. The Shelly doth protest too much, methinks, and her expressions betray some very large emotions indeed.

      • eschmenk
        eschmenk
        June 15, 2011 at 10:06 am | # | Reply

        @Danzier: Why do you say that? I don’t see how it fits today’s strip. What is it that Shelly knows, but doesn’t know that she knows?

        • Danzier
          Danzier
          June 15, 2011 at 2:07 pm | # | Reply

          Well if I knew that, I’d be… Paul.

          • eschmenk
            eschmenk
            June 15, 2011 at 7:38 pm | #

            OK, then i must have taken your comment too seriously or am missing the point of Fairportfan’s comment or yours.

          • Fairportfan
            Fairportfan
            June 15, 2011 at 8:28 pm | #

            Shelly says that she thinks she missed something. The point of it is that, probably, she didn’t miss it exactly – she just hasn’t realised that she learnt it.

    • Paula
      Paula
      June 15, 2011 at 1:44 am | # | Reply

      hmm

      he who knows and knows he knows is wise. follow him.

      from my experience.

      he who knows and knows he knows can come across as arrogant gits

      • StJason
        StJason
        June 15, 2011 at 1:53 am | # | Reply

        But is that them, or is that yourself projecting something upon them?
        Or, perhaps they belong to the ‘believe they know but know not’ category?

        A quote from the Buddha: “It is not the job of a student to find a perfect teacher. It is the job of a student to make the most of an imperfect teacher.”

        • Paula
          Paula
          June 15, 2011 at 1:58 am | # | Reply

          ooh good point
          and good quote.

          will try to remember that.

        • bmonk
          bmonk
          June 15, 2011 at 9:54 am | # | Reply

          That quote reminds me of the fellow who spent years going across the world looking for the perfect monastery. Finally he found it–but left a few weeks later.

          Seems they were looking for perfect monks.

          (Applies to perfect husbands/wives too.)

        • W.
          W.
          June 15, 2011 at 7:21 pm | # | Reply

          When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.

      • Fairportfan
        Fairportfan
        June 15, 2011 at 1:57 am | # | Reply

        Yup.

        AS Terry Pratchett says in one of the Discworld books:

        wizard nounfrom the Old Tongue (wizearse</i): One who knows.

        (I fear we’ll be losing PTerry soon – he’s signed up with an assisted suicide organisation in Switzerland so he can pull the plug when his Alzheimer’s gets far enough advanced that he doesn’t want to face it getting even worse…)

      • Danzier
        Danzier
        June 15, 2011 at 1:58 am | # | Reply

        He who thinks he knows what you know but doesn’t is desperate. Correct him.

        He who knows and knows you don’t know what he does is an arrogant annoyance. Make faces at him.

        He who knows and thinks you don’t know even when you do and won’t listen long enough to find out… is a fool. Shun him.

        • Casey
          Casey
          June 15, 2011 at 2:23 am | # | Reply

          I usually go with a dope slap in that third case, but I guess it’s a matter of personal preference.

          • Danzier
            Danzier
            June 15, 2011 at 2:45 am | #

            Depends on if they hit back, and how hard, and how fast you duck. I duck slow.

          • TheDoctor
            TheDoctor
            June 15, 2011 at 8:56 am | #

            You and danzier sound like “Click & Clack” from ‘CAR TALK’.
            Especially w/ the dope slap.

          • Danzier
            Danzier
            June 15, 2011 at 2:08 pm | #

            Now if only I knew something about cars… :D

      • AvengerReloaded
        AvengerReloaded
        June 15, 2011 at 8:48 am | # | Reply

        It beats following someone who has the battle cry of, “Follow me if you’re flame retardant!”

    • kingklash
      kingklash
      June 15, 2011 at 11:04 am | # | Reply

      Personally, I don’t know what all I know, but know what I don’t know, and only a real fool is one who stops learning altogether. Also, your individual milage may vary, tires and tax not included, picture enlarged to show texture, special light used, participation may vary, if rash develops discontinue use.

      Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

      • Jabberwonky
        Jabberwonky
        June 15, 2011 at 1:39 pm | # | Reply

        ‘Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball’
        +20

      • Fairportfan
        Fairportfan
        June 15, 2011 at 8:32 pm | # | Reply

        I always say that ignorant means you don’t know. Stupid means you don’t try to learn/find out.

        Of course, this brings me to my favourite quote form one of Mike Kurland’s books:

        He had long since decided that there was not such thing as “Things Man Was Not Meant To Know”.

        He was perfectly willing to concede, however, that there were very likely Things Man Was Too Dumb To Figure Out.

        • Danzier
          Danzier
          June 15, 2011 at 9:05 pm | # | Reply

          I have a cartoon taped to my fridge that reads, “Stupid is a condition. Ignorance is a choice… and it grabs better ratings.”

  7. Ari
    Ari
    June 15, 2011 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

    And then Heather, misunderstanding what Shelly is going on about, thinks she means her and either tells her she missed out or kisses her.

    • Fairportfan
      Fairportfan
      June 15, 2011 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

      Final panel(s)…

      • Paula
        Paula
        June 15, 2011 at 1:39 am | # | Reply

        in all fairness in that link they were talking about kissing already :)

        • Fairportfan
          Fairportfan
          June 15, 2011 at 1:51 am | # | Reply

          Well, yes – it was Diva’s reaction i was thinking about. Love her tail…

          • Jay-Em
            Jay-Em
            June 15, 2011 at 3:52 am | #

            IF heather goes for it and kisses, it would be funny to see a sphinx’s tail juuuust inside the frame ,going up like the demon-girls tail in the link.. -temporary loss of control- :LOL:

        • Ari
          Ari
          June 15, 2011 at 3:44 am | # | Reply

          Ehn! I approve of the connection. Heh. Still that unexpected kiss thing.

    • Jay-Em
      Jay-Em
      June 15, 2011 at 3:50 am | # | Reply

      If Heather proceeds to kissing her, the deciding factor about Shelly’s learning will be: Will Shelly just go ‘aw, that’s sweet, but I am sorry’, orr ‘achh!! Yuckie..EEEUWW…, orr fully embrace Heather and gets “her move-on”, and the frame unfocuses into a steamy window.. :lol:

      • Ari
        Ari
        June 15, 2011 at 4:44 am | # | Reply

        Then the real question is…where did they get the steamy window from? :P

        • illiad
          illiad
          June 15, 2011 at 6:49 am | # | Reply

          its a another function of the 4th wall in toon physics… :p

          • Ari
            Ari
            June 15, 2011 at 6:55 am | #

            Ahhhh! But of course!

          • Jay-Em
            Jay-Em
            June 15, 2011 at 8:11 am | #

            Yup! That^^

        • Danzier
          Danzier
          June 15, 2011 at 2:13 pm | # | Reply

          http://www.selkiecomic.com/?p=457

          Panel 4.

        • Fairportfan
          Fairportfan
          June 15, 2011 at 8:36 pm | # | Reply

          There’s a sequence in the Tiny Toons Adventures segment featuring the voices of Maggie, Terre and Suzzy Roche as the singing Roach sisters (which features an absolutely lovely in-joke for Roches fans), in which Terre is having wonderful fantasy visions of the future; Maggie says something that pops her vision like a bubble – and it splatters on the camera lens. Suzzy pulls out a hankie and wipes it off…

      • Fairportfan
        Fairportfan
        June 15, 2011 at 7:54 am | # | Reply

        Or four panels of hands…

  8. SoWhyMe
    SoWhyMe
    June 15, 2011 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

    I see they briefly engaged in hand to hand contact.

    • 6wingedserif
      6wingedserif
      June 15, 2011 at 3:36 pm | # | Reply

      I noticed that too.. but I gotta write it off as concerned-close-friend-showing-some-affection rather than a ‘move’ of any kind.
      I think Heather and Shelly function much better as friends than they ever would as a couple, personally. They seem to have an understanding of sorts.

  9. Fairportfan
    Fairportfan
    June 15, 2011 at 1:08 am | # | Reply

    Takes a while for new Gravatars to propagate.

    • Knighttrap
      Knighttrap
      June 15, 2011 at 7:47 am | # | Reply

      Where are your newest ones from?

      • Fairportfan
        Fairportfan
        June 15, 2011 at 7:53 am | # | Reply

        Heh.

        Mysteries of the Arcana.

  10. Danzier
    Danzier
    June 15, 2011 at 1:19 am | # | Reply

    Well, uh… I ran across this from the plot generator (definition of plot notwithstanding) on the NaNoWriMo website. It seems to fit…

    “While experimenting with plutonium a merry band of woodland ninjas must stop the space-time continuum”

    • Paula
      Paula
      June 15, 2011 at 1:38 am | # | Reply

      hahaha

      i like :D
      well..nudge has horns and shellinx has wings and the golems have teeth :)
      like woodland critters already :D

    • Eiríkr Útlendi
      Eiríkr Útlendi
      June 15, 2011 at 1:40 am | # | Reply

      Continuum

      Continuumnumnumnum

      ContinuumnumnomNOMNOMNOM!

      • Julie
        Julie
        June 15, 2011 at 8:02 am | # | Reply

        Like. :)

    • Danzier
      Danzier
      June 15, 2011 at 2:17 am | # | Reply

      [Three links to Wapsi comics... I hope this works.]

      Or, like this:
      While experimenting with plutonium
      A merry band of woodland ninjas
      Must stop the space-time continuum

      :D

  11. NOTDilbert
    NOTDilbert
    June 15, 2011 at 1:32 am | # | Reply

    It’s okay Shelly, the Game Master is hust waiting to see how you want to spend 80 kiloanums of Experince Points. A hint: don’t put it all in Gaming: Riddles.

    • NOTDilbert
      NOTDilbert
      June 15, 2011 at 1:33 am | # | Reply

      “…just waiting…” Oy.

  12. txmystic
    txmystic
    June 15, 2011 at 1:36 am | # | Reply

    I wonder why she feels this way…does having dormant sphinx genes expressed in a time-altered inter-dimensional realm not grok?

  13. Paula
    Paula
    June 15, 2011 at 1:36 am | # | Reply

    I you are queen of the idiots Shelly then i am quite happy to be your flunky.

    sometimes stuff happens. not everything needs to be a life lesson. *shrugs*

    • Paula
      Paula
      June 15, 2011 at 1:36 am | # | Reply

      I
      If….

    • StJason
      StJason
      June 15, 2011 at 1:55 am | # | Reply

      If Shelly is Queen of Idiots, odds are she has yet to meet a true idiot.

      I, on the other hand, have to wake up every morning with one in the bathroom mirror…

      • Jay-Em
        Jay-Em
        June 15, 2011 at 3:40 am | # | Reply

        I only meet an ageing guy in that mirror… And every morning, that what has left the top of my head, seems to have nestled on the lower parts..odd.. :P

        • FatUncle
          FatUncle
          June 15, 2011 at 5:19 am | # | Reply

          A sign of growing old – when the hair on the top of your head migrates southward to your butt …

          • Jay-Em
            Jay-Em
            June 15, 2011 at 8:13 am | #

            ..and chin, and shoulders, and back etc. etc.. All hairy ,except for that shiner on top..Now tell me again the Creator has no sense of humour.. :D (as if a platypus wasn’t enough proof..)

          • W.
            W.
            June 15, 2011 at 7:40 pm | #

            “… the hair on my shoulders and the age in my eyes…” Amanda by Waylon Jennings

      • bmonk
        bmonk
        June 15, 2011 at 9:57 am | # | Reply

        “Nothing can be made idiot-proof: someone always comes up with a better quality of idiot.”

        But Shelly seems to be going the other way: at least now she recognizes how foolish she used to be

        • SoWhyMe
          SoWhyMe
          June 15, 2011 at 5:31 pm | # | Reply

          Right. Foolproof is impossible as fools can be so inventive. There are so many of them too. That’s why I think the world will never really get better as a whole. You just can’t outbreed the stupid.

        • Fairportfan
          Fairportfan
          June 15, 2011 at 8:39 pm | # | Reply

          “The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”

          • Danzier
            Danzier
            June 15, 2011 at 9:07 pm | #

            Lord help us if the two ever mix in great quantities.

  14. Eiríkr Útlendi
    Eiríkr Útlendi
    June 15, 2011 at 1:40 am | # | Reply

    Just for the record, Paul, I really like the way you draw everyone’s hands. :)

  15. FatUncle
    FatUncle
    June 15, 2011 at 2:19 am | # | Reply

    I note with amusement that Shelly is a true sphinx. She is speaking in riddles, and Heather hasn’t a clue.

    • Julie
      Julie
      June 15, 2011 at 8:03 am | # | Reply

      Well noted. :) I didn’t even think of that.

    • bmonk
      bmonk
      June 15, 2011 at 9:59 am | # | Reply

      And now we know why: it’s hard to compete with 81ka of contemplation and its resulting wisdom when you only have a few decades of figuring out the world.

      • eschmenk
        eschmenk
        June 15, 2011 at 1:55 pm | # | Reply

        Shelly is certainly not acting as if she has 80,000 years of wisdom. It may be that most of that experience was compressed or erased when she returned. Or maybe she hibernated for millennia at a time.

        • Sheik
          Sheik
          June 15, 2011 at 4:23 pm | # | Reply

          That was actually my read on it.
          As a guardian a sphinx’s time is mostly empty space and in order to be alert to even the slightest change in the environment at any given time the mind cannot be allowed to wander.
          That tells me that for almost all Shelly’s time as a sphinx her mind was simply not working; she was running on autopilot, literally without a thought in her head, but keyed onto anything new that might need attention.
          She probably knew exactly when each leaf in the forest fell but was simply not anticipating the next.

          • bmonk
            bmonk
            June 15, 2011 at 5:53 pm | #

            Like a cat at a mouse hole?

          • Fairportfan
            Fairportfan
            June 15, 2011 at 8:41 pm | #

            Like the cat who ate the stinky cheese and then sat at the mousehole with baited breath?

          • Danzier
            Danzier
            June 15, 2011 at 9:08 pm | #

            “Baited Breath’?!?

            Is the pun jar still on that guy’s foot?

        • Ratcatcher
          Ratcatcher
          June 22, 2011 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

          Danzier- no it bounced off. I think it rolled under the table where the Danish were.

  16. Francisco
    Francisco
    June 15, 2011 at 3:04 am | # | Reply

    Prediction for tomorrow:

    Heather: You have changed. The Shelly I knew before thought she knew all she needed to know. I don’t know what this “life changing” event was but you did learn something — you don’t know what you need to know. For you that IS a big change.

    Shelly: But what do I do with that?

    • SoWhyMe
      SoWhyMe
      June 15, 2011 at 10:58 am | # | Reply

      Heather: “You’ll know what to do with it when the time is right for you to know.”

    • 6wingedserif
      6wingedserif
      June 15, 2011 at 3:38 pm | # | Reply

      ::likes this::
      :)

  17. Jay-Em
    Jay-Em
    June 15, 2011 at 3:44 am | # | Reply

    Funny that Shelly doesn’t realize that, by thinking about “learning experiences” she actually has learned a lot..

    Oh, and Heather holding Shelly’s hand? I guess it is all about reassuring Shelly. Heather has a wise soul, and knows something fundamental is bugging our thick-skulled comanche.. It’s a very human gesture.

  18. kaibyo
    kaibyo
    June 15, 2011 at 5:50 am | # | Reply

    I hope she figures herself out soon. She seems to have lost so much of her joie de vivre.

    • The Old Wolf
      The Old Wolf
      June 15, 2011 at 7:23 am | # | Reply

      80,000 years in solitary will do that to a person. I think a session with officer nightstick will go a long way toward helping her to remember there are things in life worth hollering about.

      • kaibyo
        kaibyo
        June 15, 2011 at 11:49 am | # | Reply

        That and maybe if everyone had a night out at Club Cerebus to unwind, too. Too much contemplation and philosophizing can wear a girl down. And, even tho’ she was a help and companion, the company of a perpetual 5(?) year old with a sassy ‘tude would more than set MY teeth on edge. :P

        • Fairportfan
          Fairportfan
          June 15, 2011 at 8:45 pm | # | Reply

          Fourteenm should be – she’s from Shelly’s vision quest, which (if Shelly is the same age as Monica) would be when she was fourteen.

          Regardless, it was some years after her mother’s death, and that was when she was ten.

          And, on the gripping hand, CG only looks young. She is the sum total of Shelly’s demons, and they, unlike Tina 2.0′s demons, would recall all the past cycles.

          • Fairportfan
            Fairportfan
            June 15, 2011 at 10:15 pm | #

            Arrggghhh.

            that was supposed to say “Fourteen, ” – not “Fourteenm “

  19. Ozymandous
    Ozymandous
    June 15, 2011 at 7:22 am | # | Reply

    “Dissociation can be a response to trauma or drugs and perhaps allows the mind to distance itself from experiences that are too much for the psyche to process at that time.”

    Pretty normal when you haven’t processed all that you went through.

  20. ziggy78eog
    ziggy78eog
    June 15, 2011 at 7:58 am | # | Reply

    .To me, it just says that you are a normal person; well, as normal as one can get. You are not the only person to have one of these “I know this was suppose to teach me something, but I have no clue what that something is” moments. I have had a couple in my life as well.

  21. Zhiwu
    Zhiwu
    June 15, 2011 at 9:10 am | # | Reply

    I always figured that if one could download lots of data into a persons head, it would take the brain time to figure out how to assimilate it. If Shelly just got over 80k years downloaded, it would not be unreasonable if it took a century to assimilate it.

    • SoWhyMe
      SoWhyMe
      June 15, 2011 at 11:24 am | # | Reply

      Problem is she no longer has anywhere near a century.

      • Zhiwu
        Zhiwu
        June 15, 2011 at 5:30 pm | # | Reply

        There are enough wild cards in this game that I wouldn’t rule out some measure of immortality for any of them.

    • Fairportfan
      Fairportfan
      June 15, 2011 at 8:48 pm | # | Reply

      But she didn’t get it all at once – she got it over a period of 80,000+ years. Remember, this is the same Shelly who actually lived all those years. All of it came to her at a one-to-one ratio and, presumably, was processed normally; there was no massive expository dump of the whole thing.

      Monica and the Scoobies got handed the whole thing as a fait accompli all at once, but they have less to process, too.

  22. Eee
    Eee
    June 15, 2011 at 9:40 am | # | Reply

    Shelly is being too hard on herself. She has gone in one day from being a 80,000 year old sphinx trapped in a wooded realm to resuming her life as Shelly. What she regards as ‘feeling nothing’ is more probably shock. As time goes on and she starts noticing the differences between how she used to be and how she is now, she’ll undoubtedly come to realize how much she HAS changed…

    • Paula
      Paula
      June 15, 2011 at 10:07 am | # | Reply

      i wonder if she will though
      i mean
      80k years
      the changes would have come on gradually
      like when you grow taller. you don’t notice it til you measure yourself.

      i hope shelly kept a diary :)

      • bmonk
        bmonk
        June 15, 2011 at 10:14 am | # | Reply

        She sure did.

        Unfortunately, it’s back in the Time Forest.

        All 75,000 volumes of it.

        • Kramegame
          Kramegame
          June 15, 2011 at 10:33 am | # | Reply

          Then it’s also at the library, in the Annex of the Sphinx!

          • Kramegame
            Kramegame
            June 15, 2011 at 10:34 am | #

            who may be the queen of the dim wits buts knows not to press enter too early… :|

          • Fairportfan
            Fairportfan
            June 15, 2011 at 8:50 pm | #

            Maybe not. The Library has everything ever written in the Universe – but the Wood Between the Worlds is apparently outside the Consensus Universe.

          • Danzier
            Danzier
            June 15, 2011 at 9:11 pm | #

            L-space. It’s there. Shelly just might get very lost trying to find it.

  23. Jay-Em
    Jay-Em
    June 15, 2011 at 10:31 am | # | Reply

    Aaaand..lookee here, Who’s that, looking all smug

    Spottiness is from primer. Head not fixed yet. I am still experimenting with how to pose her head.

    To You all: Dress? Or no dress?

    • Kramegame
      Kramegame
      June 15, 2011 at 10:35 am | # | Reply

      well in that scene she’s not dressed yet…but I would like to see the dress.

      • Fairportfan
        Fairportfan
        June 15, 2011 at 8:08 pm | # | Reply

        Hmmm. The closest i recalled to that pose is here, and she is.

        Where’s the earlier?

    • Paula
      Paula
      June 15, 2011 at 11:08 am | # | Reply

      no dress
      purely because i want to see all the detail on the body :)

    • SoWhyMe
      SoWhyMe
      June 15, 2011 at 11:08 am | # | Reply

      You could always treat her like a Barbie and make the dress as a separate thing. Use cloth at first to make a dress, trying different kinds, then, eventually make it in clay sections so as to be able to place it over the figure. Or just stick with cloth. At least that way you always have the option.

      • Jay-Em
        Jay-Em
        June 15, 2011 at 12:20 pm | # | Reply

        Hmmm.. Fabric always looks iffy when used on statuettes. Maybe I’ll go with Your suggestion of making an “attacheable” dress out of apoxie. The stuff is darn strong, so I can make it pretty thin.

        I did put a lot of work in Nudge’s definition. She’s a 9-foot tall deity, so must be pretty strong not to topple in our gravity with those humongous horns (Which, by the way, are a joy to make. Organic shapes always are..) Makes one shudder to think how Strong Phix, or Shellinx may be 8O

    • Paul Taylor
      Paul Taylor
      June 15, 2011 at 11:42 am | # | Reply

      So very cool! :D

      • Jay-Em
        Jay-Em
        June 15, 2011 at 12:29 pm | # | Reply

        Thanks :D I only hope I’ll do Your brainchild right by my dabbling.

        Am I correct to assume that Nudge’s body has the light-sand/light tan color fur that a coyote seems to have?
        I am in the process of mixing a batch of acrylics for the prime layer, so I would be really thankfull If You could give an approximation(RAL would be perfect, or Adobe RGB :P :lol: )

        Oh,Yeah, very important Freckles, or demon warts ??(on her face ,I mean)

        Sorry to keep hassling You, but ‘I seek perfection’ in the vision of the creator heh..

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      June 15, 2011 at 3:30 pm | # | Reply

      One small quibble, with a lever arm like that Nudge’s calf muscles would be much larger than what you’ve sculpted if she’s bipedal. Those calves are more suited to a quadrupedal stance. OK, shutting up now.

      • Jay-Em
        Jay-Em
        June 15, 2011 at 4:23 pm | # | Reply

        True, true, but that looked SOOO wrong. It looked like bad BAD cosplay, too ‘human on stilts’, so I scrapped it. I just figured everything runs via sinews and carpal tunnels(?) to her upper legs. (Don’t even start on the neck-muscles needed to support those room-sized horns..Her neck would be thicker than her head..ieeeeww..)

        Part of the fun with Nudge is, that she’s a completely impossible creature with a weird amalagamate of features. Part dog, part faun, part goat… as a sculptor it’s tons of fun to sort of sticking ones tongue out at ‘reasonable’ anatomy and make something utterly wrong, look real. :P

        • SoWhyMe
          SoWhyMe
          June 15, 2011 at 5:19 pm | # | Reply

          We could always assume the horns are hollow and made of some strong but lightweight bio-material. More for show than functional for ramming anything. Thereby supportable by a thinner neck.

        • Fairportfan
          Fairportfan
          June 15, 2011 at 8:09 pm | # | Reply

          More like part horse – goats have cloven hooves – oh, wait – her tail?

          • Danzier
            Danzier
            June 15, 2011 at 9:13 pm | #

            I think the goat part is her Scape.

    • 6wingedserif
      6wingedserif
      June 15, 2011 at 3:44 pm | # | Reply

      that sculpture is so awesome.. you are extremely talented. can’t wait to see the finished product :D

      • SoWhyMe
        SoWhyMe
        June 15, 2011 at 5:23 pm | # | Reply

        He is indeed. Not too bad at sketching either, I’ll wager. Perhaps he could do a webcomic?

        • Jay-Em
          Jay-Em
          June 15, 2011 at 6:19 pm | # | Reply

          nah..sorry to disappoint, but those sketches in the background are from an anatomy reference book.

          I can draw reasonably well, but suck at inking.. i’ll always kill my work when inking.. So, a web-comic is out of the question.

          Let alone coming up with something as engrossng as WS..

          Well, I’m on to a couple of days of sanding and priming Nudge(bleh.. booring, but neccesary), so, no updates for some time.

          Thanx for all encouragement. You WS-fans are the best! :D

    • 6wingedserif
      6wingedserif
      June 15, 2011 at 3:45 pm | # | Reply

      oh, and I say no dress.. but a dress option would still be cool.

    • choronzonseyes
      choronzonseyes
      June 15, 2011 at 5:19 pm | # | Reply

      Spot on! The face looks really nice.

    • eschmenk
      eschmenk
      June 15, 2011 at 7:40 pm | # | Reply

      You just proved that you are the artist, not me. I have no idea how it could be improved, so I’d vote for leave it as is.

    • Danzier
      Danzier
      June 15, 2011 at 9:14 pm | # | Reply

      Perhaps the dress in a pile on the floor below her right hand?

  24. Jerry Lewis
    Jerry Lewis
    June 15, 2011 at 9:28 pm | # | Reply

    Why do I get the distinct vibe that Shelly is going to be feeling SOMETHING in a big way by the end of the week?

    • miis
      miis
      June 15, 2011 at 11:20 pm | # | Reply

      by the looks of their hands she might be feeling -something- other than officer tightbuns, if you catch my drift

    • Jabberwonky
      Jabberwonky
      June 15, 2011 at 11:22 pm | # | Reply

      Because she hasn’t seen Justin yet?

      Ba-dump-crsshh!
      Thank you! Try the veal!

  25. Oldwolf
    Oldwolf
    June 15, 2011 at 11:06 pm | # | Reply

    Quit allitering everywhere, and remember to never put Descartes before the horse.

    • Paula
      Paula
      June 16, 2011 at 1:49 am | # | Reply

      heh :) i like that :D

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